I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Sunset asked: "Fishing also takes time. The money in our pockets can't support your love with Liu Dongdong to go too far."

Sunset's voice is a subwoofer, and every word squeezed out of his throat is flirting with strength, especially the word "we", Jiang Xishan is about to have a small orgasm.He comforted Sunset: "Don't worry, brother never fights a protracted war. As the saying goes, we boys have to be good at chasing boys."

Sunset was too lazy to make a sound.This shameless old man still dares to call himself a boy, and he is not afraid of flashing his tongue...

Jiang Xishan picked up half a cigarette in the ashtray on the next table, put it in his mouth and lit it, took a deep breath, and let out the smoke ring and the cruel words: "If Liu Dongdong can rein in the precipice, I can keep him safe. But if he persists in his obsession, then I, Grandpa, will definitely make him suffer forever." As soon as he finished speaking, he started typing.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Hero]: Hero, I just realized that your level is so high~ It’s amazing (⊙o⊙)~ Just now when I was beating a rabbit, I was bitten to death by a rabbit again, crying Cry o(TヘTo)

Sunset:"……"

So what kind of little princess lives in the heart of this person in front of him?The style of painting doesn't match at all!

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Hero, hero, what is your first impression of him?

<Private chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Hurry up, people want to know!

Sunset cast a skeptical look at Jiang Xishan: "Is it so fast?"

Jiang Xishan: "Of course not. The strategy of attacking the heart has to be done step by step. When you go up, you will confess that it is a two-shot behavior."

Liu Dongdong replied a little late.

<Private Chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: I'm sorry, I just saw it when I was making a copy with my wife.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: ……………………

Sunset: "I have a daughter-in-law."

Jiang Xishan: "Damn, I was careless."

<Private Chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: I think you are good, self-reliant, unlike other girls who ask for equipment and money as soon as they meet.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Thank you for the compliment~ I found out that this game can be apprenticed~ It’s amazing (⊙o⊙)~

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Tell you: Yes.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: Then can you be his master?

Sunset: "Which trick did you use?"

Jiang Xishan: "The master-student superior method."

Jiang Xishan knows that the Internet creates distance, distance creates unknowns, unknowns create guesses, guesses create curiosity, and curiosity creates feelings. Online dating is a very common form of love, and mistresses in online dating are even more common.Just established a relationship today, it may die tomorrow, and there is still a chance to go to "August [-]" at any time, it is even more chaotic than my circle.

<Private chat>【Dong Daxia】Say to you: OK, I will accept you as an apprentice.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: That's great, from now on, I will only milk Master and you alone (^o^)/~ Are you happy, Master?

<Private chat> [Dong Daxia] Say to you: Hehe.

Jiang Xishan, who was outside the screen, threw away the cigarette butt that was almost burned, and snorted coldly: "Did you see that, the IQ of the lower limit, if you think about it, you won't be able to do it."

×××

Jiang Xishan controlled the big breast loli and went to the map where Dong Daxia was. Because the level was not enough, he was surrounded by high-level monsters. He almost dragged the corpse all the way to the main city.The more people died, the redder the equipment, and the redder the equipment, the more dilapidated it would be in appearance, as if it had just been trampled by someone.

Jiang Xishan was lamenting that the web games these days are so awesome that they are almost out of date, and at the same time he was looking for the coordinates of Dong Daxia.

Dong Daxia rode a white horse and stood at the gate of the city. His newly recruited disciple arrived in disheveled clothes and came to the city that did not belong to her class.Dong Daxia was a little shocked now.

<Private Chat>【Dong Daxia】Say to you: Disciple, are you... Tired of running around?You have no quests to pick up here.

<Currently> [Fairy Xiao Xixi] said: o(≧v≦)o~ I came to this city just to get closer to Master Daxia, I’m not tired at all~ I’ve seen enough of Master, I’ll run back Do the task.

<Current>[My heart is still the same] Said: Whose apprentice is this, I am so moved!

<Current> [♂ hairstyle is messy] said: Miss Xiao, do you still want to be Master?Go crazy.

<Currently> [Goodbye Crazy] said: Sign up, there is also a wild master here, the kind that does a good job!

Jiang Xishan spat: "Dirty!"

Sunset looked at him, thinking that if you want to talk about filth, you, Jiang Xishan, are the master of filth who leads the world of filth, and you are ashamed to say that he is filthy with a big face...

<Currently>[魔香小西西] said: QAQ sucks~ sticking out tongue~ posted on the wrong channel, @东大侠师fufu, sorry~

<Current>[ぁ爱→很喜] Said: Dongdong, why didn't you tell me about your apprenticeship?

Jiang Xishan: "Hehe, my wife has appeared."

<Currently> [Dong Daxia] said: I just received it today, I haven't had time to talk about it yet.

<Currently> [Fairy Xiao Xixi] said: Hello, Madam~ I am Xixi, the bound milk of Master~

<Current>[ぁ爱→很好] said: Bind milk? ? ?

Jiang Xishan: "Hehe, my wife is angry."

Sunset: "You are such a scheming bitch."

Jiang Xishan: "Haha, the exact word should be scheming."

<Current>[ぁ爱→善善很] Said: Dongdong, you have a big appetite, can I afford you as a nanny?

<Current> [Dong Daxia] said: Xixi is a novice, she may not know the meaning of binding milk, don't be angry, daughter-in-law.

<Currently>【Xiaoxixi the Fairy】 said: Master, Xixi really doesn't know if she said something wrong, then Xixi went back to do the task... goodbye, master.

Suddenly, an invitation to mount a horse popped up on the screen.

<Private Chat>【Dong Daxia】Say to you: Come up, I'll take you back.

<Private Chat> You said to [Dong Daxia]: (^o^)/Master, you are the best!

<Current>[ぁ爱→很喜很] Said: Dongdong, let's go to book.

<Currently> [Dong Daxia] said: Wait a minute, I will send Xixi back to the place where the task was picked up.

<Current>[ぁ爱→很喜很] said: Does she have no legs, can she run by herself?Why are you pretending to be weak!nausea!

Jiang Xishan clicked "Refuse to mount the horse", and then ran away, all in tattered clothes, an ethereal and lonely figure.

Liu Dongdong's heart skipped a beat.

Today's Internet cafe fishing activity has come to an end, Jiang Xishan is very sure that Liu Dongdong will be demoted in a few days.

Walking on the road, he asked Sunset: "How many eggs are left at home?"

Sunset frowned: "Little Banlan, if you want to eat it, you can eat it yourself. I feel like throwing up when I see it."

Jiang Xishan smiled mischievously: "Go and fetch the eggs, we will sell them."

Sunset: "How much is that worth?"

Jiang Xishan: "Ordinary eggs are worthless, but after Jiang Xishan's hands, their value has skyrocketed."

As a rich second generation, Sunset never thought that one day he would sell eggs with a fool.This world is really not for people, it's better to die.