[Comprehensive Classics] Traveled all over Europe to demolish CP

Chapter8 Damn, I forgot about Collins!

When Elizabeth fully recovered, Jane finally breathed a sigh of relief, and with Mr. Bingley's sad face, Miss Bingley's happy run, and Mr. Darcy's expressionless face... almost fled.

Who wants to face a face of "you owe me money, you owe me money, and you owe me money without writing an IOU" all day long?Except for Miss Bingley, whose brain circuits are different from ordinary people, and Mr. Bingley, who has embarked on the "bamboo horse" road of no return, who would? !

"Oh, God...Miss Bennet left this house...she took my heart with her..." Mr. Bingley's pale green eyes were getting watery, as if they were about to burst into tears.

"You can't see her bright eyes, and the whole of Netherfield has dimmed, right?" Miss Bingley unceremoniously teased her brother, and at the same time teased her brother's sweetheart.

...Why is there a strong CP of Elizabeth X Miss Bingley?Queen X has a poisonous tongue, so cute!

Bright Eyes……

In Mr. Darcy's mind, a pair of eyes that are bluer than cornflowers, hidden under gentle politeness and even presumptuous...

He couldn't help feeling that it was good news that they were leaving Netherfield.

—Miss Jane Bennet had been with him long enough that he did not expect to be so enchanted by her this time.

Mr. Darcy had a sudden idea, and resolved to make himself especially careful not to show any sign of admiration for her at the present time--not to show any sign, lest she try to manipulate his life's happiness in the wrong way. .

... Mr. Darcy, you have too much imagination.

According to Jane's character of Baozi who is not playful and too lazy to calculate...manipulation?How do you spell this word?

After escaping from Netherfield, which became a wolf's lair because of Mr. Darcy's existence...

Jane heard another bolt from the blue from Mr. Bennet:

"My dear lady, I hope you have prepared your lunch better to-day, for I expect there will be some visitor today, either a gentleman or a stranger."

Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled like Jane's, and Jane covered her chest COS Mrs. Bennet moaned nervously, even the facial muscles pulled desperately could not cover up the delicate and dignified face. "Hhhhhhhh...help" slowly emerged.

In the terms of Honglouqiang, it is like a Jiao Lei hit on the top of the head.

God of time travel... I forgot about Mr. Collins!

Thinking that Mr. Collins would salivate over the beauty of the eldest daughter... Jane weakly bit her handkerchief.

When they finally had the luck to successfully meet with Mr. Collins, who had never seen him but heard his voice first, Jane found that the 1995 BBC version of "Pride and Prejudice" really got the essence of the original work.

——A 25-year-old young man, tall and fat-looking, with a plump and round face gleaming red, adding to him a kind of solemn and majestic style, but his rigidity to etiquette makes this style bigger discount.

As soon as Mr. Collins sat down, he complimented Mrs. Bennet on her good fortune in having so many fine daughters.He said that he had heard people praise their beauty for a long time, but when he met him today, he realized that their beauty far surpassed their reputation; Mr. Collins also said that he believed that the ladies would have a happy marriage in due time.

Mr. Bennet and his five daughters were irritated by his dull, incomprehensible, ridiculously long flattery.Only Mrs. Bennet enjoyed herself, and there was no compliment she could not bear.

When Mr. Collins looked at every piece of furniture and every decoration carefully and enthusiastically praised each piece of furniture and every decoration with the attitude of a master, when he asked "Which cousin can cook well", his The intention of coming has been revealed undoubtedly.

Only the brain is not in the same dimension as most people. Mrs. Bennet said very angrily that their family could not afford to hire a decent cook.

Mr. Collins then made a humbly apology for a quarter of an hour.

How could he replace the same meaning with seven or eight different expressions?How did he make compliments as natural and necessary as breathing?How did he manage to integrate the habit of complimenting people all the time into his fatty veins?

Jane stared at the rosy, fat, stupid face, feeling paralyzed and helpless.

God of time travel, tell me, if I drag Mr. Collins to die together, what are the chances of traveling back 200 years?

"As far as I know, how many people think that Duchess Catherine is proud, but I just feel kind. She usually talks to me, and always treats me as a person of status. She has no objection to me and my neighbors. and I have no objection to my leaving the parish occasionally for a week or two to visit relatives and friends. Domon, who is sympathetic, has personally persuaded me to marry early, as long as I can choose my partner carefully. She also visited the humble house once. , agrees with all the improvements I have made in the house, and has been instructed by Lady Catherine herself to add a few shelves to the sideboard upstairs..."

Every time Mr. Collins mentioned the benefactor, he seemed to bow his head in awe.

"Miss de Bourgh is a very lovely girl. Lady Catherine herself said that when it comes to true beauty, Miss de Bourgh surpasses the most beautiful women in the world; I knew that she was born noble. She could be multi-talented, but it's a pity that the young lady's physique is not good and she didn't study, otherwise she must be proficient in everything. Her female teacher told me this, and the teacher is still talking to their mother. She lives with her. She is indeed very lovely, and often comes to the humble house in her little carriage, regardless of her name."

...What kind of servile face is this... It is simply the sense of sight of "My Lady Queen, come and flog me"...

Jane resisted the urge to touch her forehead.

"Unfortunately she is too feeble to pass the capital, which, as I said to Lady Catherine the other day, would indeed deprive an English court of one of the brightest ornaments--her old man was quite pleased with my statement. As you can imagine, I take pleasure in saying, on any occasion, a few clever compliments to the delight of the ladies and gentlemen. I have told Lady Catherine many times that her fair lady was a natural Duchess, no matter which duchess or uncle you marry in the future, no matter how high the status of that uncle is, instead of increasing the dignity of the lady, you will let the lady win glory for him. These words made her very happy , I always feel that I should pay special attention to this aspect."

Cough, shameless to this extent, it is out of the blue.

Jane felt that if she continued to listen to it, her correct three views would be brutally distorted, so that she would have the illusion of "this guy is stupid and cute".

Apparently, Mr. Bennet couldn't bear it any longer. He began to display his talent in cynicism, and said with a look of admiration: "You are very right. Since you have this talent, you can flatter others very cleverly." It will also be good for you. May I ask you, did you think of your flattering words on the spur of the moment, or did you think about it a long time ago?"

Mr. Bennet sneered at every word, but Mr. Collins, obviously not so intelligent, took it as a well-intentioned compliment.

"Mostly I remembered it from the temporary situation." Mr. Collins made a silly smile that seemed modest, but actually stretched and deformed the fat face, "But sometimes I also joke with myself, it is very good to think in advance. Good little compliments are usually used when you have the opportunity, and when you say them, you always have to pretend to be natural."

... This Mr. Collins is as absurd as Jane Austen has judged.

She thought of Jane Austen and said:

Mr. Collins is not a reasonable person. Although he has been educated and stepped into the society, his congenital defects have not been compensated.He spends most of his days under the tutelage of his illiterate father who loves money.He had been to college, too, but barely managed a few semesters without making a single useful friend.His father's strict discipline had formed in him a habit of submissiveness, but this habit was more than offset.Because he was an idiot, and he lived a leisurely life all of a sudden, so it was inevitable that he would become smug, not to mention that he made a windfall at a young age, and he was even more self-important and pretentious.

There was a vacancy in the parish of Hunsford at that time, and he was fortunate enough to be promoted by the Duchess Catherine de Bourgh.Seeing that his patroness had a high status, he worshiped and respected him wholeheartedly; on the other hand, he was pretentious, thinking that he should have such and such rights as a priest, so he was a combination of arrogance, obedience, and conceit. Dual character with humility.

(To put it more vulgarly, Mr. Collins is a slave, a dog, begging for mercy from his master, and arrogant to those who are inferior to him.)

He now has a nice house, a decent income, and wants to get married.The reason why he wanted to make peace with the Longborn family was because he wanted to find a wife in their house.If the young ladies of the family were as beautiful and lovely as they were said to be, he must choose one.

This is what he called the plan of compensation, the plan of redemption, so that they can have a clear conscience when they inherit their father's inheritance in the future.He thought it was an ingenious way of doing it, with the utmost propriety and generosity.

After he saw these ladies, he didn't change his original plan.The sight of Jane's lovely face fixed his mind, and confirmed his old-fashioned notion that everything should go first with the oldest lady.

...stop!Can't continue to think about the original text!Otherwise, I'd just spit it out on the dining table, maybe I'd spit it all over his face!

Baozi hovered on the verge of eruption.

It's almost unbearable!

Jane clutched the napkin tightly and took a breath to muster up the courage to continue to endure... only to find that Mrs. Bennet loved Mr. Collins so much that she even put him on the list of "promising and lovely young people"... …

oh god!Mr Collins why weren't you born 25 years earlier? !You and Mrs. Bennet would be a match made in heaven!

This is the sincerest voice of Jane Bennet and Mr. Bennet, father and daughter.