I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Some things are so hard to say, Jiang Xishan felt that he was obviously a hero who saved people, but he was beaten for no reason, and his mood was really bad.

Yep, he didn't hit the sunset.

The last scene is Sunset riding on Jiang Xishan's body and working left and right towards his handsome little face, slapping, slapping, slapping, if this sound can be changed to other things, it will definitely orgasm and make you insomnia.

Later, perhaps realizing his gaffe, Sunset stood up, looked around, with a cold and bewildered expression, "Where is this?"

Jiang Xishan crawled out from under his crotch, took out a cigarette from nowhere and put it in his mouth, then lit the fire seven or eight times with shaking hands, before exhaling the first puff of cigarette, said with a sneer: "This It is your benefactor and my home."

It was so miserable, so pitiful, the corners of his mouth throbbed with every word he said.

"Now you can get out." Jiang Xishan has never been so cool before. He has always been shameless towards beauties. Let alone beauties hitting him, beauties can't kneel down and call him daddy. He hesitated for a second.

And the reason why his mesophilic cells are not activated at this moment is entirely because he is not wearing pants, and Jiang Xishan, who is naked, is sitting on the ground and smoking a cigarette, his weak sexual organs are slumped on the side of his thigh, It looks a little pathetic.

He was not happy, just like the saying goes, "There is no turning back when you shoot a bow." Jiang Xishan usually only needs to take off his pants when facing someone, and then he can only carry his gun to the battle, and there is no reason to withdraw the gun and return to the camp.

What's even more frightening is that after this battle, the gun seems to be a bit broken. Do you think it's a loss?

Sunset sat down on the edge of the bed decadently, holding his head, his elbows resting on his knees, looking as if he had indigestion and still wanted to reach bliss quickly.

Jiang Xishan got up completely from the ground and staggered several times before he stood still. He walked his soft bird to do a small area in front of the sunset, and kept saying: "Nie Ma, are you going to roll or not? This is my home!" "I'm talking about all the cannons. Friends are flying, all to save you, how about you? How can I give back to Laozi?" "Even if I give it to you, it's worth it, look at you What are you doing? Are you so beautiful?" "Forget it, I'm not as knowledgeable as you, so you can either get rounder soon, or... show off to brother?"

Jiang Xishan's thinking suddenly had a Thomasian whirlwind, it may not be true impotence, maybe it will be better if he blows it up?

He pushed his lower body forward, and laughed bitchily, "Fuck or blow, choose one of the two, your last name has ulterior motives, so don't be sorry for it~"

He was annoyed by the [-] million flies buzzing around Sunset's ears, but suddenly, his forehead felt cold, he raised his head, and saw Jiang Xishan pointing a bird at him.

The strings in his brain broke all of a sudden, without any warning, as soon as the sun set, he pulled Jiang Xishan down on the bed, and pressed his whole body on it—a finger pierced his vital acupuncture point.

"Hey wait! Wait for me!" Jiang Xishan yelled, but Tianlei wanted to attack him!Not only did Sunset not withdraw his hand, but instead poked a finger in.

I'm stupid!Don't be like this, can't you spread it out!

Jiang Xishan tasted the feeling of collapse for the first time, he twisted and struggled, "I call you your immortal grandma!"

Having just been beaten up, he lacks strength, so basically he can only let himself be mermaid, and the little prick he earned is more than a coquettish young woman's desire to refuse and welcome.

A cigarette has not been burned out, it is still trembling in Jiang Xishan's fingertips, but Jiang Xishan already has a new memory.

×××

The life dilemma that Sunset encounters is actually not a big deal, to put it bluntly.

Could it be that he failed to come out and was kicked out of the house by the wealthy father. On the day he found out that his credit card had been suspended, his father just published in the newspaper and broke away from his father-son relationship with him.

Seeing that he is no longer a rich second generation, the original friends fade away faster than the evil spirits, Sunset has been hungry outside for three or four days, finally wiped his face and asked his crush for help, the person gave him [-], Also remind him not to forget to return.

Family affection, friendship, love, and trivial things accumulate together, and Sunset suddenly loses his life goal.

And about coming out of the closet, in fact, it is also very wronged. Not long after Sunset realized his sexual orientation, he had a crush on a man, and before he confessed his love to him, he ran to his father and confessed to him before he had sex. .

Then, of course, I confessed myself here.

Jiang Xishan's bird woke him up, why did he want to commit suicide, he had never even tasted the taste of a man, he would be wronged if he died.So Jiang Xishan became Sunset's pre-death strategy, but of course, the later desire. Immortal desire. Death completely made Sunset stop thinking about dying directly.

For the first time, it is definitely not a skill. Sunset Hero took the cruel route of cutting off children and grandchildren, stabbing, thrusting, and trembling violently, just like a violent lion, using the pain of the opponent Feelings to advertise your territory.

Jiang Xishan was almost overwhelmed by the newly added memory in his body. He went from yelling like a man before to sobbing softly like a woman. The transformation was natural and smooth, unprecedented.

Molesting the other party and being fucked, this is an epic death, it is reasonable to compose music for it and sing it widely.

Later, at dawn, Jiang Xishan supported his old waist that was almost broken, half pouted his buttocks, and tremblingly searched for knives all over the house. Unfortunately, the house hadn’t been fired for several years, and the kitchen knife was rusted to the point of losing it. The function of cutting people.

When he finally took off his shoelaces and was about to strangle Sunset, Sunset had already fallen asleep.

The beauty was sleeping soundly, with beads of sweat still on her forehead, this picture was so beautiful that he dared not look at it.

At this moment, Jiang Xishan's altar was illuminated by the holy light, he forgave the beauty for her rudeness, and before leaving, he even tucked up the quilt for the beauty.

——If Jiang Xishan dies one day, he must be alive and cheap, really.

So so early, where is Jiang Baba going?It can't be to join the team of morning exercise masters and breakfast aunts, right?

Before entering the pharmacy, he looked at himself against the reflection of the glass, well, he is still handsome, so wouldn't it be easy to cheat a piece of erythromycin ointment back?Alas, being handsome is also a kind of ability. Jiang Xishan praised his skills from the bottom of his heart, and then pushed open the door of the pharmacy.

"Honey, your store manager hasn't come yet?" There is only one clerk on duty in the 24-hour emergency pharmacy now, Jiang Xishan came when he got better, and asked knowingly.

The little girl's face immediately turned red, "No...no? What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Xishan grabbed the girl's hand and put it on his chest, and said affectionately: "Little brother, I'm about to die, I'm in a hurry, can you save her~"

This old, rough-skinned face is really not ashamed...