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I'm so scared to death, it's really a wave of ups and downs.
What do you mean can you marry two?You can marry nine at once.Who doesn't bother?As long as they can afford it, who doesn't have three wives and four concubines?How did this idiot ask such a question? It's really superb.
"Of course you can." Condensation said.
When Zooey heard it, the cold sweat broke out even faster.Do you want to be so blind?It's fine to have a princess, but now I throw her a rich lady, how can she have so much money to support these more expensive women!
"Well, are you willing to marry me? I have a daughter-in-law." Although he didn't want to, he only asked formally.
Zooey looked at Miss Leng's family expectantly, expecting her rejection.
It's just that the cold words seem to be well misunderstood.Seeing that he was looking forward to it so much, he suddenly didn't know how to refuse, and since he had already agreed to the thirteenth princess as his wife and concubine, it is impossible to go back on his word now, right?
The figured-out sneer smiled at Zooey: "Okay."
Suddenly, Zoe's world experienced violent wind and heavy rain, strong wind and heavy rain, experiencing a super storm.She also seems to have seen a huge tornado that took all of her possessions away.The pink renminbi is flying in the sky, and Grandpa Mao is saying goodbye to her, no, it should be a bank note now.The white silver bill flew so high that it was wiped clean by the tornado in an instant.
Seeing that the matter was almost done, the emperor left a sentence: It is better to hit the sun than to choose a date. You will serve the son-in-law well and get married tomorrow.Then he went back to the palace to deal with the accumulated affairs.
Feng Yan hurriedly walked over to Zoe, pulled out the short golden arrow, turned around and left.Behind her was the mighty group of guards.That high-spirited appearance made Zooey wipe off her sweat and mourn for her future life.
Ning Ning came over and patted Zooey on the shoulder "kindly", wanting to say something, but was suddenly interrupted pitifully by Zooey. "Well, I want to say, I don't have money to hold a wedding..."
She only has 3000 taels of silver notes in her whole body, and she doesn't want to go to the pawn shop for money every three days.She needs to save some of this money, not to mention that she will have to support three people in the future!
"I thought it was something." Condensed laughed. "Don't worry, with the emperor and I here, are you afraid that you won't have the money for the wedding? Naturally, the emperor and I will hold the wedding ceremony unprecedentedly grand. As for the dowry. Ah Quan, you go to his residence with the young master, and then Then send the prepared dowry.”
After Ning Ning finished speaking, she also left with her precious daughter.The remaining two court ladies and Ah Quan yelled at Zoe, one son-in-law and one son-in-law, making Zoe very upset.
☆、The culprit is you
In the end, Zooey brought the three packages back to the inn, and paid for the two maids.
Zoe, who was sitting in the room, was wondering about her adventure. Suddenly, a golden light came in from the window. Zoe turned her head to look out the window, subconsciously thinking that the street lights were on, and immediately realized that she was in ancient times, and she was going to look out the window. Seeing what happened, the moment I got up, I saw a person sitting not far away with a fox-like smile on his face.
"You... you, how did you come in?" After being shocked, he found that the other party was wearing modern clothes, and immediately rushed over happily, his peach eyes were filled with tears of excitement, "You also came here."
Si Bai's face was covered with black lines, he tore off Zoe who was hanging on his body, and thought for a while, "Forget it, right..."
Zoe gave Si Bai a very sympathetic look, and sighed, "We are also fallen people!"
Si Bai was extremely puzzled. Others were happy when they traveled through time travel, and some even begged their grandpa to sue their grandma if they were still dead, why would she be so sad and indignant for such a good thing?
"Cough cough." Si Bai cleared his throat, and started to get to the point: "Hello, freelance writer Zoe, I am Si Bai, the person in charge of your "time travel". You are responsible for your safety. Of course, in order to prevent you from using this privilege to cause trouble and cause inconvenience to this space, Lord Boss told me that I only have ten chances to save you, and if you exceed ten times without violating the law , is not responsible for..."
"Wait, wait, what are you talking nonsense about?" Zoe scratched her ears in disbelief, extremely doubting the authenticity of what the other party said.
After hearing that he was the one who made the mysterious phone call that night, Zooey was completely angry, grabbed a round wooden stool and killed him.
Dare to let her go to this broken place where chickens don't lay eggs, birds don't shit, and computers can't connect to the Internet. It was planned by this little boy! Save her ten times! She wants to see if she can kill this little boy! Will someone come to the rescue.
"Please don't doubt me, Zoe, I was indeed the one who sent you to this time and space. Si Bai has a straight face. No matter what kind of freelance writer she is, even a freelance killer can't stop her from getting promoted and getting rich.
"You...what do you want to do?" Feeling the murderous intent emanating from the naked body, Si Bai quickly jumped away from Zoe's side and hid in the screen in the room.
"What do you want?" Zoe raised the corners of her mouth grimly: "Let me go back!"
"No!" Si Bai resolutely refused, and after receiving Zoe's murderous gaze, he swallowed with difficulty, his eyeballs rolled around a few times, and then he was aggrieved again: "This teleporter can only send People and things are transmitted from the modern to the ancient, but the ancient cannot be transmitted to the modern."
"I'm not ancient."
"But it's already done now." Si Bai walked out from the screen, and poured himself a cup of tea calmly. Just now, I was really scared by that little girl, forgetting that she couldn't hurt the person in charge, so I told him Like the game, all physical attacks are ineffective against her big boss. Well, although the pain is still there.
But for her safety, she doesn't need to tell Zoe about it.
Knowing that her attacks would be ineffective against him, Zooey threw away the small round stool in her hand resentfully, and sighed while lying on the table.
"A young girl sighed how could she travel through time, and brought a house with her. On the first day she came, she picked up two beauties who were as beautiful as flowers and jade, one was the emperor's favorite thirteenth princess, and the other was a rich woman. Miss Qianjin from the Lengfu in the enemy country. Oh, and because your villa originally had solar panels and automatic rainwater filters in order to prevent water and power cuts. Except for the Internet, other household appliances can continue to be used .All good things have been hit by you, and you are still sighing.
These are not the life she wants, she just wants to stay at home, surf the Internet, chat, write novels, play games, watch anime, and do things that modern people do. Instead of facing a modern room and going out It is the ancient world. And there are those two beauties. How can she afford to support, afford, and enjoy? She is a woman! Although her skinny body makes her breasts so small that she can't be smaller, but after all She is an out-and-out woman! Do you want her to play PT in ancient times? God! Do you want to give me such a sturdy life!
Seeing Zoe's little face with constantly changing expressions, Si Bai smiled lightly and shook his head. He really is a child who can't let go.
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☆, I'm just a novice, do I need to read the novice guide?
"Don't worry, even if you are a woman, I don't think they will regret it."
"Hey" Zoe raised her head in surprise: "Why?"
"Because the thinking of people in this time and space is different from ours. Men and women can be men and women, and women can also be women. Please don't let your novel-writing head make a series of guesses naturally. There is only one reason for each world The laws of nature and the laws of survival are different. You live in the world of the earth, naturally you are dominated by the life style and way of thinking of the earth, and you regard the ways of other worlds as monsters and alternative ways of living. Looking at us from the perspective of others, we are also different. So in order to prevent you from being regarded as a freak, you still have to study this beginner's guide thoroughly."
After talking a bit too much, Si Bai poured himself another cup of tea, and while tasting the tea, he took a look at Zoe in front of him. Well, it's good, at least his expression is much calmer now.
"This is one of the reasons why I came to you this time. There is another thing. When I sent you here, I promised to give you martial arts. As for martial arts, I have already given them to you, but because they are only internal forces, they can If you can't master it, it depends on your talent." Si Bai stretched his waist, squinted at Zoe, who seemed to be indifferent, and began to smile: "Sister Zoe, you look so cute, let me tell you some good news alright."
Good news all the impossible suddenly become possible, now what news is good
The stars stared straight at Si Bai, his face full of anticipation: "Are you going to send the signal?"
Si Bai blushed: "How could this thing be teleported!"
Seeing Zoe hang her head down in frustration, Si Bai showed great kindness and announced the good news: "But after special research by our company, your mobile phone can make calls!"
He lifted his head up a little, so at least he could contact Er Ya
A certain white offered a treasure and told Zoe that she could still contact her person in charge even if there was no signal. Then, a certain white who offered a treasure got the sound of Zoe's desperate wailing.
Even in this world, men and women are allowed, but what about children?What's more, I'm not marrying an ordinary woman, that's a princess, that's an incomparably rich daughter, is it okay if I don't have children?Uh... No, how did the princess daughter get reduced to throwing hydrangea balls and shooting arrows to get married? That's a big marriage drama, why is it so child's play. Zooey was puzzled over there.
How could this be, really, my God.
Ah, it turns out...
Because people in this time and space do not have much distinction between men and women, the methods used to reproduce offspring cannot follow the methods used by people on earth. In every country, there are monarchs, subjects, people, and slaves. There are four grades. And each local official has a sheet of three pills. This is a long, long time ago, no matter how many times the dynasty has undergone changes and reforms, the production method will be handed down completely. The local official Na received different pills, and took them with wine on the night of weddings and candles in the bridal chamber. Then the index fingers of both parties were pierced with a needle, and the index fingers touched. Under the action of the drugs, the blood would dissolve, and the probability of pregnancy was 60%.
In order not to make the gap between the rich and the poor too large, every nobleman and wealthy businessman must have a woman who can be recruited by a hydrangea ball, or a son who can shoot a carousel with the names of the children of each family to choose relatives, but if it is an only child, May be exempted from...
☆, I get on the horse in the morning, and I will get married immediately
When Zooey woke up from her sleep, her mind was still lingering on the content of the so-called novice guide she read last night.
Sitting on the bed for a few minutes, her sight regained its focus, she stretched her waist, and habitually got out of bed to turn on the computer, but her fingers touched the cold copper mirror. Only then did Zooey realize that she had passed through yesterday miserably. She wanted to rush Take a bath to refresh yourself, or you can make a cup of coffee, but these things are in the villa at the city gate, which is far away from her. The two maids are still guarding the gate, and she doesn't want to put strangers Bring it into your own field. Now Zoe is confused and doesn't know what to do...
As if thinking of something suddenly, Zooey quickly took out her mobile phone from her universal backpack and dialed to the evil person in charge.
"Hello..." A sleepy voice entered Zooey's ears after waiting for more than ten seconds.
You slept well at home, you played games all night last night. Zooey thought angrily, but her tone was extremely innocent: "Si Bai, don't you think my small bungalow is too ostentatious in such an antique town? It is outside the city gate, but according to the emperor's many eyeliners, it is estimated that it will reach his ears in a while, and I don't know how to explain it by then."
"so what……"
"So can you build me another ancient house outside the small bungalow? My small bungalow is one of the big rooms. Anyway, this small bungalow is not very big. You don't need to build a big house, as long as you look at it from the outside. It’s not awkward, as long as it looks comfortable inside.”
"Oh..." Mou Bai, who was sleepy in a daze, cut off the phone directly.
Zoe looked at the phone and blinked. Is her request a bit exaggerated? I doubt that guy can handle it... But the phone call across time and space is quite clear, and it doesn't cost money! This company Bai's boss is really talented.
Not long after, the court lady knocked on the door and brought in the toiletries. Zooey was amazed by her professionalism. Then, in a daze, she asked people to measure her measurements and height, and she didn't know it was for her until she was having breakfast. She went to catch up with Xifu.
Zooey was so shocked that she spit out all the porridge in her mouth. She was messed up by the house, and she really forgot that she was going to marry two incredible beauties today.
After finishing the sumptuous breakfast tremblingly, one maid cleaned up the mess and went downstairs, while the other performed a standard court ceremony and said softly: "Master, please move to the palace to marry the princess. and Miss Leng."
Zooey nodded, wanting to cry but without tears, holding the universal backpack and followed the gentle and beautiful court lady into the soft sedan that had been waiting for a long time, and went to the luxurious consort's mansion.
Zoe, who was sitting in the sedan chair for the first time, her mournful expression was replaced by surprise as soon as she got on the sedan chair. Wow, it turns out that this is the legendary sedan chair. She groped the sedan chair restlessly on the left and kicked on the right. Well, It’s more comfortable than a taxi, it’s quite fragrant, and it seems to be quite breathable. It’s wobbly, oops, capitalists are different
Ah, I enjoyed it very much, I was very magnificent...
Should she let the evil person in charge move her bungalow here
This was what Zoe thought when she saw the three big golden characters at the door.
In the gap between changing clothes with the beautiful lady in the palace, Zooey fully put into action, constantly searching for where to put her small bungalow. After choosing for a long time, she finally saw a deserted house. The garden is overgrown with weeds, and it seems that no one has taken care of it for a long time.
How big is this consort's mansion? And when I chatted with the beautiful maid when I came here, I learned that this consort's mansion was only built when the princess was an adult. Why just throw a garden and let it fall into disrepair? It's a waste. It seems necessary Let this garden return to normal. Well, it's decided, and her small bungalow will return there.
The author has something to say: I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.
☆, babbling, can't wear clothes, shy
"My son-in-law, the wedding dress will be delivered in the afternoon, now let the servant take care of you to take a bath and change clothes." The beautiful lady-in-waiting sister said and stretched out her slender hand to Zoe.
"You...what are you doing?" Zoe folded her hands on her chest and stepped back in horror.
"I'm waiting for you to take a bath." The elder sister of the maid said puzzledly, and then walked towards Zoe.
"No... no need, I, I'll do it myself." Zooey waved her hand quickly, a gust of heat hit her face, her little face was as red as if tomato juice had been splashed on it.
God, she's getting out soon! If she doesn't get out, she'll be starved of oxygen.
Zooey kept wailing in her heart, and kept winking at the elder sister of the court lady to let her go out quickly.
Seeing Zoe's shyness, the lady-in-law's elder sister covered her mouth with a smile, saluted and went out. This son-in-law-to-be is really cute, even helping him to take a bath can make him blush like this.
Seeing the palace maid left, Zooey slumped down on the imperial concubine's couch beside her, staring at the bathtub in front of her with a mournful face.
Didn’t the ancients say that men and women can’t tell each other? Then why are the maids taking care of everything? Pretending to be innocent... Her innocent baby can’t afford to be hurt...
I've been thinking about taking a bath for a long time, so I quickly jumped into the bath without clothes. It's so comfortable, it feels like soaking in a hot spring, and even sprinkled with flower petals. The service is really thoughtful, and it's probably not so thoughtful in a five-star hotel , and the ancient hot spring water is very rare, right?
Looking around, I am used to listening to music while taking a shower at home. This empty environment is really strange. There is no equipment here, so I have to do it by myself. Thinking of this, Zooey began to think about the song, but it suddenly made her think , she couldn't think of anything. But it's always right to sing a bath song in the bath, so she immediately sang: "Rub up, wash down, rub left..."
The maid guarding the door couldn't help but feel ashamed when she heard the intermittent singing, and...it's really a special song.
After taking a comfortable bath, she picked up the clean ancient clothes prepared by the lady-in-law's sister naked, and Zooey was sad again.
This... how do you wear this thing?
Biting the bullet and thinking about how to wear those messy clothes, Zooey's face turned red again. Why didn't the "Beginner's Guide" teach the details of how to wear clothes?
Si Bai is definitely an extremely irresponsible guy, absolutely. Sister maid, I regret it, come in and teach me how to dress, anyway, everyone is a woman, anyway, it’s okay to cover important parts and be seen.
But now she has the nerve to tell the other party that she will definitely be seen as a monster.
In desperation, he had no choice but to wrap up casually, and then tied a belt, and dared to go out on the premise of ensuring that he didn't look so weird.
The court lady looked at Zoe's way of dressing, and was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't say anything, so she straightened his clothes. Some nobles, young ladies from wealthy families were served by young ladies, and there were some people who didn't know how to dress up. .So it didn't matter to her, but Zoe didn't think so, and she blushed again in embarrassment.
"My son-in-law, the betrothal gift from the Leng family has been delivered, and now the butler of the Leng family is in the front hall, please go and check it."
Zooey nodded in a daze, followed the lady-in-waiting around, and saw those from the Leng family busily stacking presents in the front hall from afar.
Wow, what a big handwriting.
Zoe stared at those high-end boxes with glowing eyes. They should be worth a lot of money, right? The Leng family is so generous, so will the emperor reward her with many priceless treasures?
"Uncle." Seeing Zoe rushing over, the housekeeper opened the list and read one by one: "The following is part of the dowry prepared by the master for the young lady. The total is..."
Listening to the butler chattering over there, Zooey was in a daze. A part... so many treasures are just part of the dowry! God, how embarrassing is this for her!
"My son-in-law, it's time to give a dowry to the Leng family." Seeing Zoe standing there with his mouth open, the maid tugged at his sleeve and reminded in a low voice.
next dowry
Zoe blinked a little bewilderedly.
The other party is so generous, what kind of dowry can she give to make it not so ugly?
☆, I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.two
What should I give, I have nothing to give.Why don't you write an IOU first, and make up for it later, right?Yes, it's not that I don't give it, I just give it later, it should work.Zoe thought comfortingly.
"Well, sister of the maid, can you lend me a pen and return it to you after finishing writing." Zooey asked weakly.
"It should be good for the son-in-law to be called a servant girl." The maid should reply in fear.
"Huh? Should?" Zooey was a little strange.
"Before the emperor saved the life of my slave's father, my father sent me to the palace to repay his kindness. My father said that when we are near the palace, we should do our best to serve the master, let the master trust him, and make contributions to the master. Therefore, for I'll change my name to Ying." Ying Ying said obediently, turned around and walked into the inner hall to get a pen, ink, paper and inkstone and handed them to Zoe.
Zoe took the ink-stained brush, and instead of using the paper she should have prepared, she took out a piece of paper and an envelope from the universal backpack, and began to write seriously.The content is as follows:
IOU
Today's son-in-law, Zoe, has no money to prepare for the dowry, so SO writes an IOU.Everything is written by the father-in-law, no matter what the son-in-law will do his best. (effective immediately)
— Zoe
Sure enough, the brush is not good for writing, which is really inconvenient.If she had known that she would time travel, she should have learned how to write a brush. If she had known time travel, she should have prepared a pen in her universal backpack, and took out her personal seal from the bag to stamp it on.Zooey frowned, putting the IOU in an envelope and sealing it while thinking.
Solemnly handed the envelope to the steward of the Leng Mansion: "This is my betrothal gift!"
The butler looked at the envelope suspiciously. The dowry is just a piece of paper?Although he felt strange in his heart, he couldn't say anything, took the envelope, saluted, and left with the large group of servants.
Zooey breathed heavily, pressure, pressure, her dear father-in-law, please don't give her any goals that are too precious and rare, she has no money, really no money.
In the afternoon, Zooey lay down on the bed early to catch up on sleep.I just dreamed that she was back in modern times, and met the evil person in charge. It was fun to beat him up, but someone pulled her up from the bed forcefully.
He stared blankly at the culprit who pulled her up.I don't know...then continue to sleep.So she closed her eyes and fell back again.
Seeing this, the nanny who came from the palace pulled her up again: "My son-in-law, you can't sleep anymore, the auspicious time is coming soon, it's not good to miss the auspicious time."
Hearing this almost gnashing of teeth, Zooey shivered, and she became more awake.In front of her was a woman in her 40s, dressed in court attire, her eyes were wide open, and she seemed to be glaring at Zoe angrily.
Strange, aren't the people in the palace all polite to her prospective son-in-law?Why does this person have a completely different attitude?
"Come here, change the clothes of the son-in-law."
After Mammy gave an order, the small army of court ladies standing in the room walked towards Zooey one by one with their costumes in their hands.
Cold sweat suddenly started to break out on Zooey's back.I have a bad feeling that I'm going to be served again?Whether or not the ancient people were so grandpa, they didn't do anything by themselves.But she doesn't know how to do those things...
Zooey was like a frightened little white rabbit, crawling to the other side of the bed, behind was a big bad wolf that just wanted to eat her up...
Who can come and save her...
Get out and get on your horse.Zoe started a "parade".The thirteenth princess and the daughter of the Leng Mansion were married to the same person at the same time, and the entire capital was almost deserted, and the wedding route was completely blocked.Of course, blessings are unavoidable for marriage, but many men and women stare at Zoe on the horse with jealousy.
Zooey smiled awkwardly, looked back at the road.The charm of the thirteen princesses and the daughter of Lengfu is really great enough for both men and women.That's right, such a beautiful beauty has such a high power and status.She, Zoe, really exploded in character, she picked up these two beautiful girls.
The welcoming route is to circle the avenues of the entire capital city. When she received the thirteenth princess at the gate of the palace, Zoe had already traveled half of the capital city on horseback.
He covered his mouth and secretly yawned.Zoe is nestled at home all day, where has she ever ridden a horse?For half a circle, she just sat like that, and a little eunuch pulled the rein slowly in front of her.But even so, it can make her tired enough.
It's really ostentatious.
Zoe murmured dissatisfiedly, and went to answer the sarcasm of the cold family daughter with some lack of interest.
She wanted to go back to sleep, and she didn't want to be under the spotlight, she said under great pressure.
After walking half a circle, I finally arrived at Lengfu. "Ah." Another yawn.He shyly got off the horse to welcome the bride, and got on the horse shyly.The whole action looks very awkward.
"The bridegroom officer is actually very handsome!" said a girl nympho.Immediately there was another bitter face.He was married, and she was a woman of power and beauty.Hey, how could you fall in love with her, the daughter of an ordinary family?The surrounding folk girls also looked helpless.
How could Zooey hear their whispers?It's a good thing she didn't fall asleep on the spot.
There was another yawn, and Zooey's eyes were full of tears. She wished she could flatter her and let her run back to the concubine's mansion.
Huh, finally arrived at the consort's mansion.The eunuch waiting next to him immediately squatted down and motioned for Zooey to step on him to get off the horse.Zooey looked at him and shook her head silently. She really didn't have the good fortune to endure the human ladder, but she really didn't want to sit on the horse anymore, her buttocks and thighs were so painful.Zooey stepped on it as soon as she gritted her teeth.
After a while of activities, the matchmaker came over and said, "Please bring the princess into the mansion, my son-in-law~"
Zooey was ashamed, and kept muttering somewhere in her heart.What's wrong with the princess, does the princess have no legs?If you want me to carry it in, my thin arms and legs are already so tired, and I have to come, it is inhumane!
Although I thought so in my heart, I walked towards the eight-carried red sedan chair, kicked open the sedan door, squatted down, gritted my teeth, stomped my feet, and got up on my back.
Hey, it's actually not heavy, and it's quite fragrant.Smelling this smell, the fatigue was also blown away, and Zooey was much more comfortable.Finally carried the princess back into the room, and before she could catch her breath, and before she had time to drink some water to relax, Zooey was pulled out again.
It was still the chubby matchmaker with heavy make-up, and she said again: "Master-in-law, please carry Miss Leng into the house~"
No, come again!
Zooey's hands and feet are already weak, why does the groom officer have to work so hard!It's better to be a bride, and she is sitting in a sedan chair and being carried on her back, her feet have never touched the ground, why is it so unfair!It's simply femininity.As soon as Zooey finished thinking about it, she suddenly realized that she was not rare, so she added that she valued the bride more than the groom!
No matter how dissatisfied and wailed in my heart, I dare not show it.With a wave of his sleeves, he strode forward as if preparing to die bravely, and then recited sarcasm.
At first, I thought that rumor was light enough, but I didn't expect that the cold words were lighter than her, and I don't know how to eat, don't they even eat?so light.Zoe was completely in her own imagination, she forgot to complain, and she also forgot that she was actually skinny.
Sure enough, he forgot about himself as soon as he married his wife. He is really a good person who cares about his wife!
Similarly, he carried her back to that room again, and after putting her on the bed, she fell to the ground without a trace.Panting heavily, he looked at the two beauties in red clothes and red hijabs, thinking that his future life would not be so bad, so he laughed foolishly.
At this moment, the matchmaker and a few maids came over and saw the silly Zoe, they were all laughing over there, both shoulders were shaking back and forth, but they didn't dare to say anything, they went to pull her up and dragged her to the hall .He also ordered a few maids and maids to invite the bride out to pay homage later.
Zoe just stood there stupidly until the arrival of her father-in-law and mother-in-law.Sure enough, the bride is really more important than the groom. I am the one who is really exhausted. Why can't I rest.Zooey pulled her mouth high while complaining.It's really a child's heart.
"The emperor is here~" only one sound was heard.
"The empress is here~" There was another high-pitched voice.For the first time Zoe was delighted to hear the sound.Damn, it's finally time to start, start early and end early, end early and rest early.This is all Zooey can think of now.
When Zooey was happy, all the people knelt down to pay their respects to the emperor.Zooey was very embarrassed to stand there, so she knelt down.
"Okay, okay, today is a big day, and it's outside the palace, so everyone don't have to be formal, just sit down." Fengdi said with a smile.After a while, he saw Ning Ning, and asked him to sit down.He waved his hand to indicate that the ceremony could begin.
The author has something to say: everyone, I am sorry, because of the delay due to something, today's article was posted so late, I am really sorry
☆, I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.three
The two brides came out with the help of the matchmaker, and Zooey hurried up to lead the two of them, with a bright smile on her face, and successfully stirred up whispers in the hall.
"The son-in-law is really considerate." The official servant stroked his beard and sighed.
"Yes, yes, the three of them are very affectionate." The people on the side echoed repeatedly.
Zooey glanced at them innocently.When she saw the bride walking too slowly just now, she got anxious and went up to hold her. Did she break the etiquette?
Fengdi looked at Zoe who was leading the bride, and nodded in satisfaction.Yesterday, she was still reluctant, but now she is so gentle to the bride at the wedding, she is really a child who understands the general situation.
Seeing Fengdi smiling at her all the time, Zooey hurriedly put on a smiling face that was more gorgeous than a sunflower.Is there something good to reward her?
"Bow to heaven and earth~" the father-in-law's sharp voice spread throughout the hall.
Zooey quickly put away her smile, and bent down according to the matchmaker's instructions.
"Second obeisance to the high hall~"
high hall.Turning around, he bent down facing the four father-in-law and mother-in-law adults in front of him.
"Husband and wife bow to each other~" Turn left and bow deeply to the two daughters-in-law.Daughter-in-law, don't be too cruel in the future, cheat me every day.I have no money, no energy, and no energy to play. I am the legendary three-year-old. Let's go to church and get married. Let's live our lives separately, right?
"Send it to the bridal chamber~"
The two brides entered the new house with the support of the matchmaker.
Zooey flicked her sleeves, thinking that her meritorious deeds had finally been fulfilled, she hurriedly followed, but someone pulled her back by the collar.
"You don't have to be so impatient when you're accompanied by a concubine." The prime minister laughed and patted Zoe on the shoulder.
"I..." Zooey felt helpless bearing his heavy blow.
"Come on, Zoe, have a few drinks with me." Feng Di swaggered over, picked up the wine glass on the table and stuffed it into Zoe's hand.
"Ah, I don't know how to drink..." Zooey shook her head violently in horror, she had never touched such a thing before.
"Since you don't know how to drink, let's get rid of it." The queen in a luxurious dress came over and stood between Zoe and Fengdi, blocking Zoe's wine glass. With Mitutoyo warning.
Even drinking in front of her, do you still want to sleep tonight?
It's just that the people present, except Fengdi, didn't notice, they only knew that the Queen loved Zoe.
"My concubine, how can I avoid this wine on the day of great joy?" Emperor Feng smiled lightly, ignoring the queen's angry glaring.Let's talk about it first, the queen, there are naturally opportunities when I go back to the palace.
The queen refused: "How can I have a bridal chamber when I'm drunk later?"
The bridal chamber?
Zooey's little heart trembled. To bad, she had forgotten about it, so she might as well be drunk, or she could pretend to be drunk.
Pulling the queen's sleeve, she looked excited: "Queen, just let me drink, I won't get drunk."
The queen looked at Zooey suspiciously, why is this child so excited all of a sudden?Suddenly thought of something, pretended to be angry and said: "You are still called the queen?"
Zooey's excitement froze on her face. Seeing the queen's dissatisfied expression, she thought for a while, and said awkwardly, "Mother...mother queen..."
Goosebumps, goosebumps, she was so numb that she fell to the ground.
However, she really didn't teach anyone's mother.The modern one didn't visit her when she was not sensible, but suddenly appeared after she was sensible, and the first sentence was: You were born by me.I naturally began to reject the other party in my heart, how could I call her mother?
Only then did the queen withdraw her dissatisfaction. Why does this guy's mother scream so pleasantly?Very good, she has another lovely son.Oh heh heh...
"Queen, since he has said so, you can relax. He won't get drunk so easily." Ning Ning also walked over with a glass of wine.
Fengdi didn't say anything, he was playing with the wine glass with his right hand, his face was full of triumphant smiles.
Seeing this, the queen couldn't say anything more, and told Zooey softly not to drink too much.After glaring at Emperor Feng, he went to the side to eat.
It was decided not to give him a bed at night.The Queen thought badly.The corner of the mouth still has that elegant curvature.
"Zoe, don't you plan to toast me with a glass of wine?" Feng Di raised his eyebrows, playing with the white jade cup, waiting for Zoe to toast.
"Emperor...Father, my son...I respect you."
When Fengdi heard that Zoe was going to call him emperor, he glared angrily at him, and looked away when the other party obediently changed his words.Hmph, the queen has been changed to mother queen, but he still can't change his name to father emperor.well he
What do you mean can you marry two?You can marry nine at once.Who doesn't bother?As long as they can afford it, who doesn't have three wives and four concubines?How did this idiot ask such a question? It's really superb.
"Of course you can." Condensation said.
When Zooey heard it, the cold sweat broke out even faster.Do you want to be so blind?It's fine to have a princess, but now I throw her a rich lady, how can she have so much money to support these more expensive women!
"Well, are you willing to marry me? I have a daughter-in-law." Although he didn't want to, he only asked formally.
Zooey looked at Miss Leng's family expectantly, expecting her rejection.
It's just that the cold words seem to be well misunderstood.Seeing that he was looking forward to it so much, he suddenly didn't know how to refuse, and since he had already agreed to the thirteenth princess as his wife and concubine, it is impossible to go back on his word now, right?
The figured-out sneer smiled at Zooey: "Okay."
Suddenly, Zoe's world experienced violent wind and heavy rain, strong wind and heavy rain, experiencing a super storm.She also seems to have seen a huge tornado that took all of her possessions away.The pink renminbi is flying in the sky, and Grandpa Mao is saying goodbye to her, no, it should be a bank note now.The white silver bill flew so high that it was wiped clean by the tornado in an instant.
Seeing that the matter was almost done, the emperor left a sentence: It is better to hit the sun than to choose a date. You will serve the son-in-law well and get married tomorrow.Then he went back to the palace to deal with the accumulated affairs.
Feng Yan hurriedly walked over to Zoe, pulled out the short golden arrow, turned around and left.Behind her was the mighty group of guards.That high-spirited appearance made Zooey wipe off her sweat and mourn for her future life.
Ning Ning came over and patted Zooey on the shoulder "kindly", wanting to say something, but was suddenly interrupted pitifully by Zooey. "Well, I want to say, I don't have money to hold a wedding..."
She only has 3000 taels of silver notes in her whole body, and she doesn't want to go to the pawn shop for money every three days.She needs to save some of this money, not to mention that she will have to support three people in the future!
"I thought it was something." Condensed laughed. "Don't worry, with the emperor and I here, are you afraid that you won't have the money for the wedding? Naturally, the emperor and I will hold the wedding ceremony unprecedentedly grand. As for the dowry. Ah Quan, you go to his residence with the young master, and then Then send the prepared dowry.”
After Ning Ning finished speaking, she also left with her precious daughter.The remaining two court ladies and Ah Quan yelled at Zoe, one son-in-law and one son-in-law, making Zoe very upset.
☆、The culprit is you
In the end, Zooey brought the three packages back to the inn, and paid for the two maids.
Zoe, who was sitting in the room, was wondering about her adventure. Suddenly, a golden light came in from the window. Zoe turned her head to look out the window, subconsciously thinking that the street lights were on, and immediately realized that she was in ancient times, and she was going to look out the window. Seeing what happened, the moment I got up, I saw a person sitting not far away with a fox-like smile on his face.
"You... you, how did you come in?" After being shocked, he found that the other party was wearing modern clothes, and immediately rushed over happily, his peach eyes were filled with tears of excitement, "You also came here."
Si Bai's face was covered with black lines, he tore off Zoe who was hanging on his body, and thought for a while, "Forget it, right..."
Zoe gave Si Bai a very sympathetic look, and sighed, "We are also fallen people!"
Si Bai was extremely puzzled. Others were happy when they traveled through time travel, and some even begged their grandpa to sue their grandma if they were still dead, why would she be so sad and indignant for such a good thing?
"Cough cough." Si Bai cleared his throat, and started to get to the point: "Hello, freelance writer Zoe, I am Si Bai, the person in charge of your "time travel". You are responsible for your safety. Of course, in order to prevent you from using this privilege to cause trouble and cause inconvenience to this space, Lord Boss told me that I only have ten chances to save you, and if you exceed ten times without violating the law , is not responsible for..."
"Wait, wait, what are you talking nonsense about?" Zoe scratched her ears in disbelief, extremely doubting the authenticity of what the other party said.
After hearing that he was the one who made the mysterious phone call that night, Zooey was completely angry, grabbed a round wooden stool and killed him.
Dare to let her go to this broken place where chickens don't lay eggs, birds don't shit, and computers can't connect to the Internet. It was planned by this little boy! Save her ten times! She wants to see if she can kill this little boy! Will someone come to the rescue.
"Please don't doubt me, Zoe, I was indeed the one who sent you to this time and space. Si Bai has a straight face. No matter what kind of freelance writer she is, even a freelance killer can't stop her from getting promoted and getting rich.
"You...what do you want to do?" Feeling the murderous intent emanating from the naked body, Si Bai quickly jumped away from Zoe's side and hid in the screen in the room.
"What do you want?" Zoe raised the corners of her mouth grimly: "Let me go back!"
"No!" Si Bai resolutely refused, and after receiving Zoe's murderous gaze, he swallowed with difficulty, his eyeballs rolled around a few times, and then he was aggrieved again: "This teleporter can only send People and things are transmitted from the modern to the ancient, but the ancient cannot be transmitted to the modern."
"I'm not ancient."
"But it's already done now." Si Bai walked out from the screen, and poured himself a cup of tea calmly. Just now, I was really scared by that little girl, forgetting that she couldn't hurt the person in charge, so I told him Like the game, all physical attacks are ineffective against her big boss. Well, although the pain is still there.
But for her safety, she doesn't need to tell Zoe about it.
Knowing that her attacks would be ineffective against him, Zooey threw away the small round stool in her hand resentfully, and sighed while lying on the table.
"A young girl sighed how could she travel through time, and brought a house with her. On the first day she came, she picked up two beauties who were as beautiful as flowers and jade, one was the emperor's favorite thirteenth princess, and the other was a rich woman. Miss Qianjin from the Lengfu in the enemy country. Oh, and because your villa originally had solar panels and automatic rainwater filters in order to prevent water and power cuts. Except for the Internet, other household appliances can continue to be used .All good things have been hit by you, and you are still sighing.
These are not the life she wants, she just wants to stay at home, surf the Internet, chat, write novels, play games, watch anime, and do things that modern people do. Instead of facing a modern room and going out It is the ancient world. And there are those two beauties. How can she afford to support, afford, and enjoy? She is a woman! Although her skinny body makes her breasts so small that she can't be smaller, but after all She is an out-and-out woman! Do you want her to play PT in ancient times? God! Do you want to give me such a sturdy life!
Seeing Zoe's little face with constantly changing expressions, Si Bai smiled lightly and shook his head. He really is a child who can't let go.
The author has something to say: keep the promise more
☆, I'm just a novice, do I need to read the novice guide?
"Don't worry, even if you are a woman, I don't think they will regret it."
"Hey" Zoe raised her head in surprise: "Why?"
"Because the thinking of people in this time and space is different from ours. Men and women can be men and women, and women can also be women. Please don't let your novel-writing head make a series of guesses naturally. There is only one reason for each world The laws of nature and the laws of survival are different. You live in the world of the earth, naturally you are dominated by the life style and way of thinking of the earth, and you regard the ways of other worlds as monsters and alternative ways of living. Looking at us from the perspective of others, we are also different. So in order to prevent you from being regarded as a freak, you still have to study this beginner's guide thoroughly."
After talking a bit too much, Si Bai poured himself another cup of tea, and while tasting the tea, he took a look at Zoe in front of him. Well, it's good, at least his expression is much calmer now.
"This is one of the reasons why I came to you this time. There is another thing. When I sent you here, I promised to give you martial arts. As for martial arts, I have already given them to you, but because they are only internal forces, they can If you can't master it, it depends on your talent." Si Bai stretched his waist, squinted at Zoe, who seemed to be indifferent, and began to smile: "Sister Zoe, you look so cute, let me tell you some good news alright."
Good news all the impossible suddenly become possible, now what news is good
The stars stared straight at Si Bai, his face full of anticipation: "Are you going to send the signal?"
Si Bai blushed: "How could this thing be teleported!"
Seeing Zoe hang her head down in frustration, Si Bai showed great kindness and announced the good news: "But after special research by our company, your mobile phone can make calls!"
He lifted his head up a little, so at least he could contact Er Ya
A certain white offered a treasure and told Zoe that she could still contact her person in charge even if there was no signal. Then, a certain white who offered a treasure got the sound of Zoe's desperate wailing.
Even in this world, men and women are allowed, but what about children?What's more, I'm not marrying an ordinary woman, that's a princess, that's an incomparably rich daughter, is it okay if I don't have children?Uh... No, how did the princess daughter get reduced to throwing hydrangea balls and shooting arrows to get married? That's a big marriage drama, why is it so child's play. Zooey was puzzled over there.
How could this be, really, my God.
Ah, it turns out...
Because people in this time and space do not have much distinction between men and women, the methods used to reproduce offspring cannot follow the methods used by people on earth. In every country, there are monarchs, subjects, people, and slaves. There are four grades. And each local official has a sheet of three pills. This is a long, long time ago, no matter how many times the dynasty has undergone changes and reforms, the production method will be handed down completely. The local official Na received different pills, and took them with wine on the night of weddings and candles in the bridal chamber. Then the index fingers of both parties were pierced with a needle, and the index fingers touched. Under the action of the drugs, the blood would dissolve, and the probability of pregnancy was 60%.
In order not to make the gap between the rich and the poor too large, every nobleman and wealthy businessman must have a woman who can be recruited by a hydrangea ball, or a son who can shoot a carousel with the names of the children of each family to choose relatives, but if it is an only child, May be exempted from...
☆, I get on the horse in the morning, and I will get married immediately
When Zooey woke up from her sleep, her mind was still lingering on the content of the so-called novice guide she read last night.
Sitting on the bed for a few minutes, her sight regained its focus, she stretched her waist, and habitually got out of bed to turn on the computer, but her fingers touched the cold copper mirror. Only then did Zooey realize that she had passed through yesterday miserably. She wanted to rush Take a bath to refresh yourself, or you can make a cup of coffee, but these things are in the villa at the city gate, which is far away from her. The two maids are still guarding the gate, and she doesn't want to put strangers Bring it into your own field. Now Zoe is confused and doesn't know what to do...
As if thinking of something suddenly, Zooey quickly took out her mobile phone from her universal backpack and dialed to the evil person in charge.
"Hello..." A sleepy voice entered Zooey's ears after waiting for more than ten seconds.
You slept well at home, you played games all night last night. Zooey thought angrily, but her tone was extremely innocent: "Si Bai, don't you think my small bungalow is too ostentatious in such an antique town? It is outside the city gate, but according to the emperor's many eyeliners, it is estimated that it will reach his ears in a while, and I don't know how to explain it by then."
"so what……"
"So can you build me another ancient house outside the small bungalow? My small bungalow is one of the big rooms. Anyway, this small bungalow is not very big. You don't need to build a big house, as long as you look at it from the outside. It’s not awkward, as long as it looks comfortable inside.”
"Oh..." Mou Bai, who was sleepy in a daze, cut off the phone directly.
Zoe looked at the phone and blinked. Is her request a bit exaggerated? I doubt that guy can handle it... But the phone call across time and space is quite clear, and it doesn't cost money! This company Bai's boss is really talented.
Not long after, the court lady knocked on the door and brought in the toiletries. Zooey was amazed by her professionalism. Then, in a daze, she asked people to measure her measurements and height, and she didn't know it was for her until she was having breakfast. She went to catch up with Xifu.
Zooey was so shocked that she spit out all the porridge in her mouth. She was messed up by the house, and she really forgot that she was going to marry two incredible beauties today.
After finishing the sumptuous breakfast tremblingly, one maid cleaned up the mess and went downstairs, while the other performed a standard court ceremony and said softly: "Master, please move to the palace to marry the princess. and Miss Leng."
Zooey nodded, wanting to cry but without tears, holding the universal backpack and followed the gentle and beautiful court lady into the soft sedan that had been waiting for a long time, and went to the luxurious consort's mansion.
Zoe, who was sitting in the sedan chair for the first time, her mournful expression was replaced by surprise as soon as she got on the sedan chair. Wow, it turns out that this is the legendary sedan chair. She groped the sedan chair restlessly on the left and kicked on the right. Well, It’s more comfortable than a taxi, it’s quite fragrant, and it seems to be quite breathable. It’s wobbly, oops, capitalists are different
Ah, I enjoyed it very much, I was very magnificent...
Should she let the evil person in charge move her bungalow here
This was what Zoe thought when she saw the three big golden characters at the door.
In the gap between changing clothes with the beautiful lady in the palace, Zooey fully put into action, constantly searching for where to put her small bungalow. After choosing for a long time, she finally saw a deserted house. The garden is overgrown with weeds, and it seems that no one has taken care of it for a long time.
How big is this consort's mansion? And when I chatted with the beautiful maid when I came here, I learned that this consort's mansion was only built when the princess was an adult. Why just throw a garden and let it fall into disrepair? It's a waste. It seems necessary Let this garden return to normal. Well, it's decided, and her small bungalow will return there.
The author has something to say: I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.
☆, babbling, can't wear clothes, shy
"My son-in-law, the wedding dress will be delivered in the afternoon, now let the servant take care of you to take a bath and change clothes." The beautiful lady-in-waiting sister said and stretched out her slender hand to Zoe.
"You...what are you doing?" Zoe folded her hands on her chest and stepped back in horror.
"I'm waiting for you to take a bath." The elder sister of the maid said puzzledly, and then walked towards Zoe.
"No... no need, I, I'll do it myself." Zooey waved her hand quickly, a gust of heat hit her face, her little face was as red as if tomato juice had been splashed on it.
God, she's getting out soon! If she doesn't get out, she'll be starved of oxygen.
Zooey kept wailing in her heart, and kept winking at the elder sister of the court lady to let her go out quickly.
Seeing Zoe's shyness, the lady-in-law's elder sister covered her mouth with a smile, saluted and went out. This son-in-law-to-be is really cute, even helping him to take a bath can make him blush like this.
Seeing the palace maid left, Zooey slumped down on the imperial concubine's couch beside her, staring at the bathtub in front of her with a mournful face.
Didn’t the ancients say that men and women can’t tell each other? Then why are the maids taking care of everything? Pretending to be innocent... Her innocent baby can’t afford to be hurt...
I've been thinking about taking a bath for a long time, so I quickly jumped into the bath without clothes. It's so comfortable, it feels like soaking in a hot spring, and even sprinkled with flower petals. The service is really thoughtful, and it's probably not so thoughtful in a five-star hotel , and the ancient hot spring water is very rare, right?
Looking around, I am used to listening to music while taking a shower at home. This empty environment is really strange. There is no equipment here, so I have to do it by myself. Thinking of this, Zooey began to think about the song, but it suddenly made her think , she couldn't think of anything. But it's always right to sing a bath song in the bath, so she immediately sang: "Rub up, wash down, rub left..."
The maid guarding the door couldn't help but feel ashamed when she heard the intermittent singing, and...it's really a special song.
After taking a comfortable bath, she picked up the clean ancient clothes prepared by the lady-in-law's sister naked, and Zooey was sad again.
This... how do you wear this thing?
Biting the bullet and thinking about how to wear those messy clothes, Zooey's face turned red again. Why didn't the "Beginner's Guide" teach the details of how to wear clothes?
Si Bai is definitely an extremely irresponsible guy, absolutely. Sister maid, I regret it, come in and teach me how to dress, anyway, everyone is a woman, anyway, it’s okay to cover important parts and be seen.
But now she has the nerve to tell the other party that she will definitely be seen as a monster.
In desperation, he had no choice but to wrap up casually, and then tied a belt, and dared to go out on the premise of ensuring that he didn't look so weird.
The court lady looked at Zoe's way of dressing, and was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't say anything, so she straightened his clothes. Some nobles, young ladies from wealthy families were served by young ladies, and there were some people who didn't know how to dress up. .So it didn't matter to her, but Zoe didn't think so, and she blushed again in embarrassment.
"My son-in-law, the betrothal gift from the Leng family has been delivered, and now the butler of the Leng family is in the front hall, please go and check it."
Zooey nodded in a daze, followed the lady-in-waiting around, and saw those from the Leng family busily stacking presents in the front hall from afar.
Wow, what a big handwriting.
Zoe stared at those high-end boxes with glowing eyes. They should be worth a lot of money, right? The Leng family is so generous, so will the emperor reward her with many priceless treasures?
"Uncle." Seeing Zoe rushing over, the housekeeper opened the list and read one by one: "The following is part of the dowry prepared by the master for the young lady. The total is..."
Listening to the butler chattering over there, Zooey was in a daze. A part... so many treasures are just part of the dowry! God, how embarrassing is this for her!
"My son-in-law, it's time to give a dowry to the Leng family." Seeing Zoe standing there with his mouth open, the maid tugged at his sleeve and reminded in a low voice.
next dowry
Zoe blinked a little bewilderedly.
The other party is so generous, what kind of dowry can she give to make it not so ugly?
☆, I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.two
What should I give, I have nothing to give.Why don't you write an IOU first, and make up for it later, right?Yes, it's not that I don't give it, I just give it later, it should work.Zoe thought comfortingly.
"Well, sister of the maid, can you lend me a pen and return it to you after finishing writing." Zooey asked weakly.
"It should be good for the son-in-law to be called a servant girl." The maid should reply in fear.
"Huh? Should?" Zooey was a little strange.
"Before the emperor saved the life of my slave's father, my father sent me to the palace to repay his kindness. My father said that when we are near the palace, we should do our best to serve the master, let the master trust him, and make contributions to the master. Therefore, for I'll change my name to Ying." Ying Ying said obediently, turned around and walked into the inner hall to get a pen, ink, paper and inkstone and handed them to Zoe.
Zoe took the ink-stained brush, and instead of using the paper she should have prepared, she took out a piece of paper and an envelope from the universal backpack, and began to write seriously.The content is as follows:
IOU
Today's son-in-law, Zoe, has no money to prepare for the dowry, so SO writes an IOU.Everything is written by the father-in-law, no matter what the son-in-law will do his best. (effective immediately)
— Zoe
Sure enough, the brush is not good for writing, which is really inconvenient.If she had known that she would time travel, she should have learned how to write a brush. If she had known time travel, she should have prepared a pen in her universal backpack, and took out her personal seal from the bag to stamp it on.Zooey frowned, putting the IOU in an envelope and sealing it while thinking.
Solemnly handed the envelope to the steward of the Leng Mansion: "This is my betrothal gift!"
The butler looked at the envelope suspiciously. The dowry is just a piece of paper?Although he felt strange in his heart, he couldn't say anything, took the envelope, saluted, and left with the large group of servants.
Zooey breathed heavily, pressure, pressure, her dear father-in-law, please don't give her any goals that are too precious and rare, she has no money, really no money.
In the afternoon, Zooey lay down on the bed early to catch up on sleep.I just dreamed that she was back in modern times, and met the evil person in charge. It was fun to beat him up, but someone pulled her up from the bed forcefully.
He stared blankly at the culprit who pulled her up.I don't know...then continue to sleep.So she closed her eyes and fell back again.
Seeing this, the nanny who came from the palace pulled her up again: "My son-in-law, you can't sleep anymore, the auspicious time is coming soon, it's not good to miss the auspicious time."
Hearing this almost gnashing of teeth, Zooey shivered, and she became more awake.In front of her was a woman in her 40s, dressed in court attire, her eyes were wide open, and she seemed to be glaring at Zoe angrily.
Strange, aren't the people in the palace all polite to her prospective son-in-law?Why does this person have a completely different attitude?
"Come here, change the clothes of the son-in-law."
After Mammy gave an order, the small army of court ladies standing in the room walked towards Zooey one by one with their costumes in their hands.
Cold sweat suddenly started to break out on Zooey's back.I have a bad feeling that I'm going to be served again?Whether or not the ancient people were so grandpa, they didn't do anything by themselves.But she doesn't know how to do those things...
Zooey was like a frightened little white rabbit, crawling to the other side of the bed, behind was a big bad wolf that just wanted to eat her up...
Who can come and save her...
Get out and get on your horse.Zoe started a "parade".The thirteenth princess and the daughter of the Leng Mansion were married to the same person at the same time, and the entire capital was almost deserted, and the wedding route was completely blocked.Of course, blessings are unavoidable for marriage, but many men and women stare at Zoe on the horse with jealousy.
Zooey smiled awkwardly, looked back at the road.The charm of the thirteen princesses and the daughter of Lengfu is really great enough for both men and women.That's right, such a beautiful beauty has such a high power and status.She, Zoe, really exploded in character, she picked up these two beautiful girls.
The welcoming route is to circle the avenues of the entire capital city. When she received the thirteenth princess at the gate of the palace, Zoe had already traveled half of the capital city on horseback.
He covered his mouth and secretly yawned.Zoe is nestled at home all day, where has she ever ridden a horse?For half a circle, she just sat like that, and a little eunuch pulled the rein slowly in front of her.But even so, it can make her tired enough.
It's really ostentatious.
Zoe murmured dissatisfiedly, and went to answer the sarcasm of the cold family daughter with some lack of interest.
She wanted to go back to sleep, and she didn't want to be under the spotlight, she said under great pressure.
After walking half a circle, I finally arrived at Lengfu. "Ah." Another yawn.He shyly got off the horse to welcome the bride, and got on the horse shyly.The whole action looks very awkward.
"The bridegroom officer is actually very handsome!" said a girl nympho.Immediately there was another bitter face.He was married, and she was a woman of power and beauty.Hey, how could you fall in love with her, the daughter of an ordinary family?The surrounding folk girls also looked helpless.
How could Zooey hear their whispers?It's a good thing she didn't fall asleep on the spot.
There was another yawn, and Zooey's eyes were full of tears. She wished she could flatter her and let her run back to the concubine's mansion.
Huh, finally arrived at the consort's mansion.The eunuch waiting next to him immediately squatted down and motioned for Zooey to step on him to get off the horse.Zooey looked at him and shook her head silently. She really didn't have the good fortune to endure the human ladder, but she really didn't want to sit on the horse anymore, her buttocks and thighs were so painful.Zooey stepped on it as soon as she gritted her teeth.
After a while of activities, the matchmaker came over and said, "Please bring the princess into the mansion, my son-in-law~"
Zooey was ashamed, and kept muttering somewhere in her heart.What's wrong with the princess, does the princess have no legs?If you want me to carry it in, my thin arms and legs are already so tired, and I have to come, it is inhumane!
Although I thought so in my heart, I walked towards the eight-carried red sedan chair, kicked open the sedan door, squatted down, gritted my teeth, stomped my feet, and got up on my back.
Hey, it's actually not heavy, and it's quite fragrant.Smelling this smell, the fatigue was also blown away, and Zooey was much more comfortable.Finally carried the princess back into the room, and before she could catch her breath, and before she had time to drink some water to relax, Zooey was pulled out again.
It was still the chubby matchmaker with heavy make-up, and she said again: "Master-in-law, please carry Miss Leng into the house~"
No, come again!
Zooey's hands and feet are already weak, why does the groom officer have to work so hard!It's better to be a bride, and she is sitting in a sedan chair and being carried on her back, her feet have never touched the ground, why is it so unfair!It's simply femininity.As soon as Zooey finished thinking about it, she suddenly realized that she was not rare, so she added that she valued the bride more than the groom!
No matter how dissatisfied and wailed in my heart, I dare not show it.With a wave of his sleeves, he strode forward as if preparing to die bravely, and then recited sarcasm.
At first, I thought that rumor was light enough, but I didn't expect that the cold words were lighter than her, and I don't know how to eat, don't they even eat?so light.Zoe was completely in her own imagination, she forgot to complain, and she also forgot that she was actually skinny.
Sure enough, he forgot about himself as soon as he married his wife. He is really a good person who cares about his wife!
Similarly, he carried her back to that room again, and after putting her on the bed, she fell to the ground without a trace.Panting heavily, he looked at the two beauties in red clothes and red hijabs, thinking that his future life would not be so bad, so he laughed foolishly.
At this moment, the matchmaker and a few maids came over and saw the silly Zoe, they were all laughing over there, both shoulders were shaking back and forth, but they didn't dare to say anything, they went to pull her up and dragged her to the hall .He also ordered a few maids and maids to invite the bride out to pay homage later.
Zoe just stood there stupidly until the arrival of her father-in-law and mother-in-law.Sure enough, the bride is really more important than the groom. I am the one who is really exhausted. Why can't I rest.Zooey pulled her mouth high while complaining.It's really a child's heart.
"The emperor is here~" only one sound was heard.
"The empress is here~" There was another high-pitched voice.For the first time Zoe was delighted to hear the sound.Damn, it's finally time to start, start early and end early, end early and rest early.This is all Zooey can think of now.
When Zooey was happy, all the people knelt down to pay their respects to the emperor.Zooey was very embarrassed to stand there, so she knelt down.
"Okay, okay, today is a big day, and it's outside the palace, so everyone don't have to be formal, just sit down." Fengdi said with a smile.After a while, he saw Ning Ning, and asked him to sit down.He waved his hand to indicate that the ceremony could begin.
The author has something to say: everyone, I am sorry, because of the delay due to something, today's article was posted so late, I am really sorry
☆, I get on the horse early in the morning, and immediately I get married.three
The two brides came out with the help of the matchmaker, and Zooey hurried up to lead the two of them, with a bright smile on her face, and successfully stirred up whispers in the hall.
"The son-in-law is really considerate." The official servant stroked his beard and sighed.
"Yes, yes, the three of them are very affectionate." The people on the side echoed repeatedly.
Zooey glanced at them innocently.When she saw the bride walking too slowly just now, she got anxious and went up to hold her. Did she break the etiquette?
Fengdi looked at Zoe who was leading the bride, and nodded in satisfaction.Yesterday, she was still reluctant, but now she is so gentle to the bride at the wedding, she is really a child who understands the general situation.
Seeing Fengdi smiling at her all the time, Zooey hurriedly put on a smiling face that was more gorgeous than a sunflower.Is there something good to reward her?
"Bow to heaven and earth~" the father-in-law's sharp voice spread throughout the hall.
Zooey quickly put away her smile, and bent down according to the matchmaker's instructions.
"Second obeisance to the high hall~"
high hall.Turning around, he bent down facing the four father-in-law and mother-in-law adults in front of him.
"Husband and wife bow to each other~" Turn left and bow deeply to the two daughters-in-law.Daughter-in-law, don't be too cruel in the future, cheat me every day.I have no money, no energy, and no energy to play. I am the legendary three-year-old. Let's go to church and get married. Let's live our lives separately, right?
"Send it to the bridal chamber~"
The two brides entered the new house with the support of the matchmaker.
Zooey flicked her sleeves, thinking that her meritorious deeds had finally been fulfilled, she hurriedly followed, but someone pulled her back by the collar.
"You don't have to be so impatient when you're accompanied by a concubine." The prime minister laughed and patted Zoe on the shoulder.
"I..." Zooey felt helpless bearing his heavy blow.
"Come on, Zoe, have a few drinks with me." Feng Di swaggered over, picked up the wine glass on the table and stuffed it into Zoe's hand.
"Ah, I don't know how to drink..." Zooey shook her head violently in horror, she had never touched such a thing before.
"Since you don't know how to drink, let's get rid of it." The queen in a luxurious dress came over and stood between Zoe and Fengdi, blocking Zoe's wine glass. With Mitutoyo warning.
Even drinking in front of her, do you still want to sleep tonight?
It's just that the people present, except Fengdi, didn't notice, they only knew that the Queen loved Zoe.
"My concubine, how can I avoid this wine on the day of great joy?" Emperor Feng smiled lightly, ignoring the queen's angry glaring.Let's talk about it first, the queen, there are naturally opportunities when I go back to the palace.
The queen refused: "How can I have a bridal chamber when I'm drunk later?"
The bridal chamber?
Zooey's little heart trembled. To bad, she had forgotten about it, so she might as well be drunk, or she could pretend to be drunk.
Pulling the queen's sleeve, she looked excited: "Queen, just let me drink, I won't get drunk."
The queen looked at Zooey suspiciously, why is this child so excited all of a sudden?Suddenly thought of something, pretended to be angry and said: "You are still called the queen?"
Zooey's excitement froze on her face. Seeing the queen's dissatisfied expression, she thought for a while, and said awkwardly, "Mother...mother queen..."
Goosebumps, goosebumps, she was so numb that she fell to the ground.
However, she really didn't teach anyone's mother.The modern one didn't visit her when she was not sensible, but suddenly appeared after she was sensible, and the first sentence was: You were born by me.I naturally began to reject the other party in my heart, how could I call her mother?
Only then did the queen withdraw her dissatisfaction. Why does this guy's mother scream so pleasantly?Very good, she has another lovely son.Oh heh heh...
"Queen, since he has said so, you can relax. He won't get drunk so easily." Ning Ning also walked over with a glass of wine.
Fengdi didn't say anything, he was playing with the wine glass with his right hand, his face was full of triumphant smiles.
Seeing this, the queen couldn't say anything more, and told Zooey softly not to drink too much.After glaring at Emperor Feng, he went to the side to eat.
It was decided not to give him a bed at night.The Queen thought badly.The corner of the mouth still has that elegant curvature.
"Zoe, don't you plan to toast me with a glass of wine?" Feng Di raised his eyebrows, playing with the white jade cup, waiting for Zoe to toast.
"Emperor...Father, my son...I respect you."
When Fengdi heard that Zoe was going to call him emperor, he glared angrily at him, and looked away when the other party obediently changed his words.Hmph, the queen has been changed to mother queen, but he still can't change his name to father emperor.well he
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