Abuse reformation

When Shi Chao and Dai Wang temporarily reached a cooperative united front, Ye Huai was busy in Heifengzhai watching things for others.

Ever since his reputation as a "superior" started in Heifeng Village, everyone wanted to come and see what Mr. Ye is capable of.Therefore, every day of his life is busy and fulfilling.

Ye Huai didn't dislike it either.

Although living in the mountains these days is comfortable, it is indeed a bit boring. Helping people with fortune-telling and fortune-telling can pass some time.Besides, these people will not come empty-handed, and will bring some gifts to eat every time they come to the door.

It can pass the time and have delicious food, why not do it?

Of course, it would be nice if the questions asked by this group of people were more reliable.

"Master, do the math for me quickly. When will I be able to make a fortune?"

Looking at the country man with a thin body and a monkey face in front of him, Ye Huai couldn't help but remain silent.Sharp-billed monkey cheeks, short and narrow seal, collapsed nose bridge, and thin earlobes, it looks like a face without blessings or wealth.

So... is he telling the truth or is he telling the truth?

Just when he was hesitating, he heard a hearty and hearty laughter from the opposite side——

"Hahahaha... Make a fortune? Skinny monkey, you can really think about it."

Being ridiculed by the tall and strong man beside him, the thin monkey became annoyed and said, "You! Ma Dashan, I'm talking to a tall man!"

"Skinny monkey, don't ask an expert about this kind of thing. Hurry up and go home and lie down, there is everything in your dreams hahaha..." Ma Dashan pushed people aside as he said.

Being cut into the queue, the thin monkey was a little unconvinced, obviously he came first.

But no matter how unconvinced, he could only hold back in the end.There is a big difference in size between the two, if he wants to fight hard, he will definitely not be able to beat Ma Dashan.After weighing again and again, the thin monkey finally had to reluctantly choose to give in.

Ma Dashan, who had successfully joined the team, immediately approached Ye Huai with a smile on his face and said, "Master, you can do the math for me too."

Ye Huai glanced at him, "What do you want to be?"

When asked this question, a rare blush appeared on the dark cheeks of the big man in front of him.Seeing his faltering attitude, Ye Huai was puzzled, and asked again: "What exactly?"

I saw Ma Dashan scratching his head, looking a little embarrassed, "That's just... marriage."

"I'm already twenty, and I haven't married yet. Not only my mother is worried, but I am also worried! I also want my wife and children to be hot on the bed!"

Ye Huai: "..."

You should go to the matchmaker for this kind of thing, not me.I can't introduce you to my daughter-in-law.

After a bit of slander, Ye Huai finally held back his words.

On the other side, Ma Dashan gradually gave up his previous shyness and reserve, and looked at him earnestly: "Master, look... When will I be able to marry a wife? Do I have to put on a show?" Fa or something?"

"Hahahahaha..."

001 was already bursting out laughing, "God, what a magic trick, has he read too many scriptures?"

Ye Huai was very calm, "Theoretically, the Peach Blossom Formation can indeed be used, but it is not very effective in practice. Because you cannot guarantee that the one you recruit will be a positive Peach Blossom. Even if you recruit a positive Peach Blossom, it is not certain whether you will be able to achieve a positive result in the end." .”

After speaking, a nodding emoticon popped up on the screen, and 001 said: "Think about it, if you are really so good, Yuelao can resign."

"Although you are running on me, it is undeniable that what you said is the truth."

001 was a little surprised when he heard the words: "You actually admitted it like this?"

"I'm a disciple of Maoshan, and I'm good at exorcising ghosts and subduing demons. This technique of harmony such as peach blossoms is not the master of my sect."

Seeing Ye Huai's look of reason, 001 couldn't help but be speechless.Should I say that you have self-knowledge or that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water...

"Master? Expert? Mr. Ye?"

Seeing that Ye Huai had been staring at one place without moving, Ma Dashan couldn't help feeling strange, so he stretched out his hand and waved in front of him, "Are you okay?"

Hearing the sound, Ye Huai finally realized that there was a big living person standing in front of him.So he cleared his throat, touched his chin with his fingers and picked up the beard that didn't really exist, and put on a fairy-like appearance.

"It's nothing, I just wandered for a while."

"Oh." Ma Dashan smiled honestly, "That expert, my marriage..."

Ye Huai stretched out his hand without changing his expression, "Bring me the birth date."

Hearing this, Ma Dashan hastily presented it with both hands.

After taking it, Ye Huai glanced at it, closed it silently and said in a low voice: "You take this birthday horoscope later, go back to your mother, and ask her to ask someone to look west of your residence. If there is a suitable one, within a year You must be married."

001's voice rang again: "Will he believe such words? People are not fools."

As soon as the words fell, Ma Dashan's eyes widened on the opposite side, and his expression couldn't hide his excitement: "Really, Master?"

Ye Huai raised his eyebrows at 001 who was facing him, but then withdrew his complacent look, and said in a calm tone, "If you don't believe me, I won't force you. Anyway, you are the one looking for a wife, not me."

"I believe it! I'll go back and tell my mother right away."

Ye Huai waved his hand and said, "Go quickly."

"Good good!"

Just when Ma Dashan was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly stopped and turned back to put down the paper bag in his hand, and looked at Ye Huai with a flattering expression: "Master, you can use the lotus leaf roast chicken just out of the oven." After saying these words, he left Ye Huai's residence with a happy face.

Seeing the back of the other party leaving excitedly, 001 couldn't help but said: "What you just said is not a lie to him, is it?"

Ye Huai: "It's not considered cheating. How can he get out of the order if he doesn't go out much?"

001:"……"

001: "I didn't mean that. You just asked him to go west to find..."

"Oh, so that's what you meant." Ye Huai took a sip of tea calmly, "He's short of gold in his life, so there's nothing wrong with asking him to look for it in the west."

001: ? ? ?

001: "To be honest, are you making up these words?"

Ye Huai: "Yes."

001:"……"

001 did not expect Ye Huai to admit it so sincerely, and felt heartbroken for a while.After a moment of silence, it couldn't help but said, "Don't you feel that you are not guilty?"

Hearing this, Ye Huai was stunned, with doubts on his face, "What can I be guilty of?"

"..."

001: "Oh, forgot. You have no heart."

The careless Ye Huai immediately blocked the noisy system.Looking at the fragrant lotus leaf roast chicken in front of him, he couldn't help swallowing.Just as he was peeling off the lotus leaf to enjoy the delicious food, there was a weak voice next to his ear:

"...Master?"

Hearing the sound, Ye Huai suddenly raised his head, and saw the skinny monkey standing outside the door and staring at him.

His foodie instinct made him feel a little bit of crisis, he calmly hugged the lotus leaf roast chicken in front of him, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Seeing the person on the other side nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Ye Huai asked vigilantly, "What's the matter?"

Skinny Monkey: "You haven't told me when I will get rich."

Ye Huai: "..."

Although thousands of alpacas were galloping in his heart, he still had a calm look on his face, "Oh, you said that."

"In this way, you go home and take a hoe, find a piece of uncultivated wasteland to reclaim the land, and then plant some food and take good care of it. You will have money in a few months."

???

The thin monkey showed a suspicious expression on his face: "Isn't this just farming?"

Ye Huai nodded, "That's right, it's farming."

"I asked you when you will get rich, but you let me farm? Are you playing with me?!" The thin monkey became angry immediately: "What a master, I think he is a liar!"

"Skinny monkey, what are you talking about? How could an expert be a liar?" At the door, Xiao Huoya, who happened to come to deliver food to Ye Huai, was also angry when he heard this sentence, and immediately put down the food basket in his hand and was about to step forward fan theory.

"Isn't it?" The thin monkey retorted angrily, "I asked him when I would get rich and he asked me to farm. Isn't that just fooling people?"

Xiao Huoya couldn't help being happy when he heard it, "I just want to get rich without doing anything, how can there be such a good pie in the sky for you. If you are really so lucky and can make a fortune, you will be reduced to our Heifeng Village as a Japanese pirate ?”

The thin monkey was at a loss for words when he heard the words.He paused for a moment and then beeped unconvinced: "What if? The emperor was a beggar back then."

"You're beautiful, kid. Can the emperor compare to you?"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Ye Huai frowned.

What annoys him the most is that someone is arguing in front of him, and he doesn't feel comfortable eating.

After weighing it over and over again, he had no choice but to reluctantly put down the still warm lotus leaf chicken in his hand, and said seriously: "I'm telling the truth, farming can indeed make money."

"Come on, how is it possible?" The thin monkey obviously didn't believe his words.

Ye Huai was not angry when he was refuted, but just stated the facts calmly and reasoned, "Scholars, farmers, businessmen, and agricultural platoons are second. Besides being a high-ranking official, the most promising person in the world is farming."

Skinny Monkey:? ? ?

Ye Huai said again: "Think about it again, do people have to eat?"

Skinny Monkey, "... yes."

"In times of famine and turmoil, is food expensive?"

"expensive."

"Isn't that enough?"

As he said that, Ye Huai raised his hand and patted the other person's shoulder, encouraging him: "Young man, work hard. If you are lucky, it is possible to make a lot of money in the future."

The thin monkey was a little skeptical at first, but after hearing Ye Huai's words, he suddenly came to his senses.

Thinking about it carefully, what this Ye Gao said is not unreasonable.The imperial court can allow the common people to pay taxes with food, which shows that food is very important!

Thinking of this, the thin monkey couldn't help but feel ashamed.Experts have pointed out a clear way for him, but he is still messing around.

Thinking about it, he said with shame on his face: "I'm sorry, master, I offended you just now. Your lord has a lot, so don't be as knowledgeable as me."

"fine."

Ye Huai smiled, and waved his hand generously to show that he didn't care, but in fact, he wished that the other party would leave quickly.If he doesn't go back, his roast chicken and dinner will be cold.

Fortunately, the thin monkey didn't delay for long, and left after saying a few words of thanks.

Watching the other party's back, Xiao Huoya sighed helplessly: "Mr. Ye, you are Ma Ye's guest now, so you can completely ignore this group of people. It's like they come here every day to disturb you, what are you like?" look."

Ye Huai smiled and said: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, idle is idle."

With no visitors disturbing, Ye Huai finally ate roast chicken with peace of mind.While eating, he chatted with Xiao Huoya without saying a word.While chatting, I asked about the situation in the village.

"Where's your boss? Why haven't you come back after going out for so many days?"

"Isn't it?" Xiao Huoya sighed and said, "I was supposed to go back yesterday after counting the days, but now it's already the third day, and there is no news. I don't know if something happened. gone."

Seeing the faint worry on his face, Ye Huai lowered his eyes and asked casually: "Are you worried about your boss?"

Hearing this, Xiao Huoya was stunned for a moment, and then he grinned and said, "How is it possible? Boss is from Dongying. He killed so many people in Ningzhou, and he is not good to our brothers... To tell the truth , We wouldn’t have come here if we weren’t afraid of death.”

People seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. The city guards in Ningzhou are slack and useless to drive out the barbarians. The fishermen and people along the coast can only beg for mercy from these vicious Japanese pirates in order to survive.Over time, there are more fake pirates than real pirates.

Although they knew that their behavior was forced by the situation, it was indeed not honorable.

Ye Huai didn't want to think too much, and instead asked: "Then you..."

"I'm worried about Heifengzhai." Xiao Huoya's voice lowered, "After all, we only have this place to live in now."

Ye Huai couldn't help being silent when he saw that Xiao Kuoya's usually silly and cheerful face showed a rare haze.

The moment this group of people chose to surrender to the Japanese pirates and join them, everything changed.

Regardless of whether they have actually done bad things, in the eyes of the court they are Japanese pirates, a group of thieves who should be punished.No one cares why they made such choices.

The streets of Zhumen's wine and meat are frozen to the bone. Those officials only care about their own political achievements and whether they are doing well. No one cares about the life and death of these common people.

This is the tragedy of this society and the tragedy of this era.

Thinking of this, Ye Huai couldn't help but let out a deep breath.There seemed to be a suffocated air in the chest, and there was nowhere to vent it.

Sensing his emotional fluctuations, 001 suddenly paused.

It has been with Ye Huai for several months, and this is the first time it has seen him like this.You must know that your own host has always been careless in doing things, and the words of this little gaping tooth can make him react like this...

Before it can analyze the reason of all this, Ye Huai said to Xiao Huoya——

"What do you plan to do if the imperial court really eradicates Heifengzhai?"

Xiao Huoya blinked his peasy eyes, as if he was confused by his sudden question, "What else can I do? Of course I'm running away."

Ye Huai pressed on step by step, "What if you can't escape?"

Hearing this, Xiao Huoya froze slightly.He didn't seem to have thought about it.After being stunned for a moment, he began to think seriously about Ye Huai's question.

After a while, he raised his head and said seriously: "If you can't escape, you must escape!"

Looking at his firm and sincere eyes, Ye Huai was moved for a moment.Just when he thought that the other party would say some profound philosophical words, he only listened to Xiao Huoya's way——

"If we can't escape, our old Zhou family will be dead!"