I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

With this basket of eggs, let alone how beautiful they are, they ate fried eggs in the morning, scrambled eggs at noon, egg drop soup at night, and egg custard for supper, but after eating like this for three days, both of them vomited.

I can't even smell the eggs, and I feel morning sickness when I smell it.

"Hi, are you pregnant with twins?" Jiang Xishan wiped his mouth and reached out to touch Sunset's belly.

Sunset has changed a little now, probably because of the familiarity, and he can complain about Jiang Xishan with a straight face from time to time, and he will always fight back against the other party's cheap words, "Then you are pregnant with the Eighteen Arhats."

Jiang Xishan: "Okay, then you will be pregnant with Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves."

Sunset: "Anyway, I can't compare to you. You are pregnant with one hundred and eight generals."

——How childish are you two going to be?

That night, Jiang Xishan finally decided to make a move. He took Sunset to find Internet cafes all over the city, and finally he saw Liu Dongdong again.

"Turn on the computer for me." Jiang Xishan showed his true colors, and said, teasing the cashier at the front desk, "Little sister, do you have a seat with better Feng Shui?"

The cashier girl has seen so many night walkers like this, she forgot to lift her eyelids, "Then choose a luxury private room, 15 yuan an hour, how many hours do you want to work?"

Sunset involuntarily glanced at Jiang Xishan, and that glance was full of meaning.

Jiang Xishan thought about it for a while, and then said: "It's really strange these days, so many people always talk about Feng Shui Feng Shui, I think it's completely feudal superstition, where do you get so much attention on the Internet, right? How much is the lobby?"

"Two yuan an hour."

"Come for two hours first, buddy pay." After Jiang Xishan finished speaking, he went to the lobby to find a seat.

Sunset:"……"

Sunset found out that with Jiang Xishan, a new door to the world can be opened every second. With Jiang Xishan's personality, he can survive until now and not be hacked to death halfway.

"Catch him and go back. If you don't have money, you still need to go online. I don't know what you think." Sunset moved a chair and put it next to Jiang Xishan. This is the rhythm of preparing two people to use one computer, but there is no way Well, the money they have on them is now in single digits, and if they go online for two more hours, they can only go out to sell music, sell blood and sell meat.

Jiang Xishan: "Hey, hey, I didn't let you sit down. You can peek behind Liu Dongdong and see what he is playing, and then come and tell me."

Sunset has never done such a boring thing before, is there any entertainment that he, a rich young man, usually wants?This is the first time I went to such a small Internet cafe to spy on other people's screen...

But after a while, the sunset came back, and he sat on the stool, looking handsome everywhere with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, Jiang Xishan was almost insane, and almost forgot to ask him what he gained.

It was Sunset himself who said, "I'm playing "Furong Town", a browser game, District [-]."

Jiang Xishan opened Niangdu from the very beginning, and after finding it, he entered the game and complained: "Damn, a web game is still partitioned, it's really amazing. What's the name of his game?"

"I did not see."

"Look again."

"Then you didn't finish talking just once!"

Jiang Xishan shyly hugged Sunset's shoulders with a smiling face, and said like coaxing his daughter-in-law, "Oh, don't be angry, it's also my first time doing this kind of thing, and I have no experience."

"There are ghosts only if you believe in you." Sunset set off again with a cold face.

Jiang Xishan took advantage of this time to read the game upgrade strategy on Niangdu. This is a super ordinary turn-based page game. You can hang up, fight monsters, and download dungeons... He couldn't help but want to complain again and leave the game world It's been so long, can even download copies of web games, so awesome?

By the way, I took a look. This game has a mentoring system and a marriage system, so it will be much easier to handle. A well-organized small plan for managing Internet addiction has been released. He decided to have sex with Liu Dongdong in the game first, and then cheated Liu Dongdong was heartbroken by defrauding money and equipment, and the last blow was to steal Liu Dongdong's account, which completely broke his soul. Go home and cry with grandma, little thief.

"Hero of the East."

The sunset is back, and his words are like gold. He probably guessed what Jiang Xishan was going to do, but he felt that what he did was really a pain in the ass. When you can hardly afford food, doesn't this kind of meddling show that you have a hole in your head?

"Then what do you think we should name it?" Jiang Xishan clicked on the character setting page, chose a loli with big breasts, and continued to ask: "Fantasy waiting to be picked? No, it's too coquettish. Xi Xiaomiao? No, it's too cute." Not tempting. Breeze brushing my face? No, it’s too artistic and easy to be regarded as crazy.”

Sunset watched Jiang Xishan staring at the big tits of the game character and muttered to himself, and finally saw him move his fingers and name it: Fairy Xiaoxixi.

Sunset:"……"

Jiang Xishan didn't rush to find Dongdong first, he first did the task to upgrade to level [-], then he took off his clothes and ran to talk to Dong Daxia who was PKing at the gate of the city.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Hero]: Hey~ hello hero, I’m a novice, I just teleported from Peach Blossom Island, my equipment is red and I’m already running naked~~ Shame~ Do you know where you can repair equipment in Chang’an Well?Please let me know~~~ (star eyes)

Sunset watched from the side, his stomach twitched: "...You are quite good at pretending to be a ladyboy."

"Want to learn? I want to learn from brother to teach you, play a few more groaning lines, and immediately become a soft girl~~" Jiang Xishan explained his doubts, and by the way, said, "But you don't have to learn to please brother, brother no Okay, you're fine now, keep it up."

At sunset, he had the urge to press the shutdown button. Fortunately, his sanity came back in time. A minute of delay is a dime, and a dime cannot be wasted in this kind of time.

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] said to you: Do you want to repair equipment?How come the equipment from the task becomes popular?

This little bastard Liu Dongdong must be well-informed, and ordinary small characters can't be attracted to him.Jiang Xishan went straight to the trump card -- selling stupidity.

<Private chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: I can’t beat a mission, so I have been killing rabbits on Peach Blossom Island, and I have been killing rabbits for several days before I reached level 15. The equipment is not durable, crying~~~

<Private Chat>【Dong Daxia】Tell you: Why don't you call for help in the world?

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: I don’t know anyone, I’m afraid that it would be embarrassing if no one will help you if you shout (fingering at you), hero, don’t worry about me, just point me out The road is fine, I can continue the mission when I come to Chang'an City, but I don't know if I can kill it~~ I will try my best!

A self-improving female player is active on the screen, good, like, like.

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] said to you: "You don't need to repair the basic equipment given by the system, do you need me to take you to upgrade?"

<Private chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: ">_<No need, you have to rely on yourself to play the game, thank you in advance~~"

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] said to you: "You are so special."

Jiang Xishan sneered suddenly, "With his IQ, he can only play web games in this life."