I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Jiang Xishan ordered another meal for Sunset, telling him to finish eating quickly and go to work.Today's task is still to save Liu Dongdong, a lost internet addict.

Sunset felt that Jiang Xishan seemed to like to save lost human beings, such as the former self and the current Liu Dongdong. Those who didn't know him thought he was a Buddha who came to the world, so he has Buddha nature.

In this small world of digging and searching, Jiang Xishan practiced radio gymnastics for teenagers as if no one else was around, and recited poems accompaniment loudly: "For the sake of the roots of my descendants, shape my Chinese soul! Keep fit for a hundred days, and the competition will be worthwhile." Immortal!" He stopped suddenly and sighed, "Wow, it rhymes so well, Sunset, while I'm full of poetry, do you want me to give you a poem?"

Well, Sunset decided to change his words. It is "magic nature". If you want to give me poems, I might as well give me death...

Sunset ignored him and continued to bury his head in his meal.

After the meal, the two went out to do charity. Just as they walked to the west gate, they saw a very powerful luxury car parked on the side of the road. A clean, white and tender guy came out from the driver's seat. He called Jiang Xishan to stop Le: "Hey brother, do you remember me?"

Only then did Jiang Xishan recognize it. Isn't this the friend who made an appointment with him last time but failed?He laughed aloud: "You drive such a nice car and come to take the order?"

Sunset:"……"

Jiang Xishan scratched his head and said again: "Hehe, that's right, I may not understand the world of the rich. The world has really changed now. In the past, the luxury cars were all picked up by Xiaomi, but now they are all taking orders. The rich are moved. China.

I really don't know where he came to such a conclusion.

The boy Bai Nen shook his head: "No, I came to Ximen to sign up for study, so I don't have an order."

Jiang Xishan was very surprised. This little Pao.you is very motivated. He asked, "What do you want to learn?"

The guy said: "The whole country is full of scumbags, cheating money, cheating love, cheating guns, so I signed up for a comprehensive class in English, German, French, Thai, and Spanish. The world is so big, I want to go abroad. Look at different routines."

Sunset:"……"

Jiang Xishan: "You also have a clear mind, with so many goals in life, why can't you do it?"

The guy said: "No way, brother, you don't know me. When I wake up every day, I wish I was poor, just like you, so that I can still fight for money. Unfortunately, I am not poor, so I can only focus on the emotional world. gone."

What a real guy, it's a pity that the three views are crooked.

Even though Jiang Xishan himself is living like a dog, he still has to guide others how to live a perfect life: "Let me tell you, if I were as rich as you, I would be happy just playing fairy flowers at home with money." Haha, play for several years, don't ask for trouble."

The guy smiled wryly: "I don't want to be troubled, but there are really too many scumbags. Especially people like us, we can't always meet good people."

Jiang Xishan patted the boy on the shoulder: "Haven't you heard the fable that a scumbag will get his own fortune, and a scumbag will eventually be a scumbag?"

Sunset squinted at Jiang Xishan, it turned out that he also knew his fate.

Boy: "Is there such a fable?"

Jiang Xishan: "Oh, I made it up. Dude, when I made an appointment with you, I thought your mind was pretty good, but I didn't expect it to burn. You should adjust it properly."

Guy: "Can I leave your phone number?"

Sunset interjected, "He's in arrears."

The guy hadn't looked at the sunset since just now, and now he frowned and asked Jiang Xishan, "Who is he?"

Sunset stared at Jiang Xishan.

Jiang Xishan felt the pressure inexplicably, and only then did he realize that the boy might be interested in himself, that's not okay, I'm also a scumbag, I have self-knowledge.In order to put an end to the young man's thoughts, Jiang Xishan said deeply: "This is my deputy. You also know that these days, it is impossible for a gangster brother in the society to not have two or three younger brothers to follow. Playing with younger brothers is the daily routine of every big brother. My brother Jiang is no exception."

Sunset choked on his saliva.

The boy showed surprise: "Are you a gangster?"

Yes, brother, I'm a gangster, isn't it bad?There are countless younger brothers who have played, right?So, please don't fall in love with me.Occasionally dating is okay.

The guy went on to say: "This is the first time I met the gangster brother, I will help you charge the phone bill, can we make an appointment once in a while?"

Jiang Xishan said baldly, "It's ok..."

The sight of the sunset is like the icicles formed under the eaves of the cold winter in Harbin, piercing with a whoosh.Jiang Xishan's chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, his whole body ached, and he changed his words: "It's not that appointment, don't get me wrong. It's just a normal meeting."

Boy: "Okay, okay, then pull the hook."

What the hell, I'm Brother Jiang, the gangster. Wouldn't it be against my personality to hook up with you?

Jiang Xishan shook his head: "No more, we are still in a hurry to get a seat at the Internet cafe, otherwise we will miss the special offer period. Goodbye."

Guy: "..."

Jiang Xishan pulled Sunset and left, Sunset struggled a few times, but did not shake off.

Jiang Xishan looked back at the young man, and reminded Sunset: "Can you show some acting skills? You are the brother's assistant. What's wrong with pulling your hand? This hand must be pulled, otherwise that gun. Friends misunderstand that I am a good person and fell in love with me." What should I do, my reputation as a scumbag can't be ruined by him."

Wouldn't it make you honorable to be a scumbag?

As soon as this hand was pulled, Jiang Xishan felt elated. Sunset's hand was long, thin and soft, which was simply contradictory and contrary to science, but he just felt this way.If this hand can be placed in my place, oh my god, just thinking about it will make me wet my crotch first.In front of the sunset, he is absolutely respectful first.

Liu Dongdong happened to be buying water at the front desk of the Internet cafe. When he saw Jiang Xishan and Sunset coming in hand in hand, he didn't even lift his eyelids: "I've seen it for a long time. All handsome people are gay, Newton's fourth law."

After Liu Dongdong finished speaking, he turned and left to start the machine.

Jiang Xishan looked at Liu Dongdong's back, nodded and praised: "Liu Dongdong has a future, he is a good seedling."

Sunset has already pulled out his hand, and wiped the sweat on his hands with the corner of his clothes: "Did you see it with your knees?"

Jiang Xishan: "You see, he knows Newton's laws, which really amazes me! By the way, what are Newton's three laws?"

Sunset: "..." I choose death.

The two of them opened two machines, because they had extra money from selling eggs, so they could spend it extravagantly.Sunset was reading the news on the Internet, Jiang Xishan geared up and opened the web game.Unexpectedly, there are so many pop-up windows in the web game. He just clicked on it, and a picture of a loli with big breasts popped up, her breasts were moving, there was an unknown liquid on her face, her mouth was opening and closing, and there was a line of yellow characters on the pop-up advertisement—— ——

"A game to play when no one is around"

Jiang Xishan chuckled, licked his lips, and glanced at Sunset out of the corner of his eye: "Look quickly, this rascal is so shameless, he just hit my heart, I like it so much."

Get an eye knife one.

In fact, Jiang Xishan's sexual orientation can't be said to be male or female. It should be said that his sexual orientation is more beautiful. As long as he is beautiful, he can even be an African monkey... Forget it, let's not talk about it, let's talk about it again.

Jiang Xishan looked around, there was no one else except the sunset, that's great, what a shameful game that can only be played when there is no one around, he was so curious, so excited, his hand was slowly stroked by tens of thousands of people The mouse, with a very gentle gesture, clicked the left button.

As a result, the screen jumped, he went in, and almost lost control and threw the mouse out!

Damn it, the title party is too wild!Give me back my boobs loli!It's okay if there is no loli, but what are the little people on it?Such a poor quality game screen really has to be played with no one around!Otherwise, I will definitely be laughed to death by others! !

A chuckle came.

Sunset's shoulders shrugged slightly.