Abuse reformation

Maybe it's the effect of leech essence, or maybe it's because the cesspit is too smelly.Aunt Zhang, who had been holding back for a long time, couldn't help but vomited along with her.

At this time, if someone passes by here, they can see an extremely rare and interesting scene——

A huge leech was crouching on a tree by the side of the road and vomited crazily. In the cesspit opposite, a poop-yellow figure was also vomiting crazily.

The leech vomited, and found that the woman on the opposite side also vomited together, and felt speechless for a moment.

Leech Essence: Fuck, labor and management haven’t eaten yet, you made me sick of the last night’s meal, and you, a human being, still have the guts to vomit?In order to prevent labor and capital from sucking blood, they even came up with such a poisonous plan as jumping into a cesspit, which is cruel enough!I have to say that your plan has succeeded!Labor and management have no appetite and stop eating!

Although she couldn't see the eyes of the monster in front of her, Aunt Zhang could clearly feel the disgust of the monster all over her body.

If not, it didn't take long to see the big leech in front of me twist and fall, turning into a black and blue mist and disappearing.

Looking at the flies buzzing in front of her eyes, Aunt Zhang, who had escaped, felt complicated.

And is this the blessing given to her by the Buddha?Falling into a cesspit, the smell is so bad that even the monsters can't bear to eat it?

She didn't have time to think about it, so she hurriedly crawled out of the cesspit.There was no other reason, if she stayed any longer, she might faint from the smell.

After finally crawling out of the cesspit, Aunt Zhang was so tired that she was out of breath.However, as soon as he inhaled, the feeling of nausea came again.

What a fucking fuck!It's not good to drop it somewhere, it must fall into the cesspit.

Now that she was dirty and smelly, she wished she could take a bath right away.But she never dared to go to the water's edge again.

Forget it, let's go back and wash it again,

If it stinks, it stinks, at least his life is saved.

……

I don't know if it's because Aunt Zhang attracted the leech spirit's full attention, and everyone else escaped successfully.

When the group of women ran back to the town and began to tell their family and neighbors about the horrible incident they encountered while washing clothes by the river, they did not know who asked, "Where is Sister Chunhua?"

At this moment, everyone remembered that they had left Aunt Zhang behind.

"It's over, it's over! That monster is going in the direction of Sister Chunhua!

Hearing this, the hearts of those present were tense, "Then Miss Chunhua..."

"Shall we go back and have a look?"

"Go back? Maybe I will bump into a monster! I won't go."

"Isn't Miss Chunhua still wearing a safety talisman? I think she will be fine."

Just when a group of people were comforting themselves in panic, they heard a voice from behind them: "Nong bastard!"

Hearing the familiar scolding sound, a group of people reacted quickly.

It's Miss Chunhua!

Just when they wanted to turn their heads to perform a touching sisterly love, they suddenly smelled a very strange smell.

"What's the smell?"

The smell is so horrifying that the ghosts and gods will cry.Just one breath can make people die in place, and I can't wait to report to Lord Yan immediately.

Turning his head and looking, he saw a strange smelly figure surrounded by feces not far away, with his arms crossed, saying, "Li Chuntao! Chen Tieju! Tuesday girl! You just left me and ran away..."

For a moment, all the people present covered their mouths and noses, frowned, and their expressions were distorted.Before Aunt Zhang finished cursing, everyone in front of her said, "Ouch..."

……

The story that Aunt Zhang and her party ran into leeches when they went to wash clothes by the river suddenly spread in the town.

But even more shocking than this incident was the way Aunt Zhang escaped.

Who would have thought that falling into a cesspit would have such a miraculous effect.

Not only did he "escape from danger at the mouth of the scorpion", but he was able to make the monster run away in disgust?This is simply a legend!

The storyteller in the teahouse used this event as material and spread it everywhere.For a time, Aunt Zhang's deeds were widely circulated throughout the county.

Through this incident, many people were inspired.In order to save their lives, they put a bucket of dung at the door of their house one after another to prevent monsters from invading.

In the beginning, this method was despised by many people——

"Is it disgusting to put a dung bucket in front of the house?"

"It stinks, how can you bear it?"

Of course, although some people do not despise it, they are also skeptical: Does this really work?

Until later, those people witnessed a huge black shadow backing away three feet after passing by their houses with dung in the doorway, and they immediately believed in this method.

Although this method stinks a bit, it can save your life!

Ever since, those ordinary people who hated the smell of feces at first also followed suit and placed feces buckets in front of the door.

If there is one, there are two.Not long after, this "unhealthy trend" also spread to the county government.

"My lord, why don't we also put a few buckets of dung in front of the county government office?"

Looking at the barrels of foul-smelling things not far away, Cheng Lin froze for a moment, felt breathless, and almost couldn't hold back the expression on his face.

"Withdraw and withdraw!"

He tried his best to resist the urge to vomit, and quickly waved his hands.He signaled his subordinates to quickly carry those things away.

It wasn't until the county government office couldn't smell the smell that Cheng Lin straightened up and lectured his subordinates with a straight face: "How can you put those things at the door of the government office? Are you trying to commit the crime of contempt of the court!"

Hearing this, the servants below immediately shook their heads.

At this time, as the master, Li Quanquan hesitated, "But my lord, the people in this county..."

Although he didn't say the whole thing, everyone present could understand what he meant.

Everyone in the county today is in danger. In order to avoid being killed by monsters, every household does this.If the common people are like this, what about them?

Seeing the town gradually becoming stinky, Cheng County Magistrate gritted his teeth: "This leech essence must be removed!" Otherwise, they will really have to smell the feces every day to live!

When the county magistrate approached Ye Huai, the Fang family was experiencing a fierce struggle.

"This dung bucket must not be placed!"

Ye Huai refused righteously.If you really want them to put it at the door, he won't smell bad when he goes in and out every day?

Now it is already painful to go out, and you have to continue to endure the smell of feces when you go home. How is this possible?

"Brother, I also know that this thing smells bad, but if you don't let it go, monsters will come to our house!"

Hearing this, Ye Huai couldn't help but support his forehead, "...don't worry, monsters won't come to our house."

"Why? Brother, how can you be sure?"

"..."

Of course he was sure, because he had set up a magic circle to exorcise evil spirits in the whole house, and as long as the monsters approached, they would definitely be injured.

But how would he explain this to them?

Looking at the puzzled siblings in front of him, Ye Huai couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

If I had known that he shouldn't be lazy back then, he should have tried his best to find out and destroy that leech, otherwise he wouldn't have to fall into this embarrassing and passive situation now.

At this time, Cheng Lin, the magistrate of the county, appeared.His existence was like a timely rain, which rescued him in time.

Without waiting for the other party to explain why he came, Ye Huai immediately said: "Needless to say, I will help you sir."

Cheng Lin:? ? ?

He hasn't said anything yet.

……

After a stick of incense.

"Master Cheng is looking for Fang because of the leech spirit?"

Cheng Lin hesitated slightly when he heard the words, and said with a wry smile: "Fang Juren is right. The county's visit this time is indeed an unfeeling invitation."

He let out a long sigh: "Nowadays, all the people in the county put dung buckets in front of their houses. Although this method can solve the urgent need, it is not a long-term solution after all. And..."

As if thinking of some unpleasant memories, an indescribable expression suddenly appeared on Mr. Cheng's face.

After all, he didn't say anything, just shook his head, and continued: "I have visited many temples and Taoist temples in this county these days. But when I heard that I want to ask them to help find monsters, all of them will Pushing three and blocking four. I really have no other way."

After finishing speaking, he paused and asked, "Fang Juren, is there really no way to find that leech spirit?"

The handsome young man in front of him put down the teacup in his hand, "There is actually a way, but it's a little troublesome."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Lin immediately sat up straight, and said solemnly: "I am not afraid of trouble."

Ye Huai: "..."

Of course you are not afraid of trouble, because it is not you who are trouble, but me.

Silently complaining in his heart, Ye Huai fell into deep thought.

No matter what, this matter has to be resolved, otherwise those two little devils will have to pile up shit in front of their house.

Thinking about it, Ye Huai said: "You have to open the altar to find traces of evildoers."

As shown in some film and television dramas, Taoist priests also need to open the altar to catch ghosts and monsters.Especially in the case of some mission targets that cannot be found, opening the forum is the most effective way.

In the past, Ye Huai seldom opened forums in his work. First, it was troublesome, and second, it was unnecessary.

Because ghosts usually stay in a fixed place and will not move easily, so in the past, he would go directly to the haunted place to deal with it, and there was no need to open the altar.

But ghosts are different.

Before these things become refined, they are all animals.Animals Animals, as the name suggests, are living creatures.

As a monster that has opened its mind, has its own thoughts, and can move, how can it stay in one place obediently and let others attack it?

They are like guerrilla warfare, appearing here for a while, appearing there for a while, without any certainty.

So at this time, the practice of opening the altar plays a key role.

But this method is not like in movies and TV dramas, just wear a Taoist robe and recite a few spells with a magic weapon.You also need the thing that the monster is most interested in.

In other words, "bait".

To use an analogy, this practice of opening forums is like fishing law enforcement.First, the radar accurately locates the criminal, and then catches him by fishing.

If you want to catch good fish, you have to use the right bait.And this leech is most interested in sucking human blood.

Ye Huai rubbed his chin and bowed his head in thought, who should he find as bait?

On the opposite side, Cheng Lin saw Ye Huai frowning with a very distressed look, and thought that the opening of the altar was very tricky.

So he quickly said: "About this method of opening the altar, if Fang Juren needs anything, just tell me. As long as I can help, I will do my best to do it!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Huai rolled his eyes and raised his tone slightly: "Master Cheng is serious?"

"It's hard to chase after a gentleman's words. Naturally, what I say is true."

Really dozed off to send a pillow.

"That's really a coincidence, Mr. Cheng."

Ye Huai raised the corners of his lips and said, "Fang has something here that really needs your help."

Seeing the half-smile expression of the young man in front of him, for some reason, Cheng Lin, who was always fearless, felt a chill down his spine.

……