Fox summer oil breeding manual

How does it feel to transform from human to animal?

Mr. Xia Youjie, a former super conjurer, now the leader of the crab legs, a magician, recalled the question he saw on a certain Twitter, and felt that now he could answer it with his own experience.

After several rounds of stimulation, he has become content with his new body. If other people know that he has become a fox, Xia Youjie will definitely find a way to kill him, so as to avoid being caught and threatened by his weakness. But since Gojo Satoru discovered it, Then of course there is no need to worry about this.

The fox Xiayou was lying on the couch, with his front paws crossed in front of him, and he put his head on it. He narrowed his eyes, watching Gojo Satoru facing an instruction manual for assembling the fox villa.

I don't know when he placed the order, but when one person and one fox returned to Wujo Wu's house, a large pile of packages had already been neatly piled up at the door waiting to be signed for.

"Come on, Jie, let's take a look at your house!" Gojo Wu, who was finally done, patted the ashes off his hands, and waved at Xia Youjie, "I wanted to buy the three-story house, but the other party said that the canines don't know how to do it." Like too high."

Don't even think about it, I don't know how to sleep in a kennel!

The fox Xia You ignored him, and even opened his mouth to yawn. The little pink tongue was particularly obvious against the pure black fur.

"I don't have a guest room at home. If you don't sleep here, you can only share the same bed with me. Jie is looking forward to sleeping with me~" Seeing that he couldn't go over, Gojo Satoru stepped forward and held the fox's armpit He lifted him up.

Under the effect of gravity, the fox Xiayou stretched a long tail, and straightened its tail when it was suspended in the air.He is still not used to the feeling of being hugged around. There is no point of support for his body, and he can only rely on the opponent's hand, which makes the fox feel a little insecure.

"Huh."

I can sleep on the sofa.

Upholding human dignity, Xia Youjie insisted on refusing.

"I put a lot of thought into it, and even cut my hands." Gojo Satoru gestured to the scratches on his wrist.

Show some face, Wu, how dare you act like a baby without breaking your skin?Fox Xiayou gave him a contemptuous look, her slender eyes carried the charm of a fox.

"Okay, okay, let's see if there are any interesting toys~" Gojo Satoru held up the fox and swayed it to the side of the pile of pet toys. In that posture, as long as there is an accompaniment, there can be a waltz.

It's okay to just look at it, Xia Youjie is also a little curious about the current pet toys.He has never had a pet, so he has no idea how many inexplicable and insane things the current shit shoveler has designed for his master.

The sharp claws were looming between the soft pads, and the fox Xia You lay on Wu Wu's legs, looking at Wu Wu's toys as he showed him a bunch of toys.

"this?"

Electric mice, no.

"this?"

Laser pointer?Do you think I'd be stupid enough to run after a red dot?

"this?"

Did you really buy dog ​​chews?Too ugly, don't.

"This is interesting. I studied it a bit before I knew how to use it."

What the hell, a tennis ball machine?

"Okay, okay, you definitely need this."

Finally, Gojo Satoru took out the scratching post that had been at hand long ago.There is a large triangular grab board with a hole in the middle, which can be used to sharpen the claws, lie on it or hide in the hole.The texture of sisal is very good, the texture is fine and tight, it will not be too rough, and it will not rot when scratched. It does not look cheap.

To be honest, the fox's desire to destroy is no less than that of the husky. Xia You almost couldn't help scratching the sofa under Hua several times just now. He already felt that he was influenced by the nature of the fox. This cat scratching board is just right now.

He lowered his upper body and lunged forward. His sharp claws popped out from the pink paw pads and slashed across the sisal surface, leaving deep marks. It seems that even a good-quality cat scratcher cannot Under the claws of the fox Xiayou for too long.

Ah... this claw feel is really great!

Xia Youjie is obsessed with the cat scratcher and can't help himself. From time to time, the small fox's mouth can't help but overflow with "beep", and the big furry tail flicks back and forth happily.

"Is cat scratching board so much fun?"

Seeing the little fox only caring about sharpening his claws, Gojo Satoru hugged him unwillingly, not allowing him to approach the scratching post any further.

?

The fox Xia You moved his limbs in a dazed inertia, grabbed a lonesome in his claws, and finally came back to his senses.

Gan?

what am i doingPlaying with scratching posts?

This is not right.

Fox Xiayou hung in the air, his limbs hanging limply, thinking silently.

The habit of the fox has too much influence, how can I completely disregard the surrounding environment and become addicted to a pet toy?

Thinking of this in his mind, the claws began to miss the feeling of grabbing something, and they stretched out and retracted unconsciously.

But scratching the board is really a bit of fun...

Gojo Satoru stuffed the fox into his arms, sat cross-legged on the ground, and scratched the soft fur on the little fox's chin with one hand: "What are you thinking, Jie?"

I'm thinking you push a little harder, yes, go up a little bit.Fox Xiayou raised his head, enjoyed Gojo Satoru's slightly jerky hair-plucking skills, and forcibly suppressed the desire to turn his belly//.

Even in human form, he is not wary of Gojo Satoru at all, not to mention the fox form in which the wildness prevails. It is as if he has some kind of intelligence-reducing buff, and his brain can't think about too complicated content at all.

Gojo Satoru was practicing the fox-rolling skills while observing Xia Youjie's state. A trace of worry flashed through his covered eyes: Jie's current state is too strange. Rather than saying that he is turning into a fox, it is better to say that he is about to become a fox. Adult foxes, the habits of beasts undoubtedly suppress human reason.

What the hell did you come across, Jay?

At this moment, a small "gurgling—" sound came from the little fox's abdomen.

Space-time freezes suddenly.

"puff"

Gojo Satoru couldn't help laughing: "My fault, my fault, what does Jie want to eat? It is said on the Internet that the recipe of a domesticated fox is similar to that of a dog, but you don't know how to eat dog food, right? I bought jerky and asked for it. Don't try it?"

The fox Xia You huddled together in embarrassment and anger, with its head buried under its furry tail. From a distance, it looked like a ball of black fur had grown on the sofa.

Is this my fault?It's not normal to be hungry after nearly [-] hours without a drop of water!It's all Wu's fault. If it wasn't for him, I would have eaten hot pot a long time ago.

It doesn't matter if there is no Wujo Wu, he will most likely become a fox, let alone jerky, whether he can eat normal food or not.And if he really did as he wished, according to his gastrointestinal condition, he would eat hot pot on an empty stomach, and in the next few days he would definitely fall in love with the bathroom and the nutrition injection.

In short, it's all Gojo Satoru's fault and it's right!

The chicken jerky bought at a high price really won the heart of Fox Xiayou.Gojo Satoru put them one by one in his palm, watching the little fox bite away and eat them one by one.Although it is too bland for human taste, for animals, the overflowing aroma is delicious enough.

Fox Xiayou didn't have a big appetite, so he turned his head to refuse more jerky after a while.He licked the corners of his mouth contentedly, and started cleaning very naturally, licking the pads, washing his face again, one, two, three, four, one more time.

Gojo Satoru next to him looked at this scene, his surface was as steady as an old dog, and there were only four words in his heart that kept swiping the screen.

Cute, want to raise.