God and his cat

Xiao Qinan went to work, Ye Xiao squatted on the balcony and watched Xiao Qinan leave, seemed to notice that Ye Xiao was watching from the balcony, Xiao Qinan turned around and waved, Ye Xiao turned his head, so he didn't look at you!

Seeing this, Xiao Qinan didn't take it seriously, and left with a smile. The awkward Xiaobai is also very cute!The smile on Xiao Qinan's face didn't last long before it faded away, with a troubled expression on his face, deep doubts and incomprehension hidden between his brows, why didn't Xiaobai remember what happened last night?

After getting on the bus, Xiao Qinan swiped his card and sat in the back seat. On the phone screen was a sweet photo of his sleeping face. It was this photo that made Xiao Qinan sure that last night was not a dream, but real. It is true, he used to lie in his arms in a human posture, this is also true, just looking at the photo on the phone, a gentle smile appeared on Xiao Qinan's face, and with a movement of his fingers, Xiao Qinan set this photo as phone wallpaper.

After setting it up, Xiao Qinan felt that it was perfect from any angle, but Xiao Qinan still reluctantly canceled it and replaced it with the original wallpaper. This Xiaobai is reluctant to show it to others!

Not long after Xiao Qinan left, Ye Xiao took a special look at the balcony of the neighbor on the left, and found that the opposite balcony was empty, and the French door of the balcony was also closed, so he lay down and began to enjoy today's sunbath, but it didn't take long for Ye Xiao to realize that, Yesterday's mistress and scumbag came again, and Ye Xiao spurned him in his heart. Are the best couple still addicted to the wild|cohabitation on the balcony?Mmm|mm|ah|ahh's voice made Ye Xiao's whole body furry, is it over?Can you still have a good sun bath?

The increasingly sticky|greasy voice made Ye Xiao more and more irritable. Yesterday he held back the flower pot he didn't kick, but today he flicked his tail decisively. The small flower pot flew through the gap between the iron bars and hit the scumbag on the head impartially.

Right in the heart!The scumbag turned his head in surprise and anger, but he didn't expect that it was a white cat who played a prank. He immediately put away his surprise, as if he wanted to eat Ye Xiao.Ye Xiao bared her teeth, just your small eyes staring at me?Scumbag, see if I don't piss you off!Ye Xiao flicked his tail, scumbag, do you want to hit me?You can fly over if you have the ability!Ye Xiao was very proud of his confidence. With a sweep of his tail, the other small flower pot flew away. Seeing the small flower pot slipping through the crack of the railing but only hitting the scumbag on the shoulder, Ye Xiao felt a little sorry.

"You little bastard, don't run away!" The scumbag got up angrily, picked up the broom beside him and was about to hit Ye Xiao, Ye Xiao took a few steps back, the scumbag walked the bird in front of him, Ye Xiao felt disdainful in his heart, just this size , without Xiao Qinan, he can properly embarrass the other party to death.

Ye Xiao gracefully avoided the opponent's broom on catwalks, hit me?Ye Xiao narrowed his eyes, curled his tail, and the small flower pot behind him turned into a bullet again. Seeing the other party dodging left and right in a panic, and the little three who had turned pale and rushed into the house earlier, Ye Xiao I silently made a V in my heart.

"Crack!" The little flower pot finally hit the scumbag in the face in the chaos. Ye Xiao was so excited that he almost jumped up, his tail curled up again, and he planned to make more efforts, but it was swept away. Ye Xiao turned around, and the little flower pot was smashed. The scumbag's face was bruised and swollen, and there were pieces of dirt all over the floor. Ye Xiao resolutely gave up fighting with the scumbag, and after baring his teeth at him, Ye Xiao happily jumped off the balcony wall and rushed into the house, listening to the scumbag's stern words Shouting, Ye Xiao rolled on the ground happily.

Call the police?Stupid human beings, you should call the police and tell the police that you and Xiaosan were having a wild|out on the balcony, but a cat interrupted you angrily?Hahaha, Ye Xiao thinks it's fun even when he thinks about it.

The shouting voice of the scumbag finally stopped, Ye Xiao thought he might have entered the room, turned the sound, and a mechanical voice sounded in his head.

[Star Wish System: The host successfully destroyed the marriage between the mistress Yao Lina and the scumbag Xu Xinmin, and obtained 100 potential gratitude points from the original partner Xu Xiaojia]

"Meow!" What the hell!Ye Xiao jumped high, his whole body was furry, with a look of surprise in his eyes, he looked around for the source of the sound.

[Star Wish System: The host pays attention to the wording. This system is not a ghost. This system is called Star Wish. It is the number one intelligent system on Planet X. It was born with justice and resolutely fights against all evil things.]

"Meow!" It's not a ghost, where are you?why can't i see

[Star wishing system: The star wishing system has no entity, of course the host cannot see it, and the system is parasitic in the host body, using gratitude as energy]

"Meow?" Are you inside me?Ye Xiao was already stunned.

[Star Wish System: Yes, host.On your 25th birthday, you made a wish to become a cat. This system spends 10 billion thank you value to fulfill your wish, so bind the host, ask the host to uphold justice and fight evil as the goal of life, collect thank value]

"Meow?" I made a wish to become a cat?When did I say I was going to be a cat?You bastard, it turned out to be you, turn me back quickly, I don't want to be a cat, turn it!I!Change!back!go!

[Star wishing system: The host said at the time, 'A cat is happier than a human being, it's great to be a cat! ''In my next life, I will not be a human being but a cat' 'Wow, d-cup, I want to become that cat' The host's obsession is too strong, the star wish system cannot be ignored, so it can only fulfill the host's wish]

Ye Xiao burst into tears after hearing this, but he felt a little jealous of a white cat, but it turned out to be a cat as a wish, he died unjustly, bastard, what kind of obsession is too strong , The ghost's obsession, that is resentment!It's resentment, okay?Ye Xiao was going crazy, he was misunderstood like this and turned from a person into a cat, he really wanted to drag out this star wish system and whip him a hundred times a hundred times.

"Meow" Ye Xiao patted his paws to protest strongly, put!I!Change!back!people!

[Star Wish System: The host wants to turn back into a human being, please pay 20 billion thank you points, the host currently has 87 thank you points, if you want to realize your wish, please make persistent efforts. 】

"Meow!" You cheated me, I only have 10 billion thanks for becoming a cat, why should I need 20 billion thanks for turning into a human?

[Star Wish System: Every wish is not free of charge. Each event is completed, and the thank you get varies. In order to prevent the host from exploiting the loopholes in the system, each wish will consume twice as much thank you as the previous wish. value】

How to get "Meow" thank you value?The systematic explanation made Ye Xiao grit his teeth, but he finally found a way to transform back into a human, and Ye Xiao didn't want to give up.

[Star Wish System: There are tens of thousands of ways to obtain gratitude, the host is asked to explore by himself]

"Meow" You said you were bound to me on my 25th birthday, why did you show up today?

[Star Wish System: Every time a wish is fulfilled, the system will sleep for a period of time, and the star wish system will restart when the new host’s gratitude reaches 5000 points]

"Meow" What do you mean you used my 5000 thank you points for restarting?

[Star Wish System: Yes, 5000 points of gratitude have been deducted, and now there are still 87 points of gratitude, please host to come on]

It has been half a year since "Meow" became a cat, and I have accumulated more than 5000 points of gratitude in half a year. According to calculation, the gratitude value of a year is only more than 1. When will I accumulate 20 billion points? Thank you value?

[Star Wish System: There are various ways to obtain gratitude points, and the obtained values ​​​​are not equal. The algorithm of the host is unreasonable. Please review your behavior in the past six months]

Ye Xiao tilted his head and thought about his behavior in the past six months, well, it was really decadent, just muddling along...

"Meow" How did I accumulate the previous 100 points of gratitude?And what happened to the [-] points just now?

[Star Wish System: Most of the previous 5000 points of gratitude came from your cohabitant Xiao Qinan, and the subsequent 100 points of gratitude, please the host to figure out by himself]

"Meow" won't you help me?Don't bully meow, how can I figure it out?

[Star Wish System: According to the evaluation, among all the hosts, the IQ of the host is below the average level, the value of EQ fluctuates too much, and it often falls to the limit. It meets the requirements for help, and the system assistance mode is turned on, consuming 5 points of gratitude every day]

Ye Xiao was depressed. What does it mean to have a lower average IQ?What does it mean that the fluctuation range of EQ value is too large?Is this drop limit board used in this way?It's too bullying meow, what's the matter with consuming 5 points of gratitude every day?

[Star Wish System: The system assistance mode has been turned on, and 5 points of gratitude will be deducted. The assistance mode can help the host get a better appreciation value. Turning on the assistance mode needs to consume system energy, so it is not a free assistance. Please pay attention to the system’s prompts at any time. 】

"Meow" You haven't told me what is the 100 potential gratitude points?

[Star Wish System: It's wrong to be a mistress, mistress is the natural enemy of the original partner, when you repel the mistress, you will naturally get the potential gratitude of the original mistress]

Ye Xiao was walking around, and it was a novelty to be able to obtain the gratitude value in this way. If he hadn't been unable to bear it and threw a flower pot over there to declare war, according to the usual practice, it would probably take a long time until the system restarted.

"Meow" system, will you be with me from now on?

[Star Wish System: Yes, host.In addition, when the auxiliary mode is turned on, along with the "paid talk mode" turned on, this answer consumes 1 thank you point, thank you for your patronage]

Ye Xiao was depressed. Sure enough, there is no such thing as a free lunch. A simple answer would consume 1 point of gratitude. Ye Xiao swallowed the original question abruptly. The gratitude point was useless. Originally, 87 points were deducted. The daily consumption of the auxiliary system is 5 points, and another 1 point was deducted just now. Ye Xiao raised his paw and tugged at his ear in frustration. Is it 80 points or 82 points left?

Ye Xiao jumped onto the sofa, raised his paw and started sending messages to Xiao Qinan.

Xiaobai: Let me ask you that you have 5087 apples, you eat 5000, eat 5 more, and eat 1 more, how many are left?

Xiao Qinan found the vibrating phone from the bottom of the file, but was a little stunned by Ye Xiao's question. Elementary school students would know this kind of question. How could Xiaobai ask him such a question?Is there something in the question?Xiao Qinan began to think about other problems that this simple math problem might hide. After thinking for a long time, Xiao Qinan gave up...

Xiao Qinan: How many do you want left?

Ye Xiao flicked his tail and waited for Xiao Qinan's answer, but after waiting for 5 minutes, the other party asked him how many do you want left?I think how many are left?Bastard, can I decide?Of course, the more gratitude, the better.

Xiaobai: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Whoever asks you this, please tell me the answer!

Xiao Qinan was a little puzzled, but seeing that Ye Xiao was going crazy, he silently replied a number.

Xiao Qinan: 81

Not 80 nor 82, wrong?Ye Xiao sighed in frustration, no matter how old he was, oral arithmetic would always be the biggest pain in his heart.

Xiao Qinan was waiting for Ye Xiao's reply. Seeing that Ye Xiao didn't reply for a long time, he couldn't help thinking more, picked up the question just now and read it over and over again, and finally shook his head. Xiao Bai couldn't figure out what was going on in his mind.

Xiaobai: I threw the little flower pot on the balcony away.

Xiao Qinan: Throw the one next door?

Xiaobai: Well, they got together again on the balcony.

Xiao Qinan: ... Well thrown!

Xiaobai: o(n_n)ohaha~ Bring me a wireless speaker when you go home tonight.

Xiao Qinan: Wireless loudspeaker?do what?

Xiaobai: They are always hanging out on the balcony, you can't just disgust me!

Xiao Qinan: That’s right. I happen to know someone who sells audio equipment. They will bring it back to you after get off work at night. The high-end goods and sound quality are top-notch. The kind that can be clearly heard by the whole community after amplifying.

noob:……