God and his cat

Xiao Qinan's message exploded instantly like water poured into a frying pan.

Thunder on the ground is not enough to describe this explosiveness.

cv Unfeeling Sword: What did you see just now?Am I opening it the wrong way?let me reboot...

cv Qianfan laughed: I'll restart it too.

cv Baibaibai: Σ(°△°|||)︴Who will slap me, I must have read it wrong

Meigong had rain last night: ...is this...by chance? ? ?

Planning sadly: ... Sure enough, I was kidnapped by aliens by chance.Hey, where is the evildoer coming out quickly!

cv Yiyang: It must not be the deity, the evildoer will come out and die soon!

cv Qingfeng Wumian: Return the chance!

The director has the moon tomorrow: account hacking is rampant now!

The art worker had rain last night: Hmm, account hacking!

……

The group was filled with unbelievable information in an instant, and all kinds of unbelievable guesses of the deity came out.

Xiao Qinan rubbed his forehead, knowing it would become like this, he gave a wry smile.

cv accidentally: Just pretend I didn't say it.

As soon as these words came out, the group fell silent for an instant.

After waiting for several seconds, the artist Youyu timidly asked last night—by chance, do you already have a family?

The planning is sad: accept the reality, don't you see "My Xiaobai"?

cv Unfeeling Sword: Don't you see "Lying on the chest"?

The director has the moon tomorrow: the point is to sleep! ! !

cv Qingfeng Wumian: My Xiaobai sleeps on my chest! ! !

cv Qianfan laughs: Showing affection is like this...

cv Yiyang: The key point is to show affection, right?Single dogs are all back!

cv accidentally: enough of you, Xiaobai is my cat.

……

The planning is sad: ahaha, ahahaha, I'm scared to death!It's okay, it's still a white and tender cotton in the net matching circle by chance~~~

Meigong had rain last night: Long live Cotton~(≧▽≦)/~

cv Occasionally: You guys are really enough, stop messing with me.

cv Qianfan laughed: No, let’s talk about cats. My cats like to share food with me~ I can often find a lot of debris on my bed, such as mice, such as cockroaches. saw a snake...

The director has the moon tomorrow: are you sure he's sharing with you and not showing off?

cv Qingfeng Wumian: Maybe it's not sharing or showing off...but throwing garbage?

cv Unfeeling Sword: So the bed is a dump?

cv Qianfan laughed: Get out of your way (ノ｀Д)ノ

Planning sadly: Hahahaha... I laughed and cried...

The artist had rain last night: Mmmmm, crying...

cv accidentally: ...

cv Baibaibai: Cats are still very powerful. The cats near my house have been bullied all over the place. Neighbors have come to complain. The high combat effectiveness is also a headache.

The planning is sad: I am full of cows. I met a cat from Mars and lived next door to me. That guy is simply a fighter in the snake spirit disease. Every time I pass by the next door, I have to be hugged and rubbed for a long time. I can't even talk about it, since the cat came, I want to move...

The director has the moon tomorrow: On how cats are obscene | How cats love deeply

cv Qianfan laughs: Hahaha... I laughed and cried...

The artist had rain last night: Mmm, I cried...

cv Unfeeling Sword: I gave 32 likes to the cats, I laughed and cried...

The planner is sad: You all wait for me... I will take revenge.

It rained last night: /(tot)/~~ I was wrong.

……

cv accidentally: ... or my Xiaobai is normal ...

Xiao Qinan looked at the history of blood and tears they created, glanced at Ye Xiao who was sleeping soundly, and sighed.

The planning is sad: Your Xiaobai is also a cat, and he is sleeping on your chest, and it is normal. Cats all over the world are spoiled by masters like you! ╭(╯^╰)╮

cv accidentally: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Is there any way to make Xiaobai sleep comfortably and make me sleep comfortably?

cv Yiyang: Masturbate from night to morning?

cv accidentally: (ノ｀Д)ノ

cv Qianfan laughed: He likes to sleep on your chest, there must be something that attracted him, it is said that cats are so insane and snake-spirited, it is all because of his lack of security...

cv Qingfengwumian: So the occasional heartbeat has the effect of sleeping?

cv in vain: Could it be that the smell on your body has attracted cats by chance?

cv Unfeeling Sword: The body odor that can attract cats...Princess Meowxiang?

cv accidentally: _(:3ゝ∠)_Are you solving problems or creating them?

The artist had rain last night: By chance... you can try sleeping on your side!Then wrap your arms around your Xiaobai, let him linger in your body fragrance, and fall asleep listening to your beautiful rhythmic heartbeat...

The planning is sad: Why do I have a creepy feeling?

Director Tomorrow has the moon: Youyu sister paper always surprises me!

cv Yiyang: Goosebumps...

cv accidentally: Is Xiaobai circled? ...He probably wouldn't like it.

The planning is sad: Σ(°△°|||)︴It’s hopeless, it’s hopeless... By chance, you are actually thinking seriously?

The director has the moon tomorrow: On how cats can capture the hearts of the gods of online distribution or sink into my cats

cv Qingfeng Wumian: I have begun to despair of this abnormal world.By chance, you disappeared for two months. In fact, you were kidnapped by cats, right?

cv Qianfan laughs: Occasionally, humans|beasts have no future, turn around quickly!

cv Unfeeling Sword: Is it actually empty, lonely and cold?

The artist had rain last night: Xiaobai...is it really a cat?

One word awakens the dreamer!Only in this way can we explain why the other party loves so deeply!

The group exploded again, Xiao Qinan looked at the crowd frantically swiping the screen with a headache, and suddenly lost interest.

cv accidentally: I'm down.

Not only did Xiao Qinan fork off the chat group, but he also quit QQ. Those guys all seemed to have been beaten to death.

Xiao Qinan stood up and stretched his waist. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Ye Xiao getting up staggeringly. He stumbled and walked a few steps as if he was drunk, and almost fell off the edge of the bed. Looking awake, he put the other party on the ground, and saw Ye Xiao walking out staggeringly, Xiao Qinan curiously followed behind.

Ye Xiao went out the bedroom door and turned right, Xiao Qinan understood, Ye Xiao is going to the bathroom?

Watching Ye Xiao enter the bathroom, then pushed the door shut with his body, and then heard the sound of the toilet flushing, Xiao Qinan knew that Ye Xiao's dazed time after waking up had passed, and he was waiting outside. There were regular knocks on the door accompanied by meows for help...

"Xiaobai finished using the toilet?"

"Boom boom boom!" three times. "Meow meow!" three times.

Xiao Qinan really wanted to tease Ye Xiao again, but he was afraid that Ye Xiao would go crazy, so he opened the door from the outside. Ye Xiao walked past Xiao Qinan's tail and brushed Xiao Qinan's ankle, "Meow" thank you.

The soft tail brushed the ankle, Xiao Qinan felt itchy for no reason, he couldn't help but squat down and hug Ye Xiao in his arms, Xiao Qinan said: "Who will open the door for you when I go to work?"

Ye Xiao raised his head, his big round eyes were full of contempt, "meow" you are not here, why should I close the door?

"What did Xiaobai say?" Xiao Qinan had already roughly guessed what Ye Xiao meant, but deliberately pretended to be puzzled.

Ye Xiao looked at the computer, Xiao Qinan was happy, but his face didn't show it: "Do you still use the computer to type and communicate?"

"Meow." Is there any other way?

"I'll turn on the computer!" Putting down Ye Xiao, Xiao Qinan turned on the computer, and when the delay time passed, Xiao Qinan immediately opened a brand new text document.

Xiao Qinan looked at Ye Xiao, Ye Xiao tugged at his ear, raised his paw to find the feeling, and then quickly typed a line.

【You go to work, I can stay by myself】

Xiao Qinan smiled and said, "It seemed that you were saying that you locked yourself in the bathroom and no one opened the door, what should you do?"

Ye Xiao looked up at Xiao Qinan, and replied with contempt.

【You're not here, my lord, why am I still closing the door? 】

"Have you forgotten that you often need a buffer period to wake up after waking up?" Xiao Qinan also showed worry in his eyes when he said this: "What if you went to the toilet in a daze like today and found out that you were locked in the toilet?" manage?"

"At that time, I was at work. Do you want to wait in the toilet until I come back?"

Ye Xiao also froze for a moment, this is indeed a problem, what should I do?Ye Xiao tilted his head, couldn't figure it out, then turned his gaze to Xiao Qinan.

Xiao Qinan: "Will you go to work with me?"

[Don't] Ye Xiao is straightforward, he doesn't want to be treated as a different kind.

Xiao Qinan frowned: "Don't want it? But the journey is too far, I can't make it back at noon, what should you do?"

[Whatever, biscuits and snacks, I won't starve to death]

"No." Xiao Qinan said seriously, "We must have some dinner!"

[Worry!I said it's ok]

"If I say no, I can't. You can either have dinner or go to the company with me."

Ye Xiao scratched his ears with his paws in annoyance. Once Xiao Qinan made up his mind, it was difficult to change. He was more stubborn than a cow. Ye Xiao didn’t want to follow Xiao Qinan to the company to be a different person, so he could only compromise [You prepare your lunch box, I will heat it in the microwave by myself] 】

Xiao Qinan's eyes lit up, this is quite possible.Nodding: "Okay, what if you lock yourself in the toilet?"

Why come back to this question again?Ye Xiao replied angrily [I quit taking naps! 】

"Indeed, you won't be confused if you don't sleep, but the question is, can you quit?" Xiao Qinan nodded and continued to throw the question to Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao also knew that what he said was annoyed, and he couldn't take it seriously, because his body had to take a nap before noon, and he couldn't control it even if he missed a day.

[If you lock it, you lock it, can you still go home? 】

Xiao Qinan shook his head: "It's hard to say. If you have something to do temporarily, or you are taken to receive customers, you may not come back. What should you do?"

【Wait a day, starve to death】

Xiao Qinan asked: "Then what if I don't reply for several days in a row?"

Ye Xiao became irritable, and stared at Xiao Qinan, 【You are forcing me to put food in the toilet! 】

Xiao Qinan was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded seriously: "From today on, there must be some snacks for you in the toilet."

Hearing Xiao Qinan's serious words, Ye Xiao suddenly couldn't get angry. The other party was seriously planning for him. Although he thought that he couldn't die of starvation for two or three days, the other party obviously didn't think so.

[Put biscuits, sweet ones, not salty ones. 】Since you must put backup food, you can't wrong yourself, Ye Xiao doesn't like salty crackers.

Xiao Qinan silently noted that Ye Xiao doesn't eat salty biscuits, and nodded: "I just bought some biscuits and some potato chips at noon, and I'll hang them in the toilet for you later."

The more Ye Xiao heard it, the more awkward he became, as if he would definitely lock himself in the toilet, his tail flapped and he tapped on the keyboard angrily [Must go home on time after get off work, let alone stay out at night]

The female colleagues in the company seemed to ask his husband in the same way, Xiao Qinan thought in a daze.