Raiding the Sick Beauty Shizun [Transmigration Book]

Yuan Xu held the baby in one hand and went down the mountain, meeting hundreds of shocked eyes along the way.

He had never felt that Baishi Mountain had such a large population!

"If you don't want to be found out by these outer disciples, you have to behave yourself." Yuan Xu lowered his voice, deliberately threatening the little baby with a sullen face. "Master, don't forget that such a case of rejuvenation has never happened in the world of cultivating immortals. If the fellows who practice Huanxi Dao in Yunmengze next door find out, I'm afraid they won't let you go."

The little guy in his arms snorted.

Yuan Xu couldn't help laughing. "Double! Even though it's not morally right to pick a child to do this kind of thing, you know it, demon cultivators."

"Bah, I know what a fart!" The little baby in his arms cursed neatly, his red lips parted and opened, unable to contain his anger. "Xiangyou, why do you treat me like this!"

Yuan Xu lowered his head and was surprised to see the little thing in his arms tightly covering his buttocks, so he immediately laughed out loud. "Master, Master, you hahahaha!"

The little baby was so angry that he stuttered. "Laugh, laugh ass!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Yuan Xu continued to laugh.

Yuan Xu's loud laughter continued all the way to the foot of Baishi Mountain, the boundary marker was clearly defined, and the gold characters were engraved with traces of auspicious clouds.This is the boundary marker of Baishi Mountain, and it is also the cage that Geng Sanghua set up for himself. Every character is written by Taoist Yan, who founded the school more than 1000 years ago.Although that old guy is not good at anything and his character is not good, his spiritual power is superior among mortals. It is the pure gold system spiritual power among the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

The golden spiritual root is really rare among mortals.The last person who used gold and fire so purely was the extremely affectionate emperor who can no longer be mentioned today.

It is said that the soul of the extremely affectionate Dao Emperor Zun is a phoenix.

Now that Fenghuang'er is sitting in the Divine Palace of the Upper Realm, the Dao of Extreme Love and Dao of Heartlessness have always been incompatible.Only he, the dead-hearted master, is still single-mindedly practicing the way of ruthlessness.He thought he could fool everyone, but in fact, even his apprentice couldn't hide it.

Yuan Xu stopped abruptly, looked down at the little baby in his arms who was still clutching his butt tightly and sulking alone.He groaned for a rare moment, and became a little serious. "Master? If we go further down, we have to leave Baishi Mountain."

"Hmph!" The little baby rolled his eyes.

The skin of Geng Sanghua, who has been transformed into a doll, is like a pile of tender tofu melted from snow. With a frown on his temples and long eyebrows, he has changed from a snow doll to a jade carving.It's so cute!

Yuan Xu suppressed a smile. "You have become like this now, what is going on? This is really difficult to explain. Besides, it will cause a lot of trouble. Master, do you want this disciple to take you away from Baishi Mountain to hide from everyone's eyes and ears? "

It's also good to go to the market and live an ordinary life incognito.Yuan Xu kind of missed the time when he didn't practice immortality and didn't remember those things about the gods and palaces in the upper world.

It's a pity that the little baby lying in his arms suddenly exploded again, and his thin red lips parted and opened. When he scolded people, it was like the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky, or like the flowing water of the Yangtze River. "What's going on? I'm not blaming you, you damn beast! If you didn't act so fiercely last night without stopping for a moment, would I be able to return to infancy? Huh? Besides, I'm already alive It’s more than 1000 years old, so how can you turn into a doll overnight? It’s not you, a damn beast! Who told you to actually use the beast prototype!!”

Yuan Xu: ...

He raised his hand and gagged the little baby's mouth again.

"Wow," the little baby resisted desperately.

Yuan Xu's mind was a little wandering.He thought about it, in the memory of the Jingu, he had indeed heard vaguely that the years of cultivators are pure white clouds and dogs, and they can be as old as they want to stay, so the world of mortal cultivators is everywhere. They are handsome men and beautiful women.

As for children... there are very few of them.

After all, the image of a child is not easy to establish prestige among the crowd, and it is easy to be bullied and despised when walking in the rivers and lakes.

Yuan Xu was thinking about something in his mind, and while walking down the mountain with the butt of the little baby Shizun, he replied casually. "Master, you also know, how can you control that matter? Besides, it's my first time, isn't it? Next time, I promise to be gentle next time."

He thinks he is good at coaxing people.After all, every time Geng Sanghua lost his temper in the past, he was the one who coaxed him.

But he did all the calculations, but he didn't count that after Geng Sanghua became a child, not only his appearance and body became a miniature version, but even his personality went straight to three years old.

The little doll version of Geng Sang's painting in his arms was gagged by him, and he murmured a few times, seeing that the resistance was futile, he simply used his hands and feet, and Tao Hua's eyes showed a fierce look.

Clap!

The next mouth is just one mouthful.

"Ah——" Yuan Xu suffered from pain, and almost missed the little doll version of Master in his arms.He stopped and lowered his head, looking at the two rows of bloody teeth marks on the back of his hand with a gloomy expression. "...Master, are you a dog?"

The little baby* Geng Sanghua raised her nostrils arrogantly and snorted.

Yuan Xu's face became even more gloomy.But Shizun is Shizun after all, even if he becomes a little baby, he is still Shizun himself.Besides, it was still his master who had just slept soundly.

Yuan Xu's face was sullen, and after a few seconds of silence, he raised his hand, "Smack!"

Slapped the little doll's ass.

"...Ahhh! Scoundrel! You...you bastard!" Geng Sanghua never thought that Yuan Xu could be so shameless, even if the other party turned into a bastard, he personally endured it last night I did, but I still didn't expect the day when I would be spanked by this bastard.

Yuan Xu: ...

He raised his hand and gave another slap that was neither light nor heavy, and by the way, he also tilted the corner of his mouth. Relying on his handsomeness, he curled his lips into a particularly shameless smile. "What's the matter, Master, you provoked me first."

"You, you..." Geng Sang was so angry that he wished he could die with Yuan Xu.He bit Yuan Xu's shoulder hard, his long hair was scattered behind his shoulder, his brows were wet with sweat, and he was furious. "Sinister! Beast! I, today, I must bite you to death!"

Yuan Xu laughed even more despicably. "How to bite?"

He looked down at Geng Sanghua, who was only seven or eight years old, and shook his head. "Now it's not like before, Lian.! Child crime is very serious, don't you know...my good master?"