cactus on bay window

Freshman admission.

Yue Yang took a look at the room card handed over by the dormitory steward, he laughed aloud: "186? Damn it! This number is good, willing..."

As soon as I lifted my foot and kicked his calf, he immediately sighed in a different way: "Wow! 186! From now on, mom won't have to worry about me going to the wrong dormitory."

I carried a big suitcase in each hand and followed him to find dormitory No. 186. He swiped his card to open the door, and then immediately yelled: "Wow! Gone..." I immediately kicked his ass hard With one kick, he followed the word "piao" and plunged into the dormitory, and flew onto the window sill at the end of the dormitory.

"Yue Jiao, you violent maniac! I almost knocked out my front teeth!"

"Let me hear you swear again, and I'll let your front teeth grow on the window sill!" I went in and put his two suitcases on the ground. When I looked up, I found that the windows of the dormitory were actually bay windows, and they were quite beautiful. Floating window, no wonder he started bluffing as soon as he opened the door.

Yue Yang got up from the window sill, rubbed his chin and elbows, and said while looking out the window: "From here, the scenery is not bad, the scenery of lakes and mountains..."

I walked up behind him and looked out. "Where is the scenery of lakes and mountains? Isn't it just a mountain and a river? It's pitch black at night, maybe you can see the will-o'-the-wisps..."

"Hiss—" Yue Yang turned around and glared at me fiercely: "You don't use dirty words, but none of your sentences are catchy! After all, we have been brothers for almost 20 years. Would you like to say a few words of auspiciousness?"

"What auspicious words do you want to hear? Gong Xi Fa Cai? Happy newlyweds? An early baby?"

"You old and unscrupulous!" Yue Yang was so angry that he was about to kick me, but he suddenly glanced behind me, then his eyes lit up, and he called out: "Hey! Handsome guy!"

Just as I was about to turn around, I heard someone coldly say at the door: "I'm sorry, I went wrong." When I turned around, the person had disappeared.

"Who is it?" I asked Yue Yang.

"I don't know, it should be a classmate, probably next door." Yue Yang pushed me away from him, then looked at the two beds in the dormitory, thought for a while and said: "I want this one."

He pointed to the bed on the right side of the window, then walked over to check the desk, drawers and cabinets next to the bed, and found that they were all new. He laughed again and said, "It's so fucking new!"

"Yueyang, you were not like this when you were a child!" I stood behind him seriously, and almost kicked him again.

"Ah... that..." He scratched his hair in embarrassment, then turned around and smiled at me and said, "Brother... I will change it in the future, absolutely."

"It's up to you to change it or not. Anyway, my parents said that I will bear the living expenses of your college. From now on, every time you say a bad word, I will deduct 100 yuan of living expenses from you. You can do it yourself."

"Isn't it?" Yue Yang cried out with a mournful face: "Are you my brother? Are you sure I'm not a child picked by our family?"

"Then you have to ask your parents." I smiled.

"Ask fart? Didn't you watch me grow up?"

I took out my mobile phone and typed on the notepad while reading: "On the first day of school, 100 yuan will be deducted."

"Don't! Don't! Brother!" Yue Yang came up and snatched my phone: "I was wrong! I'll change it! Don't deduct my money! 100 yuan is enough to fuck me..."

"Deduct another 100 yuan." I turned around to avoid his hand and continued typing.

"Brother! Benefactor! God of Wealth! Ancestor! Please spare me!" Yue Yang hugged my waist from behind.

The open dormitory door was knocked twice at this moment, and a voice asked, "Excuse me... 186?"

It sounds a bit like the voice and tone of the person who just said sorry and went wrong. Although he used the word please, he didn't feel any polite feeling.I looked up and saw a tall and thin boy standing at the door carrying a suitcase. If it wasn't for the flowered turban wrapped around his head, I would have wanted to call him handsome like Yue Yang.

Yue Yang let me go and walked towards the door, and asked him with great interest: "Handsome guy, you are also assigned to 186, right?"

"It seems to be." The man walked in with a sullen face without the slightest smile, carrying the box.I pulled the smiling Yue Yang back, and gave him a look of contempt.What's wrong with it?So like to stick a cold ass with a hot face?Didn't you see that people love to take care of you?

Yue Yang didn't comprehend the look in my eyes, and said something behind his buttocks: "Great! I share a dormitory with the handsome guy, and I don't have to worry anymore..." Before he finished speaking, he found that the handsome guy threw the suitcase on the He just chose the bed, so he hurried to the bed and said, "Sorry, handsome guy, I just chose this bed."

The handsome guy glanced at him indifferently, then sat down on the bed, opened the suitcase and said, "You can sleep in another bed, I don't like to sleep facing the door."

"Ah? Then I... I don't like it either." Yue Yang's spineless voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he had no choice but to look up at me, expressing his regret.

I glared at him, then without a word, I went up and snatched the handsome guy's suitcase, took it to the opposite bed, looked at him with my chest in my arms and said, "Everything has a first come, first served, my brother has already chosen that one." Bed, you have to sleep in this bed even if you don’t like it, who made you come late?”

The handsome guy sat on my brother's bed and looked at me, his expression was very upset, but he was very calm, and he didn't say anything, and of course he didn't move.

Yue Yang started to stutter: "Brother, that...how about me..."

"Shut up!" I glared at him again, and I was able to bluff with me, but I looked like a bear in front of outsiders, and I don't know who those swear words are usually directed at?

The boy on the bed stood up slowly and walked towards me.Only then did I really see his face clearly. To describe him as handsome is not plump enough. He is beautiful, cool, noble and wild, all of which are flamboyant on his face, especially his eyes, which are black. Small pupils, thick eyelashes, long eye corners, indifferent eyes, with a strong two-dimensional atmosphere.Shouldn't a face like this go to art college?What are you doing in business school?What a waste.

When I frowned regretfully, he had already walked in front of me, and then stood face to face with me, with an unkind expression on his face.I looked at him, wondering what he was up to?provocative?fight?Just rely on him?He has a head and is as thin as a flagpole.

Yue Yang stepped forward and pulled me and said: "Brother, this is my classmate, don't scare him."

"I'm sure he wasn't so scared." I didn't even look at Yue Yang, my eyes were still fixed on the boy in front of me.At this time, he smiled a little, the kind that hung on him, and then said: "It's good that you know, uncle."

"What uncle? He is my brother." Yue Yang is not satisfied with his title.

I was overjoyed, and pointed behind me: "Eldest nephew, you will sleep on this bed from now on." Then I said to Yue Yang: "Your brother Bai picked a nephew, and you have been promoted for a generation."

The boy's face darkened in an instant, and then he bumped me away with his shoulder and walked to the bed behind me, silently taking out the things in his suitcase and putting them away.

I walked towards Yueyang. "Pack up your things and take you out for dinner."

Yue Yang responded and turned around to open his two big suitcases, and began to put things away.Just put two things, then turned around and talked to the boy opposite: "Are you a local? I don't think you have many things."

"Yeah." The boy responded, but he didn't look back, and he still sounded like he was being ignored.

"My name is Yue Yang."

"Ling Guo." He whispered.

"Ah?" Yue Yang stopped what he was doing and looked at me, as if he doubted the pronunciation he heard. Seeing that I was sitting on the bay window ignoring him, he asked again: "What's your name?"

"Ling Guo." The boy repeated in the same low-pitched bass as before.

"Which two..."

"Ling Chi's Ling, I'm so sad." I said to Yue Yang.

"... Oh." Yue Yang rolled his eyes like a primary school student and thought about how these two characters were written.

The boy named Ling Guo finally turned around and looked at me angrily.I raised my eyebrows at him, and said to myself, who told you not to say which two words?

"Ling passing through the air." He gritted his teeth at me and said, his serious look suddenly made him look like a child.

"Ah..." I followed Yue Yang's example and rolled my eyes.

"Then what..." Yue Yang belatedly remembered that I had teased him just now, so he stabbed me like a dog's leg: "This brother, Yue Jiao, worm-fed Jiao."

"Chest—fuck?" Ling Guo retaliated fiercely with a long voice: "It's quite harsh, it's playing with humans and animals."

If I hadn't been sitting on the window sill with my chest crossed, I would have jumped up and kicked him.Seeing that my face was pulled down, Yue Yang quickly ran to me and said with a smile: "Then what... Brother... What shall we eat later? I'm hungry."

I gave him a hard look. "Eat/shit you!"

"I think it will work." Ling Guo made another knife.

I stood up, pushed Yue Yang away from me, and walked to Ling Guo. "Eldest nephew, why don't we come together? Eat/shit while it's hot!"

Ling Guo turned his back to me, and said lightly: "Go and eat, I'm not good at that."

"You want to eat alone, right? Okay, if you produce and sell yourself, then we won't rob you." I walked towards the door and waved to Yue Yang: "Go, brother will take you to eat/shit!"

"Can you two still do it?" Yue Yang sat on the bed dumbfounded, pointing at me and pointing at me: "You say that you are a 30-year-old old man and a 20-year-old boy, why are you so disgusting?" Woolen cloth?"

"I'm twenty nine." I corrected.

"I'm eighteen." Ling Guo also said.

"I don't care if you are 21 or [-]! Shut up! I won't be able to eat for a while!" Yue Yang slapped the bed hard.

So we all laughed, and then Ling Guo glanced at me.A very special look, with admiration mixed with displeasure, impatience mixed with admiration, joy mixed with impatience, all in all a very complicated look.Maybe I'm thinking too much, but when his long eyes are smiling, they bend into two arcs, which is really beautiful.It's a pity, I always thought, he really shouldn't come to this school.

Don't think that Ling Guo and I will meet each other next time, we will have a smile, we have laughed, but we still eat our own shit, no, we each eat our own food.I told him to eat/poop, of course he wouldn’t go, Yue Yang asked him to eat together, but he didn’t go, he took out a bag of sliced ​​toast from the suitcase, and took out a bottle of Xiaokang beef sauce and put it on the bed . "I'll eat this."

"Wow! Well-off beef sauce! The most delicious beef sauce, bar none!" Yue Yang stood at the door and exclaimed.

I picked up my phone and continued typing: "The living expenses in September are 9, [-] will be deducted, and there is still..."

"Brother!" Yue Yang immediately turned around and hugged my arm, looking at me with tears in his eyes: "I'll change it! I'll change it to death! Let's not make an example! Can the 300 yuan not be deducted?"

"Okay, let's just pretend that I just asked you to get even. But the deduction is optional, but I can't give it to you. I will treat you to dinner for the 300 yuan. Say, what do you want to eat?"

"Beef... rice." He scratched his head and thought for a while when he saw that he had changed the word sauce to rice word, and said, "Then...steak."

"Let's go." He dragged him out of the dormitory to have a steak dinner.

The author has something to say: The author has started a new article again, this time I promise it is not a scam, it has been completed, and it will be updated on November 11.

By the way, let me make a notice: "Broken Arm" has been stopped for many years, and the ending will be finished by the end of this year.At the same time, "Broken Arm" (a total of three issues), "Let go" (a total of two issues), and "I can't do it again" (a total of one issue) are recruiting CVs for the radio dramas of the same name, and they are expected to meet you at the beginning of next year. Welcome to the Himalayas to listen.