[Entertainment] The gods are coming tonight

Tian Zhengguo was still sitting on the sofa, but he changed from watching Li and Yu play games to teaching Li and Yu how to play games.

Li Heyu is also very humble when someone is willing to teach him what he is not good at.

"It should be like this. If he throws a punch, you should turn sideways, and if he throws a leg, you should squat down, and then seize the time," Tian Zhengguo explained while pressing the button, "One blow is fatal."

In the end, he pressed a few more times, a set of combined punches, knocking the opponent to the ground, and the word victory was displayed on the screen.

After Tian Zhengguo finished playing, he handed the game console to Li Heyu and motioned him to come again.

Li Heyu was very serious. He twirled his fingertips and pressed the "start" button.

"Actually, I shouldn't call you brother." When he was staring at the screen, Tian Zhengguo stared at him and suddenly said.

"???" Li Heyu turned his head and didn't speak, but the meaning was obvious.

"You were born in 97, and so am I, not to mention you are born after March." Tian Zhengguo explained to him.

And this particularity?Li Heyu was a little shocked. Is this honorific culture so deep?

But he himself doesn't care about these things.

Who told God Realm to only value strength? Except for those high-ranking and powerful gods, other gods are considered equal, so there is no such thing as honorifics.

"I don't care, you can just call me by my name." Li Heyu shrugged, the game had already started, and he immediately threw himself into it.

Tian Zhengguo, who always wanted to have a relative in the company who died in the same year, his eyes lit up, a little excited, and asked repeatedly: "Really? Then can I call you Yuzi like Brother Taiheng?"

Li Heyu was recalling what Tian Zhengguo taught him before, and when he heard this, he just nodded indifferently.

So Jin Taiheng just went out to buy a condiment, and when he came back, he found that the relationship between Tian Zhengguo and Li Heyu had made a qualitative leap, and the title that belonged to him was also shared by another person.

He handed over the condiments to Jin Shuozhen, and when he turned around, he saw Tian Zhengguo shouting happily one bite at a time.

He pursed his lips and sat next to the two of them, but didn't say anything more.

The meal was ready soon, and Jin Shuo was really good at cooking. Even Li Heyu, who grew up in the God Realm, couldn't help but admire him.

After eating, everyone was satisfied, and the task of washing the dishes fell to 97line, who hadn't done much during the meal.

Jin Taiheng went back to the room after dinner, Li Heyu still felt a little strange, he was still a chatterbox before going out, but he became a silent little lamb after he came back?

"Yuzai, let's go, let's wash the dishes." Tian Zhengguo patted Li Heyu's shoulder, interrupting his thinking.

So Li Heyu rolled up his sleeves and followed Tian Zhengguo into the bathroom.

Li Heyu, who was washing dishes for the first time in half a month, squatted in the toilet and sighed as he looked at the greasy dishwashing water in front of him.

The conditions for trainees are too harsh. Several people sleep in one room, the kitchen is built out of wooden boards, and washing dishes and vegetables have to be done in the bathroom.

what is this?Is it a serious reincarnation of grains?

Fortunately, although it is a male dormitory, the clean nature of Koreans makes this bathroom look hygienic, at least there is no strange smell coming out.

Maybe Li Heyu didn't get used to it just now, anyway, Tian Zhengguo never thought about it, he washed up cheerfully, and was still teaching Li Heyu all his game skills.

Li Heyu is not very interested at this time, he wants to wash the dishes while thinking about the reason why Jin Taiheng is unhappy.

By the way, he's even learning how to wash dishes.

Following Tian Zhengguo's example, he squeezed a big lump of detergent into his hand, and then went to get the bowl.

"Wait a moment!"

"Snapped!"

Even if the sharp-eyed Tian Zhengguo saw something was wrong, he stopped it aloud, but failed to stop the free fall of the bowl from Li Heyu's hands.

The bowl fell from a high altitude, rotated 180 degrees in the air, and exploded the moment it touched the ground.

Li Heyu watched helplessly as the bowl could not be grasped firmly no matter how hard he tried, and then fell to the ground amidst Tian Zhengguo's exclamation, and the sound of shattering made him tremble in fright.

Tian Zhengguo looked at the innocent bowl for a while, then sighed: "Why don't you go out, baby, and I'll do the washing."

How could he forget that this brother is an idiot in life?

Li Heyu broke a bowl, he was guilty at first, but Tian Zhengguo drove him away, the arrogance belonging to God in his heart came out of nowhere.

"I don't! I can do it!"

Tian Zhengguo sighed again when he heard this sentence, this brother is really unwilling to admit defeat and loves to mess things up.

There seems to be an idiom about this in China.

If he can't stop it, he can only teach him with all his heart.

He cleaned up the residue first, then picked up a bowl and showed it to Li Heyu in its entirety.

"You must dissolve the detergent on your hands into the water to hold the bowl, so that it will not slip." Finally, he emphasized the correct method of Li Heyu's operation just now.

Li Heyu nodded, and began to wash the dishes confidently. Tian Zhengguo stood by and waited for him to clean a bowl successfully before returning to his job with satisfaction.

There were not many bowls and chopsticks for the six people, minus the one that Li and Yu dropped just now, plus the dishes, there were only about ten.

After washing it soon, Tian Zhengguo first carried his stack and put it in the cupboard.

This cupboard is a little tall, but it is actually made of wood, but it is fixed to the wall with nails.

Tian Zhengguo is only fourteen or fifteen years old, and he is in junior high school. Boys of this age basically have not developed much height yet.

So he put it on tiptoe.

After making sure that the bowls were secure, he clapped his hands, and was about to fold his head to hug Li Heyu's pile. If Li Heyu came by himself, they might all fall down.

He can't stop it from the middle, so it can always be solved from the source, right?

It never occurred to him that Li Heyu had already washed the dishes, and he also carried him over according to his appearance.

So when I turned around, I suddenly saw a person standing quietly behind me. Even though he was not timid, he was so frightened that he screamed.

Li Heyu glanced at him: "What's the name, get out of the way, I'll put the bowl."

Tian Zhengguo stepped aside as he said, and when he saw the bowl in his hand, he remembered his plan just now.

"Why don't you give me the bowl and let me put it?" He asked.

He was firmly rejected by Li Heyu.

"There's no need to help with such a small matter."

It took only two or three seconds for him to utter these words before a more earth-shattering beeping sound came out.

Everyone in the living room and room came out in shock.

"What's wrong?" Jin Shuozhen spoke the fastest and was the first to arrive at the scene.

When he saw the mess on the scene, he widened his eyes in disbelief, and then looked at Li Heyu who was holding a bowl on the wooden board but looked back at him innocently, beside him was so scared that he was hugging him. Tian Zhengguo with his head down.

"Are you demolishing the house?" Jin Nanjun and the others who arrived afterward were also stunned, and Zheng Xixi couldn't help complaining.

Jin Shuozhen was the hardest hit. He stared at the broken porcelain on the ground and almost lost the ability to speak.

"This... this is our cupboard..."

"The cupboard fell and all the bowls were broken."

Jin Shuozhen stuttered in shock, and the following words were joined by Jin Taeheng in a friendly manner.

Jin Shuozhen felt a dull pain in the back of his head belatedly, while Tian Zhengguo, the two involved, stood up slowly, and Li Heyu looked at them innocently.

"Brother, it's not my fault." After going through such a thing, Tian Zhengguo didn't dare to turn his head to look at his brothers. Don't even think about it, Brother Shuozhen's expression must be terrible, but he bought all these.

He defended himself quietly.

Li Heyu was holding the wooden board and didn't know whether to put it down or continue to hold it. He glanced at Tian Zhengguo. Tian Zhengguo had his back to Jin Shuozhen and the others, but he happened to be facing Li Heyu.

Tian Zhengguo's eyes were red, and his tone was extremely aggrieved.

"Brother Shuozhen, it's my fault." He took a deep breath and admitted his mistake, "When I put it on, I helped the bowl when it was about to fall over."

But he didn't forget to make an excuse in the end.

"Hold it up, what's the matter with that one?" Zheng Yuxi asked, raising his chin to gesture for the wooden board in his hand.

Speaking of this, Li Heyu really felt guilty, and he made a gesture with a wooden board.

"When holding the bowl, I slipped on the sole of my foot and subconsciously pulled the wooden board."

Then he made a gesture of breaking, and Zheng Yuxi raised his eyebrows in understanding.

Jin Shuozhen took a deep breath, and Jin Nanjun came up to him and patted him on the back to comfort him.

"It's a good thing this bowl didn't hit your forehead." Otherwise, the more you hit it, the more stupid you will be.

After finally getting along, Jin Shuozhen's first sentence was to complain about this.

After his reminder, Jin Taiheng reacted to see if Li and Yu were injured.

"I'm fine." He dragged Li Heyu around twice, looked at his anxious expression and began to explain.

Tian Zhengguo also looked nervously at Li Heyu, and was relieved to see that he was really all right.

"Is it really not hit? Squeeze your arms and touch your body, can you not tell if you are wearing clothes?" Jin Taiheng still didn't believe it, and made a gesture to pull his clothes.

Li Heyu jumped two steps back, dodging his hand.

"Is it all right?"

"It's all right."

The first sentence is Jin Taiheng, and the latter sentence is Li Heyu.

Jin Shuozhen had completely calmed down at the moment, and he clapped his hands to attract their attention.

"How about you acting in a sitcom? Hurry up and pack up and come to the living room, let's discuss a solution."

After he finished speaking, he shook his head and walked away. Jin Nanjun and Zheng Yuxi made gestures to them and followed them.

Tian Zhengguo went to the bathroom to get a broom and dustpan.

Jin Taiheng knelt down to help them, picked up the relatively large tiles with his hands, and threw them into the trash can.

After Tian Zhengguo took it, he swept the small pieces from behind. Li Heyu glanced at them quietly, and felt a rare guilt in his heart. He had done something wrong in the first place.

After cleaning up, Jin Taiheng took out the garbage bag and put it at the door, and took it to throw away when he went out the next day.

Tian Zhengguo walked to the bathroom with the tools, Li Heyu volunteered to grab the tools from him.

"I'll do it, it's such a small matter." He said as he walked to the bathroom.

After experiencing the two incidents just now, Tian Zhengguo felt a little uncertain, but the tool had already been taken away, so he could only follow behind Li Heyu.

Seeing him enter the bathroom smoothly, I just let go of my heart and was about to turn around and go to the living room.

There was a bang from the bathroom.

Tian Zhengguo: He already knew that he shouldn't feel relieved too early.

He turned back in a hurry, Li Heyu seemed to be stunned when he sat on the ground, Tian Zhengguo looked at the water stains at his feet, and he didn't seem very surprised.

Until Li Heyu raised the dustpan in his hand.

A bowl-sized hole in the plastic dustpan.

He sighed deeply in his heart, he finally thought of what the word was called, this is the off-the-shelf success is not enough, right? .

I don't know if it's luck or misfortune. If this brother is a god, he is also a god, right?