The villain's superhero training program

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"The Villain's Superhero Training Program"

Author: wild things

【Introduction】

A successful villain must have someone who can be on call anytime, anywhere, whether he is eating, sleeping, going to work, or off work, whether he is poor or rich, sick or healthy, day or night, rain or shine, and can guarantee every battle. All superheroes to the end.

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Alex is the least promising of the many sons of a family of villains known throughout the universe.In order to gain the approval of his family, Alex wanted to become a qualified villain.Traditionally, he would have declared his desire to rule the world and fought an endless battle with a superhero.

Alex's good friends are willing to help and form a small team of villains who must win.

After thousands of selections, the small team aimed at a beautiful blue planet in the vast universe.Humanities, geography, science and technology, natural environment, species diversity, etc. are as good as imagined, but there are no superheroes on this planet!

This is the biggest problem!

A successful villain must have someone who can be on call anytime, anywhere, whether he is eating, sleeping, going to work, or off work, whether he is poor or rich, sick or healthy, day or night, rain or shine, and can guarantee every battle. All superheroes to the end.

What's the point of a villain without a superhero?

The key to becoming a villain lies in the superhero.

There are no superheroes on the chosen blue planet, and to overcome this difficulty, Alex (with the help of his friends) decides to raise one himself.

01

Alex met seven superhero candidates in one day and ate eight meals. Even under the irradiance of dating rays, he felt that such a date could not last.

Eight meals, that's eight meals.

There was a breakfast that he ate by himself.Eating breakfast is a healthy lifestyle habit that ensures a good start to each day.

Alex definitely needs a good start, because he's going to be a villain whose goal is to defeat the superheroes and take over the world.

The world deserves a good start.

Alex's dream is big enough to hold the world, but the stomach capacity is really limited, and Alex will vomit if he eats again.

His seventh meeting partner today is a big-bodied special forces member with a big appetite, who can eat and drink. Under the stimulation of the dating ray to the brain nerves, he actively wants to express himself. The way is to persuade others to eat more with him .

Alex watched the bloodshot steak being pushed under his nose by the other party.Alex looked away weakly.

Alex looked at the special forces team member sitting across from him, not knowing what to say.

The member of the Special Forces who was number 107 on Alex's meeting list finished his share with relish, and said to Alex with concern: "The steak here is quite good, try it, eat as much as you want, Don't treat your stomach badly."

Number 107 smiled at Alex, showing all his teeth.He tugged at the chair as if to sit next to Alex and feed him.

"Eat." He encouraged Alex with a smile.

Alex tried to divert his attention and said, "What are your hobbies?"

No. 107 said: "I have many hobbies. We can have a good chat on this topic. Maybe there are some hobbies that we are all interested in."

Alex smiled appropriately, and secretly moved the steak aside.He looked overwhelmed.

Number 107 was smiling at him too.

Alex wanted to say something.

Number 107 was still smiling at him.A strong man with a height of 1.8 meters [-], a muscular body, a generous face with corners and corners, in front of Alex, with a dreamy, hazy, and slightly shy smile, as if he was about to confess to his dream lover .

Alex couldn't help but laugh.

He reminded himself that it wasn't 107's fault, it was all the goddamn "dating ray".This ray can make someone feel like they're on the perfect date.According to Potter (the technical support of their team, a dead house), this will allow for better communication with the pre-selected objects, and it will be convenient for Alex to choose the most suitable one.After all, the battle between a superhero and a villain will last a lifetime.

Alex had nothing to say: "So, tell me about your hobbies?"

No. 107 said: "I like sports. I probably like all kinds of sports. I can do almost any kind of sports. I can play ball, swim, surf, run, rock climb and box. I can do anything. What about you, do you like sports?" He looked at Alex eyes, as if talking in a dream.

"It's okay." Alex said perfunctorily.

"Great!" No. 107 suddenly shouted loudly, happily, "We can exercise together in the future!"

Alex was a little taken aback.

Before he could react, No. 107 put the plate of steak in the AI ​​again with his supernatural speed, which he had practiced in the special forces and challenged the limits of the human body. In front of Ricks.

Alex felt a blur in front of his eyes.After he took a good look at the steak in front of him, his stomach felt sick.

No. 107 said with a simple smile, "Then you should eat more. Exercise consumes energy. You need to eat more to be energetic."

That's fucking enough!Alex asked someone to take No. 107 away before he was strangled to death.

Bartha Romo jumped into the fictional restaurant scene and yelled: "You forgot to make him drink the 'dream wine'! The plan was to have him drink that first, knock him out, and get him out."

Alex yelled, "Shut up! Do you want him to find out he's been abducted by aliens?"

Number 107 had an expression of being struck by lightning.He looked at Bartha Romo, who came out of the wall out of thin air, and his armor, which could be called the richest model in the universe, with 72 transformation functions.

No. 107 yawned big, as if he had just woken up.

He was about to wake up from the drug.

Alex and Barcelomo looked at each other.

Number 107 began to look around.This looks like a high-end restaurant with an elegant environment and only a few customers here and there.No one seems to have noticed anything wrong, still eating and drinking, playing the perfect image of the guests, setting off the atmosphere of the restaurant.

No. 107 realized something was wrong, showed a wary look, tensed his muscles, and asked, "Where am I?"

There was an awkward silence.

Bartha Romo whispered: "Potter didn't set this situation for the characters in the scene."

He moved a bit, trying to cover the virtual guests who were still unresponsive.His armor sensitively sensed the master's call, and it turned into huge metal wings behind him, and made a mechanical deformation sound of crackling, which was super exaggerated.

No. 107 stared at him like a ghost.

Alex decided to do something to make amends.He poured a glass of "dream wine". Yes, after drinking this wine, people would first pass out and lose consciousness, and then they would open their eyes and think that they had just had an outrageous dream.

Alex said sincerely to number 107, "You need a drink."

Number 107 slams the drink in Alex's face.

Number 107 flipped the table too.

Barthalom's armor deformed in time, blocking the table, and buckling Barthalom and Alex inside like a tortoise shell.

No. 107 rushed towards the door of the restaurant vigorously.But that's not actually a door, that's virtualized by the wall.With a loud bang, No. 107 hit the all-metal wall firmly, dizzy, and fell backwards.

Ella and Joe appear from behind what appears to be a wall but is actually an invisible door.

Barthalom is trying to convince his armor to let him and Alex out.

Joe sticks No. 107 to the floor like spit gum with a sticky bond gun.

The lights went up, Potter canceled the virtual scene, and the dining room became a cabin of the spaceship.Ella squeezed 107's jaw and forced him to open his mouth.

Ella is pouring dream wine into No. 107's mouth. Number 107 is struggling in vain.

The scene was quite chaotic.

Bartha Romo's armor probably sensed Ella's terrifying aura, but he refused to change back.

Alex was still encased in the tortoise-like armor.

02

Ella came over.

Alex wants to stay in the closed, safe little world under the protective shell.

Ella made him a little bit better.

Alex borrows armor from Bartha Romo.His best friend in the entire universe, Bartha Romo, ran away with the armor as fast as he could, leaving Alex lying on the ground alone to bear Ayla's glare.

Ella made him stand up.

Say it three times.

"Like a man, Alex." Ella's feet were next to his face.

Alex doesn't think "acting like a man" is for him.He is a man.Male, his race, his planet's unanimous sex.He couldn't have children anyway.

Alex stood up.He is not as tall as Ella.He stood a little farther away, sucking