I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

It doesn't matter if you are shameless, the key is whether you can change your lines!I came over last week and used the same excuse to trick the girl into buying you a tube of hair removal cream out of my own pocket. Did you forget? ! (Even though the leg hair is still there, I don't know where it fell off...

Hey, although Jiang Xishan has long been scumbags out of Lianhu District, but he can't bear it at all. He has a skin that can deceive the world, and he still can't hide from what should be planted in his hands.

The new clerk, who had just started working, worked hard all night shift, and the beautiful Yan Wang came to the door again.

He put on a posture of letting you knead, the little clerk was held by him, touched the chest muscles, touched the abdominal muscles, and was about to go down after touching the abdominal muscles. Only then did the little clerk have a chance to pull out his hand, " You... what are you going to buy?"

"It hurts there."

"...Where?" The little clerk had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, Jiang Xishan pretended to be shy and grabbed her hand to touch the back of his buttocks, and put his mouth next to the clerk's ear, "Back. Court."

"..." Why does God let this kind of person live in the world! !

"This is hemorrhoid ointment? Don't want this." Jiang Xishan threw it back intact when he saw the clerk throwing it with a blushing face, "Is there any other medicinal effect?"

“………………” It seemed that he had heard something extraordinary?

Jiang Xishan smiled, "Don't think about it, it's because my brother pulled too hard, it's not what you think."

"..." It's easier to think about it, okay? !

In the end, the clerk who felt a bit stuffed gave Jiang Xishan a tube of erythromycin ointment and told him to go away.

Of course, as for whether erythromycin ointment can cure his disease, the little shop assistant doesn't care about it. As long as no one dies, it's best to get rid of the matter quickly.

Jiang Xishan went home, took off his pants in front of the mirror, then twisted over, pouted, and stabbed back with ointment in one hand.

So when Sunset opened his eyes and saw this scene, to be honest, he was a little... at a loss.

Leaving sexual orientation aside, this person not only didn't blame him for improper operation, nor hacked him afterwards, but also let him sleep peacefully until he woke up naturally.Is this the red scarf left in the world?

"Are you okay?" Sunset got out of bed and walked to Jiang Xishan's side, his voice was flat.

"Your uncle dares to oppress me! Pay the mental damage fee quickly! If you don't pay me, I will bite you to death!" Jiang Xishan straightened up and began to defend his rights.

Sunset quietly took the ointment, then picked up Jiang Xishan and put him on the bed.When Jiang Xishan was about to run wild because of being hugged by a princess, the chrysanthemum cooled down, and all the words he wanted to scold turned into a groan, "Um..."

"My card has been suspended," Sunset slowly helped him apply the medicine, "I just sold my watch for more than 2000 yuan, but I lost my wallet too."

Jiang Xishan's heart was a little empty, he said about him from left to right, "I'm down for the time being, you won't be looking for life, maybe when you rise again one day, you can buy a few more Hermes to play with, and use different styles every day to show off your wealth." Show off new heights~"

Sunset raised his head, his mind was exceptionally clear at this time, and he asked, "How do you know I'm using Hermes?"

Jiang Xishan: "..."

×××

Jiang Xishan took out the wallet from under the pillow and threw it to Sunset. The atmosphere was so embarrassing, he could only shut up temporarily, otherwise there was no better way.

At a speed visible to the naked eye, a strange color appeared on Sunset's face, "...you stole it?"

"What are you thinking? I'm just keeping it for you temporarily!" Jiang Xishan emphasized.

"Did you spend it?" Sunset didn't even open the wallet, "So I've paid the mental damage fee, right? You shouldn't yell at me."

Sunset's focus is on "roar", while Jiang Xishan's focus is on "paid".

"Fuck your mother, I'm only worth 500 yuan? Bring some more!" He spread his hands.

Cough, don't worry too much about the lower limit of the poor, Jiang Xishan refreshes it all the time.

Sunset put all the wallets in Jiang Xishan's hands, "I have nowhere to go."

"Want to use this little money as rent?" Jiang Xishan narrowed his eyes and licked his lips, looking like a complete hooligan, "Of course it's not impossible, but you have to send me another shot——I The kind on top."

Sunset: "Although I don't know much about it, I don't think other postures should be a problem. I can cooperate."

Jiang Xishan: "Hey, let me figure it out, I'm the one who wants to fuck you."

Sunset: "...do you have any discussions?"

Looking at the situation, Sunset is a pure 1?

——Well, he is not only a pure one, but also a pure one who has just awakened, and even wolves can't beat him when his bestiality breaks out.

Jiang Xishan was lying on the bed with a thin blanket covering his bare buttocks. He was also pure 1, but didn't he change into this look?Why is 1 and 1 so different in this world?Then who will compensate for his chrysanthemum damage?

Sunset stared at him, those eyes were very beautiful, and the dark brown pupils were full of contradictory requests, and he asked again, "Is this so? Can't we just be roommates?"

roommate?Jiang Xishan didn't know if he had accumulated sinful virtue by improving a person who wanted to die to the point where he started to think about his future life?

"We will definitely not be suitable roommates." Hey... No way, Jiang Xishan still has no way to refuse the beauty, "Because your name will be engraved on the pillar of shame in my life."

If it was a week later, Sunset would definitely see through his true nature and choke him, "Do you still know what a pillar of shame is? It's so rare!

But at this moment, out of inexplicable friendliness, neither of them said anything.

To celebrate the addition of a new roommate on this day, Jiang Xishan took Sunset to a hot pot buffet. He ate four plates of meat and two plates of shrimp alone.Because he couldn't stand the temptation of chili, he put two drops of chili oil in the seasoning bowl...

Then poor Jiang Xishan went to the toilet from the time he got back, intermittently until two o'clock in the night.

In order to avoid anal prolapse or aggravate the tear, the poor Jiang Xishan was sent to the emergency room by Sunset. After spending money, wine and meat, he suddenly felt as if he had lost the courage to live.

There is a saying that is good, not getting it is never the worst thing, the worst thing is losing it.

"Hey, do you still have the idea of ​​meeting Hades today? Take me with you, so that I can be your companion on the way to Huangquan." Jiang Xishan said, but his eyes kept looking at the ceiling of the hospital.

Sunset sat by the bed and counted the money, but didn't answer him.

Jiang Xishan: "How many more?"

Sunset: "Twelve yuan and fifty cents."

Jiang Xishan covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and said angrily, "Oh, it's so clean, I can't remember the smell of meat anymore..."

——How long have you lived in poverty, you!

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