A Scumbag Always Gets What He Deserves

Lei Zhe noticed Jian Qiao's discomfort immediately.

He clung to Mr. Earl's ear and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?"

He who grew up in this era couldn't understand Jian Qiao's unbearable heart.Not to mention using a whip, just driving these dwarfs directly onto the red-hot coals, making them jump on their toes and howl, can also become a fun show.

Lei Zhe had watched such a show too many times.He never felt that there was anything wrong with doing so.

In the eyes of these people, the strange-looking dwarf is a lower species than livestock, and no one will show extra sympathy to a livestock.

Jian Qiao understands the influence of the limitations of the times on Lei Zhe. If he is also a native of the noble family, his thinking may not be more enlightened than Lei Zhe.So he suppressed the discomfort in his heart, shook his head and said: "No, it's nothing, I drank a few glasses of wine just now, and my chest feels a little stuffy."

He stroked his chest lightly.

"What kind of broken body are you!" Lei Zhe was full of disgust, but he had already beckoned to the waiter: "Bring me a glass of ice water and add some lemon juice."

A glass of ice water was immediately brought to Jian Qiao's hand. The coldness of the ice cubes, the sour taste of the juice, and the pungentness of the fruit peel soon made the drowsy Jian Qiao feel a little better.

Lei Zhe is really experienced in taking care of people.

Jian Qiao sipped the glass of ice water and sighed: "I finally understand why those women like you. If I were a woman, I would like you too."

Lei Zhe, who was watching him with concern, felt his heart skip a beat for some reason.The last sentence was like a heavy hammer, knocking him dizzy.

His eyes darkened for a moment, and then he pretended not to hear clearly and asked: "What did you just say?"

Jian Qiao paused for a moment, then suddenly changed her words: "No, even if you're not a woman, I still like you. In this world, you are my favorite person."

This sentence is completely free of water.It has only been five years since she came to this world, and Jian Qiao, who is at odds with everyone, has indeed only found a like-minded friend like Lei Zhe.If he doesn't like Lei Zhe, who else can he like?

Lei Zhe: "..."

shit!He is really going to swear!What is the earl's little mouth made of?Why can it be so sweet?He must drink honey water every day, right?And it’s calendula honey!Blossoming, as bright as the sun, just like every word he uttered!

Lei Zhe's frantically throbbing heart could no longer be suppressed.At this time, the female dwarf who walked to the center of the dance floor told a very funny joke, which made all the guests laugh.

Lei Zhe also took advantage of this shareholder wind to cover up and grinned loudly.The corners of his eyes and eyebrows were filled with happiness and satisfaction that he had never had before, like a blooming marigold.

Jane Qiao also laughed.The corners of his lips were raised, his eyes were curved, and he smiled subtly, but also cheerfully.He looked at the female dwarf in the center of the stage and applauded her gently.

Lei Zhe looked at him in surprise, and then shouted: "You, you laughed? You laugh too?"

Prince Andrew was scanning the room to see who was laughing and who was not.

Keeping the smile on her face, Jian Qiao whispered, "I'm human too, of course I can laugh."

Lei Zhe observed this smiling face carefully, always feeling something was wrong.Mr. Earl's smile is indeed beautiful, his slightly curved eyes are as lovely as crescent moons, his upturned lips stretched the muscles of his cheeks, showing two small dimples, and these dimples are filled with intoxicating fine wine .

God, it turns out that M. Earl has dimples!Having known each other for so long, Lei Zhe didn't discover this big secret until now.

When not smiling, Jian Qiao is elegant, indifferent, and unattainable, but once he smiles, he is so immature.He seemed to have turned into a big boy.

It's just that the big boy's eyes seem to lack some clear light.Lei Zhe vaguely had such a thought.

But before he could think about it, Prince Andre said darkly: "Very well, everyone laughed, except Garcia. Bring me my whip!"

Immediately a servant delivered a long whip full of barbs.

The smile on the corner of Jian Qiao's mouth froze slightly, and then blossomed even more.He no longer clapped lightly, but raised his hands and slapped his palms until they were red and swollen.He wants to set off the atmosphere for the female dwarf on the stage.

The female dwarf naturally also saw the long whip in Prince Andre's hand.

Her face immediately turned pale, but she adjusted her mentality in just a moment.She boldly walked towards a handsome young aristocrat with a haughty temperament, half kneeling on the ground, begging him to dance with her, and honestly telling how she fell in love with him at first sight when she came to this banquet .

Holding her little heart, she spouted hot words of love, neither annoyed nor ashamed that young nobleman.

The strong contrast between beauty and ugliness, and the absurd plot of the toad wanting to eat swan meat made the guests laugh even more cheerfully.

The young nobleman finally couldn't bear the disturbance, and kicked the dwarf girl out.

The female dwarf fell backwards, rolled twice on the ground like a ball, and then rolled back to the feet of the young nobleman, hugged the other's calf, and said very eagerly: "My dear, please kick me again. You are right The more ruthless I am, the deeper I love you!"

The young noble's cheeks were flushed, and he sighed with his forehead.He served it!He is completely convinced!

This is the worst and most necessary way to make fun of yourself, and that is to humiliate yourself.

But the more it is like this, the more guests will buy it.They burst out laughing like never before before clapping loudly.The golden candlesticks placed on high places were shaken slightly by the strong sound waves, causing the candles to flicker.The lights and shadows danced wildly, so the figures cast by the guests on the ground were also lengthened, and then twisted and deformed.

The core of comedy is tragedy, and everyone involved in it is creating a tragedy.This laughter is not laughter, but the mourning of an era.

Seeing such a scene, the smile on Jian Qiao's face gradually faded, but the moment Lei Zhe or Prince Andre looked over, two pear dimples appeared on her cheeks.

He raised his hands and clapped vigorously.

However, even though the female dwarf tried her best to make all the nobles laugh, she couldn't make Garcia, who was sitting in the brightest place, show even the slightest smile.

The man sat upright, which ensured that her gorgeous dress did not create unwanted folds.Her emerald green eyes focused on the stage, but she seemed to see nothing.Others were laughing wildly, but she just squinted her eyes, showing a lazy expression.

In this Vanity Fair where demons danced wildly, she was the only one who was sober, self-sufficient, and determined.

And she has no idea what kind of disaster her noble posture will bring to others.

The female dwarf rolls, rolls, rolls until she loses her strength.Finally, she stopped, sat on the stage with her legs spread apart, and looked at Garcia with pleading eyes.

Garcia looked away indifferently, then frowned in disgust.She likes being watched, but it doesn't include this grotesque thing.

Prince Andrei stood up, walked slowly in the middle of the dance floor, and raised his hands to signal everyone to be quiet: "Listen to me and say a few words, everyone. Just now, I made a bet with my little thing. I said, As long as she can make all the guests laugh, I will reward her with ten gold coins, and if one of them fails to laugh, then I will flog her to death."

Prince Andre stood still in front of Garcia, and said in a gloomy tone: "Obviously, she lost!"

Everyone looked at Garcia, who was as cold as ice from the beginning to the end, and Garcia raised his delicate jaw even more proudly, as if to say——I just don't laugh, how do you treat it?

Prince Andre leaned over and threatened: "Honey, only you can save her now, understand?"

Put down your figure to make a woman laugh?No, it is absolutely impossible for Prince Andrei to do such absurd things.If he sees a beautiful flower, he will pick it off.If the flower is covered with prickly thorns, he will cut it off with scissors.

He is a total tyrant.

Hearing these vicious words and seeing the long whip full of poisonous needles, all the women present let out a low cry of horror.

"God, Garcia, please laugh quickly, hurry up! I don't want to see someone die in front of me!" A lady took out smelling salts and took two strong breaths, then covered her chest and shouted.

Garcia looked straight at Prince Andre, and said word by word: "If I want to laugh, I will smile brightly when someone dies in front of me. If I want to cry, I can count countless With all the gold and silver treasures piled up in my hands, I will cry and mourn. My emotions are completely controlled by myself, and I will not be swayed by anyone. If you want to smoke her to death, then please feel free."

After the words fell, she stretched out her hand and made a "please" gesture.

The female dwarf who looked at her with hope was crushed in an instant.She clasped her hands together and begged with sobs: "No, no, beautiful lady, please help me save my life! It's easy for you, just give me a smile, even if you grin perfunctorily, It will do. I beg you, I beg you! I have two young children to support, and they can't afford to lose their mother!"

However, no one would care about her life, let alone the life of her child.Prince Andrew could have as many animals as he wanted.

Garcia never glanced at the female dwarf, but just stared fixedly at Prince Andre, with an increasingly aggressive expression.She was competing with this man, and a life meant nothing to her.

And the more staunch, ruthless, fearless, and ruthless she is, the more she arouses the love of these big nobles who already have a sick mentality.This group of monsters who grew up in a hotbed of corruption have long distorted their own aesthetics.

The darker the creature, the more fascinating it was in their eyes.

The dimples on Jian Qiao's cheeks were completely smoothed out.When he looked at Garcia, there was no trace of appreciation in his eyes, only a deep coldness.Then, he withdrew his gaze and looked at his swollen palm.

No matter how hard he tried, nothing seemed to work.His strength is too weak.

Lei Zhe held his slender wrist and whispered, "Is that why you like that dwarf's performance so much?"

Jane Qiao nodded silently.Of course he didn't like this vulgar performance, but he couldn't help it.That is a life!

At this moment, Prince Andre laughed loudly while applauding: "Good! Very good! Dear Garcia, I like you more and more! In order to express my passionate feelings, I decided to let you watch a Good show. Drag her up."

Two male servants immediately dragged the limp female dwarf to Garcia's feet, and Prince Andrew was about to execute her in front of her.When the whip flies, Garcia will inevitably be bloodied too.

No woman can bear the horrible scene of flesh and blood being smashed to pieces.

But Garcia is no ordinary woman.She still stretched out her hand as before, and made a "please feel free" gesture.Even if someone died in front of her, she would not blink, she was so cruel.

Prince Andre nodded, showing a more pleasant smile, and then began to put on his white gloves to prevent himself from being stained with blood.He likes this woman so much!She is more unruly and unruly than the strongest wild horse on the grassland.

But he just likes challenges, and he prefers to smash the opponent's hard bones one by one.

The female midget was incontinent from fright.She was slumped on the ground, like a mass of mud, and some guests beside her even made a low laugh that was quite interesting.

Jian Qiao tried to say a few words to stop her, but closed her pale thin lips with difficulty.He knew the mentality of people like Prince Andre too well.

They are naturally rebellious, and the more others beg them not to do anything, the more they will do the opposite, because they will feel happy when they see others suffer.Moreover, Jian Qiao was nothing in his eyes, so what Jian Qiao said naturally would not have the slightest weight.

If Jian Qiao interceded for the female dwarf, the biggest possibility would be not to save her, but to make Prince Andre hit harder.He who was only given one hundred lashes at first, might give two hundred, three hundred or even more lashes with a grinning grin, and then said with a smile, "Are you satisfied now?"

Therefore, Jian Qiao could only choose to remain silent.These pampered nobles will feel tired after whipping ten whips with their own hands, and then let others do it for them.

At that time, it should be easier to intercede again.

Thinking of this, Jian Qiao clenched her fists and waited silently.When his heart was suffering from guilt, Lei Zhe suddenly said: "Andre, let her go for my sake."