Rotten Queen

When I returned to the room, the panic in my heart was getting bigger and bigger, like the faucet I had just turned on, and my anxiety leaked out.

"Lili, let's see what this king brought you." Jian Xiaoran hadn't heard the voice yet... Could it be the legendary sound transmission from thousands of miles away? ...

Before he had time to calm down, this pervert broke in...

He tidied up his facial expressions in embarrassment, he seemed too excited to notice my embarrassment.He raised the item in his hand and handed it in front of me as if showing off... I couldn't help being dumbfounded... This... This is not... Isn't it unique to us in the 21st century-styling shop? !

"Where did you get it?" Don't care about giving or receiving, or committing a crime? ? ? (Audience: ... ... give or take, kiss ...) Whatever, I grabbed his collar and couldn't hide the anxiety in my voice.

He was obviously frightened by my aura, and he replied in a daze: "I... I saw someone handing out this paper on the street, so I took it and took a look."

I even snatched the crumpled leaflet from him, with an illiterate expression on your face: "This is called a leaflet, not paper!" Ignorant, it's scary~~~~

The pervert moved his face pitifully closer, with a fawning expression on his face: "Hey~~ It seems that you are very interested, this king made you such an interesting thing, shouldn't you reward this king?"

A pervert with dirty thoughts, I kicked him away very rudely...

It really is a dictatorship, embarrassing, thick-skinned, immediately sticking to me like brown sugar, hugging me with a dangerous light in his eyes: "Lili, did I spoil you too much? How dare you kick me?" Kick me away?" As he spoke, he kissed him... contemptuously...

This kiss went until the color of the sky and the earth changed, the sun and the moon dimmed, and the universe turned upside down... (Three thousand words are omitted below...)

Although I lost consciousness after being kissed, I still dutifully remembered to look for my kind, and said weakly, "Take me to this place tomorrow, I... I won't kick you out of bed at night." (Li: Explain …The reason why I couldn’t get out of bed when he ran away earlier was not because of what you think…but because this guy actually gave me laxatives… Woo~~~ Except for the animal lust that day, this person only wants me if I don’t want to. You're so savage~~Ran: ...are you praising me or scolding me?...)

This girl's eyes have changed a lot with the perseverance of a [-]kw electric light, that's called a thief~~ Nodding like garlic...

Hey~~ The charm is great, but it is difficult to handle~~

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Since I saw the flyer yesterday~ my heart, the jumping speed per minute can apply for Guinness World Records~~

"No. 1278! Enter~~"... Just as I was about to go crazy, the dwarf who looked like a turtle finally let out a shrill howl with a little vibrato~~

La Shalang Fei rushed in~~ The venue is very... modern...especially the man with golden hair~~ woooo~~ You can tell at a glance that he is not born, not malnourished, not producing melanin, not accidental colored...

"Which one of you is doing the modeling? Come and sit!" The man spoke to the scissors in his hand without raising his head.

"Boil me a corn silk or a firework roll." I said cautiously and very uncertainly...

The man suddenly raised his head, the shock in his eyes was like a torrent of river water, endless...

The two seem to be not in a large haircutting hall, but in a peach blossom garden with bright spring, peach blossoms in full bloom, bright sun, and gurgling streams... Like a close friend, old tears... Tears all over the face (Yue: under the pressure of Li and Wei Yin~~ I have to change, everyone must understand me~~), there seems to be nothing in the eyes, only the other party's beautiful shadow, ...Standing for a long time, the wind came, the birds called, the peach blossoms became more and more colorful, and the two of them moved.Spread your hands like Jack and Rose on the Titanic—tears run.

Just when I was only 0.00...1 mm away from the man, I was suddenly pulled back by a huge pulling force.

The pervert had a stinky face, staring warily at the tearful blond man.

I didn't eat the tofu from the handsome blonde, so I gave the pervert a dissatisfied look.

The man wiped away his tears and bowed politely: "Hello, my name is Wei Yin. Before I wore it, I studied design and styling in a university abroad. I wore it because the plane crashed back home, and I wore it for men."

"I'm Ren Xiaoshou, Tsinghua University Department of Finance Coordination and Management....Can I not talk about wearing Yin, soul girl wearing~~"...Is it possible to tell you that I'm reading rotten girl literature~~~

He was understanding, and said very gracefully: "It's okay, I finally met someone from my hometown."

Just as I was about to answer the conversation, a pervert's vicious voice sounded from the back of my head: "Lili, when did you call 'Ren Xiaoshou'? Also, this man has blond hair, and he is clearly from the Jinyang tribe, how could he be with you?" Is the prince of the country a native of his hometown? You'd better tell the truth, otherwise he will hum."

It's over~~ I forgot that there is a plague god by my side~~ This time is miserable~~

"You are...my friend's husband, right?"...Hey, hey~~ Don't make random guesses~~

"Husband? What do you mean?"...囧囧What's the matter, if I have a fairy stick, I will make you disappear...(Please sing)

"Hey..." I was robbed of the narration before I even opened my mouth, life is hard~~

"It means husband."

After hearing Yin's words, the satyr who was still shrouded in black mist immediately cleared up, and the sun was shining brightly on his face.Grinning and smirking: "Hey~~"... I don't have a husband like you~~ My husband must have black and bright hair, wear a golden armor, and step on clouds of seven colors... Master Xing, I’m sorry for you again...)

"Hey, don't misunderstand. This is not a place to talk, let's go to the restaurant to talk." Holding the coloring wolf with one hand and Yin with the other, he walked out~~

The eyes of the pervert along the way, I can't wait to chop off the hand that Yin was holding~~

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"Well, but I want to eat the lotus seed soup from the place I just passed by, can you go buy it."...In order to achieve the goal, I will not hesitate to sacrifice my appearance...

"Why do you want me to go, ask Xiaoer to go." Sure enough, this girl is not so easy to deceive...

"...cough cough, brother Jian, come here, I need to listen to you." Yin had an expression that you were waiting to see how I could fool him.

The pervert puts his ear to it suspiciously.

"Brother Jian, did Brother Jin treat you indifferently?"? _?What are you doing so mysteriously?Why are you acting like a seasoned veteran? ? ?

The satyr has a very distressed expression: "Ben... If I give an order, no one will obey me. I just met him so that I don't want to use coercive means to deal with him. I just want him to treat me sincerely."

"Brother Jian, so you have no experience?"

"……kindness."

"You absolutely have to listen to me about this, then I must help Brother Jian embrace the beauty."...What did Yin say so swearingly?I moved my small head towards it, but it was pushed back by Yin's callused big hand...

"Can you help me?"... I stretched my head from the other side again, but was pushed back by the satyr... Woooo~~ Ignore you~~~

"You have to trust my experience."

"Then tell me how to do it quickly. Tell me quickly."

"The first is to listen to their small requests, and don't plan too many things for them. Just like just now, if you are right, this is the first time he has shown you goodwill? You should try to show yourself ,clear?"

Satyr clothes look thoughtful, then epiphany.Standing up and running out, he said: "Li Li, sit with brother Yin obediently, I'll buy lotus seed soup for you."

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