God and his cat

Fakaisen, Fakaisen, Fakaisen...

In short, suddenly becoming a cat is very unhappy, very unhappy, come out of the system, I want to become a human! ! !

[Star Wish System: Pay 20 billion gratitude points to fulfill the host's wish! 】

"..." Ye Xiao was angry, aren't you an intelligent system?Humanized intelligent system?You clearly know what I'm going to do, but returning the knife made me fall short, and returning my courage!

Give me back my courage! ! !

[Star Wish System: The host makes trouble for no reason, this system refuses to receive negative energy]

You are making trouble out of no reason, who turned me into a cat at such a critical moment without respect for humanity, how long did I brew to say those words?Did you make it?Hehe, I will make trouble for no reason, give me back my supreme courage! ! !Otherwise, the young master will die with you!

[Star Wish System: ... Compensation for mental damage costs 100 gratitude points]

"..." Ye Xiao was speechless.I don't know why, but when the system compensated Ye Xiao with 100 thank you points, the scene of a five-year-old child being coaxed into tears by a piece of candy came over your face—the system reluctantly took out 100 thank you points to Ye Xiao, and said: " Hey, I'll give you candy, stop making trouble!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the system belongs to your uncle! ! !Ye Xiao was scratching the floor with his paws, wishing he could drag out this sometimes cold and sometimes venomous system and whip him a hundred times a hundred times.

[Star Wish System: It is detected that the cohabitant is depressed due to the host task, and the troubles have increased, and the host task has caused adverse effects, and 20000 points of gratitude will be deducted]

Deduct 20000 thank you value?System, don't go too far!Public revenge and personal revenge?

[Star Wish System: The host makes trouble for no reason, deduct 100 points of gratitude]

asshole!Are you so openly avenging your husband?man?

[Star Wish System: The host is unable to make trouble, and 200 points of gratitude will be deducted]

You can't do this!Why do you!You bastard system!

[Star Wish System: The host makes trouble for no reason, deduct 300 points of gratitude]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wrong!

[Star Wish System: The host's attitude of admitting mistakes is not sincere, and 400 points of gratitude will be deducted]

I was wrong, I was really wrong┭┮﹏┭┮

[Star Wish System: In view of the fact that the host has sincerely admitted his mistake, a new continuous mission is released - "The original partner of the attack", the reward for completing the mission is 10 thank you, whether to accept the mission]

Shake your head!Shaking his head resolutely!Ye Xiao has been abused so badly that he has no temper at all, and now he doesn't feel good about any task, you are the boss, you are awesome, I will kneel down, can't you afford to provoke me, can't you hide? My heart is twisted and I can't turn it around, Ye Xiao can't help it. On the chest, it doesn't matter if those words have not had time to say it, it doesn't matter if you are a relative, or anything, the young master recognizes it all, isn't it just like being a cat?Eat well, sleep well, don't worry, go to your sister's mission, go to your sister's gratitude value, I won't serve you anymore, what about love!Ye Xiao got up from the ground, jumped onto the sofa, and rolled himself up, thank you, right?Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up as you like, don't bother me anymore, I don't want to be a human anymore, I'm so bored, get out of here!Roll as far as your thoughts go, and tell me about tasks, I will kill you, young master!

[Star Wish System: Oh no... it's blackened]

Xiao Qinan came out after preparing breakfast and saw Ye Xiao was filled with strange emotions. He thought he had turned into a cat and was depressed. He rubbed Ye Xiao's head: "I'll put breakfast on the table, remember to eat later, I'm going to work."

Ye Xiao moved, as if to say that he understood, Xiao Qinan smiled and rubbed Ye Xiao's head again, and then got up.Sensing Xiao Qinan's departure, Ye Xiao raised his head, looking at Xiao Qinan's back in confusion, feeling sad for no reason.

It's boring, it's really boring, it's really boring to be human.Ye Xiao wrapped her head tightly with her tail, feeling a little cold in her heart.

Near noon, Ye Xiao came out of the trapped world. When he stood up, he exuded a lazy aura. This change made the system that had been carefully observing Ye Xiao very painful, and accidentally abused the other party. Be anxious, although Ye Xiao didn't completely blacken, but the eyes that don't care about anything completely gave the system a headache.

Host, you are doing this wrong!The system really wants to shout, but now it doesn't dare to make mistakes. Is this self-inflicted?

Ye Xiao calmly ate the cold breakfast. After thinking for a while, he went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator. There was a box of bento in the refrigerator lying quietly in it. After a long silence, Ye Xiao bit out the bento and put it in the microwave to heat it up. The person was not in a state of mind, and he didn't know what he was thinking, when there was a sound of ding, Ye Xiao opened the microwave oven and bit out the bento, put it on the table outside, and was not in a hurry to eat, just staring at the steaming bento in a daze After a few minutes, at the end, he jumped on the table and ate in small bites. When the box of bento was finished, Ye Xiao silently bit the bento and threw it into the sink, turned on the faucet and started cleaning. After sweeping the kitchen, Ye Xiao picked up the dishcloth with his paws. He started to clean the stove that Xiao Qinan had cooked in the morning. Although it was difficult for a cat to clean up, Ye Xiao was able to do it with ease because of his previous experience.

Ye Xiao worked very hard, but the result was still unsatisfactory. Water stains were everywhere. After taking a look, Ye Xiao picked up a clean rag and began to wipe the water stains, dragging it back and forth over and over again.

[Star wish system: activate special skills, transformation (only limited to human transformation).The minimum consumption of transformation skills is 1000 points of gratitude, and the transformation of 1000 points of gratitude is 10 minutes, no upper limit, no cap】

Ye Xiao paused, threw away the rag, jumped off the sink, stood still, thought for a while and said, "Change as much as you want!" If you think that he will refuse the system's special flattery because of his so-called integrity, it would be a big mistake. Wrong, now he doesn't ask for the system, but why doesn't the other party deliberately please him?Don't want it for nothing, Ye Xiao sneered, now you know how to please?late!

[Star Wish System: ...received]

With a bang, Ye Xiao changed from a cat to a person, looked down at himself with a |no|hang, and frowned suddenly, walked out of the kitchen and came to the bedroom, Ye Xiao opened the closet and looked at a row of shirts and trousers, thinking of last night What Xiao Qinan said, there is no clothes suitable for him in the closet, and the set of t-shirts and trousers that barely fit him has been 'swallowed' by the system. It's like wearing a long robe on the body. The back hem of the clothes can cover the rear buttocks, while the front hem covers the thighs. When opening the drawer, Ye Xiao can see the new underwear on the side at a glance. Pick it up casually. Put on one, button up the shirt, roll up the sleeves, because the shirt can be worn as a robe, Ye Xiao is too lazy to wear another pair of trousers, the air conditioner in the room is not cold at all, Ye Xiao just wears a long trousers like this Shirt and underwear wandered around the room.

With clothes to hide his shame, Ye Xiao went into the kitchen again to continue unfinished business, skillfully cleaned the countertop, although his first-hand cooking skills were terrible, not even called cooking skills, but he was very capable and quick in doing housework .

However, within 15 minutes, Ye Xiao washed the kitchen until it was shining brightly. Seeing that the kitchen was clean, Ye Xiao moved to start cleaning the rented house, and threw the clothes that Xiao Qinan changed into the washing machine. Ye Xiao started to clean the toilet. Just wash it there, after a lot of cleaning, the whole body is gasping, watching the clean clothes and sheets floating on the balcony, Ye Xiao went into the bathroom and took a shower, wrapped in a hot towel and walked out of the bathroom, Ye Xiao called He yawned a lot, got into the newly changed quilt, and suddenly felt sore all over his body. Throwing the bath towel from the quilt, Ye Xiao kept yawning, his eyelids were heavy, and when he closed his eyes, Ye Xiao He muttered: "Let's go after taking a nap..."

Ye Xiao fell asleep.At this time, the star wishing system timidly brushes up the sense of existence [star wishing system: the host transforms for three hours and twelve minutes, the host's current gratitude value: -11000]