God and his cat

Jiu Xian: It is said that Zhenjun Yaoling has the best practice wine here, and today I will borrow the wine...

Yaoling: No borrowing!

Jiuxian: Come on, Zhenjun Yao, we have something to discuss, hey... A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands...

When Yaoling saw the hippie smiling face, there was no proper wine fairy, his face was like the frost of the twelfth lunar month, which made people feel chills. The person he hated the most in his life was this wine fairy. Didn't you steal it blatantly?How much of his treasured fairy wine has this guy casually drank?With that superficial appearance, how much of his hard work has been wasted, every time he thinks about it, he feels his heart oozes blood, the **** Jiu Xian is really a waste of money!

Zhenjun Yaoling: (angry) Arrogant junior, look at the sword!You can't steal a drop of wine from me today! ! !

Jiuxian: Oh, ah... Zhenjun Yao calm down, calm down...

Yaoling is famous in the longevity world for all kinds of immortal wine. He has been in the longevity world for 1000 years with his unique brewing skills. He did not expect to be planted in the hands of this junior many times during these 100 years. If he could endure repeated offenses, he would not be the True Monarch of Yaoling today! ! !What a genius, what a genius who is astonishing and brilliant every ten thousand years!What does it matter to him?He Yaoling doesn't envy longevity, he doesn't envy Taoism, he devotes himself to brewing wine, all the good wines, he only asks for an idiot, I have never met an idiot for thousands of years, but when he meets a rogue lunatic, how many good wines are destroyed in the hands of this bastard, he is really furious Difficult to appease!

Coming up is swords and swords, Yaoling doesn't want to see this shameless junior Jiuxian, seeing him is like seeing the fine wine and wine he worked so hard to brew overturned, it's no more painful than being overthrown once!

Jiuxian didn't want to fight the beautiful man Yaoling Zhenjun, but the beauty Yaoling was pressing her every step of the way. In desperation, Jiuxian had no choice but to use the old trick in Yaoling. Holding him in his arms, the Jiuxian found a good wine in the other's wine bag without accident, a good wine, a beauty, life is the most beautiful than this...

Wine Immortal: "Wine is immortal wine, and people are beauties. When you can enjoy it, you will be enlightened in life!"

Zhenjun Yaoling trembled with anger: Shameless!Bitch!

Jiuxian was not angry or annoyed, but laughed loudly and said: "It's really shameless, it's really obscene, I'm a real villain, how do you treat a gentleman?"

Yaoling disdains: A gentleman is magnanimous and a villain is a good man, you are not worthy to talk about the word gentleman with me!

Jiuxian raised his neck and drank all the fine wine in the fairy gourd in one gulp. Whether it is suitable or not, he is fair and at ease. The Jiuxian loves all kinds of fine wines and wines, and he loves the wine maker even more. Zhenjun Yaoling has prejudice against him. He has good wine, and he can be generous!I am really a good person, Jiu Xian said in his heart.

The good Jiuxian drank to his heart's content, he was really a beauty and a sip of fine wine, so beautiful that he carried himself away.

And Zhenjun Yaoling, who was taken advantage of by the Jiuxian, fainted with anger.

Yaoling: Jiuxian, you little shameless bastard, one day when I am in Yaoling, even if you go up to the poor and fall to the underworld, I will kill you!

Jiuxian: Oh, a beauty is a beauty even when she is angry, [baji]... To steal such a beauty, the road is only a mediocre one. Beauty Yao, the number one practitioner of wine in the longevity world—I will take away Molu first, today If there is something to do, there will be a long time to come, Yaomei, I will come to you [baji], ah, of course, I am looking forward to your Shangqiongbi falling to hell...

Shameless is the passport of the shameless, and noble is the epitaph of the noble. [Original sentence: Despicableness is the passport of despicableness, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble, written by Bei Dao]

Zhenjun Yaoling was once again dazzled by Jiuxian's shamelessness.

After molesting the beauty and getting the first practice of Jiu Mo Road, Jiu Xian came to the sixth forbidden area of ​​the Longevity Realm very satisfied.Setting up the drinking table, the wine fairy jumped onto the drinking table, bent one leg, and threw the fairy gourd containing Strangers high. The fairy gourds on the table looked back and forth, one person and one table were blocking the only way to the forbidden area, as if one man was in charge of the gate and ten thousand men could not open it.

When Taihua set foot on the road to the sixth forbidden place as if death was at home, on this only road, he bumped into Jiu Xian who was smiling unscrupulously.

Jiuxian: Hey, Taihua, today I borrowed from Yaoling Zhenjun the number one practitioner of Jiumo Road in the longevity world, let's go on the road after drinking.

Taihua: (with a long sigh) It must have been stolen.

Jiuxian: How can it be... Ah, okay, I just stole it accidentally, I can't help it, first practice the name of wine, don't go after him, and I don't I only believe in the craftsmanship of Yaoling Zhenjun. If you go there, you will die ten times and no one will live. When the time comes, you will not even find your bones. If you don’t drink enough today, I will regret it in the future.

Taihua: You, Yaoling Zhenjun is a senior after all, if you act like this, be careful that he will hate you.

Jiuxian: I have long forgotten my grudges, and just now I swore an eternal alliance with me. Yaoling Zhenjun said that if you go to the poor and fall to the underworld, you will die with me. See how wonderful it is.

Taihua: You are not upright. I don't know your virtue yet. You must have made people anxious, and the other party ruthlessly beat you to the end.

Jiuxian: Hey... can you drink well, you are dying, why are you still so honest with your mouth?

Taihua: Jiuxian, you...

Jiuxian: Hey...don't gossip, if you don't get drunk today, you won't come home, I won't let you crawl into the forbidden area drunk, I won't be called Jiuxian, do it!

Taihua: ...

Jiuxian: Do it!This time, I respect you for being worthy of death!

Taihua: You bastard!

Jiuxian: Do it!This salute to you will definitely be wiped out!

Taihua: You stinky mouth!

Jiuxian: Do it!This is a toast to you... Damn it, this wine is really spicy, I'm in tears...

Taihua: You think I'm going to die, right?

Jiuxian: The first hexagram in the world of longevity, I have entrusted someone to forget it for you, ten deaths and no life! ! !Ten deaths and no life, do you know that?Fifty avenues, four nines of Tianyan, one of human shields, if you don't even occupy that one, how can you not die?Next year, I will present a plaque to that old man with divine fortune telling, and write a letter, saying that he is the number one divine fortune teller in the longevity world!

Taihua: Maybe the hexagram is inaccurate, after all it is related to the forbidden area...

Jiuxian: It's about the forbidden area, so you don't even need to calculate it!

Taihua: Drink, drink... I'm going to crawl into the forbidden area drunk today, right?

Jiuxian: Are you fucking going to go all the way to the dark?The sixth forbidden area, who did you see go in and come out?If you want to die so much, just say it, I will give you a neck, and I don't need to set up a tomb for you.

Taihua: Jiuxian, good brother, thank you... I have to go to the sixth forbidden area. If I don't come out in three years, you don't have to set up a tomb for me. People die like a lamp, it's just a tombstone...

Jiuxian: Alright, I changed my mind, you crawled into that damn place today!

Taihua: Let's see if you have the ability to make me drunk!

Jiuxian: Do it!I want to die for you!

……

After all, the Jiuxian couldn't bear to drink Taihua down. He watched Taihua step into the forbidden area holding the breeze, his sleeves fluttering, and disappeared into the white mist. When he looked back suddenly, tears were streaming down his face.

After Taihua left, the Jiuxian lay on the drinking table, closed his eyes, and waited here for three years, so what!

No one knows that Taihua, the number one son of the longevity world, and the gangster in the longevity world are inseparable from each other.