I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Jiang Xishan had never considered the issue of survival before. He felt that with his handsome handsome face, once the food and clothing difficulties greeted him head-on, he could immediately solve them.

For example, the east family fled for two days, and the west family spent three days. All the grandparents in the family courtyard watched him grow up. Even if he didn't notice that he had grown into a scum, it was because of Jiang Baba's deceased father's face. It is also impossible not to give him a meal.

But the problem is that he can't go around with a brand new oil bottle, can he?Letting him eat three bowls of rice one by one is already a holy mother, and I want to add a tall and tall young man, and we can wait until the day when the family courtyard is converted into the Virgin Mary courtyard.

After beating the bottle, Jiang Xishan was carried back to the house by Sunset.

Along the way, he was thinking about the next major issue of food and clothing. He wanted to create a more secure environment for Sunset to live as he wanted, because he felt that he was the head of the household, he was the benefactor, he was the pure man, and he was the gong. The butt has only bloomed before, let's put this fact aside for the time being.

"Can there be another bed in this room?" Sunset tentatively asked, apparently really wanting to abide by his role as a roommate.

Jiang Xishan was worried about food and clothing, and he didn't have time to get him over and give him a good fuck to wake him up, so he just complained about him and said: "If you think 12 yuan and [-] can buy a bed, please do it."

Sunset: "Otherwise I'll sleep on the sofa."

Jiang Xishan: "The spring of the sofa is broken. I can guarantee that if you sleep on it for one night, you will have the idea that you might as well die. You have already decided to live a good life, so don't worry about it, ancestor?"

Sunset said dryly: "Then I'll make a bed on the floor."

Jiang Xishan: "You have played the game of cavernous body vs sphincter muscle with me, why are you pretending to be innocent? Besides, even if I look like a violent attack, but my brother has no strength to pull a gun now , what are you afraid of? Is it because you are afraid that brother, I will pick up the jb in my imagination and give you a brutal thrust? "

Sunset:"……"

It was an extremely peaceful night, except that Jiang Xishan pretended to be sleepwalking and touched the sunset a few times, nothing that should have happened, nor anything that should have happened.

×××

"Come on, you can wear this, the one on your body hasn't been changed for a few days."

Early in the morning, Jiang Xishan fished out a crumpled plaid shirt from the closet. This dress is completely straight-masculine, and it’s so hard to pull off. But what’s surprising is that Sunset changed into another temperament when he put it on. , if he was originally a high-cold flower of the rich second generation, then now he has become a cold and academic young man.

Jiang Xishan was so excited that every part of his body was not hard, "You really are... a stunner, I really want to—"

Sunset frowned, anticipating that the following words would not be anything exciting, so he interrupted Jiang Xishan, "Aren't you hungry?"

Jiang Xishan: "=_=Uh, hungry."

This feels so bad, someone reminded you that you didn't eat, why is it so annoying!

But Jiang Xishan will not scold his sunset baby now, he knows that the day's plan is in the morning, and he knows that it's a bad day.

"Let's go, let's go out for a walk, maybe food will fall from the sky." Jiang Xishan gave Sunset a hand, and Sunset reluctantly followed.

This kind of life is really special. Sunset has never seen a man who can nourish himself every day in such a situation, with a smile on his face and purple air coming from the east.

Simply sick.

Jiang Xishan walked leisurely, and he did not forget to broaden his heart, "Darling, what are you doing with a straight face? I won't let you starve all day. If it doesn't work, we can still find my aunt who is far away."

Sunset: "You still have an aunt? Are you asking for food along the way?"

Jiang Xishan: "You speak too harshly, easily blinded by this face, do you understand?"

"..." Sunset suddenly felt that talking to this person was a waste of time.

Not to mention, even if it is a piece of shit, God will arrange a curious encounter for it. Jiang Xishan and the others had just walked into the yard when they saw Grandma Liu walking back with a bottle of milk and a sad face.

"Dinner is here!" Jiang Xishan blurted out, walking quickly, "The God of Wealth is married, quickly follow me to pick you up!"

Regardless of Sunset, he said "I don't drink milk" and rushed to Grandma Liu, helping her arm, "Grandma, why are you going~"

The sound is emerald and sweet, and the sugar content is at least five plus.

Grandma Liu raised her eyelids, "Oh, it's Xiao Jiang. Have you seen my Dongdong? I went to the Internet cafe to deliver milk to him, but I didn't find him. Hey, you said that this child is too difficult to control every day. It's..."

Jiang Xishan has one advantage. In addition to his attractive appearance, his insight is also top-notch. "Grandma, why don't you wear your necklace?"

The older Grandma Liu is, the more she likes to show off. She wears her thick gold necklace every day, and she doesn't think her neck is too tight.But she didn't wear it today.

And when Jiang Xishan asked this question, she didn't speak, but just sighed.

"I know where Dongdong is, I will deliver the milk." Jiang Xishan took the milk and directed Sunset, "Let's go."

Sunset followed quickly, and when he saw Jiang Xishan opened the milk and filled himself with half a bottle after leaving the courtyard, he couldn't help but contemptuously said: "You are too rubbish."

"Stop talking nonsense, I have to do big things in a while, and I need to replenish my energy." Jiang Xishan stuffed the remaining half bottle into Sunset's hand, "Drink it or not, it's up to you."

Unexpectedly, what he said about "doing big things" was really not a bluff, so he wandered into an underground Internet cafe, and immediately put his arm around the boss's neck, "Brother, I have something to discuss with you... "

Before the sunset was approaching, suddenly Jiang Xishan started a fight with the boss. He made a move first, and then developed into a mutual fight. Then all network administrators gathered together.

He was still yelling: "You let him in if he is a minor, and you dare to help him sell his stolen goods. If I don't beat you, who will you beat!"

Taking a closer look at the sunset, it turned out that there was a big gold chain hanging around the neck of the owner of the Internet cafe.He connected all the plots together, maybe the kid under 18 stole his grandma's necklace because he had no money to surf the Internet...

"Hey," Sunset was very helpless, but still stepped forward to help Jiang Xishan break through, criticizing him while beating him, "Can you not be so impulsive?"

The corners of Jiang Xishan's eyes were broken, and blood ran down his cheeks. He parted his mouth and turned his head to give Sunset a smile, "Master, I'm full of evil fire, you know~"

"..." Sunset suddenly didn't want to fight for him anymore.

This commotion quickly attracted all the customers of the Internet cafe. Jiang Xishan smashed several chairs and kicked them to pieces, mainly to show a troublesome attitude.

The boss saw Liu Dongdong showing his head, then looked at the mad man in front of him, and cursed fiercely, "Get out of here! Your own father is coming to smash the scene!"

As soon as Liu Dongdong saw Jiang Baba, one head and two big, "Fuck, your father is going to die if you care so much?"

Jiang Xishan: "Welcome to fuck, do you want to fuck the ashes or fuck the ashes? Let me tell you, I will prepare it for you in advance~"

Sunset:"……"

Liu Dongdong: "..."

Later, Liu Dongdong still ran away, and Jiang Xishan and Sunset went to Grandma Liu's house with injuries all over her body. He returned the gold chain to the original owner, and Grandma Liu was surprised that her wrinkles almost disappeared.

"What's wrong, did you fight with someone?"

Jiang Xishan waved his hand, "Oh, who dares to fight me when I carry a bat in Lianhu District?" Jiang Xishan, who had already received two beatings in three days, continued, "Your gold necklace was taken by a thief. Seeing him selling stolen goods, I thought to myself, Grandma Liu is always so kind to me and has prepared so many delicious things for me, can I help her to get her back? So..."

He lied, he didn't say that Liu Dongdong stole it.

Grandma Liu, "Come and ask grandma to apply some purple potion on you, have you seen my stuff?"

Jiang Xishan moved his head closer, like a dog begging for favor: "Grandma Liu, my communication with your grandson is really smooth."

Sunset: "Not found."

Jiang Xishan: "Grandma, I was so hungry fighting for you..."

"Hey, grandma will cook for you now." Grandma Liu entered the kitchen...

After eating and drinking enough, Jiang Xishan went back with a basket of eggs.

"This is not the end of the matter. I have focused on saving the lost boy for 20 years and I will not let that boy fool around." Jiang Xishan steamed two bowls of egg custard for supper, and by the way, he said, "Look at the value of this basket of eggs." In terms of face, I also want to help him get rid of his Internet addiction."

"Watching a lost youth go to rescue a lost youth is really exciting." Sunset rubbed safflower oil on his bruises, "Don't put sesame oil in my bowl."

Jiang Xishan: "You think too much. I ate up the sesame oil on a mysterious night three months ago."

Sunset really wanted to spray his face with digestive juice, but held back.