I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Regarding Liu Dongdong's riot in the Sangong Sixth Hospital, Sunset only expressed his opinion, which sounded like sympathy, but he could taste the irony in it."It's a pity you're not to his taste," he said.

Jiang Xishan smiled and patted Sunset's head: "Could it be that you still want me to like him?"

This smile turned out to be a bit dazzling.

Sunset turned his face away, and said very calmly: "Touch your arm again and I'll break it for you." He used a tone that seemed to say "you can eat whatever you want for lunch".

Jiang Xishan suddenly withdrew his hand a little itchy.The less others call you touching, the more you want to touch. Maybe this is human nature.He secretly praised himself, since getting along with Sunset, I have learned how to explore human nature, Sunset's contribution is really not small!

"It doesn't matter if the taste is wrong," Jiang Xishan pondered for three seconds, "I can force it."

Human nature, let it go with the wind...

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Do you feel particularly annoying?

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: It's too annoying!These women don't upgrade and play dungeons to save equipment, and they scramble to become the wife of the leader every day, so what if they become the wife, the DPS can't even reach 2800, it's boring to die.

It was only then that Jiang Xishan realized that compared to the allure of women and games, games are obviously more attractive to teenagers.He suddenly decided to change tactics.

<Private chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Leave them alone, can you take me to a dungeon to upgrade?

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: Good!

Women are trouble, games are heaven.That being the case...

At the entrance of the dungeon, 【"﹏雄鹰ゝ】 also joined the team. Jiang Xishan asked him to come to gain experience. He was very satisfied with the result of being able to pull Liu Dongdong out of the woman's nest, and said cheerfully to Sunset: "Now I'm left One, I still hold this 1V1 plot.Just let him experience my brother's coquettish positioning and awesome operation, and let him kneel at my brother's feet voluntarily! "

In less than 30 seconds after entering the dungeon, the big-breasted loli accidentally caused the monster to fall to the ground, and when the black monsters rushed over in groups.The teammates lay flat at the same time, and posted a bunch of words on the team channel. Those words were rubbish, and every sentence polluted Jiang Xishan's heart.

However, among the trumpet teammates, there is still one alive.

The white-clothed males hit, rotate, and jump one by one, just like a high-end player playing trumpet. Although restricted by equipment and level, he still showed his charm.

Dong Daxia, who entered the book later, was stunned at the door of the dungeon. He took four trumpets to brush up the dungeon master experience, three of them were lying down, and only one man with residual blood was running around among the monsters coquettishly.

Dong Daxia attacked the monster for a second, and the white-clothed man turned his head to look at him, and punched him.

Heart was hit.

This is the game!Liu Dongdong's blood boiled with enthusiasm. While gaining experience in killing monsters, he kept asking 【"﹏雄鹰ゝ】 if he was a veteran player. No matter how many times the big-breasted little loli jumped up and down, no matter how many words she sent, she couldn't get her attention back .

The low-level trumpet grown-up man in white and the hero fight side by side, that figure is a perfect match, Jiang Xishan feels aggrieved, alas, I was careless, I forgot that I chose the profession of nurse, I was destined to not be coquettish, even running Blood.The little loli with big breasts followed their DPS and did nothing, completely becoming a passerby in the background.

Isn't it just a broken dungeon? What a bullshit, he turned his head and stared at Sunset, and Sunset glanced back at him, without any guilt at all.

Has he forgotten who is the main character?

Jiang Xishan angrily gave himself a sip of milk, but in the end he drew hatred again and opened the monster early.The rest of the teammates started sending him trash talk to greet his family, Jiang Xishan just wanted to turn off his phone and go home.What an empty game world.

Outside, the sun was overcast, the cold snapped, and the rain fell suddenly.Because the Internet cafe is low and low, it is very easy to be flooded, but the owner of the Internet cafe has a big heart, and arranged several network administrators to move the main box from under the table to the table, and everyone continued to play.

Jiang Xishan knew it was raining, but he didn't let out a groan until he landed on the ankle-deep water after digging his feet, "Boss, what are you waiting for if you haven't scooped water out?"

At three o'clock, Liu Dongdong choked Jiang Xishan: "If you don't like to play, don't play, we just like to do homework."

It's your mother's business, playing a web game, you're crazy, aren't you?

Sunset: "...Why don't you come here today."

Jiang Xishan tilted his neck and saw that Liu Dongdong had given Sunset seven or eight secret messages one after another, discussing his identity, poaching him to the guild, asking him for a fixed online time, and wanting to be friends with him.

On the spot, Jiang Xishan had the illusion that someone else was poaching his corner, and wished he could step forward and hold Liu Dongdong, a little brat, and drown him in the water.But he wouldn't do that, he turned off the phone with one click, and dragged Sunset out of the Internet cafe by pulling his arm.

Sunset frowned and asked him: "The time is not up yet, and those with a time slot will not be refunded." He was also very surprised when did he start to care about money?

Regardless, Jiang Xishan took off his shirt and threw it on Sunset's head, and ran into the rainstorm shirtless first.

As soon as Sunset pulled down the hijab shirt, his eyes saw that scene, Jiang Xishan's running posture of garbage, unexpectedly looked like a teenager.

Jiang Xishan ran and looked back at the sunset: "Stupid, what are you looking at, hurry up! The balcony of my house is leaking! If you don't go back, you will sleep in the sea tonight!!"

The rain washed away the back of his hair which he always combed up, his bangs drooped, his eyes were half-closed, and he used his eyelashes to block the water, his chest and trousers were all wet, with waterlines winding down.

Sunset smiled, wrapped Jiang Xishan's shirt around his wrist, and ran out as well.

Jiang Xishan: "Is 24K a pure idiot? Hurry up and cover your head with your clothes!"

Sunset: "I think your clothes smell bad."

"Let me wipe it. My clothes smell like a concubine. You still think it's dirty. You must force me to put my underwear on your head, don't you? I'll take it off, I really want to take it off~" Jiang Xishan put his hand into the waistband of his trousers. The action is so obscene that all passers-by want to cover their eyes.Seeing Sunset staring at him, Jiang Xishan immediately pointed at Sunset, "Oh my god, you don't just want to see my grandma, you also want to see my bottom! You rascal! Beast! You want to attack your benefactor!"

Sunset: "You are just a walking [-]-year-old!"

"You really misunderstood me. I'm obviously banned for 26!"

Sunset catches up and wants to kick Jiang Xishan, even if Jiang Xishan dodges and runs away, the two chase in the rain.

Liu Dongdong was eating the "suckable" popsicle, with one hand in his trouser pocket, and half of his calf submerged in the water. He stood at the door, looking ahead, and said leisurely, "Two dead gays."

☆, finale

Liu Dongdong watched the two leave before turning around.Jiang Xishan just turned off his own phone, the sunset phone was still on with the screen on, the man in white and several secret words were so clear.

Liu Dongdong smiled.

When Jiang Xishan and Sunset returned home, the balcony was already swaying with wind and rain, the washed socks and underwear were all white in the sun, and the ground was full of water. The two quickly wiped the floor, and brought the water to the basin, busy all the time.

After finally finishing his work, he wanted to take a shower at sunset, but Jiang Xishan quickly blocked him, saying that he wanted to take a bath first.The temperature at home is very low, but their body temperature is very high.The two looked at each other, each with a foolish look, as if neither of them would back down.

In the end, it was Sunset who lifted Jiang Xishan away and went straight into the bathroom.

Jiang Xishan: "Do you dare to rob me?! Are you afraid that I will eat you?"

Sunset's voice came from the bathroom: "My bones are too hard, I'm afraid you won't be able to swallow them."

One sentence caught his attention.Oh gulp, where to start gulp?Everything is fine... Jiang Xishan swallowed, and his sexual desire increased greatly.

As soon as the steam in the bathroom came up, Sunset found a person rushing in behind him, with his naked body clinging to him, and something as hard as iron was sticking at him.

Sunset: "You..."

Jiang Xishan took Sunset's hand to his forbidden area, and said without shame: "You are my deputy, do you understand what it means to be a deputy, to replace my hand."

Sunset touched the hot object, but didn't move.Jiang Xishan straightened his back forward, his voice was so hoarse: "Help me."

The small bathroom was flooded with steam, making it seem like a fairyland atmosphere, but the touch of his hand told Sunset that this was definitely not a fairyland, maybe it was hell.He didn't want to let go, he wanted to sink, so what is this if it's not hell?

The water flow was warm at first, but when it sprayed on the hot two people, it was a little cold in contrast. Sunset's hands started to move, and Jiang Xishan leaned against the wall with his mouth slightly open. It is very doubtful whether what is in front of me is reality.

He reached out to touch the sunset, and held it all the way down, so that he could be sure that it was not an illusion.

Jiang Xishan: "Do you like me?"

Sunset did not make a sound and worked silently. Jiang Xishan was in a hurry: "I asked you if you like me or not, but you actually thought about it for a few seconds and didn't understand it? It took seven days for God to create the world. Are you going to compare time with God?" ?!"

"Are you sure you want to talk about this now?"

Sunset's subordinates worked hard, and Jiang Xishan fought back in pain.The two began to fight again, and finally both were released.

Lying on the bed, the sound of water dripping into the basin was very clear.

Sunset suddenly spoke, like a raving: "I don't know."

But Jiang Xishan knew that, in the past, the world of Sunset would never overlap with him. What Sunset likes should be decent, excellent, promising good people, not Jiang Baba, who is famous all over the region. .

But he still couldn't help asking, "Do you think I'm a good person?"

Sunset replied: "There are many types of good people. Which one are you referring to?"

Jiang Xishan: "He's the kind of good guy who makes you think about a relationship."

Sunset: "Are you sure you mean love, not sex?"

"Different? Oh yes, it is indeed different." Jiang Xishan nodded and fell asleep.

Sunset thinks that Jiang Xishan has such a big heart that he can sleep like this?Is it just you who can't sleep?

Jiang Xishan didn't sleep well, this afternoon nap was terrible.He dreamed that he was begging for food, his whole body was in tatters, he was so hungry that he crawled forward, his anger was like a thread, and finally stopped at the feet of a handsome man.

That man is Sunset.

Sunset kicked him away, the stinky beggar, he stretched out his hand to grab it, but he couldn't catch the footsteps of the wild cranes in the sunset garden.Finally he stood up, his shriveled belly growling, and someone led him to the hotel's lobby and dining hall.But his eyes still fell on the back of the sunset, he didn't go to eat, he went to chase the sunset, like walking on clouds, like crossing a sea of ​​fire.

In the end I didn't chase...

When Jiang Xishan woke up, it was already lunch time, Sunset hadn't slept, and he turned sideways and looked at him, as if there were bright stars in his eyes, Jiang Xishan wanted to fuck him to the ground on the spot.But no, no one likes you.It will definitely be rejected.If you can't beat it, if you are strong, you can't be strong, and maybe you will be beaten.

Jiang Xishan got up very unhappy, wanting to make an enemy of the whole world. He poured water to drink and accidentally spilled it all over his body. He turned around to find a rag, but knocked the vase down again.

Sunset:"……"

Jiang Xishan: "Damn it, am I going to have a cerebral thrombosis?"

Sunset: "Are you okay?"

Jiang Xishan poured another glass of water, drank it in one gulp, and boiled his mouth: "It's great! I'm going to buy food!"

Jiang Xishan opened Sunset's Hermes wallet, and when he took out the money, he saw Sunset's ID card photo.Alas, it was probably a mistake to take this person in.

On the way out to buy food, I met a sugar maker. The more Jiang Xishan looked at it, the more he felt that he should buy one. The people around him elbowed him: "Hey, it's you, we are so destined."

It was the guy who failed to make an appointment with him again.

Jiang Xishan showed the boy a candy figurine, "Isn't it pretty?"

The boy immediately rolled his eyes: "It's so beautiful, thank you."

He wanted to extend his hand, but Jiang Xishan withdrew it: "You're welcome, it's not for you."

Monkey Sun holds the golden cudgel, and when eating, he starts with the stick. For some reason, he feels that he must buy it and give it to Sunset.

Noticing that the boy's expression was a little bad, Jiang Xishan scratched his head with one hand: "Otherwise... I'll buy you one too? If you like it so much."

The guy immediately changed his words: "No, I don't like it, it's so wretched. The stick is bigger than the head."

Jiang Xishan laughed out loud, this guy hit the right spot.I don't know what expression it will look at sunset?do you want to eat?It must be a wonderful picture when you eat it.I'll have to take a picture of it then.

"The man who was with you that day is actually someone you like, right?"

When this question was asked, Jiang Xishan stopped laughing, and replied seriously: "I don't like him in the ordinary way, but I like him for a while, and it's best that there is no end of time."

Back home, Jiang Xishan yelled: "Brother Chicken, I bought you a monkey—"

Empty home, no answer.

There was a piece of paper on the table, and there were two words written on the note, "sorry.bye."

Jiang Xishan: "..."

The big stick monkey fell to the ground and was rolled around by the dust.Jiang Xishan is petrified, just like the monkey hidden in the stone in the chaotic period.

Sure enough, he shouldn't be taken in.My mother set up a platform for you in my heart, but why did you just leave?If you want to leave, take my soul with you, it has been possessed by you, what's the use of keeping it?

Alas, the tears in life are really dense.

On the first day Sunset left, Jiang Xishan suffered from insomnia.

On the second day after Sunset left, Jiang Xishan stayed up all day, staring at the ceiling when he woke up.

On the third day after Sunset left, Jiang Xishan found out through his contacts in Lianhu District that Sunset had returned home.He sighed.

On the fourth day after Sunset left, the notification sound of the hook-up software reminded me.

The guy asked him to bring his significant other out to play together, but Jiang Xishan refused.

Guy: "Where's that guy you want to fuck with?"

Jiang Xishan: "Leave my chicken coop and return to the phoenix's nest."

Boy: "Huh? Then don't contact me any more?"

Jiang Xishan: "Contact me, I don't even have his WeChat ID after sleeping for so many days."

Boy: "Have you been tricked?"

Jiang Xishan: "..."

Boy: "Scumbag, he!"

Boy: "That's what falling in love is all about, just make do with it, and it's not about playing tricks and turns. Shall I talk to you?"

Boy: "You are different from others. I am willing to help you get out of the predicament of broken love. Treat me as a human body massage. It's free."

Jiang Xishan uninstalled the software.

On the fifth day after Sunset left, Liu Dongdong came to find him.He kicked the door open: "My grandma asked me to deliver buns to you, where is my Brother Xiongying? I still ask him to make a dungeon? Why don't you always go online?"

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly covered his nose: "My God, did you kill him and bury him in the wall, why is there such a strong smell?"

Then he said: "My grandma asked you to connect her to the sewer with me, and I will give you ten yuan for labor service. Will you come or not? We still have food."

On the sixth day after Sunset left, Jiang Xishan came out of Liu Dongdong's place where his mother lived. The residents in the community laughed when they saw him, and asked him to turn on the light bulb for their house.

There are empty nesters left in the old family home, and most of the young people go out to live alone. This family home is too old, and it is said that it will be demolished. The city government plans to build a big shopping mall here.When he finished his work, a little girl stuffed him with candy. If it was the original, he would definitely eat the little girl, but now he refuses even the candy.

After eating real sweetness, he can't see this kind of sweetness at all.

Jiang Xishan really realized that he had changed. He hadn't masturbated for six days and had become abstinent.

The seventh day after Sunset left, the seventh day when Jiang Xishan did not masturbate.When he came back from the outside, he found the door was open. Could it be that someone broke into the house?I was nervous at first, but finally I thought that all my belongings belonged to me, and there was nothing to lose, so I relaxed and opened the door to go in.

As soon as he raised his head, his heart tightened again.

Sunset was clearing the table and asked him, "Do you want fried rice noodles?"

Jiang Xishan: "You, you, you..."

Sunset: "I haven't seen you in seven days, why are you stuttering?"

Jiang Xishan: "Didn't you go home?"

"Liu Dongdong hasn't lost his way yet. I don't do things halfway, so I take care of it and come here." This is really a good excuse.

Jiang Xishan said "Oh", and sat at the table eating fried rice noodles. He didn't have much appetite, so he poked casually with chopsticks.

Sunset looked at him like that, and smiled: "My dad figured it out and wanted to reunite with me, my friends also found me and wanted to lend me money, and there was a man chasing me, that's why I came out to the world for him. that person."

Jiang Xishan: "Oh... congratulations."

Sunset: "But what should I do? When I go back, I can't sleep on the 2-meter wide Simmons bed. When I close my eyes, I see an idiot running in the rain. Guess who this idiot is?"

Jiang Xishan: "You are the idiot!"

I wiped it, why is fried rice noodles so delicious, Jiang Xishan suddenly pulled it into his mouth, and his appetite returned.

Sunset laughed all the time.

Jiang Xishan asked, "What do you mean?"

Sunset picked up a handkerchief and wiped his mouth: "I like you."

It was as if fireworks were exploding all over the sky, Jiang Xishan wanted to jump up, but in the end he didn't jump up, and hurriedly pulled Sunset onto the bed.Sunset questioned: "Isn't it good to prosper in the daytime?"

Jiang Xishan explained: "My liking for you is not an ordinary liking, it's a liking that I want to do over and over forever."

Sunset: "Let's do it."

"This is what you said!!! Don't go back on your word!"

Jiang Xishan quickly blocked his lips, for fear that he would answer again and say that he was joking and teasing him.I wonder if anyone can understand this ups and downs?

He finally found out that his self-willed and uncertain self was easily saved by the sunset.Sure enough, it is a CP sent from heaven, and it matches everything.

Sunset: "Wait a minute, did you forget who's up there?"

Yes, there is still a mismatch in this aspect, and the road to turning over and conquering is still slow and indefinite.

The author has something to say: It's over!I only intercept a period of time when they met to make a story, keep each other company, make small troubles, and I will finish what I want to tell.

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