I heard that I'm going to sweep the world

One misstep became eternal hatred, because Xia Mian was too careless, Meng Nange tricked him so much that even Uncle Fan couldn't recognize him, and almost fell into the pot, becoming a bowl of delicious braised rabbit meat.It's also thanks to Uncle Fan's focus on health preservation, and never eats greasy food at night - it's not certain whether this good living habit can make the elderly parents live to a hundred years, but it does make Xia Mian lucky to live for a few more hours.

After Meng Nange left, Uncle Fan thought about it, and felt that if a certain rabbit was slaughtered now, the meat would definitely not be fresh the next day.After thinking about it for a while, he still decided to lock up the rabbit first, and wait until tomorrow morning to start cooking, so he grabbed Xia Mian's ear and carried it into the kitchen, covered him with an upside-down bamboo basket, and before leaving , and carefully pressed a stone on top of the bamboo basket.

Xia Mian's thumping didn't have the slightest effect, his eyes dimmed, and he was under the bamboo basket, and soon there was no sound around him, no matter how Xia Mian rolled and bumped, this seemingly dilapidated cage remained motionless.

After an unknown amount of time, birds began to sing outside, and the unique coolness of the autumn night gradually receded, as if it was almost dawn.

Efforts to no avail, seeing that it was about to be upgraded to the next day's breakfast, Xia Mian's whole rabbit was sluggish, with a rabbit face motionless and stupid, suddenly fell into the blow of "I will be eaten by the master" Unable to extricate himself, he couldn't help thinking about it.

...I don't know if it tastes good, or if it suits Master's taste... But Uncle Fan's craftsmanship has always been very good, the rabbit meat he makes must be delicious, it must be hot, and the oil will sizzle when you bite it The gravy popped out, and the gravy filled the whole mouth in an instant, with a bit of the unique fragrance of game...

Thinking of this, Xia Mian silently swallowed her saliva, and then realized that the person he was drooling at seemed to be herself.

A certain rabbit: ...

Standing up from the ground, Xia Mian shook her head in shame, and finally cheered up again, deciding to face this cruel world that is ruthless and unreasonable.With a different body, everything around me becomes bigger, even familiar things become strange.Especially this body made Xia Mian very uncomfortable. He tried to move a few steps in the limited space to prepare for a possible escape, but he always felt that something was weird.

By the way, how do rabbits walk...

With the help of the shimmering light coming through the gap, Xia Mian stared at her fluffy front paws, trying to recall the scenes she had seen in the animal world before.

At this time, he suddenly felt that the light was blocked by something, as if someone was approaching the bamboo basket that locked him, and then Lu Yu's cold voice sounded: "Uncle Fan, what's in here?"

Hearing the sound, Uncle Fan immediately came out to greet him: "Master Lu Yu, you are back. This is a rabbit sent by Mr. Meng Nange, and he said that he is asking Mr. Lu Yu to taste it."

Xia Mian's ears pricked up all of a sudden, and she happily turned to Lu Yu's direction.

... It is Master who has come, and I have been turned into a rabbit, Master, please save me! !

However, Lu Yu didn't seem to have the slightest interest in him, so he said nonchalantly, "If you lose the things Meng Nange sent you."

Uncle Fan always obeyed Lu Yu's words unconditionally, he turned around and opened the bamboo basket to catch Xia Mian without asking why.

As a rabbit, Xia Mian couldn't make a sound, so she gritted her teeth, leaned down to avoid Uncle Fan's hand, and suddenly leaped with all her strength, directly passing through the opened gap, before everyone reacted. When he got the chance, he stumbled towards Lu Yu and bumped into his master's leg with a slap.

Now Master will always notice him, this series of super-standard movements, even Xia Mian couldn't help but want to give himself a thumbs up.

As expected, Lu Yu raised his eyebrows, grabbed Xia Mian by the nape of his neck and lifted him up, his eyes slightly suspicious: "This rabbit..."

What's the language barrier, he and the master really have a tacit understanding!

Xia Mian immediately retracted her four rabbit paws obediently, and stared at Lu Yu, hoping that the other party could see through her real body at a glance.

Lu Yu pondered for a while, and finally continued to speak: "...I can't even walk the road well, could it be that someone tampered with it?"

Uncle Fan's eyes froze: "If you don't have anything to show courtesy, you can either rape or steal. Mr. Meng Nange has always had a temperament of causing trouble for nothing. Could it be that he wanted to use this rabbit to drug you, Mr. Lu Yu, just for fun?"

aestivation:……

Why!With such a big brain hole, why can't I just focus on ideas!

There was no movement on Lu Yu's face, but after a moment of silence, he asked, "Where is Ah Mian, isn't he in the bedroom?"

"He's in the bamboo forest in the backyard. Master Meng Nange said that he entered samadhi in order to attack the late stage of foundation establishment, and asked me not to disturb him." Uncle Fan said, "Could it be possible..."

Before Uncle Fan finished speaking, Lu Yu threw the rabbit away and rushed out of the house.

Uncle Fan didn't even look at Xia Mian, and ran out after him.

At that moment, Xia Mian's heart almost collapsed.

He got up from the ground, silently stretched out his fat belly, looked up at the backs of the two people going away, and sneezed very bitterly.

...I am here, the person you worry about is here, and I was thrown into the kitchen by a rabbit in your heart!

However, this cry was useless, so Xia Mian had no choice but to be full of loneliness that could not speak human words, and walked forward slowly like a disabled rabbit with what Lu Yu described as a stupid walking posture.

When he arrived, Lu Yu was putting his hand on Xia Mian's forehead to check for something.

This time, a certain rabbit learned to be smart and did not dare to approach rashly. It just hid behind a clump of green bamboos and listened to the two talking.

"I think it's Mr. Meng Nange, so I can't help being a little careless. Zixufeng and the others, alas..." Uncle Fan asked worriedly, "How is Ah Mian, has he been given some strange medicine?"

Lu Yu shook his head, withdrew his hand and said, "The true energy is circulating, Ah Mian is indeed cultivating in concentration, he is fine."

Uncle Fan heaved a sigh of relief: "That's good. Otherwise, I'll have to ask Zi Xufeng for an explanation even if I'm an old man."

Lu Yu looked slightly tired, and said, "Uncle Fan, I'll stay here for a while, you go back to the room first."

"This... my lord, you stayed up all night discussing things with the sect leader." Uncle Fan hesitated, "If you're still worried, why don't I watch over here first, and you go and rest for a while."

"No problem." Lu Yu said again: "Go back."

Uncle Fan couldn't help it, so he had no choice but to go back to the house step by step.For a moment, only Lu Yu and Xia Mian were left in the bamboo forest.

Although it has entered autumn, summer still has a little tail, and when the sun rises, the weather is still hot.Lu Yu sat down with one leg bent beside Xia Mian, took out an umbrella from the Qiankun bag, and cast a spell, making the umbrella float above Xia Mian's head to block the sun.

Seeing that there was no one else, Xia Mian rabbit boldly jumped out from his hiding place, Dian Dian'er wanted to go to Lu Yu's side, but he was stumped by the bluestone he was sitting on.

After grinding its paws with a stone in its arms, a certain rabbit finally admitted that he was not suitable for rock climbing, so he could only squat in the grass aggrievedly, looking up at his master with a pair of round red eyes, looking up at his non-existent neck.

Lu Yu had seen this white ball of hair a long time ago, and he watched the little boy try his best to climb up the rock without moving, but he failed repeatedly and failed repeatedly.

After a full cup of tea, he bowed down condescendingly, and easily fished out a certain rabbit that was panting from exhaustion.

The Xiamian rabbit didn't have a tail to wag, so it had to stretch out a paw to rest on Lu Yu's wrist, and the fluffy ears on its head moved.

Lu Yu began to show a murderous look at the innocent little animal: "Why are you following behind? Could it be that you know me? But you don't have aura... What are you?"

Xia Mian shivered suddenly, but she couldn't bear to run away, so she lowered her head pitifully, nestled in Lu Yu's arms and rubbed weakly, as soft and cute as a ball of cotton.

Having never been close to such a creature before, Lu Yu's body stiffened almost invisible, and the cold breath disappeared in an instant.He half-closed his eyes and looked at Xia Mian for a moment, then sighed slightly, before saying, "Forget it...are you hungry?"

Xia Mian met Lu Yu's clear eyes, and felt a lot of pressure.

Master, where did you come to this conclusion, do I look like a foodie?

Lu Yu thought for a while, turned sideways to search from Xia Mian's sitting body, and finally found a pear in the hidden pocket of his sleeve.

Xia Mian's eyes widened suddenly, and the tips of her ears quivered.

Master, how did you know there was a pear there? It was his supper that he planned to eat tonight!

"Eat."

Lu Yu took the pear, which was bigger than a certain rabbit's head, and put it on the bluestone. He seemed to think of something, and there was a rare smile in his tone: "He still has it anyway. It's clear that no one will snatch it from him, but he always likes to pear it." He put all the food on his body, and pretended it was hidden from others. I don’t know where Ah Mian hid all the food.”

aestivation:……

Well, he is indeed a foodie...

Silently lowering her head, Xia Mian stretched out a paw to fiddle with the pear, wanting to pretend that she didn't understand anything.

Thinking that Xia Mian couldn't reach it, Lu Yu simply held the pear in his hand, handed it directly to a certain rabbit's mouth, and commented disgustingly: "Too stupid."

How stupid, this rabbit paper is so cold and cute!

Xia Mian glanced at her master with a little dissatisfaction, then opened her mouth appreciatively, and gnawed on the pear, the sweet juice dripped down and wet the hairs around his mouth.

Lu Yu commented again: "Tsk, it's really stupid."

...why say it twice! ?

Xia Mian felt that she had received a knowing blow, she glanced at Lu Yu faintly, stretched out a paw faintly, pushed Lu Yu's hand away with the paw faintly, then turned around and buried her head, facing her master with her butt .

"You and Ah Mian are somewhat similar." Lu Yu squinted at him and said meaningfully, "But you are much more courageous than him."

Feeling the Siberia-like cold wind, Xia Mian shivered a bit, then turned her face back knowingly, sticking out her tongue to lick Lu Yu's finger flatteringly.

"You really look like Ah Mian." Lu Yu scratched his chin, then slightly curved his lips, paused, turned his head to look at the other Xia Mian who was sitting beside him, his expression was still calm, but his eyes were soft and warm.

The indigo silk umbrella dyed the sunlight into a faint color, as if even the air was quiet.There was a faint fragrance of bamboo leaves on Lu Yu's body, which permeated through his clothes along with his body temperature.Xia Mian sniffled, looked up at Lu Yu, as if a gentle wind had blown through her heart.

Even with Xia Mian's current aesthetics of a rabbit, Lu Yu is still very good-looking, prettier than anyone else, prettier than anyone else.

So he couldn't help thinking, can this kind of time be longer, longer, it would be nice if they could stay together for the rest of their lives.

Thinking of this, Xia Mian secretly made up her mind.

He must work hard to obtain the Nirvana Sword and be recognized by his master...

——He heard Lu Yu say: "I will not let Ah Mian win the sword tasting competition."