why don't you laugh

Xiao Zhi dialed the phone: "Chen is healthy?"

"Chen's health requires regular work and rest, and now he is going to sleep." Chen Bing said.

Xiao Zhi smiled for a while: "Okay, you sleep."

"Where's Xiao Jianqiang?" Chen Bing asked.

"Xiao Jianqiang will play for a while and go home," Xiao Zhi replied in a low voice, "The report is over."

"Okay," Chen Bing stopped arguing with him, "Then I'll hang up first, send me a video when you get home, and I'll check."

"it is good."

The phone hangs up.

The park was bustling for a long time in the early morning, and gradually when the crowds cleared, it became boring to play Doudizhu in hand, and lay on the poker table without speaking for a long time.

Xiao Zhi got up: "Let's go."

"Okay, wait, I'm going to drive." My cousin sighed, "It seems that I have returned without success today."

"You fucking—" Guan Kun looked at his virtue, "You're worthless."

"You know a fart." Cousin poohed him.

Guan Kun laughed: "Didn't your mother go on a blind date with you last time?"

"That won't work. Marriage is free now, and arranged marriages are out of the question." My cousin got into the car, turned the steering wheel, and started to back out along the road.

Guan Kun sat in the co-pilot, Xiao Zhi sat in the back seat, listening to their chat with half-closed eyes, only dozing off.

Normally Xiao Zhi would rarely run so far in the middle of the night, but just now he wanted to see Chen Bing, and because taxis were expensive during Chinese New Year, he just tricked his cousin Guan Kun over here.

The cousin’s mentality is not bad, humming a little song all the way, opening the car window to the bottom, and playing a dynamic DJ song that resounds through the street from the speaker, the sound waves are quite rhythmic.

Xiao Zhi smiled: "Cousin is good at aesthetics."

"It's okay," my cousin glanced, and his shoulders trembled. "The Douyin Classic Leg Shaking Divine Comedy, my mother asked me why I jumped out of the coffin to dance."

While talking about my cousin really moving left and right, Guan Kun cooperates with stretching his neck, which is similar to the head-shaking trio in Jim Carrey's movie.

"..."

Xiao Zhi leaned back, so as not to be mistaken for being with them.

Shaking his legs, the cousin expressed his doubts all along: "Big brother, I ran half the city on New Year's Eve. I thought you were looking at your wife, why?"

"It depends on the wife."

"Did you see it?"

"I see," Xiao Zhi said, "His family style is relatively strict, so we met and had to go home."

"That's a pity." My cousin clicked his tongue.

Chatting while walking along the way, there were a lot of vehicles at night, and there was a road out of the main city, and there was a lot of traffic in front of it, my cousin poked his head out and looked back and forth: "Damn, is this traffic jam? These people are not going home Is it Chinese New Year?"

"I don't know what's going on." Guan Kun also said.

"I was hit by a fucking car in front, right? On the first day of the new year, it's a good start."

"..."

He slowed down the speed of the car, waiting to see whether there was a traffic jam or an accident ahead, he didn't notice a flash of light behind him, turned around and saw the speeding car, and he said "fuck—" in a curving and undulating voice.

"boom--!"

After the loud noise, the vehicle shook violently, his vision became blurred, Xiao Zhi leaned forward, his knees touched the knitted cover behind the sofa, and something seemed to have punched his forehead heavily.

"Hold!"

The tires of the car sank a lot towards the side flower bed, and the rear wheels were still spinning. Xiao Zhi quickly regained his composure, and heard the pain from the front seat——

"Wori..." Guan Kun's head almost smashed through the window glass next to him, and roared, "I'll fuck your father!"

He was in poor condition, my cousin hissed, and opened the car door to see which bastard it was.

He was tall and strong, and he was carved out of the same mold as Guan Kun.The rear hood was sunken in half, and a wine-red BMW was parked.The cousin knocked on the car door cursing, and was dragged out by a middle-aged fat man by the collar.

"Can you fucking drive!"

"……Excuse me."

When the other party spoke, the smell of alcohol came to his face.

Xiao Zhi got out of the car after a delay of three or four seconds, and went to the front seat to check on Guan Kun's injuries.There were cracked lines on the glass of the car, Xiao Zhi was taken aback: "Are you all right?"

"..." Guan Kun couldn't describe his feelings, "I'm fucking tough, but I'm not so fucking tough, am I?"

He was still able to tell jokes, Xiao Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, took out his mobile phone and started making calls.

When he said something to the hospital, his cousin cursed harshly behind him: "Fuck your mother, can you drive?!"

"Are you fucking blind? It's better than you to find a light bulb on the side of the road and plug it in!"

"I damn near beat you up today!"

"..."

Noisy, the driver obviously drank and drove after the New Year's Eve dinner, he was so frightened by cousin Guan Kun that he didn't dare to say a word, thinking he had encountered a hooligan, he apologized repeatedly.

"Your driver's license must be suspended today. If you don't, I'll go to the traffic police to hang myself." My cousin raised his leg and kicked hard against the overturned car hood. He turned back to the front seat to check on Guan Kun's injuries.

New Year's Eve, I didn't expect it to be like this.Guan Kun clutched the bag on his forehead and asked, "Did you see blood, Brother Xiao?"

"No blood."

"?"

Guan Kun smiled with a distorted expression: "The glass of the car is cracked, isn't it bleeding yet?"

Xiao Zhi looked at it, and gestured to him: "A bruise the size of an egg."

"..."

Guan Kun was speechless for a long while, and was so hurt that he couldn't even yell at the driver, and raised his hand to give him a middle finger.

The ambulance and the traffic police team both arrived. As expected of an old Jianghu, my cousin put on a sad face and scolded the traffic police with snot and tears. Xiao Zhi said: "Then I will take him to the hospital first."

Guan Kun didn't have much to worry about, he just had a swollen forehead and needed to be checked. As soon as he arrived on the road, his cousin got a message: "You should have a full body check by the way, so as not to cause the root cause of the disease."

Guan Kun didn't quite understand: "I just have a headache."

"Did you hit an idiot, didn't you? If you ask you to check it, you can check it—" He lowered his voice a little, "Anyway, it's this idiot who got drunk and caused the accident to pay the medical bills."

"..."

It is true.

It is a way of survival for ordinary people.

Guan Kun was still looking like a tough guy in front of the nurse sister one second, and suddenly felt uncomfortable all over the body, needed to be checked, and took medicine, Xiao Zhi was very happy to see.

"Good for you."

Boys are more heartless and don't care much about the pain of the wound.

While queuing up, Guan Kun deliberately took a photo of the big bag on his forehead, and Wen Wei estimated to write a 300-word essay describing the thrilling experience tonight, but Guan Kun's mouth is rather stupid, and he especially wanted to pretend that he survived a catastrophe. The appearance, only simply sent a few words.

-[The first "surprise" of the new year was a car accident. ]

——The accompanying picture is a big bruise on his forehead.

Sitting next to him, Xiao Zhi also feels like a fucking magic tonight.

Cousin Guan Kun didn't deal with the car until three or four in the morning and came over, cursing as he walked.

"Fucking hell, he didn't want to kill me, but he dared to drive on the main road after drinking a bottle of beer? Why didn't he drive into hell?"

Guan Kun was still undergoing a gastroscopy. He sat down and was about to light a cigarette when he was reprimanded by the nurse next to him.

Nodding and bowing and saying "I'm sorry", he looked at Xiao Zhi for a while and said, "I guess I won't be able to go back tonight."

"It's all right."

"Are you sleepy?"

"I am not sleepy."

"If you're sleepy, just squint for a while, I have something to call you."

Xiao Zhi didn't feel sleepy at first, but he felt dizzy after dawn, so he sat down beside the waiting chair.

Sitting, the TV next to him was showing a replay of the Spring Festival Gala, and he was beaming, but now he couldn't even sleep in the hospital, feeling very magical.

The mobile phone only has 20% of the battery left. After falling asleep, I woke up at [-] o'clock. When I clicked on it, it showed that the battery was too low.

Chen Bing sent a message on WeChat at 6:30.

CB: [I woke up. ]

6:35 A message.

CB: [Get up. ]

6:50 Three messages.

CB: [I guess you're still awake. ]

CB: [What time did you get home yesterday? }

CB: [What about your video? ]

Just as Xiao Zhi was about to reply to the message, the screen of the phone went black, and the battery was so low that it was turned off immediately.

Xiao Zhi thought for a while and put the phone in his pocket.

With gauze wrapped around Guan Kun's forehead, he looked like an Indian third grader, sitting beside Xiao Zhi with a sleepy face: "I'm fucking sleepy."

"It's over?"

"It's not over," Guan Kun gestured to the side, "My brother is undergoing a full body checkup, do you want to do the same?"

"..." Xiao Zhi's eyelids twitched, "Forget it."

"You're welcome."

"Who are you saying you're welcome to?"

"This man, remind him." Guan Kun scratched his hair and said indifferently, "Thanks to our great fortune, if my head is a little weaker, he will pay more than a few thousand this time."

"Okay, I have to thank you."

Guan Kun laughed twice.

He took his mobile phone, and yesterday's circle of friends was really surprised and worried, and the number of likes surged several times compared to before.

[I rely on my brother Xiaokun, are you all right? ]

[Your bag is so chic...]

[Omg oh oh my god, what hospital is it? ]

The vanity of a young man like Guan Kun is clearly not a big deal, so he specifically selected the comment with the most urgent greeting, and replied, "Oh, I won't say it."

Ambiguous reply.

The injury can be serious or not, it all depends on the understanding of the audience.

"..."

Xiao Zhi got up: "Are you hungry? I'll go buy you something to eat."

"Need not."

"I'm still hungry if you're not hungry."

Xiao Zhi walked out of the hall, "Let's go."

There were row upon row of breakfast shops outside the hospital, Xiao Zhi found a random shop, and habitually touched his phone to check the time after eating, only to realize that the battery had long since run out.

Fortunately, there are more than ten yuan in my pocket.

After paying and returning to the hospital, there was still a tall figure standing in the lobby.

Chen Bing didn't know when he came here. His thin pointed chin was covered by the collar of his brown down jacket, his face was a little pale, and he felt like he came here in a hurry, sitting in a chair panting.

Seeing Xiao Zhi, Chen Bing's eyes covered with thin gray flickered slightly, and it was not clear what the emotion was... similar to fear.

But just because of this incident, Xiao Zhi was a little surprised.

He raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you here?"

"..." Chen Bing was speechless.

Chen Bing was really, fast, scared to death.

In the morning, Chen Bing sent a message to Xiao Zhi but didn't reply. Chen Bing looked at Moments boredly, and came across Guan Kun's specious remarks - "The first surprise of the new year, a car accident", "Oh, don't mention it" and the extremely rare big bag on his forehead .

Chen Bing saw PTSD when he saw the word "car accident", not to mention that he couldn't get through to Xiao Zhi, so he hurriedly asked the hospital for a taxi.Xiao Zhi wasn't there, so he thought he was probably in some kind of intensive care unit, but Guan Kun said lightly, "Brother Xiao? He's gone to cook."

"..."

Chen Bing waited for a while until Xiao Zhi came back.

Xiao Zhi didn't take it seriously, and pulled Chen Bing to sit down: "I'm fine, except for a little pain in my knee, I'm fine now."

Chen Bing sat on the spot, his face did not recover from his paleness, but he stared straight at Xiao Zhi, as if he had lost his soul.

The cousin next to me came over with a checklist, and planned to find out the reasons for baldness, baldness, and hair loss, and came to talk to Xiao Zhi and Guan Kun: "You two are in a hurry to go home, so go first, and I will think about it later. Didn't check."

Guan Kun laughed straight: "You accumulate some virtue."

Xiao Zhi responded.

He was about to get up when he felt his hand was slightly hooked.

Xiao Zhi tilted his head, seeing that Chen Bing was a bit stubborn, looking at him, his lips turned pale: "Why is this?"

The temperature of the teenager's fingers was very low, as cold as ice cubes in the arctic.

An invisible silence brewed in it.

Xiao Zhi smiled inexplicably: "Frightened?"

Chen Bing: "Yes."

"So timid?"

A casual sentence.

Chen Bing's eyes were covered with a thin layer of coldness, looking at him, his eyelids twitched slightly, and then turned to look elsewhere.

He didn't speak, and didn't make much movement, he just moved his sitting posture to the side.

"..."

But Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and saw the clue.

Chen Bing might be annoyed by these words.

Xiao Zhi stretched out his hand tentatively, about ten centimeters away from Chen Bing's wrist, and was opened with a "snap!" by the backhand.

Then, Chen Bing pursed his lower lip coldly.

"Don't touch me."

"..."

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