There was a rustling sound from the back row.

"Cut,? Huaijiu got the first place in the college? That sow can climb a tree, so it must be cheating, right?"

"Sure, I don't know how much money his father stuffed? Let's guess,? How many buildings did his father donate this time?"

"Can't you guys guess something new? I guess this time it's his fiancé who paid for it. After all, it's the love of sending chrysanthemums from thousands of miles away. My wife's face must be maintained."

"Hahahahaha chicken coop warning."

Zhang Peng's ears moved. As soon as he heard what they were chatting, he exploded immediately.

Huaijiu did so well in the exam this time, indeed even he didn't expect it.But his brother,? It's someone else's turn to arrange it? ?

"boom!!"

Zhang Peng slapped the table with his palm, making a loud noise, and the whole classroom trembled.He stepped on the chair and pointed at those people viciously, "What are the eight women talking about behind the scenes!"

The person in the back also has a grandpa's temper,? Immediately, he slapped the table and said, "Who are you calling a mother-in-law!!"

"Whoever talks bad is the eighth woman." Zhang Peng rolled up his sleeves, showing a naughty smile, "You guys insist on matching the number, so what can I do? Did I press my head to make you recognize the eighth woman?"

"You fucking! Who the hell are you scolding!"

The few boys suddenly became commotion, all of them blushed and their necks were thick, they stood up in a row, and the chairs were rumbling.

Before the two sides met with their fists, the head teacher had already turned down his face, and smashed the desk several times with his old thermos cup, making a dull and earth-shattering sound.

"What are you doing!" The old teacher who has been teaching for more than ten years, yelled and spit, and it was still very intimidating, "Are you going to fight in class one by one! Fight, keep fighting, I'm calling 110! When you finish fighting, just send it to the bureau to eliminate harm for the people!"

The people in the back row suddenly went silent.

Zhang Peng is the king of trouble, and he is not at all afraid of calling the police. He still has the leisure to complain, shaking his legs, "Mr. , then can I take the initiative to argue with them?"

With this opening of his mouth, he can turn the dead into the living, and he can really play tricks, "You said that the second batch, sixteen teachers corrected a classmate's test paper, and they still doubted one or the other, not doubting We students who are pregnant with wine are doubting the teachers. Our school’s invigilation rules are very clear. Cheating will be reported and criticized by the whole school. Our class strictly abides by the school rules. If they question Huaijiu for cheating, isn’t that the same as questioning our class for cheating and our invigilator?”

In the end, he clapped his hands and was very emotional, "Can I let them slander everyone like this? No! Did the students say we cheated?!"

In fact, half of the people in their class cheated to pass the passing mark, but the classroom has a camera, and the head teacher is standing on the podium. How can they recognize this pot?

So the teacher heard the whole class shouting in unison: "No!!"

The voice is also exceptionally loud and clear.

"Wang Qiang, don't fart blindly, who cheated!"

"That's right, my heart is dirty."

"A few idiots really take themselves as a thing, do you think, do you still think that you can be the president of the old United States?!"

head teacher:"……"

The classroom was full of chaos, so he had to knock on the podium twice, "Quiet!!"

He coughed, looked at Huaijiu, "Student Huai, tell me, is this the case?"

As soon as Zhang Peng heard that there was something going on, he immediately pushed Huaijiu's elbow, "Brother Huai, tell me quickly, is this the case?"

As soon as he finished speaking, beams of eyes shone over like spotlights.

But unexpectedly, Huaijiu didn't agree with Zhang Peng's words. He lowered his head, his hair hanging on his white and soft neck, looking like a good student.

He hesitated for a moment, like a frightened animal, and said in a low voice, "It's okay...forget it."

The class was silent for two seconds.

"Bang!" The head teacher slammed his palm on the table, as if he was holding back his anger, "You guys, I'll come to my office after class."

"...My mother."

·

In the end, because of this sincere greeting to the teacher's parents, these eight wives were honored to be promoted and moved from the head teacher's office to the dean's office.

Some students passing by went to eavesdrop after class and said that the dean called their parents one by one to conduct serious education and criticism. Not only did they post big-character posters on the corridors of the dormitory, but they also included a [-]-character self-criticism.

"Oh my buddy," after class, Zhang Peng went to the cafeteria with his shoulders full of wine, and couldn't help giving him a thumbs up, "It's amazing, I never expected to see it today. A live-action version of the scheming. I heard you silent at that moment, and my heart was cold. I didn't expect you to make such a cruel move."

"If people don't offend me, I don't offend others."

Huaijiu held his pocket in one hand, and held a cup of strawberries with cream in the other hand, drinking happily.He was wearing a small white v-neck shirt today, and he looked very young. Many girls passing by were peeking at him intentionally or unintentionally.

It wasn't until he sucked the last bite into his mouth that he threw away the packaging cup contentedly, "As you said, the one who teases first is the cheapest. First put your hand into the tiger's mouth and bite it off. It's no wonder that the tiger is fierce." who?"

"Pfft." Zhang Peng looked him up and down carefully for several times, and finally laughed outrightly, "Brother Huai, I'm not afraid of offending you if I say something. Your body shape is not a tiger, but a cat."

Huaijiu: "..."

This kid, he's never finished with his cheap talk, and put it on his head?

He glanced over coolly, Zhang Peng couldn't help shivering, subconsciously raised his hand and pinched his mouth, then threw an empty object out, and said dully, "Donated."

Huaijiu patted his head lovingly, "Next time you know what not to say, don't say it."

"Okay brother. Let's take a seat in the cafeteria, brother. Please drink Bingkuoluo!"

Huaijiu answered casually, "I don't want to drink ice, I'm going to find Bai Songwei to practice the car."

"Practice? What kind of car?" Zhang Peng was stunned. He didn't understand the meaning of Huaijiu, but this didn't stop him from hating Bai Songwei, "What are you doing with that idiot? Brother Huai, you're me. Fang people, can't rebel!"

"It hasn't changed, I have loved you for 1 years. I just... run around with him."

Zhang Peng played with 'Huaijiu' for more than half a year, so it's impossible not to know that he can drive.Huaijiu can only keep my little partner out of the dark, "I...I want to have a good battle with him. Just stay at home with your driving skills. You have to concentrate on racing. I don't have the energy to take care of you then."

Zhang Peng thought about it carefully, and this was the reason.And if Huaijiu loses, it will be embarrassing for people around.If he didn't go, then he can come back and blow a B to relax.

The silly boy believed so, and enthusiastically refueled the wine for 10 minutes, and forced him to read aloud a second line of "There is a baby, he dares to kick me □ □ eh (note)". It took a long time before he was willing to let people go.

By the time Huaijiu arrived at the appointed place covered in sweat, 10 minutes had passed since their appointment.

Fortunately, Bai Songwei didn't ask him why, and directly opened the car door, "Get in the car."

He didn't drive a Jeep today, or even a car worth more than a million dollars. A small Hyundai was lying quietly on the side of the road, and passers-by would not give it a single glance.

"Identify the parts first." Bai Songwei sat on the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt, and pointed his fingers one by one, "accelerator, manual transmission, clutch, rearview mirror inside the car, and the rearview mirror on the outside...all of these are familiar." Bar."

Huaijiu nodded, "I know."

At any rate, he has watched a few episodes of Car Fan. Although he doesn't know how to drive, he still has a clear understanding of the basics.

"That's fast." Bai Songwei gave him a thumbs up approvingly, "Let's practice the start first, the start is very simple. First put in first gear, step on the clutch to the end, and when you are ready to run, release half of the clutch and release the handbrake , press the accelerator, when driving forward, the clutch is fully released, and the accelerator is turned on. The start is complete."

He spoke very fast, Huaijiu remembered a little stumbling, and his memory was fuzzy in a few places, just about to ask Bai Songwei to repeat it again, the man suddenly said in a relaxed tone, "Okay, come on!"

Huaijiu: "..."

"What's wrong? Any question?"

With a blank expression on his face, he held back for a long time and couldn't help but ask, "Shouldn't we practice it first? Just go straight on the road in case there is any traffic accident..."

"No, practice is the best teacher, just practice and you will get it." Bai Songwei patted himself on the chest with a bright smile, "Besides, I have fastened my seat belt, don't worry. "

"..."

Huaijiu: No, I am worried about myself.

People are invited by themselves, and if the teeth are knocked out, they can only be swallowed with blood.Huaijiu turned the key, took a deep breath, and prepared to start.

He turned off the ignition four or five times, and Xiao Xianxian finally started to run slowly. Repeated practice also allowed him to find the hand feeling. A novice started on the road, and even drove 500 meters on the straight.

Bai Songwei was not stingy with his applause, "I'll just say it, it's useless to talk too much, it's better to move. Isn't this a good drive?"

Huaijiu turned his head to touch the car, although it was only 500 meters, but it seemed to drive 5000 meters, and a sense of pride was born spontaneously.

"I also feel that the driving is much better." He held the steering wheel tightly with both hands, not daring to let it go, "Mr. Bai, there is a right-angle turn ahead, should we stop and turn around?"

He still wanted to practice starting more, but Bai Songwei looked surprised, "Why do you turn around? It's just good for practicing right-angle turns. It's good for both roads and roads."

Huaijiu: "..."

"This is a relatively remote coach lane. There are no people there, so you can drive boldly." Bai Songwei clicked on the map app and took a look, "I chose this place carefully, and there is a ramp ahead, wait a minute You can practice on ramps and at fixed points, and drive in curves... not bad."

Huaijiu: ...

dry.

The author has something to say: Huaijiu: mmp, can this teacher return the product?

Gu Yinglou: Heh.

[Note]

There’s a kid who dares to kick me Uh, that’s the bgm phrase that’s often used on Douyin, it’s from Overwatch Hanzo’s big move, it probably means let the dragon devour you, there are quite a lot of memes in this b station 2333

Corresponding to him is Overwatch Genji's big move, which is also quite classic. Konger is "a gay guy opened my pants chain". If you are interested, you can search for the reason.

Finally, the speed of life and death was replaced.

This chapter draws a few comments to send red envelopes =3=

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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Rijing? 1 bottle;

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