God and his cat

I, Ye Xiao, male, graduated from a junior college, and I am 25 years old this year. After 24 years of my life, I became a white cat on my 25th birthday.

When I raise my hand, oh no, this should be the front paw. I often raise my front paw and look at it for a whole day. Of course, I don’t just look at the front paw. I just use this action to think about things that I couldn’t think of before. The problem, to put it more generally, is to think about life, and to put it more elegantly, it is to think about philosophy.

Why do you raise your front paws when thinking about a problem?Can I say it's because lifting my front paws makes me think better?

Some people say that cats are the only creatures in the animal world whose entire race is neurotic. There is actually nothing to say about this. When I have to raise my front paws to enter thinking, I also want to curse, neuropathy.

Do you know that you are obviously a person, but you turn into a meow, and you can imagine yourself thinking with your front paws up?I don't dare to think anymore, I become a cat that has to raise its front paws to think, especially when I have to think a lot, I really don't want to talk, I will cry if I talk too much.

For the past 24 years, my parents divorced when I was very young, and I spent most of my time alone, I can't say I hate them, at least they didn't want my money.It’s just that after turning into a cat, I was a little sad. They didn’t find out that their son was missing. The regular remittances were like mocking me. Floor windows were thrown out.

Afterwards I regretted to death, impulsiveness is the devil, they never cared about me, why did they care about me all of a sudden, why did they suddenly throw U Dun away, after thinking about it for a long time, the decisive reason is that cats are neurotic creatures ?Well, it must be.

Because of my insane behavior, I started to have electricity, water, and food cut off when I had no money. After a month of tossing, I became a stray cat because I didn’t pay the rent on time.

When I was wandering, not only did I have the innate talent of being a cat, but I also felt that my skin became thicker than the corner of the city wall.

Raise your front paws and think, if I'm not thick-skinned, I'd be starving to death by now.On the way without starving to death, I changed masters several times.

The first owner, she is a sympathetic female college student, but the way of coping with the problem is a bit irritating to me, although I understand that the university dormitory can't keep pets, but what's the matter with always hiding me in the trash can ?I was discovered later, and the other party still insisted on raising me, but every time I was checked, they would put me in a small basket and hang me outside the balcony, and the cool wind would blow, making my white hair fly around and my little heart beating wildly. , I can't even stand up, the neuropathy is actually frightened out, right?I don't know if cats have nine lives, but I definitely don't want to fall from the fifth floor.

So I decisively changed the owner.

The second owner, she is a middle-aged woman, a very powerful woman, her husband calls her Niangniang, and when his husband sees her, he looks like a mouse seeing a cat, and is cautious.At first I didn't understand why his husband was so afraid of his wife, but then I understood.A woman can be made of water or a tigress.

When I went to her house, I still had time to think about life with my front paws raised in the first few days. I was glad to meet a good host, especially the host gave me a bowl of rib porridge every day. I shamelessly wagged my tail beside her. Turning around, she also touched my head very gently.

Only a few days later, I deeply felt the fear of his husband. One morning, when I was curled up and sleeping soundly, the other party grabbed my ear and lifted me up. It hurt so much. At that time, I wanted to scratch The other party, but after I saw the face of the empress, I thought of the pork rib porridge she gave me, so I held back!With my limbs hanging down, I pretended to be innocent.It's just that the upright empress obviously couldn't see that I was being cute.

The other party put a boot with a hole in front of me, scolding me and accusing me viciously: "Aren't you a cat? Why did the mouse bite my shoe? What are you doing to eat? You, a wimp !" "After eating so much pork rib porridge from me, I can't even catch a mouse." I lowered my ears, not daring to look up, the other party scolded me so much that I wanted to die. "I went out and didn't see you catching that mouse out when I came back, so I skinned you!" the woman said fiercely.I was frightened by this, I clamped my tail tightly in shock, my whole body was furry, meowed several times, and stood shyly by the door, sending the "mother" away respectfully!

The empress left.I suddenly feel very sorry for the host, the one who married back home is not a lady, it is clearly a Lafayette.I have no doubts about Lafayette's threats. For a woman who dares to let her husband kneel down on the broken wine bottle when he comes back drunk late at night, how ruthless is he? When the mouse cannot be caught, Lafayette will skin me.I turned around the room with a sad face, not to mention the mouse, I didn’t even see the mouse hole, even if I saw a mouse, I wouldn’t catch it. Thinking of this, I don’t understand why I had to turn the room around again?Regarding this question, I raised my front paws again to think, but finally couldn't figure it out, so I could only attribute this move to the talent of neurosis!

The mouse will definitely not be caught. In order not to be skinned, I decisively changed the owner again.

The third owner, well, she is a little girl named Mimi, 5 years old, she saw me standing under the bench to hide from the rain, it seemed very interesting, Mimi threw away the umbrella and crawled in with a smile, I looked at the other party in surprise, the other party touched my hair tentatively, then smiled at me, I turned my head, I am generally friendly to children who are not threatening, so when Mimi’s mother came to find me I saw a scene where one person and one cat hid from the rain harmoniously under the long chair.

It was raining heavily that day, and Mimi insisted on taking me home, so I followed home, but Mimi finally had a fever, Mimi's mother was very upset to see me, and Mimi's father was not happy to see me, so After Mimi's fever got better, I left. This was probably the shortest time I had as a master. There were not many stories and nothing thrilling. The only thing I remembered was her innocent smile and warm little hands.

The fourth master, she is an old man, a wise and tolerant old man.Being with her gave me a weird experience of being a family member. Being with her is the most enjoyable time I have enjoyed in the past 25 years. Two months and eight days is also the most comfortable, memorable and happiest time I have ever had .I gradually became less cautious. I began to behave less like a cat. I had less and less time to raise my front paws and think about life. I would help the elderly with handicapped legs to clean the room. In my mind, she was like me. Grandma who died young, she was so kind and amiable.

The old man was not overly surprised by my behavior, but praised me for being smart and spiritual. She would chat with me, and the one who talked most was her grandson, who accompanied the old man every day to buy vegetables, cook, eat, and take a walk , In the days of talking about my grandson, I feel that I have a very fulfilling life. The only thing I am dissatisfied with is that the grandson of the old man has never visited the old man except for calling. The old man will say that the grandson is very busy these days. To wipe the floor, with a wet towel, drag it back and forth with your claws.

I thought my life would continue like this, but after spending two months and eight days happily with the old man, the old man fell down in the toilet on the ninth day.

Seeing the old man fell to the ground and was already in a coma, my first reaction was to jump on the table, pick up the phone, and call the emergency number, but after a series of sounds, I could only make a meowing sound, even if my voice The anxious person also took this emergency call as a prank. When I ran out to ask my neighbor for help, I bit the other person's trousers and tried to pull him into the room, but in the end I got hurt all over and got a lot of words calling me crazy. It's insanity, yes, I'm already crazy, I yelled very loudly, but in the afternoon, except for that wretched and drunk middle-aged man who was at home, going to work, and going to school, no one else was there. Understand why I am a cat at this time.

I begged God to change me back. Even if I would die after changing back, I was willing at that moment. In the end, I still didn’t change back, but the old man’s grandson called, and I called on the other end of the phone. Very miserable.

Maybe it was frightened. After a long time, a man's voice came from the opposite side: "Is it Xiaobai?"

I knew it was the grandson of the old man. Every time the old man listened to the phone, he had to turn on the speakerphone. The voice of the other party was very magnetic and unique. I heard it many times. After knowing that it was the grandson of the old man, I screamed even more horribly.

"Xiaobai...what's the matter? Where's my grandma?" The old man's grandson was also anxious after hearing my repeated screams.

"Meow meow meow--"

The phone hung up.I stood beside the old man blankly, licking the old man's pale cheek with my tongue. I don't know if the old man's grandson understands what I mean. Even a living person can become a cat, what else is impossible?

Fortunately, the old man's grandson came, but it was still too late.The old man was sent to the hospital. If he had an operation, the cost of the operation would be 40. This made the old man’s grandson stunned. Too much money, the other party started to call to borrow money, but every time the other party’s disappointed expression made me feel cold, I sneaked to the old man’s side, this is a hospital, animals are not allowed to enter and exit, I was repeatedly driven out, In the end, the desperate grandson of the old man picked me up. The tears of the old man’s grandson dripped on my beard, trembling. I didn’t look at him. When a man is crying, he doesn’t like to be seen.

"Xiaobai, I can't borrow that much money..." The man grabbed my hair and it hurt, but I knew that the other person was in pain, and I was in pain too. In the end, a young doctor couldn't see it and pulled the old man His grandson went to the side and said secretly: "Brother, it's not that I hurt people, but that you really don't need to spend this unjust money. Your grandma fell and suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. At her age, surgery is useless. You might as well save yourself and go home." Bar."

There was no money for the operation, and there was no time to do it. The old man woke up, in good spirits, and left after saying something.I only remember two sentences.

"Nan, Xiaobai is a smart cat. Unfortunately, I can no longer take care of it. You can help grandma raise it."

"Xiaobai, my family Nandaxiao lost his parents, and now I can't do it anymore, you can help grandma stay with him."

It was not until long after that that I realized that the old man's energy at that time was just a flashback.The old man left, Xiao Qinan and I, the grandson of the old man and my fifth master, went back to our hometown with the ashes of the old man in our hands.Later, fearing that the scene would make him fall in love, Xiao Qinan returned the old man's rented house and rented a small apartment not far from his work again.

I have always been worried about my grandson not coming back to see the old man for so long, and I didn't give him a good face about it. Even if I knew that the other party really couldn't come back because of work, I couldn't forgive him.