Lie to the monk I'm pregnant

"That's... done?" Chi Xingwo looked at his palm, there was a flash of white light just now, but now there was nothing, and when he looked at the monk's palm again, there was nothing.

It seems that nothing has changed... The monk told him not to resist, but to let go of his body and mind to accept the external force, he always remembered it.

Chi Xingwo carefully felt the changes in his body... Uh... nothing...

Maybe it's because the time hasn't come yet, I remember the first time he met the monk in the ruined temple...ahem...my body didn't change until the next morning.

"Is the contract successful?" Chi Xingwo looked at the monk expectantly.

"Success." The monk smiled a little at this moment.

"Hahaha, that's good, that's good... By the way, monk, let me ask you a question."

The monk locked his eyes tightly on the smiling Chi Xingwo, and said softly, "Ask..."

"Well...how long can you live?" Seriously, there was seven points of expectation, and three points of caution.

"It should be a long time..." A dazzling smile flashed in the monk's eyes.

"A long, long time... How long is it?" Chi Xingwo suddenly flew up, oh my god, is he really going to live forever?God!He actually picked up such a big bargain. In the future, he will treat the monk better, let the monk maintain a good attitude at all times, and then live longer, so that he can live for a long, long time.

"I should be able to live for 2000 years. If my skill continues to grow, my lifespan will also increase."

For 2000 years, it has been about 1000 years since it was assigned to him. My God, he has decided that he will no longer think about cultivation, and will rely on monks in the future.

"Monk, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you right away?"

"...noodles..." The monk originally wanted to say that he didn't want to eat anything, but seeing Chi Xingwo's enthusiastic face, wishing he could immediately make a table full of Chinese people, his heart softened immediately, and he couldn't say no to it. Casually said something to eat.

"Okay, you rest first, I'll make it for you right now, don't run around..." Before he finished speaking, the man ran out, towards the kitchen.

The monk watched him go further and further, the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually faded, and he still had a lot to say.

It's not that it's too late, it's that I don't want to say it.

The spiritual contract is not only for those who form the contract to share the life span, more importantly, the spiritual contract is the most intimate contract used between Taoist couples.

From then on, he and Xingwo are one body, both hurt and prosperous, and no one can separate them.

……

The God Venerable who is far away in the Book Pavilion somewhere in the Jingu Temple is immersed in the vast jade slips at this time. Since returning, he has never stepped out of the Book Pavilion, but he has tried his best to find out information about the Absolute Spirit Body But very few.

Just as he looked up at the bright moon-like light in the center of his head, wondering if there was any information he needed, there was a change in his Shenting Zifu.

This is the first change in the 10 years since he was promoted to God, and it has never happened before.

So why this time?

With a thought in his mind, the divine sense probed towards the Purple Mansion of Shenting, only to see a faint white mark suddenly appearing in the Purple Mansion, drawn by a pale pink light belt, pointing to an unknown distance.

This is... Although he has never used it and the mark is very dim, he can tell at a glance that it is the mark of the spirit deed.

It is only used for spiritual deeds between extremely loving and intimate Taoist couples...

What the hell did that idiot do in the mortal world?

The god's consciousness traced the light pink light all the way, and then saw Chi Xingwo who was standing in front of the stove, sweating profusely but still struggling to wield the spatula.

The smile on the corner of that guy's mouth was silly no matter how he looked at it.

The unhappiness and anger in Shen Zun's heart were slightly suppressed, but he was still a little unhappy.

No one even notified him... Well, it would be even more strange if he was notified.

But it was obviously about him, but he was the last one to learn about it, or he was forced to learn about it. This feeling is really unpleasant!

However, when he looked at the smiling person, his eyes gradually froze and his expression sank.

The truth that he never wanted to believe was proven at this moment.

Absolute spirit body, insulated from the aura of all things in the world by nature, cannot be changed.

Whether it's his blessing or the half-life skill of the monk, it can't have any influence on Chi Xingwo.

This shows... Chi Xingwo is still an ordinary person, a mortal who will be born, grow old, get sick and die.

If even the spirit deed cannot be changed, he doesn't know... what else can he do.

The deity withdrew his consciousness and looked at the letter above his head again, which was as bright as the moon.

By the time he spent nearly a month going through the vast contents inside and found the information he needed, the situation in the mortal world had changed again and again.

……

I deeply felt that Chi Xingwo, who had an amulet hanging on his body, acted more arrogantly than before.

It is the monk who can always see his whereabouts, which brings a lot of trouble to his actions.

No, he just took advantage of the monk to go to the fat abbot's place, and sneaked to the big pool where the big bald head and the little bald head bathe.

The monk had also been to that place a few times, but he avoided going there. He had mentioned several times to ask the monk to take him with him, but this guy was too stingy and refused to let him.

This time he took advantage of the monk's absence and followed him.

The place was not far away, in a stream in the back mountain, surrounded by green trees, Chi Xingwo could hear the splashing sound of them diving from a long distance, but no one saw them.

Just when Chi Xingwo wanted to part the bushes and show his face to frighten the bald heads, he was caught by the collar.

Can't move.

Chi Xingwo didn't look back and knew who was behind him, he smiled and turned to look... Sure enough, he saw the monk with a dark face.

"Hey hey hey..."

The monk still had a stern face, his sharp eyes swishing out cold air.

"I... I was just joking with everyone."

"It's not funny at all..." The monk seemed to be covered with a layer of frost.

Chi Xingwo sighed: "Oh... I was wrong... I won't do it next time..."

"Really?" The monk immediately followed him with puzzled eyes.

"I promise, there will never be a second time!"

"Okay..." The monk walked back without saying whether he believed it or not.

Chi Xingwo looked at the pool that had been surprisingly quiet since the monk appeared, and followed the monk's footsteps after just one glance.

Why does he feel that the monk is getting stricter and stricter, and it is very difficult to confuse whether he has become stupid or the monk has become smarter?

Difficult!

Chi Xingwo took a break from making troubles for a while, but in the evening, it wasn't that he wanted to make troubles, but that things came to him by himself.

He was already bored, so naturally he wouldn't let it go.

The thing is like this, because the monk didn't let him go to the pool to take a bath in the open air, so he deliberately tossed the monk and asked the monk to bring a lot of buckets of water and pour them into the bathtub.

The monk fixed the water for him without a word, and Chi Xingwo, who didn't get a response, sat down in the steaming tub depressedly.

But when he was almost ready to get up, his eyes flickered past the projection on the wall, and he saw a moving black shadow right behind him...

And there's more than one...

Perverted, someone actually watched him take a bath?No one really thought he was a woman, right?

Great, finally someone fell for it hahahahaha...

Chi Xingwo pretended not to be aware of it, stood up, wiped himself, and walked to the screen step by step, but halfway there, his steps turned, his speed suddenly accelerated, and he ran to the door and opened it.

That's right, it's open!

At the same time, he kept thinking about the monk in his heart, and when he felt that the monk had almost received his message, he yelled loudly.

"Come here, help me, someone is peeping at me taking a shower..."

The monk really came the fastest, and heard Chi Xingwo's words from a long distance away. Originally, he was just angry that someone dared to peek at Xingwo taking a bath.

But when he saw the naked person blocking the door, he slipped and almost fell.

The monk quickly took off his outer robe, wrapped it around the chattering person, held it in his arms, and carried him into the house.

"Shut up and put on your clothes first."

In fact, Chi Xingwo didn't have time to shout a few words, this guy came, and then his eyes went dark.

"There are people inside too..." Chi Xingwo kindly reminded.

Of course the monk noticed it, but he was more worried about the people outside, because he had already heard a lot of footsteps coming this way.

Chi Xingwo pulled down the corner of the robe that covered his face, just in time to see a bald man walking in.

Be cautious!

Chi Xingwo raised his hand, wanting to say hello to him, and to talk about what happened here, but he saw the monk quickly stretched out his foot, and kicked Shen Xing out easily...

That poor little girl didn't see anything clearly!

"Stay outside, no one is allowed to come in!" The monk warned in a deep voice.