I heard that your boyfriend is too handsome to be human?

The bed was shaking more and more seriously, Sunset had always vaguely felt that he was going crazy, and he turned his head angrily: "You and yourself are having a good time!"

Jiang Xishan trembled at that moment, and the gun went out.

The moonlight shone on the other people, and the tall figure exuded a menacing aura. The corners of Sunset's mouth drooped, his brows were frowning, and his eyes were wide open, as if he might draw out a knife to stab himself at any moment.

Oh my god, before Bodhisattva lowered his eyebrows, but now Vajra's glaring eyes can be interpreted in this person, isn't it exciting? !But before Jiang Xishan had time to get excited, he had already discovered a serious problem in himself.

"My gun seems to be broken." Jiang Xishan said.

Sunset:"……"

"The bullet can't come out, it seems to be jammed, it's been several days." Jiang Xishan added.

Sunset: "Stop telling me this!"

Jiang Xishan: "Since that day—"

Sunset interrupted: "Don't mention that day to me!"

Jiang Xishan: "If it wasn't for you—"

The sunset gave Ling Chi to the other party's eyes. :"It's not my business?!"

Jiang Xishan's anger gradually accumulated, and now it has reached the standard line that can be erupted.Ever since he was overwhelmed by the sunset that day, he has never regained the original feeling. No matter how sore his hands are, they seem to be missing something, like a few goji berries missing from the old duck soup, like a water basin There was no coriander in the mutton, which made him tasteless and owed a boost.After a few days, I almost suffocated myself, but the culprit actually said outright that it had nothing to do with him?

It's really a day, a dog, a thief, and a pig. How can he still call Jiang Xishan to meet an unreasonable and unreasonable bastard? ?You are simply robbing halfway and meeting your ancestors—you don’t want to live anymore, do you?

Jiang Xishan turned over and sat on Sunset's body, quickly grabbed the opponent's neck with his hands, exerting some strength.He slowly bowed his head and leaned into Sunset's ear and whispered: "What about me, it was originally a straight line, but you fucking forced me into a parabola, and now you forced me into a wavy line, but you said it's none of your business." ? It’s so powerful, who do you want to take the blame for? Tell me, let me hear.”

Sunset was caught coldly by him, breathing hard, let alone talking.

Jiang Xishan, this bastard, has always followed the life principle that "he can only scum others, not others." If one day he is unfortunate enough to be scummed, then he will definitely not let it go.

The two looked at each other, Sunset once thought that Jiang Xishan was just out of his mind, but now he understands that he is more than just out of his mind, he is simply a bit evil!Sunset really wanted to go to the Jokhang Temple in Tibet. The foreign minister kneeled down and kowtowed a thousand heads for him to bless him in his next life when he was reincarnated. God can give him a brain.It's obviously not enough to just look good.

Sunset bent his knees, ready to attack from the bottom lane, so that Jiang Xishan could relax the threat of the top lane.But Jiang Xishan had already guessed Sunset's intentions, he turned over and went down by himself, lying obediently beside Sunset, looking at the simple ceiling with Bambi-like eyes.

Sunset sat up and rubbed his neck with his hands. Seeing Jiang Xishan like this, he couldn't help himself. What kind of way is this?Don't play cards according to the law of war?Do you want to fight back?

Jiang Xishan sighed deeply: "Hey, I, Jiang Xishan, is a promising young man who beats hands and shoots no more than three times a month. How can I—"

"you sure?"

"Well, no more than thirty times a month..."

After saying this, Jiang Xishan vaguely knew where the problem might be, whether it was because he played too much with guns and guns, so the gun couldn't stand it.No wonder, everything in the world has a mission lifespan. According to his method of making, it is considered God's kindness if it does not fall off due to play.

good!Now that the crux has been found!Then take good care of it!Be a healthy young man in the new century!Jiang Xishan climbed out of bed: "I'm going to do morning exercises, do you want to come together?"

Sunset immediately lay down: "Shall I remind you that it's three o'clock in the morning?"

Jiang Xishan: "I want to breathe the morning air first."

Sunset: "You go slowly."

Jiang Xishan got on his sneakers and opened the door to leave.Sunset can finally have a good exclusive bed and sleep for a while, which is cool.

Jiang Xishan took advantage of the night to wander outside, like a lonely wolf, passing through a small park, waking up a couple of field fighters, passing through a vegetable market, scaring off a few stray cats and dogs looking for food, Jiang Xishan walked directly from Xishao Gate to Han Guangmen, and turned from Hanguangmen to Yuxiangmen, and finally went to the morning market in Ximen, bought two lunch boxes, one rice with braised lion head, one rice with sour beans and minced meat, and carried them , he returned home happily.

It was seven o'clock, and before sunset, Jiang Xishan sat down on the sofa and started eating.Braised lion head in braised sauce is simply amazing. Divide it into four pieces with chopsticks, serve each piece with a large mouthful of rice, then stuff a piece of lotus white and sliced ​​carrot into your mouth, and chew it all. You have to think twice, okay? !

Jiang Xishan finished the rice with braised lion head. The more he ate, the hungrier he became, and the more he ate, the more delicious he tasted. , I haven't woken up at sunset.He could only silently pack up the bento box, clean up the mess, pour himself a cup of hot tea, and lean back on the sofa.

Like never having box lunch this morning, like never being in love.

Looking at the sunset, he kicked half of the quilt away, exposing his long legs, accepting the baptism of Jiang Xishan's gaze.Looking up along the toenails, his eyes finally stopped at the indescribable bulge between Sunset's crotch.

I wipe, such a big package.Three seconds later, I don't know if it was because of the rape, the sun set and the morning became erect, and the best gunner Jiang Xishan spread his imaginary chicken wings——

No wonder Socrates said that a life without sleeping in the sunset is not worth living.Jiang Xishan's "o mouth o" became "o and o", which was hot and hot.

(much worse after coding...

Not much better, he woke up in the sunset, he lifted the quilt in a daze, stepped on the ground with bare feet, and pointed at Jiang Xishan not far away with arrogance in front of him.

Jiang Xishan vented his anger indiscriminately, and knocked his teacup heavily: "The bull is pulling so hard???? What do you think I'm doing? What are you looking at? Bitch!"

Sunset:"?"

The startup speed of Sunset's brain only beat 5% of the users in the country. It took at least [-] minutes before he sniffed and confirmed that food had appeared at home.He glanced lightly at Jiang Xishan: "Do you eat alone?"

To be honest, there was no contempt or blame in Sunset's tone, but Jiang Xishan was already guilty to the Pacific Ocean at this time, so it turned out that this was eating alone... no wonder!No wonder I have bad eyesight.