God and his cat

"Don't be afraid, Shunmao, Shunmao, don't be afraid!" Xiao Qinan hurriedly gave Ye Xiao Shunmao, rubbed Ye Xiao's head and asked softly, "What did you see?"

When Xiao Qinan asked, the hair that had been gradually smoothed exploded again, and he meowed lowly, remembering the meat sauce face that was run over by the tires, he couldn't help raising his head and meowing.

"Meow meow..." Scary to death, have you seen the scene of a car accident, the situation where people's faces were run over by car tires?That's it, no, it's scarier than that.

Seeing that Ye Xiao was indeed frightened, Xiao Qinan couldn't help but continue to follow his hair in distress: "It's okay, there are no ghosts during the day!"

Xiao Qinan pushed open the door and obviously felt Ye Xiao's body stiff in his arms. Xiao Qinan lowered his head and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

Ye Xiao hides his head in Xiao Qinan's arms very spinelessly, trembling.Meow was scared to death.

Xiao Qinan walked in, and found a pair of men's leather shoes in the entrance with sharp eyes, raised his eyebrows, is there anyone?

Following Ye Xiao's hair, Xiao Qinan walked in calmly, everything was normal - if he hadn't seen the face on the sofa, Xiao Qinan's expression would have changed when he saw the face that seemed to have been repeatedly run over by tires, and his stomach The river was overwhelmed, and the nausea made the whole person feel bad.

And the person lying on the sofa turned over, yawned and got up slowly, the meat sauce on his face fell off piece by piece.

And Ye Xiao, who hadn't seen anything for a long time, couldn't help but come back to take a look, and was so horrified that his hair exploded again, and he vomited from nausea, struggling to jump out of Xiao Qinan's arms. Ye Xiao's first reaction was to go to the bathroom.

Xiao Qinan, who ran after Ye Xiao, came to the door of the bathroom, just in time to see Ye Xiao who was standing on the toilet, throwing up in the dark, and walked in with amused and distressed feelings, but this movement surprised him a lot. Ye Xiao was so frightened that his foot slipped, and he just slid into the toilet... Plop!

But Xiao Qinan, who was unable to save him, raised his hands and opened his mouth in a daze. Did Xiaobai fall into the toilet?

"Meow—" I hate it!A tragic meow sounded.

Xiao Qinan, who was awakened by the meowing, came to the toilet, but saw Ye Xiao who was soaking in the toilet with his head up, looking like he was about to cry.

Fishing Ye Xiao out of the toilet, for some reason Xiao Qinan wanted to laugh unkindly.

Ye Xiao looked at Xiao Qinan who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, with a sullen face, he stared at Xiao Qinan threateningly, as if saying, laugh, if you dare to laugh, I will scratch you to death!

Xiao Qinan took down the shower head and said innocently, "Let me wash it for you!"

Looking at the shower, Ye Xiao seemed to see the smelly filth on his body, thinking that he had never fallen into the toilet when he was 5 years old, but fell into the toilet at the age of 25, so he couldn't help standing under the shower with a face full of grief and indignation.

Xiao Qinan squatted down, saw Ye Xiao's sad and angry face, and his jokes faded a little. He boiled the water and began to wash the filth on Ye Xiao's body. While rinsing, Xiao Qinan flushed the toilet by the way. When it was almost done, Xiao Qinan squeezed the shower gel and began to rub it on Ye Xiao's body. His big hand touched his neck, and Ye Xiao twisted away awkwardly.

"Meow..." I will do it myself.It is always uncomfortable to let a big man rub his body for himself. Although he is a cat now, his heart is human, human!

Seeing Ye Xiao wriggling around, wiping the shower gel so that it was slippery, Xiao Qinan's trousers were already half wet, and after exhaling, Xiao Qinan couldn't help saying earnestly: "Xiao Bai, be good, cooperate, don't make trouble, Come and wash up."

Wash your sister!Rub your hands there!Ye Xiao raised his paw to pat Xiao Qinan's big hand, but at this moment, Ye Xiao was cornered by Xiao Qinan, so he could only raise his paw to protest, meowing.

"Don't be coquettish, come here, I haven't rubbed my stomach yet!"

Under the belly?Ye Xiao's face turned red with a bang, feeling that the shyness directly burned his soul, his long beard stretched like a steel bar, and burned from the tips of his ears to the tip of his tail. At the age of 25, he is still a virgin, he has no face to speak out about such things, and he seldom touches it. It was the first time he was rubbed by a big man, and Ye Xiao wanted to die.

The cunning Xiao Qinan firmly blocked Ye Xiao in the corner, threw away the shower, and started working with both hands, so that Ye Xiao couldn't escape those big hands no matter how hard he struggled. Ye Xiao raised his front legs and patted Xiao Qinan, which seemed to be more convenient He moved, turned around, as if he couldn't even keep his ass, Ye Xiao dodged and dodged to the left, but he couldn't really scratch Xiao Qinan, he became more ashamed and angry for a while, kicked his back foot, trying to bump Xiao Qinan away and run away.

"Meow." Let go.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qinan slipped because of the foam under his feet, but he tightly hugged Ye Xiao who was about to run away with both hands: "Xiaobai, stop playing, wash it clean!"

He was ashamed and angry, and some people thought he was playing, bastard, Ye Xiao stared at Xiao Qinan, his beard curled up in anger.

Stepping on Xiao Qinan's heart, Ye Xiao wanted to scratch Xiao Qinan's face very much.

Xiao Qinan, who slipped and fell, got wet all over his body. He hugged the slippery Ye Xiao with both hands. Seeing that Ye Xiao was showing signs of anger, Xiao Qinan gently coaxed: "What's wrong? My hand is so strong that it hurts you." Already? Be good, don’t be angry, I will pay attention this time, and be gentle.”

The corner of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched suddenly... Gently... Ye Xiao's forehead was stretched with a black cross, the other party completely misunderstood it, okay?Does he not want to wash?

And at this time, the landlord who was sleeping stunned—that is, the culprit on the sofa.Standing at the door of the bathroom, yawning and looking at the scene in front of him, he whistled immediately: "Hey, what a joy in broad daylight! It's just that people|beasts are too heavy?"

"Human|Beast!!!" Heavy taste!Ye Xiao's hair was all blown up, and one tail stood straight up. After this frightening and unreasonable disaster, Ye Xiao came back to his senses. The culprit was this guy who looked like a rascal in front of him, and the other side's slanted The corner of his mouth completely irritated Ye Xiao. He leaned forward and kicked his hind legs vigorously. Ye Xiao shot out like a cannonball, and the target pointed directly at the landlord's wickedly smiling face!

His limbs kicked the face that frightened him with incomparable accuracy.

"Aw--" There was a scream, the landlord covered his face, and took several steps back, his already frightening face was distorted out of shape, Xiao Qinan was swept away from the corner of the other's eyes, and his back felt chilled.

Lin Xue covered his face and grinned in pain. He didn't expect that he would capsize in the gutter one day and be bullied by a cat.

But before Lin Xue got mad, Ye Xiao had just stabilized his limbs on the floor, and turned his head to bite the opponent's thigh again. Lin Xue was bitten again unexpectedly, and tears fell down his eyes immediately. It hurts, Lin Xue looked down. Looking at Ye Xiao, he was about to go crazy. Who will tell him why he saw grief and anger on a cat's face?

Ye Xiao frowned, seeing Lin Xue glaring at him, Ye Xiao bared his teeth, arched his body, and swung his tail on the floor, do you want to fight?come!

provocative? —This cat is too humane.As soon as this thought flashed, a trace of surprise flashed across Lin Xue's eyes, and the expression on his face changed. He glanced at Ye Xiao meaningfully, and the anger on his face suddenly disappeared.

"It's really fresh!" Lin Xue said in a low voice, the corners of his mouth curled up, and suddenly he felt that the bitten leg didn't hurt anymore, a trace of teasing flashed in his eyes, he looked at Ye Xiao, and said with evil spirits: "I don't want to eat, Eat everything, if you don't let go, I will eat you..."

"Meow." Abnormal.Ye Xiao was frightened by the overly realistic expression on Lin Xue's face, thinking that the other party would really eat him, so scared he ran into Xiao Qinan's arms. "Meow meow." There is a pervert, run away!

Xiao Qinan hugged Ye Xiao, angry and funny, and touched Ye Xiao comfortingly, but the gentle smile on his face was put away, his eyes were a little angry, but he said calmly: "Landlord, I remember the day we signed the contract. The house will be handed over."

Seeing Xiao Qinan's complexion was unkind, Lin Xue also knew he was wrong, touched his nose, only to realize that the make-up on his face from participating in the "zombie party" had not been washed off, it was hard for the other party to recognize him, he took out a key from his pocket, Handed it to Xiao Qinan and said: "When I was cleaning the room, I found out that there was still a spare key. I thought you said you would move in today. I attended a party last night and it ended in the morning. I went back here and waited. I didn't expect to wait. You will fall asleep while waiting, and you will know what will happen afterwards."

Listening to Lin Xue's explanation, Xiao Qinan looked better, and took the key: "Thank you."

Lin Xue waved his hands, and then looked at Ye Xiao curiously. Seeing that the other party seemed to be staring at him with malicious intentions, Ye Xiao froze. Was he being targeted by this perverted landlord?

Seeing Lin Xue looking at Ye Xiao, Xiao Qinan thought of what the other party had said, and couldn't help saying with a warning: "Xiaobai is my family."

"Uh." Lin Xue was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved his hand: "I'm just joking with the little guy, don't take it seriously, I don't even eat beef."

With ears pricked up, Ye Xiao could hear the words clearly, and immediately stared at Lin Xue quietly.Lin Xue was stared at with chills down his spine, and hurriedly said goodbye and left. He was bitten just now, and he still had to suffer from a needle for this innocent disaster.

Lin Xue left, Xiao Qinan locked the door, saw that Ye Xiao was still angry, he smiled and patted Ye Xiao's head and said, "The landlord is called Lin Xue, but he is actually not bad."

"Meow." Don't mention him, I decided not to wait to see him.

"It seems that you don't like him very much." Xiao Qinan said as he walked, and while Ye Xiao was still depressed, he locked the door of the bathroom very naturally.

There was a clicking sound, and Ye Xiao woke up suddenly.Damn~ I was cheated.

Ye Xiao, who was held down by Xiao Qinan to take a bath, meowed in grief and indignation, even the aunt who was cooking next door heard it.

Finally finished washing, Ye Xiao gave up on himself and kept hypnotizing himself. He was a cat, a meow, a meow... Mommy~ his whole body was touched... The heart of a 25-year-old man was broken into petals of.

The gentle smile on Xiao Qinan's face left Ye Xiao with nowhere to vent. At this moment, Lin Xue, who had already left, was shot again: "It's all Lin Xue, the bastard landlord, wait for me, see you and bite once!"

Lin Xue, who was sitting in the taxi, suddenly sneezed hard and touched his nose strangely. Why did he feel a little cold?