I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Jiang Xishan is a pure-bred scumbag, countless people have suffered misfortune in his life, he is not taboo about meat and vegetables, he is bullied by men, women, young and old, and people in his yard always use "the old Jiang's shit-stirring stick" when talking about him. To refer to him, even in person, everyone dared to call him a nickname "Jiang Baba" "kindly".

Jiang Baba stinks all over the neighborhood, and his reputation resounds throughout the sky. As long as he goes out, all the aunts in Lianhu District would like to tie their daughters to their belts.Of course, if the son is beautiful enough, he must be fastened.

Because Jiang Xishan always relies on his face to seduce people from the air, regardless of men and women, wherever he goes, he will not leave a piece of armor, as if he can use his mind to control you and immediately bridal chamber with him generally.

Every day, he likes to do nothing, eat, drink, whore and gamble, and wander around. He ruined his wealthy family, and his father was so angry that he turned into a memorial tablet at the age of fifty. There is only an old house of 38 square meters to accompany Jiang Xishan.

Finally, Comrade Jiang Xishan only had 46 yuan left in his pocket, [-] of which was fake money. Living so hard, he couldn't stop, happily ran to his girlfriend's house to make a living.

This girlfriend is naturally a piece of duckweed in the long river of Jiang Xishan's love history, because Jiang Xishan's radiating range is only in Lianhu District for the time being, so the reputation of Beilin District has yet to be developed, and his mother thinks he looks like a real thing. Without paying attention, let him in for dinner.

After only a week of acquaintance, he had come to the door three times for dinner. Today, the fourth time, Duckweed's mother finally had an opinion and blocked the door to prevent him from entering.

"Auntie, what's delicious for lunch?" It was still a hippie smile.

"Get out, don't come to my daughter again!"

Otherwise, Jiang Xishan is muddled, this matter should be placed on someone else, and he fled away with his tail between his legs, but Jiang Xishan rolled up his sleeves, opened his voice energetically, and immediately howled: " My dear aunt——you can’t behave like this—we are really free in love! You can’t be so arbitrary——your girl has held my hand, and now she says no I don’t want me anymore, who will be responsible for my innocence——Auntie, please do me a favor and let me see her again—”

Jiang Xishan didn't want to meet the girl. He still doesn't remember the appearance of this duckweed. He only remembers the salt and pepper pork ribs made by duckweed's mother. Emma, ​​the taste, crispy outside and tender inside. But not greasy can hook out the soul of people.

He made such a fuss, it was completely inertial finishing work, as if it was a particularly interesting thing to add a bad review to his own style.

After howling for twenty minutes, he was more professional than howling.The whole family courtyard was immersed in the joy of gossip, duckweed's mother was so ashamed, she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, or chop Jiang Xishan into the crack.

"You rascal! I'll give you twenty! Count it as your innocence loss! Is there too much!" The mezzo-soprano who gritted her teeth released the closing statement.If it weren't for Jiang Xishan's good looks, Duckweed's mother wouldn't even give her two dollars.

Alas, this little bastard's behavior is really blinding his good looks for nothing.

After making a fuss, in exchange for twenty, Jiang Xishan scratched his stomach, and happily broke up with his girlfriend who had been with him for a week.

Then 10 minutes later, he started another passionate relationship that was engraved in his heart. This relationship, in jargon, is called Nie Yuan.

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Comrade Jiang Xishan, who was so poor that he was about to urinate blood, had just wandered out from another community. The breeze brushed his cheeks, and the sun was warm.

Jiang Xishan was going to go to Yuanji to eat a meat bun first, then buy a lottery ticket, and then take a black car to go home. Who would have thought that he would encounter difficulties just as he reached the first step. He saw someone jumping over the moat!

With a tall back, he stood alone by the river. When Jiang Xishan ran to him, the man raised his hand in a parabola and threw his phone into the river.

Did you see, did you see, modern people regard mobile phones as their own parents, and people who don’t even want their parents are desperate for this world? !Jiang Xishan hurriedly called him: "Hey, big brother, don't be too hard on yourself~"

The big brother who didn't think much about it had a handsome side face and was taller than Jiang Xishan. He stood beside the man, one step away, and he didn't dare to approach him for fear of irritating him.

But after yelling a few nonsense, the person didn't even turn his face to look at him. It was obviously Feel, who had lost his body and spirit, and his mind was dead. Too drunk to play suicide?Should I just mind my own business?What if he didn't succeed in saving him and he dragged himself to jump the moat together?The water in the moat is so dirty, if it falls, it will be suffocated to death before being choked to death.

Tangled, Jiang Xishan is really tangled.

But at this time, Lei Feng, Huang Jiguang, Dong Cunrui, Qiu Shaoyun and countless other revolutionary martyrs showed their big faces in his mind. They were inspiring Jiang Xishan, every inch of Jiang Xishan's meridians were filled with pride, and he rushed over He picked up the person by the waist, and ran away after carrying it.

Running far away from the moat, the target went straight to Yuan Ji.

Well, he still can't forget his Roujiamo!

A 1.8-meter-two big man was carried away by a 1.7-meter-eight man, which is not common on the streets of Chang'an anyway. When the two of them entered Yuanji, the boss's slightly opened mouth remained open.

In the past few days, Jiang Xishan knew that his wallet was tight, and he didn't dare to add eggs to the soup. In order to appease the other party and let the person who attempted suicide feel the warmth of the world, Jiang Xishan drank seaweed soup by himself and ordered it for the person. For a bowl of seaweed egg drop soup, I also specially reminded the boss to beat two more eggs.

No matter how his lips fluttered up and down, no matter what reason he said, the man opposite did not respond at all, the soup was almost cold and he didn't drink it, Jiang Xishan felt sorry for the egg, so he took a bowl and added some chili Drank it all.

Of course, at the end of the checkout, Jiang Xishan took out the fake money, but unfortunately, the waitress saw through it and glared at him several times. He then asked for the money back with a big face.

I don’t know if it’s the wrong nerve, Jiang Xishan feels that the attitude of those who have attempted suicide to ignore him as a life-saving hero is very shameful, even if it’s scolding, even if it’s just a squeak, I use nonsense to nourish you but you don’t use it. What's the matter with giving me back nonsense?

He immediately went to take out the man's trouser pocket. For a person who doesn't even want a mobile phone, money is also a possession outside his body. Jiang Xishan took out a Hermes wallet as he wished, and his eyes were swaying with joy.

The rich handsome man committed suicide. It looked like he was full. Jiang Xishan had no conscience, so he paid the bill with the other party's money on the spot, took the wallet and left him, and went home.