I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Jiang Xishan closed the fraudulent webpage, and while logging into the game "Furong Town", he said to Sunset: "You also come to the eighth district to build an account. We should cooperate internally and externally, and you will play the role of rival in love."

Sunset frowned: "Whose rival in love?"

Jiang Xishan said: "Nonsense, Liu Dongdong's! Could it be mine? You two fell in love with me together, chased me, scrambled for me, and robbed me. Men like this, and then you were eliminated. Three people I fell into his hands during the trip, and I am happy ending from now on. Remember this script well, so that Liu Dongdong will have a more sense of accomplishment, and after having a sense of accomplishment, I can make his heart for online games even worse."

Sunset: "Did you watch too much TV series at eight o'clock?"

Jiang Xishan: "Get out, you are an old woman. My family doesn't have a cable TV. I watch some shit TV series. I was born to be a screenwriter."

Sunset believes that Jiang Xishan should be born with a neuropathy, original brain damage, and has not been catalyzed by foreign objects.Thinking about it this way, he would be able to relax.Having been a high-end wealthy second generation for half of his life, Sunset slowly sat up straight, and for the first time in his life, he opened a web game and started registering an account.

Jiang Xishan opened the friend list and saw that Liu Dongdong had just gone online, so he immediately launched an offensive.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Master~ I’m coming~

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: I just went online too.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Wow Kaka, the online time is at the same time, our master and apprentice have a tacit understanding, master is it (*￣3)(ε￣*)

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: There is indeed a tacit understanding, okay.

Jiang Xishan: "Hey, I'll go! The second time I saw him, he came back to me. He didn't stick to it at all. He was so annoying."

Sunset didn't respond, Jiang Xishan looked at Sunset's screen, and found that Sunset had created an adult male account, and named it—【"﹏雄鹰ゝ】

Jiang Xishan suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahaha non-mainstream big brother..."

Sunset: "Is it just to match the game?!"

Jiang Xishan: "Grass, I'm so cute, let's come to love! I'm so drunk!"

Sunset: "No."

"Would you like it, Xiao Xixi in the game has already been booked out," Jiang Xishan said wretchedly, "But Brother Jiang in reality is still reserved for you, as long as you are willing to obey me, I will be willing to unlock it for you." N kinds of postures."

Sunset: "Can you look at the screen, your little Xixi has died."

As soon as Jiang Xishan turned around, he saw his big-boobed loli being whipped to the corpse by a kangaroo: "Damn, how can this monster sneak up on me when others are flirting and running away! Don't force yourself, let's see if I revive it and kill it!"

Jiang Xishan quickly ran away and was resurrected, but was killed by a kangaroo again.

Jiang Xishan: "Hey, I still don't believe it."

When he was killed by kangaroo grass for the sixth time, Sunset reminded him: "Can you stop burning time? Time is equal to money."

Jiang Xishan supported his forehead: "Okay, I accept my fate."

<World Channel>[Fairy Xiao Xixi]: Woohoo, someone is here to save her, there is a perverted kangaroo here, I'm so scared 〒_〒, I can't beat it at all, the equipment is going to be red...

Sunset:"……"

<World Channel>[If you dare to hit me, you will die]: Send a photo to my brother, and my brother will help you beat the kangaroo.

<World Channel> [A I'll die soon]: The upstairs is perverted, stinky and shameless, don't be afraid, little sister, and make a video with my brother, and my brother will help you get rid of the kangaroo's lair.

<World Channel>[Single brushing girls' dormitory]: I'm so shameless, flirting with newcomers as soon as I see them, what kind of words!What about quality? !Little sister, how old are you, do you have a boyfriend, what kind of boyfriend do you like, thick or long.

<World Channel>[A I'll die soon]: Yes, if you want to find a boyfriend, you can choose @单户女孩屋屋, with a thick neck and a long face, old and safe, and there will be no possibility of cheating in your life.

<World Channel> [Single brushing girls' dormitory]: Fuck you, let's plant a flag at the gate of the main city!

<World Channel>[Fairy Xiao Xixi]: //(ㄒoㄒ)//Rogue, I want to sue my master!Call Master~

A man in white clothes stood next to the dead kangaroo, with the name ["﹏雄鹰ゝ] on his head. Jiang Xishan was fascinated by the picture of a hero saving the beauty. He immediately clicked the screenshot and uploaded it to himself. In the Qiuqiu space, it was named "Big Chicken Brother is really handsome JB".

Sunset: "...can you do something serious."

Jiang Xishan: "Isn't this what you're doing? My wife is going to scold me soon."

<World Channel> [ぁ爱→很喜]: If you don't make a show first, can people play hooligans on you?Have you ever heard an idiom called "Show more than you ask for"?

Jiang Xishan: "I can't see that my teacher's wife is still a cultural person."

Sunset: "She called you coquettish."

Jiang Xishan: "How can you be scolding? This is the highest compliment, okay? If anyone calls me coquettish, I will be so grateful that I will give her a plaque to thank her for her affirmation of my charm."

<World Channel> [Dong Daxia]: My dear, can you be more careful when you speak, you are too jealous, my apprentice and I have such a pure relationship, what kind of imaginary enemy do you take her for?

<World Channel>【ぁ爱→Obey】: You are killing me again because of her!

<World Channel> [Dong Daxia]: I'm not trying to hurt you, but to reason with you. As a teacher's wife, you should help her upgrade at this time.

<World Channel>[Fairy Xiaoxixi]: No need for Master, just now a hero passed by and beat the kangaroo to death for me~ Mistress, please don’t quarrel with Master because of me, otherwise Master will be in a bad mood.

The loli with big breasts jumped happily on the screen as if nothing happened, and walked to the main city guard NPC to prepare for a ghost animal task.As long as this task is completed, there is a chance to drop the mount. Little Loli needs a horse so much.

Jiang Xishan: "Day, fast-forward group, this task is not limited to levels, anyone can take it."

Sunset: "I don't like that title."

Jiang Xishan: "Brother Chicken."

Sunset: "Shut up."

Jiang Xishan formed the sunset, and formed three savages, and everyone did the task to brush the mounts together.

<System> You have accepted the task "Running Ring 99" (Difficulty: Purgatory)

Task description: After finishing the 99-ring task, you will get 344533 experience points and a random reward for a mount. If you are interrupted during the task, the task will fail immediately, and the equipment on your body will randomly explode, and you need to start all over again.

<Team>[Wu Mingshi]: Swipe the daily missions every day to see when the mount can be spawned!

<Team>[Can win battles]: Hurry up, hurry up, a wave of speed, follow.

<Team>[Only Ghost]: Ah, isn't this Xiao Xixi, the apprentice of Dong Daxia?

<Team>[Fairy Xiao Xixi]: Hey, it's me, little brothers, how should I divide the mounts?

<Team>[Wu Mingshi]: Of course it is to throw the dice to see who gets more points.

<Team>【Fairy Xiaoxixi】: O(∩_∩)O okay

The team of five had just finished the 20th ring when a heroine landed in front of Lolita with big breasts.

<System> The player 【ぁ爱→Obey】challenges you.

<World Channel>【ぁ爱→Obey】: If you have the guts, take it.

During the running of the ring, if you encounter a challenge, you will win and your experience will be doubled. If the opponent wins, you will have to start running the ring again.

<World Channel>[Fairy Xiao Xixi]: Master, I'm running around the ring, can we discuss it later?

<World Channel>【ぁ爱→Obey】: If you don't pick you up, you're a shemale.

Jiang Xishan: "Grass!"

<World Channel> [Dong Daxia]: My boy, if you mess around again, I'll be really angry!

<World Channel> [ぁ爱→Obey]: I am afraid that you will be angry?Even if I'm in love with you, I still want to beat this cute idiot, and I'll die if I'm cute! ! ! !

Jiang Xishan: "I really don't understand what kind of stimulation she has suffered in her life. The game is so fucking scary, I want to go home."

<Trading Channel>[Tofu Nao is Salty]: melon seeds, peanuts, popcorn, a large amount of stock, you need the secret.

<Team> [Fairy Xiao Xixi]: I'm too bullying, you must help me.

<Team> Player [Wu Mingshi] left the team.

<Team> Player [can win the battle] left the team.

<Team> Player 【Only Ghost】 has left the team.

<Team> [Fairy Xiao Xixi]: ...

<Team>【"﹏Eagleゝ】: Accept the challenge and fight her.

Jiang Xishan: "You can talk to me directly, aren't you tired from typing?"

Sunset: "I'm in the act..."