I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

Jiang Xishan and Sunset started selling eggs at the back door of the community, and the people who came and went didn't look at the eggs, they were all watching the sunset.

Sunset's face couldn't be lowered, feeling extremely embarrassed.I really don't understand why the girls who are called Tofu Xishi are so happy. If someone calls him Egg Pan An, he will definitely pick up a shovel to dig that person's ancestral grave immediately.

Jiang Xishan was very upset, and Tianling Gai was about to be pissed off: "You look too insecure, don't you? In a minute, more than a dozen people came to ask you for a phone number, and a few asked for your WeChat ID. Let's go on Do you want to set up a public account for selling eggs, and let them scan the QR code to add attention to strike up a conversation?"

Sunset hurriedly stopped: "No, you don't want to consider selling eggs as a career to make money in the future, do you?"

Jiang Xishan snorted coldly: "It's just a joke."

Jiang Xishan's mood at this time is a bit complicated. If Sunset is his person, the more attractive the better, but now Sunset only wants to be his roommate, and there will be a sense of comparison among roommates.Jiang Xishan thought to himself, why is it that I also look very insecure, but no one cares about my WeChat account?Is God going to kill me?My position as the most beautiful man in Lianhu District will be replaced, right?

A middle-aged aunt stayed in front of the stall. She was the only woman who looked at the eggs first, and then at the people.Jiang Xishan immediately praised: "Miss Sister, at first glance, you are someone who can accomplish great things!"

The mouth was as sweet as honey, and the middle-aged aunt really coaxed her into a smile: "Little brother, how do you sell the eggs?"

Jiang Xishan: "Two yuan."

Aunt: "The vegetable market is [-] yuan a catty. It's cheap here, so let me weigh it."

Jiang Xishan didn't move: "Sister, it's two yuan a piece, not a catty."

The aunt immediately became unhappy, and muttered to leave: "Golden eggs for sale! So expensive?"

Jiang Xishan grabbed the aunt with the speed of buying an electric massager and mob online, fearing that his family would unpack the package first: "My good sister, you don't know, my eggs are purely natural, and the chickens at home lay them personally. Or do you think that I am so handsome and unrestrained, can I be a professional egg seller? I want to share the joy and An An's good intentions with everyone."

Sunset's mental question was answered by the aunt in advance: "Who is An'an?"

Jiang Xishan farted seriously: "An'an is my family's pet chicken. It is not easy for me to save so many of its eggs. You don't know how hard it works to make human beings eat good eggs. It doesn't eat chicken feed. Every day I catch worms in the backyard and eat them. The eggs laid are very special. The protein content of other eggs is 14.7%, and the eggs laid by my Anan are all as high as 17.4%. Believe it or not, this is simply a beauty egg. Good sister, you It's my own sister, please support An'an~ let her brilliance fill the world~"

The aunt still retains a sliver of reason: "Slick tongue, don't lie to me, right?"

Jiang Xishan then used serial farts to attack poor human beings: "My dear sister, do you think a liar will cheat you for two dollars per egg? How can an entry-level scam have to be priced at two hundred per egg? It doesn't matter if you don't buy it, just admit it." Sister, anyway, you are so beautiful, I am happy to chat with you for a while."

The aunt's reason has been buried in the ground, and the grass on the grave of reason is at least two meters high: "As long as you have a sweet mouth, okay, five of them."

"Sister, if you want to stay beautiful, you have to follow the course of treatment. A course of treatment is half a basket, and you need five too few." Never follow the principle of generally casting a net to spread risks.

There was only half a meter between the sunset and Jiang Xishan. When Jiang Xishan finished speaking, the sunset had silently moved one and a half meters to the left.

×××

The two poor ghosts who joined forces finally got their first income, and went to eat mutton wontons together.

Jiang Xishan's three-year-old appearance, as if he has never had enough food in eight hundred lifetimes, frequently attracts attention.The proprietress was distressed and gave the table a small dish of sugar and garlic, for fear that Jiang Xishan would eat the bowl after finishing the wonton.

Jiang Xishan ate from his own bowl, and then put his chopsticks into Sunset's bowl, but he was immediately blocked by Sunset's expressionless face.Jiang Xishan was not happy, and muttered: "You are not a dog, I don't understand why you protect food like this."

Sunset: "I am not protecting food, but preventing your evil hand from appearing in front of my eyes."

Jiang Xishan finished his bowl, licked his lips, and sighed: "Hey, the mutton wonton is so delicious, it is really a catastrophe in my life. If someone puts medicine in it, I will definitely die. If someone takes the mutton wonton Throwing it down from the balcony, I must have jumped down while drooling."

The sunset gave Jiang Xishan a blank look: "There is no one in this world who throws wontons out of the balcony."

"That's right, that's why I'm still alive." Jiang Xishan stretched, looking full of wine and food, "Hey, I always feel that I have to eat eight meals a day to be considered a good life."

Sunset: "Eight meals a day? Are you rushing to be out at the end of the year?"

Jiang Xishan was not very happy. Sunset got acquainted with him a little bit, and began to complain about him frequently. He obviously had a face that was unlovable, but he was still so obsessed with the world. He insisted on complaining, what the hell?

Don't you know who earns the meal money (pian)? !

After returning home, facing this small space, Sunset has something to say.

"Is your bed a bit small?"

The meaning of Sunset is actually to persuade Jiang Xishan to buy him a bed. After all, they are roommates, not bedmates. What does it look like to share a bed together?

But Jiang Xishan's body was obviously crooked, he was very angry, how dare Sunset dislike the size of his bed?This man was saved by him, so it's fine if you don't thank your benefactor, but you are starting to make him unhappy? ? "What? No way! There's so much room on the road, why don't you lie down?"

Sunset:"……"

The words were not speculative, and Sunset decided to ignore Jiang Xishan for the time being. The mutton ravioli just now might have been mixed with gunpowder.

In the middle of the night, the sunset was awakened by a small vibration, and the whole bed made a creaking sound. He found that his roommate Jiang Xishan, who was behind him, might be secretly doing that self-sufficiency thing.

How embarrassing, do you want to remind the other party that he is awake at this time?

A suppressed voice came, and Sunset's ears were burning. Jiang Xishan, this rotten person, this dog in heat, this shameless hot chicken, really should be hung on the pillar of shame for everyone to spit on a hundred times.How could he happily play the plane under such circumstances?