The villain's superhero training program

But with Barthalom's yelling, all the life forms in the room except Alex were stunned by the energy weapon.

A blinding light, no sound.

Except for Alex who turned into a puddle on the ground and waved his tentacles in vain, a bunch of people fainted in the room.Even Benben showed his belly and was unconscious.

Alex thought desperately, how the well-planned date between him and Roy turned into such an illogical thing as hijacking by a group of armed thugs and alien invasion.

08

How to politely tell your date you're an alien

Basaromo replied that it would not be euphemistic to show his original shape while spurting blood anyway.

Joe believes that if the opponent is a tough guy, he should face it directly.

Ella taught me not to date strangers casually, let alone go to his house to spend the night with strangers!If you encounter a serial killer, your life will be in danger.

The second question, how to explain to the other party that you have many tentacles and patterns?

Basalomo encouraged: He already accepts that you are a bald head, maybe tentacles and patterns are no more unacceptable than a bald head.

Joe expressed his position: A man should not judge a man by his appearance.

Ella pointed out sharply: First of all, don't use so many tentacles to attach to the ground.

"Stand up straight, don't lie down! Alex," Ayla said louder, "There are many species in the universe with tentacles and patterns, and that's not a problem, but no one likes to be a puddle at every turn." Softie!"

It is also a major feature of Alex that his body can be spread out on any surface.His tentacles are so soft that they can continuously deform and fill in the gaps.

Now, Alex is in this state. He has spread all the tentacles into an irregular pie shape, and it looks quite sticky.

Alex continued to spell at his friends' feet with some slender tentacles: I won't get up unless you can get Roy to date me again.

Ella said furiously, "We saved you! You idiot was cut up like an octopus ready to cook!"

"The small print is so tiring to the eyes, why don't you just speak?" Bartha Romo said.

Alex Spelling: Because I'm silently protesting you for screwing up my date!

Ayla stepped directly on those little tentacles of his spelling.

She is wearing high heels!

Alex yelled a series of words: "It hurts."

Barsaromo reminded him to stick to "silent" protests.

Alex drew a picture of a middle finger for him to see.

Ella will be back soon.

She made a wise decision-to train Roy to be Alex's exclusive hero, and then they can go to the sky and chase each other to the end of the world.

Alex immediately revived with full blood, stood up with a swish, and quickly wiped the ground clean with a few tentacles, as if he had never been lying on the ground at all.

Alex said full of expectation: "We can't let the world wait too long, let's hurry up and start ruling the world! For the ideal, I am always ready!"

"We're investigating this Roy profile to see what type of superhero we can develop him into," Ella said.

Bartha Romo said: "No matter what kind of tights you have to wear! The tighter the better! Speaking of which, Roy's figure is really pretty good, with a height of 185cm, a bust of 112.8cm, a waist of 77.7cm, and a hip of 118.4cm. Just bodybuilding. He should be on the cover of a magazine, preferably in his underwear."

Alex said in shock: "Why do you know Roy's measurements?"

Basalomo hesitated for a moment, and tried to say in a tactful tone: "Because we caught him back? And locked him in a one-way transparent air bubble that would not break? And while he was unconscious He also had a full body scan? Do you think I can explain it this way?"

Alex felt like he was going limp to the ground again.He rushed out like crazy to find the air bubble that locked Roy.

Now, the problem gets more complicated.

How to explain to your date that he was abducted by aliens? (And was stunned, and scanned, and locked in a big air bubble?!!)

09

Alex couldn't see the number of tentacles, regardless of size or thickness, they all moved.

In addition to tossing around the ground with dizzying frequency, some tentacles rummaged through clothing options, others searched for wigs, and others tossed wigs away.

Wherever Alex passed, he saw a large number of tentacles swinging around, leaving a mess on the ground.

While sprinting, Alex dressed himself up as fast as he could.

In his busy schedule, Alex stopped in front of a mirror.After hesitating for a moment, he took a transformation pill and transformed himself into the image of a human on this planet.

Alex looked left and right in the mirror, solemnly wiped his bald head, straightened his collar, smoothed the wrinkles of his cuffs, took another careful look in circles, and went to the warehouse on the fourth deck with his chest straightened out. .

Bubbles are stored there.

Alex opened the warehouse door, a lot of bubbles floated in the air, some were big enough to fit a house, some were as small as ordinary soap bubbles, and there might be a strange little bug inside; Some were so bright that they seemed to be filled with the midday sun; Can't see, can't hear anything.

Alex's heart sank.

He immediately ordered the intelligent system to find Roy's bubble.

AI system confirmation command: "Biological sample name: Roy, capture location: blue planet latitude and longitude coordinates (X°X'X"N, X°X'X"W), classification: intelligent species mammalian primate anthropology, remarks Tag: Exclusive to Mister Alex."

The system began to execute the command, a huge mechanical arm protruded from the dome, and the jet of airflow slowly stirred up the pile of bubbles, allowing them to be located at different heights and positions according to their size and mass, forming an orderly arrangement.A super-large straw protruded from one of the holes in the robotic arm, and gently sucked a large bubble with a diameter of more than 2 meters.The air flow stopped, and the rest of the bubbles began to float randomly again.The straw sends the selected large bubbles to an operating platform in the center of the ground, and the bubbles are firmly attracted to it.

The AI ​​system said: "Roy Bubble has been selected, please keep a certain distance when observing, and don't touch or climb at will."

Alex completely ignored the prompts.He rushed to the bubble, and stuck to it with an unbelievable gesture like a tourist vandalizing cultural relics.

Roy's appearance in it is simply distressing.

His face was expressionless, and he sat back in the bubble, turning into a cold, inorganic robot state again.

Alex stuck to the bubble, looked at Roy, and felt that he couldn't breathe.

What is a little reassuring is that there is light of appropriate brightness in this bubble. Obviously, compared with those who were arrested together, this bubble has enjoyed preferential treatment.Alex sees Locke in a roughly the same size bubble with barely any light in it, and he deserves it.

The AI ​​system comes with a commentary: "The Roy sample you are seeing now is outstanding among humans. He is not only very ornamental, but also has extraordinary psychological quality. The samples captured in the same batch as him are much inferior. Some samples have already disappeared in the bubble. Showing signs of a nervous breakdown. He has a control sample: Locke, and an attached pet sample, do you want to observe it together?"

Alex said angrily: "I don't want to observe Roy through this damn bubble! Let him out immediately! Also, the attached pet sample, it is our dog, Roy and I gave it together Name it Benben, and release Benben too!"

The AI ​​system sounded a warning sound: "Sample Roy's risk factor is very high. The data under investigation shows that he has mastered individual tactics, radio communication skills, survival in the wild, operation of various personal equipment, map navigation, concealment, investigation, torture. It is anti-torture, fighting and killing people, can dive, can fly a plane, and has a record of killing a long-distance target at a distance of 12.7 meters with a 2430mm sniper rifle. Destroy highly destructive missions such as fighter jets, missile systems, ground radars, and ammunition depots that are taking off and landing. Are you suicidal? Mr. Alex, do you need me to contact the medical room for a brain scan and mental evaluation?"

Alex roared: "Open this damn bubble immediately!"

The monotonous confirmation of the AI ​​system: "Execute the order."

A sharp beam of energy was like a needle piercing a balloon, causing the bubble to burst silently and disappear into the air.

Roy landed on the platform and quickly stabilized his body.He saw Alex, but he didn't stop his gaze, taking in everything in the environment as far as he could see.

He didn't move, his muscles tensed, but he didn't make any rash moves or look at Alex.He seemed completely still.

Alex's heart skipped a beat.

The mechanical arm repeated the previous operation, selected the stupid bubble, and popped it.

Benben's appearance and frightened cry gave Roy a slight reaction.He looked stupid, although he still looked cold, but there was a little light in his eyes.But he didn't reach out to touch all kinds of clumsy beggars.

Alex picked up Benben, ruffled its fur vigorously, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm super