I don't do A anymore!

Bandits: "..."

A terrifying aura similar to your mother, father, grandpa, and grandma coming with a feather duster fell on every bandit's heart instantly and accurately.

Lin Chi sneered: "You have a total of 130 people,? Right now, right now, right now? Form a group of 13 people, a total of ten groups."

As he said that, he took out the retro mechanical watch that he used to train stunned youths in the military department from his pocket, and started the countdown.

The mechanical watch is shining with beautiful platinum-gold light under the rising sun, which doesn't match its crisp ticking sound that makes people panic instinctively.

"You have five minutes."

Looking at the inexplicably nervous expressions of the bandits, Lin Chi couldn't help showing a playful smile in his eyes.

Tasteful and immoral as it is, schadenfreude is one of the simplest and most foolish human pleasures.

Brando, who had just been rejected, looked at Lin Chi with a smile. He suddenly had a wonderful illusion, as if he was actually under a billowing black cloud. Huddled up in the only narrow and leaky shed waiting to be hit by the rain, and the innocent and pure smile on Lin Chi's face at this moment pierced through the terrifying and heavy clouds that rolled over his head.

Brando finally realized that Lin Chi was really gentle by nature, not just pretending to show him.

The air pressure around him suddenly dropped.

Lin Chi looked at Brando in surprise, wondering why this man suddenly became unhappy.

Brando lowered his voice and approached his ear, almost biting his soft and cool auricle, gnashing his teeth a little: "Are you smiling like this for others to see?"

Lin Chi pushed him again, especially righteously: "I have a spouse, you are not qualified to ask me this question. And,? I want to laugh because I want to laugh,? I want to show it to whom, there is no relation."

In fact, it has something to do with it, just like when Lin Chi faced Little Melans,? He would never bring any unhappiness home with him, and he would always have a gentle smile.

Brando was pushed away by Lin Chi again, he couldn't help being wronged.

But he was angry and thought about it carefully, but he still couldn't figure out what position he had to question Lin Chi like this-he had no position in the first place!

Brando: "..."

more angry.

Amidst the sound of ticking, the bandits scurrying around like headless chickens finally stepped on the line to complete the free team formation.

In fact, they weren't so panicked at first, but the emotions that Brando showed later became more and more terrifying. The bandits, who were as sensitive as small animals, were frightened. They even suspected that Brando would do something if he didn't do well. Cut them down, so they frantically formed a team, hugging the people they knew and refusing to let go.

Lin Chi cut off the beeping of the countdown.

He looked up at the trembling Bailai bandits, saw them standing in a row inexplicably, and saw how they tried hard but could only stand in a futile group and couldn't get up—"Pfft."

"Hahaha……"

Lin Chi pressed Brando's shoulders, bowed his body slightly, lowered his head and smiled several times.

The low pressure on Brando's body was dismissed by him with a forced smile.

The young man with platinum long hair and high beams has gentle eyebrows and eyes, only Lin Chi's wanton side face is reflected in his eyes, and the blue sea, blue sky and the only person are in his pupils.

Lin Chi is really human.

He has a magnanimous and indifferent air of fireworks, and he is not a pure commander who is devoting himself to planning for victory.

When Lin Chi had almost had enough of laughing, Brando coughed lightly to remind him that after all, they were still surrounded by a group of rough and clueless bandits.

Lin Chi quickly put away his smile.

In an instant, he returned to his body with the commander's soul, put down the elbow that was pressing on Brando, and regained his tall and straight posture like a sharp weapon.

"You are doing well."

In fact, Lin Chi was not simply laughing just now, he was also using his own laughter to dispel the excessive tension of these bandits.

He knew they were intimidated by Brando.

A smile appeared on Lin Chi's face again.

He said: "Okay, since you have all divided your teams and stood up, then follow the order of one, two, three, four to thirteen, and find your teammates by yourself."

Paused: "The one with the same number is the first team."

"what?!"

There was an uproar among the bandits.

They originally thought that Lin Chi would arrange tasks for them according to this group, so they deliberately formed a clique with familiar people and formed a group.

But now...

The bandit leader No. [-], who has always been relatively disobedient, is not happy. He originally got the weapon and found out that there is an oasis here, so he deliberately wanted to come here to occupy the water as king.But I didn't expect to come here, the water didn't take up, but I was hanged and beaten first.

It's okay to get beaten, he can still use the remaining weapons he hid to continue to conquer the next oasis, but... the boss of this oasis doesn't know what's wrong, he refuses to let him go Let the big bandit leader who is in charge of No. 50 people under him be here with everyone... a joke!He has been a bandit since he was a child, his grandfather and father are both bandits!Whose bandit will grass every day in the desert? !

Oh shit!It's not even a vegetable, it's grass!

Only the most useless people will endure the wind and sand, and live by planing in the yellow sand.

Bandits like them are the masters on this planet!

But unfortunately, after being beaten by Brando, bandit No. [-] was forced to spend several days outside this oasis in the sun, because he couldn't find a chance to escape.

Somehow, the concentration of "spies" in this group of bandits is ridiculously high. As long as anyone dares to escape, someone next to him will "call the police" with a loud voice.

It's not that Bandit No. [-] never ran away, but after he determined that the group of people's "calling the police" was useless, and there was no one in charge here, he immediately ignored the sound of "calling the police" around him and ran away with his younger brothers.

Unexpectedly, he ran out of about two or three sand dunes, panting against the scorching sun, and saw Brando walking back with a snake in his arms.

How smart is the number three bandit leader!

He immediately acted accordingly, rushed over to take the huge snake body from Brando's hand, and smiled obsequiously: "Hi, sister-in-law, it's hard work for sister-in-law, we came here specially to greet sister-in-law."

Immediately afterwards, he greeted the still bewildered younger brothers without saying a word, and helped Brando move the snake with him.

The wasteland giant snake died miserably.

Even the head was gone, and it was bloody, which made people panic when they saw it.

The bandit leader No. 50 never underestimated any enemy, which is the main reason why he was able to take the position of the big bandit leader controlling the No. [-] bandits at a young age.

As soon as he saw Brando holding the giant snake, he knew right away that the boss must have come to stop him from escaping.

Otherwise, why did the boss kill a snake under the sun without even panting or blushing?

It is obvious that he has already set up a posture to guard him here!

What's more, if the boss simply wants to catch the snake, there is no need to chop off the snake's head. Bandit No. [-] approached and saw a bloodstain that was split in half under the dune behind the boss. Fierce smuggler.

Sure enough, kill chickens to scare monkeys.

Well calculated!

The bandit leader No. [-] helped Brando carry the snake back to the oasis camp without showing any water on his face and panting.

After returning to the camp, he never mentioned that he wanted to run away. The hearts of the former younger brothers were fluctuating, and he tried hard to persuade them to go back.

Because he knows, as long as they dare to escape!Those two mysterious and powerful outsiders will take them back!

Ah!

Only a wise person will judge the situation and choose the best patient lurk.

But just when the bandit leader No. [-] felt that he had already seen everything, Brando carried back the snake meat that Lin Chi had changed to taste that day, and after disinfecting it with the disinfection equipment provided by Lin Chi, he ate the white and tender snake meat similar to Longli fish. Minced the snake meat and boiled it in a military pot, while telling Lin Chi that there were bandits trying to escape today.

Lin Chi stared intently at the boiling of the pot bit by bit, the brand new non-nutrient liquid food with the smell of meat mixed with strong seasoning aroma, it was actually a bit unacceptable for him to eat snake meat, but as long as Brando didn't kill the snake in front of him, he could deal with it. Snake meat, he can barely bear it.

Brando was quite proficient in handling snake meat, Lin Chi took a second look, but didn't ask.

After listening to Brando's description of the bandit leader No. [-], Lin Chi sighed: "If he wants to run away, you can let him run away. There is no need to press your head to make people come back."

"If we're doing the right thing, he'll be back sooner or later."

Brando looked back at Lin Chi in surprise.

Lin Chi thought for a while, and added: "We don't have that much surplus food for them, anyway, the free labor force has already been squeezed out, as long as we stay in this oasis, there will be a steady stream of bandits coming to our door to work for nothing. So it's better to let them run back and eat their own..."

Brando: "..."

Commander Lin is still that Commander Lin.

Therefore, the bandit leader No. [-] has been in the growing grass team and endured until today, until he estimated that most of the bandit's own food was almost exhausted, and endured until Lin Chi and Brando walked out of the shed , the timing of appearing surrounded by everyone's sight.

In some respects, the bandit leader No. [-] is indeed a smart man.

A rare breeze in the desert blew across the grassy sand, and all the bandits were whispering.

But because of the presence of Brando and Lin Chi, even if they were so large that they might directly drown Brando, they did not dare to speak loudly.

In the world of interstellar humans, the actual genetic level suppression of the ABO second gender is unimaginably strict for humans.

The Alpha pheromone that inadvertently leaked from Lin Chi's body was so strong that it was dreadful.

Bandit leader No. [-] gave his confidant a wink.

The confidant younger brother jumped out immediately, and began to take the lead in booing against Lin Chi's order to disperse.

However, Lin Chi only glanced at him, and then said to Brando, "Tie him up."

Brando didn't ask where it was tied, because when Lin Chi spoke, Lin Chi raised his hand and released the "Fudo Front" in a stopped state.

Although Lin Chi was worried that "Fudo Front" had tracking equipment, he took the time to remove all the connecting lines between the mecha and the energy block, and only kept the energy of the external device of the space chain.

Even if the "Fudo Front" was built piece by piece by Mo Lansi himself, he couldn't find it here.

Surprised exclamations erupted from the crowd.

The bandits looked up in bewilderment and shock at the pitch-black "Mobile Front" mech standing like a hill not far away, and the barren world ushered in a powerful and unprecedented impact.

Lin Chi waved his hand: "Tie it up."

The darkest color is the most heat-absorbing color, and anyone who has lived in the desert knows this.

Therefore, what they admire most is white, and they regard black as the color of killing demons.

The confidant of the No. [-] bandit leader showed a look of fear.

Although he didn't know what Lin Chi was going to do, he instinctively felt something was wrong.

Because in the desert, being tied up and exposed to the scorching sun is an extremely painful thing in itself.

The confidant younger tremblingly turned his eyes to the No. [-] bandit leader for help, but the clever No. [-] bandit leader averted his gaze at this moment.

The little brother is a little sad.

Lin Chi glanced at the No. [-] bandit leader with a half-smile, and then urged Brando, "Don't do it yet?"

Brando moved his hand anyway.

He was straightforward, and by the time the younger brother realized it, he had already been dragged and tied into the mecha.

The bandit leader next to him looked at Lin Chi in shock. Lin Chi had always appeared in front of them with a weak, lazy, gentle and kind-hearted appearance. They never expected him to have such a side.

Although he didn't know where the kindness came from, Lin Chi could still understand the other party's surprise.

However, if you want to have a team with strong command and prohibition ability as soon as possible, in this case, you need a little bit of a slanted approach.

Lin Chi narrowed his eyes.

In fact, his eyes are very beautiful, and his face with peach blossom eyes is naturally amorous and romantic.

But Lin Chi has learned to control his temperament and expression during his long career as a commander. As long as he doesn't want others to think he is kind, basically no one will think him kind—except for Mo Lansi's pathological paranoid, as long as he He wouldn't find the cold and abstinent style of the military textbook scary, and he would even think about how to take off his uniform all day long when he was free.

Lin Chi looked at the little bandit who was tied up in a mecha, and sighed.

He withdrew his gaze, gathered the attention of all the bandits together, and continued: "I know that many of you have almost run out of rations brought out."

Bandit leader No. [-] nodded solemnly.

The bandit boss also nodded solemnly.

The other bandit leaders, especially No. [-], couldn't help but get serious when they saw the two dogs nodding so solemnly.

Lin Chi looked at their performance, and his heart was clear.

"You don't need to worry about food. When you voluntarily stay and grass, you are already a group in my heart."

The face of the gangster boss became more serious.

He is not a smart man, but he at least knows that food does not fall from the sky.

But if the big brother and sister-in-law don't have any food, then the nearest food source is... his oasis camp.

Life on the desert planet is not easy. Even if you rely on the oasis, in fact, the food from the two seasons each year plus other various food sources is just barely enough to eat.

Otherwise, they wouldn't all yearn for the starry sky so much, yearning to leave this planet where they gave birth to themselves.

The bandit boss is thinking that he wants to follow Lin Chi to seek his own future, and even his grandfather supports him, but if this future needs to be exchanged for the lives of his children in the camp and their children's rations, then what? Is it worth it?

It is said that "people are not for themselves, heaven and earth will destroy".

But after all, people are not grass and trees, and their hearts are not stubborn stones.

The bandit boss was very sad, and his sadness was written on his face. The bandit leader next to him saw it and elbowed the gangster boss's arm: "What's wrong with you, you have a leather face, and you are dead with your father!" Like."

This instantly diverted the mind of the bandit boss who had already considered how he would stop in front of Brando and died heroically. He looked at the bandit leader No. [-], and slapped him secretly.

Lin Chi silently ignored the two cockfighting guys, and said to everyone: "Actually, the weeds I've asked you to collect and sow are food."

As he spoke, he casually picked a pod from the side, carefully opened the pod, and then took out the plump and dry grass seeds from it.

Lin Chi was silent for two seconds, thinking about how he should speak.

Brando next to him suddenly reached out and snatched the pods, and stuffed them into his mouth without changing his expression.

"If you are not in good health, you should eat more delicately. You can eat it next time it is cooked."

Everyone expressed their understanding of Brando's behavior of eating raw bean pods for Lin Chi. After all, so far, in their impression, Lin Chi is indeed very sick... He even drinks boiling water!

However, after all, Lin Chi is a big shot from an extraterrestrial, and the bandits can understand his special hobbies.

In fact, the grass seeds in the pods are not unpalatable, but they are not tasty either.

It tasted like raw soybeans that had been ground up and then thoroughly dried.

And a little sweet.

Brando silently bit the strange "food" in his mouth.

Lin Chi looked at Brando.

"Is it tasty?"

Brando looked at the group of yellow and thin bandits staring at him eagerly, and had to answer against his will: "It's delicious."

Seeing that the bandits' attention was diverted by whether the grass seeds could be eaten or not, they stared at the fruiting grass beside them, with an unabashed "Eat it up! Eat it up!" in their eyes.

Lin Chi helped stop the bandits who were about to pounce on the ground to graze.

"This grass seed is cooked and eaten, which is similar to rice, but it is not delicious if eaten raw."

"If there is no problem with my estimated output, this batch of Punky Grass seeds should be enough for you to eat until the next batch of Puffy Grass Seeds matures."

Bandit leader Nicholas No. [-] couldn't help raising his hand and asked, "What is rice?"

Lin Chi hesitated for a second.

He still seems to have underestimated the barrenness of this planet.

"It's slightly sweet, plump, soft, and fragrant..."

Lin Chi pulled out the adjectives in his memory one by one, until even he felt that he saw green light in the eyes of these bandits.

He hesitated for a few seconds, but decided to postpone the original meeting a little later. Perhaps it would be easier to talk about the rules after the bandits had eaten their fill.

"Zhao Si, please arrange for everyone to have a hot meal with your own hands."

There is no need for the gangster boss who died heroically for the little old man and little kid behind him to agree with red eyes.

The bandits who found out that they didn't need to pay tribute to the big brother for doing big things with the big brother, and that the big brother even tried to find a way to get food for him suddenly boiled.

They were anxiously going to eat, only the No. [-] bandit leader and his younger brothers mixed in the crowd who wanted to eat with some guilt, and occasionally looked up unwillingly at the little bandit who was hung in the mecha.

Because they found that the grass seeds were picked for their own rations, these bandits finally showed more enthusiasm than they were forced to work.

Lin Chi looked at the cheerful appearance of this group of sallow and skinny young bandits, sitting on the high grassy hillside, showing a helpless smile.

"Can I ask you to share the wolf meat you brought?"

Brando was beside him, and suddenly said to Lin Chi, "What's mine is yours."

After saying this, he turned around and went to fetch the wolf meat that he had hung near the shed, and gave it to the bandits so that they could roast some of it while cooking to supplement their protein.

Of course, it was mainly because Lin Chi didn't like to eat.

After Brando left for a quarter of an hour, the original gangster boss of Oasis shyly came over.

There were two clusters of red near his cheekbones, and he didn't know whether it was from the sun too much, or he was really embarrassed.

"Big, big brother..."

The bandit boss stared at Lin Chi nervously, and asked in a voice like a gnat: "Uh... that... can the grass seeds of this fluffy grass... be distributed to the people in the oasis?"

Lin Chi turned his gaze, and the young bandit boss immediately explained in a hurry: "They, no, we don't want to get something for nothing! We just want some grass seeds to take...really! I...from my ration Buckle! Brother! Trust me!"

He is really a simple young man in the desert.

But maybe it's just that the world they live in is different from the world Lin Chi has always lived in, so they seem relatively simple.

Lin Chi smiled kindly: "Don't let anyone disturb my nap, just pick as many grass seeds as you want, we have been living in your oasis, eating and drinking is your water source, and I will also give it to you It caused a lot of trouble."

He took out the gaudy top hat he wore when he was the first commander of the empire from his pocket, and pressed it on his face to block the sun.

"Since you are willing to accept those bandits and us, everyone has become a group. Since it is a group, isn't it the most normal thing to think about helping each other?"

After comforting the gangster boss, Lin Chi fell asleep in the grass.

The sun in the desert is venomous, but once in a while, it seems to be able to eliminate all the haze in my heart.

Lin Chi slept until the sun started to set from the center, maybe because he felt that Brando was there, so he slept soundly.

The rustling grass rubbed against Lin Chi's cheek, and Lin Chi could smell the wolf meat in the air without even opening his eyes.

He chuckled, raised his hand and grabbed the other's wrist, and whispered two words casually: "Don't make trouble."

Immediately afterwards, he heard laughter like silver bells.

and many more……

Lin Chi immediately let go and pulled the hat off.