Lie to the monk I'm pregnant

"I'm hungry and cold, do you have money?"

The monk shook his head.

"I want to take a bath, can you give me hot water?"

The monk shook his head again.

"Since we don't have any, we can only ask someone else to ask for it. Monk, I don't want you to do much, just set it on fire and get something out, okay?"

The monk did not speak, nor shook his head.

"Didn't you just say you would help me?"

"But... stealing is a violation of the precepts..." the monk struggled.

Chi Xingwo didn't take it seriously: "Where is this stealing? Money is just a thing outside of the body, right? If you don't bring it with you when you die, how can you take it too seriously? We just borrow it and use it. It’s not that I don’t intend to pay it back.”

Seeing the monk's expression still hesitant, he continued: "Besides, I was rich, otherwise we wouldn't be able to stay in the inn, but all my things fell into the fire, there was nothing left, and I almost died I also took it in, so it’s not too much to ask them to pay back the money, right?”

The monk nodded: "What you said makes sense." He has only been down the mountain for a few years, and spent most of his time hiding in ruined temples, and he only has a vague idea of ​​money, but the abbot did say that money is something outside the body , don't take it too seriously.

"However..." The monk still hesitated in his heart, "Setting fire will hurt ordinary people, no!"

"Nonsense!" Chi Xingwo looked at the monk with a smile, and his voice was gentle, "How could it hurt people? We just burned their houses down. They can run away by themselves. If they run out, don't they? Will no one get hurt?

And if you think about it, they should be punished for doing something wrong, right? Since they like setting fire so much, let them also experience the feeling of watching their own house burn down. "

The monk thought about it, and felt that what the girl said was very reasonable. Those people could not be punished at all. He felt something was wrong just now, and it turned out to be the reason.

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

Chi Xingwo smiled slowly, but his face was covered with burnt ashes, and the monk couldn't see clearly.

In the early morning of the next day, people went out one after another, and soon some people found that their house was on fire, and the strange thing was that the fire was burning from the top down, and they only had time to call their family members out. It is said that the fire is out, and there is no time to transfer all the belongings.

This time the fire was recorded in Qingyang City's Monster Chronicle, because after the fire they had statistics and found three suspicious points.

One is that many households were caught on fire this time, but no one was injured or injured, but a lot of money was lost.

The second is that those people who were burned were all involved in the incident of the demon monk.

The third is that someone saw the demon monk on the roof of his house.

Thus, the title of Monk and Monk, and Chi Xingwo's title of Demon Girl have been handed down in Qingyang City so far, and everyone who passes by Qingyang City will hear this strange story.

However, Chi Xingwo and the monk didn't know about these follow-ups, because they had already left Qingyang City.

This time Chi Xingwo didn't insist on not letting the monk carry it like last time, and then he was exhausted, and when the monk asked to carry him, he climbed up with kindness.

When they arrived in the new market town, the two found an inn, but they still only needed one room.

Now Chi Xingwo was very sure that the monk would not kill him, but he still didn't want to live in a room alone, because there were monsters and ghosts that he couldn't deal with, and there were countless ordinary people who didn't have the law in their hearts.

They didn't seem to care much about human life. He had no choice but to save his own life.

Across a screen, Chi Xingwo was taking a bath in a bathtub surrounded by water mist. He hadn't taken a good bath for several days, and he could barely rub a layer of mud on his body, especially the water, which had changed its color.

"Monk, I need to change the water..."

The heartbeat of the monk outside the screen stopped for a moment, and why...he didn't know.

He stood up in a daze, and when he walked around the screen, when he caught a glimpse of the naked but unabashed person, his eyes seemed to be burned, and he immediately looked at his feet.

Chi Xingwo didn't notice the monk's reaction, because he had just discovered something very important, so at this moment he just absent-mindedly instructed the monk to change the water.

The monk who was accused of making a mess didn't think there was anything wrong. He first took out the dirty water bucket by bucket, then scrubbed the bucket, and finally poured clean hot water into the washed bucket... Ten After a few back and forth, I finally got everything done.

Here, Chi Xingwo couldn't wait to get into the water again, and the monk hurried away from the screen.

"Monk, wait..."

The monk who was walking too fast almost tripped himself, and he stopped suddenly without making a sound.

Chi Xingwo looked at the figure of the monk with his back to him, leaned on the edge of the tub and said, "Monk, do me a favor."

"Say……"

"I don't have any clean clothes to wear, go and buy some for me." He even forgot that his clothes had been burnt to the ground, and now he has nothing to wear.

"Okay..." The monk rushed out of the room as if fleeing for his life.

Chi Xingwo wanted to explain a few more words, but that guy was too fast to explain anything in time.

If you make a mistake, the monk will buy clothes, won't he bring back a bunch of bright red and green flowery skirts, then he won't wear them.

Probably not, after all the clothes he usually wears are seen by monks, so he should buy them according to the style and color, right?

The more Chi Xingwo thought about it, the more he felt that the monk was unreliable.

……

The monk who took the money bag and went out felt that the air outside seemed to be a bit cooler, and it was not as stuffy as in the house, which made him out of breath.

It's just...he's never bought clothes, it's women's skirts, how can he buy them?

The monk's robe on his body was made for him by a nephew in the monastery. Although it doesn't look very good-looking, it is very comfortable to wear.

But how to buy women's dresses?

The monk who had no idea in his heart, with a bag of gold and silver in his arms, started shopping on the street. There were also monks like him shopping on the street, so he observed what they were buying. Or to see if they want to buy clothes.

Unfortunately, apparently not.

He continued to walk forward until he stopped in front of a lively tailor-made clothing store. Under the surprised eyes of many aunts and daughters-in-law, he walked into the shop full of fragrance powder.

It's just that when he stepped in, he sneezed first.

It is estimated that there are too many women in it, and the smell of powder is too strong.

While keeping a distance from other women, he observed those flowery skirts that only women would wear.

If the color is too strong or too bright, she will definitely not like it and will not buy it.

He looked in another direction and continued to choose.

The shopkeeper of the ready-made clothing store watched a monk enter the store, and then watched the monk walk freely among the women, looking at the dresses on the counter from time to time, with his mouth opened wide.

Does this monk want to buy a skirt?

It doesn't matter, as long as you can do business, it's not a rare thing to sell skirts to monks. I heard from the clerk in the pharmacy that there are monks who go to the pharmacy to buy abortion pills.

The corner of the shopkeeper's mouth twitched into a smile, and hurriedly greeted him.

"The guest officer is optimistic about that kind?"

Although the monk didn't recognize the woman in front of him, he just observed outside for a while, and found that many people surrounded her asking for something, so he knew that this person might be in charge.

"A woman's dress, simple and elegant."

As soon as he heard it was simple and elegant, the shopkeeper pouted in his heart, how much money can a simple and elegant one make?She acted as if she hadn't heard, and started recommending to the monk the complicated and colorful dresses on the counter.

"Master, look at this workmanship, how fine it is, it's comfortable to touch, it doesn't hurt at all.

And this color, it looks very energetic, and a person with fair skin looks like a delicate flower in a lining.

Look at the embroidery again, it was embroidered stitch by stitch by our embroiderer here, it is so lifelike..."