Everyone loves gruel

On Saturday night, Lin Xizhou went to Ye Shijin's birthday party as scheduled.

A group of half-old fart kids can't do anything when they get together, they can only drink, chat and eat, but beer can also be intoxicating. Lin Xizhou was dragged down two bottles, and he was dizzy.

After he was drunk, he was in a similar state to when he just woke up. His brain was in a fragmented state and he couldn't think at all. It wasn't until someone put his arms around his shoulders and helped him up that Lin Xizhou turned his head belatedly.

"Lin Zheng?"

In the school, no student would call the teacher politely in private. It is good to call him by his first name. Some teachers have nicknames all over the sky, and they have all kinds of messy names.

"Well, it's me." Lin Zheng couldn't help sighing. If he hadn't seen the photo posted by Ye Shijin on Weibo, he wouldn't have known that this group of children was making such a fuss. A group of people wandering between sober and drunk. The performance is that the high is turned upside down, one by one shaking the dice and punching, it's like gathering a crowd to gamble.It took him a while to contact their respective parents to take the monkey child away. As for the last remaining Lin Xizhou, he had ulterior motives, would Lin Zheng say that?

Automatically blocking the phone calls of Lin Xizhou's apartment address and home address, which he had already memorized by heart, the parents' phone calls, Lin Zheng secretly brought the male god back to his home.

#What should I do if the male god lies disheveled in front of him after being drunk, urgent, online, etc.#

Landlord: as the title

Ten minutes later, Lin Zheng refreshed the page again, in a cold sweat, he found that the replies had already been swiped by 'present chrysanthemum' and 'pounce xxoo'.

Landlord: Don’t dare... We know each other, but he doesn’t know that I have such thoughts.

Floor 231: Yo, sounds like a real person?

Landlord reply: proper -_-||I'm not joking, okay.

Floor 232: What are you talking about, just throw it away, let’s talk about it after the raw rice is cooked.

The landlord replied: I dare not say it...

Reply on the 232nd floor: If you really want to develop, you have to talk about it sooner or later. Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Stretching the head is a knife and shrinking the head is also a knife. Sooner or later, you will die.

The landlord replied: ...Darling, are you really comforting me?

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Lin Zheng closed the post bar melancholy, and looked at Lin Xizhou with a gloomy face. It felt too fucked to be unable to speak while the male god was in front of him.egg.

He originally wanted to wait for Lin Xizhou to graduate before pointing out that it wouldn't be too embarrassing without the teacher-student relationship between the two of them at that time, but Lin Zheng couldn't control his heartbeat just now when everyone jumped up.

If it is not clear now, what if the male god has a new love in the year before the college entrance examination?It's better to take advantage of the empty window period and get in first, and then we can talk about it first.

Lin Zheng made up his mind, and boldly raised his head to look at the opposite side quietly. Lin Xizhou was much better after drinking some hot lemonade, but he was still a little sleepy, leaning crookedly on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone.

Lin Zheng clicked on the penguin with his tablet, and sent a message to Lin Xizhou, [What is the male god doing (≧▽≦)/~]

Gruel: [Nothing. 】

Qingzheng: [Does the male god want to meet Ji? 】

Gruel: [I don't want to. 】

Qingzheng: 【...Why QAQ? 】

Gruel: [Not interested. 】

Lin Zheng's heart was broken, and he continued to type with a full face, 【But I want to tell you who I am and what to do~(≧▽≦)/~】

Lin Xizhou was a little curious, 【Tell me?We know each other? 】

Qing Zheng: [...cough, yes. 】

Gruel: [Say. 】

Qingzheng: 【You'll know when you look up. 】

Lin Xizhou was about to raise his head subconsciously, but he stopped abruptly after thinking about who was sitting opposite him.

The news was so explosive that half of his sleepiness was driven away.

Lin Xizhou was stunned for a while. Although Qing Zheng liked to use emoji to make fun of him, he couldn't make such jokes.If this is true... what the hell is going on? !Even if Lin Xizhou called him to death, he couldn't connect his homeroom teacher with Qing Zheng, who was always screaming like a man.

Gruel: [... Are you kidding me? 】

While Lin Xizhou was struggling, Lin Zheng was also suffering, his fingers were so nervous that his fingers were cold.

Qing Zheng: [No...]

Lin Xizhou froze, it doesn't matter if the head teacher is a netizen, but what if the head teacher is a fan who has acted with him in radio dramas or even H-movies all day long, begging to be petted, big and small, and confessing to all kinds of things at least 10 times a week? !

Qing Zheng: [Lin Xizhou, I like you. 】

"Mr. Lin, my dad has already arrived downstairs, so I'll be leaving first." Lin Xizhou wisely didn't intend to continue replying, and stiffly pulled a smile on his face, got up and wanted to leave.

Lin Zheng's heart was already cold, "You..."

"Goodbye, teacher." Lin Xizhou walked to the door as if fleeing, but found that he couldn't open the lock of Lin Zheng's house.

Lin Zheng had been following him all the time, and now he hugged him without thinking, and his lips tremblingly fell on the side of Lin Xizhou's face.

"Lin——Qingzheng!" Realizing that it seemed even more inappropriate to call him teacher at this time, Lin Xizhou abruptly changed his name and called back to his screen name, clasped Lin Zheng's wrist with both hands and pushed him away.

Lin Zheng was unprepared for a moment, staggered back a few steps and nearly fell, and stood still by holding on to the cabinet next to him, "What I said is true." He looked straight at Lin Xizhou, "I like——"

"Enough!" Lin Xizhou suddenly turned up the volume. He couldn't tell what it was like now. He was annoyed that Qingzheng had kept him secret for so long, but more embarrassment—the teacher confessed to himself, what was going on? ? !Even if he had a good relationship with Lin Zheng compared with other classmates, Lin Xizhou always regarded him as a teacher in his heart, and he should have a lot of respect as well as distance. What should I do?

"Mr. Lin, I'll pretend nothing happened tonight. I'll go first. Goodbye." Lin Xizhou's tone was indifferent and distant, with unquestionable determination, and he didn't give the other party a chance to answer.

This time, Lin Zheng lost the strength to catch up.

#Confession, I was rejected by the male god, what should I do, wait online#

Landlord: as the title

Floor 1: Sofa!

Floor 2: It was just a spicy id, hahaha I couldn't help but fell down, right! !

3rd floor: It's nothing to worry about, it's all right, male gods are all cold.It’s good to wrap it around with a dead skin and shame, the strong girl is afraid of being wrapped around her husband, the stone will loosen one day ╮(╯_╰)╭

4th Floor: hug +1

5th floor: 3rd floor + 1

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52nd floor: 3rd floor + ID number

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Floor 232: ...Is it just me who noticed that Luzhu's gender is male and the male god is also male...

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Floor 321: Floor 232!Burn the heterosexuals!

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With a lot of unreliable encouragement and support (?), Lin Zheng was revived with full blood, and formulated a gruel strategy strategy - to hug the thigh of the male god with a dead skin.

So Lin Xizhou received a penguin message from Qingzheng: The male god loves to hug my thigh (╯3╰)～～

Lin Xizhou: ...

Qingzheng: [Male god, you are so fragrant (≧▽≦)/~What body wash do you use o(≧v≦)o]

Lin Zheng had the same sense of presence as a normal person, but Lin Xizhou didn't have such a strong mental capacity as him, so he was speechless for a while.

Putting away his phone exhausted physically and mentally, Lin Xizhou was about to go back to his room to sleep, but Lin Jiyao invited him to sleep together.

"The air conditioner in your room is broken." Lin Jiyao didn't change his face.

"Broken?" Lin Xizhou was stunned.

"Yes, I haven't had time to find someone to fix it, and the guest room has been unoccupied for too long, so I can't sleep."

"Oh." Lin Xizhou nodded, not caring much, "Then let's sleep together."

The two took off their clothes and lay down on the bed, Lin Xizhou fell asleep quickly, Lin Jiyao waited quietly in the dark for a while, making sure that Lin Xizhou was fast asleep before he dared to put his arms around his waist quietly.

Pausing for a while, as if feeling that it wasn't enough, Lin Jiyao moved closer lightly, and pressed against Lin Xizhou tightly.