My destined love

There is one week left before the exam, and the student unions on both sides basically have no activities, even regular meetings are seldom held. I started the crazy study mode, running around the classroom, cafeteria and dormitory between three o'clock all day, throwing all entertainment activities aside. Consciously going to the last evening self-study is like returning to the life of the third year of high school.

Everyone understands the pain of liberal arts students. I drew a timeline and planned to fill in foreign masterpieces from various periods on it, so as to facilitate the distinction and memory.Just halfway through the filling, Ou Nan slapped a piece of paper in front of me, grinned smartly, and said, "You don't need to thank me, please call me Lei Feng."

I turned over the piece of paper puzzled, God! "Is this a magical horse? Is it the end of the semester?"

"Right!" Ou Nan sat on the stool and raised his legs, and there seemed to be a Buddha's light rising from behind him.

"Where did you get it?!" Bai Bin was also shocked.

"Photocopying shop." Ou Nan looked triumphant, "When I went to print my ID card, there were two second-shift workers who made a miniature copy of this, so I asked them to come over and print a few copies."

"Could it be fake?" I looked it over quickly, and there were only three answers, and they seemed incomplete.

"Whether it's fake or not, something is better than nothing, and when the time comes, bring it in and copy it."

"I don't dare." I sighed, "The past two years seem to be very strict."

"These days, the bold and the timid are starved to death! How can you enjoy yourself in the future?" Ou Nan gave me a look of contempt.

"Whatever you want." Just because I didn't take it in and copy it doesn't mean I won't memorize these answers in advance.

"I didn't ask you to just take it and copy it. Didn't you read the tutorials on the Internet? One bottle of drink and one roll of wide transparent glue can completely fix it, and you won't be discovered." Ou Nan added.

Bai Bin looked suddenly enlightened: "Oh, you mean that washed paste to confuse the public?"

"What the hell?" I didn't understand what they were saying.

"First stick the answer sheet on the wide transparent glue and scrape it off, then carefully wash off the paper, leaving the words, and then stick the transparent glue on the beverage bottle. From a distance, it seems that the cheat sheet and the packaging are integrated and it is difficult to be recognized. Found." To my surprise, it was Zhu Shiyu who answered me.

"Sounds awesome." I murmured, pretending to be surprised and asked him, "But you, a top student, can also use this trick?"

Zhu Shiyu coughed in embarrassment: "I'm not a top student, and knowing the method doesn't mean I can use it. If everyone brings bottles of drinks and puts them on the table in an examination room, the invigilator will definitely be suspicious."

"That's true." I remembered the scene I saw during the self-study last night, "I saw two girls writing on the table yesterday, and I thought they were purely destroying public property, but now that I think about it, they should be making cheat sheets. "

"This reminds me of a joke. Someone saw a line of writing on the table: Do you have a sense of public morality when you scribble on the table? He just wanted to praise the person who wrote this line of writing, but he was shocked by the second half of the sentence." : The table is for writing cheat sheets, don’t let it go to waste! How about it, it’s funny hahaha!” We watched Bai Bin finish this joke that wasn’t funny at all, but were amused by his laughing.

"I think when I was about to take the college entrance examination in my third year of high school, the head teacher said that it was the peak period of our IQ in our life. We knew astronomy and geography at the top. Now it is really not as good as before. Exam-oriented education is really terrible." Ou Nan sighed.

"It turns out that you were not so good when your IQ was at its peak." Bai Bin never let go of a chance to hit him.

"I didn't think about it before, but now you and I are in the same school, class, and dormitory. Our IQ must be the same." Ou Nan rolled his eyes, which indicated that they were about to quarrel again.

I shook my head helplessly and continued to read my book.

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It happened to be a rainy day on the exam day. By the time I crossed the muddy road from the cafeteria to the classroom, the buns I was carrying were almost completely cold.The exam seats are arranged according to the student number, and they are arranged in a serpentine shape, which means that I have to sit with Ou Nan Bai Bin and those two funny guys even in the exam.My seat was in the last row, and their seats were separated from mine by an aisle. Fortunately, Zhu Shiyu was right in front of me, so maybe he could give me an assist.

I sat with my hands on the steamed stuffed bun for a while, and then the two live treasures from our dormitory appeared at the door of the classroom. "Here." I handed them two bags of breakfast.

Bai Bin took a bite and frowned and said, "It's all cold."

"How come? I used my body temperature to warm them up." I smelled the palm of my hand, and there was a strong smell of steamed stuffed buns.

Ou Nan stuck out his tongue and made a vomiting motion: "You are so fucking disgusting!" Then he continued to eat his food.

The first archaeological and modern Chinese, this is a subject that I am relatively sure to pass the test. In my eyes, it is not difficult to solve other people’s headaches. It is very difficult to use false characters, ancient and modern different meanings, omitted sentences, and inverted sentences. It's easy to understand, I even think classical Chinese is very beautiful, well, the topic is a bit far away.

Before unpacking the test papers, the teacher still lifted up the test paper bags for everyone to check the sealing status as they did during the college entrance examination. I heard Ou Nan sneer, and I knew what he was laughing at. The answers to all the closed-book exam subjects within a day appear in the school photocopying shop, as long as you tell the boss which level and which subject you need, the spot transaction will be made immediately.

After the test papers were handed out, I skimmed through them briefly. Sure enough, several questions were included in the answers. After calculating the total score of these questions, it almost just passed the passing line. It turns out that the teacher also worked hard.

I answered this test very well. After finishing and checking, there were 10 minutes left.Because the school stipulated that the papers should not be handed in more than 10 minutes in advance, I could only sit on my seat and spin my pens boringly.Bored and bored, I squinted at the two funny little moves next door, and I was really about to be amused by them.

Ou Nan stamped the question number on Bai Bin's back with a pen like a Massacre cipher. Bai Bin wrote the answer on paper and threw it on his desk when the teacher wasn't looking.I don't know what's going on with one question. After Bai Bin received the request for help from the back table, he didn't pass the answer over immediately. Seeing that the exam was about to end, Ou Nan got anxious and stuck his pen under the table and poked his butt hard. It just looks like it hurts.I watched this scene and accidentally laughed out loud.

"Student No. 21, I have been watching you for a long time." The teacher's voice came from the podium, "Submit the paper when you are done, don't look around."

Damn, what kind of world is this? The two of them passed the note so happily that no one saw it. I was criticized for doing nothing, or I was criticized in public. I blushed and lowered my head and put the test paper and answer sheet on On the podium, he walked out of the classroom without looking back.