Korean entertainment's delusional sexy girl who wants to be the queen

一

"Park Jiner, come to me. Look at your vicky!" Luna's scream woke up everyone in the function dormitory early in the morning.

Krystal covered her ears with a quilt, Sulli covered her head with a pillow, and Amber kicked Eve out with a clean kick.

So the little girl in the fat blue pajamas asked sleepily with her long hair like a bird's nest, "Ernie, what's the matter? Was it because I woke up from hunger and had hypoglycemia, or did I need me to satisfy you last night? Let me tell you first, Krystal is already lining up to warm the bed in front of you, and I can't beat her."

"Warming the head of the bed." Luna, who has become more and more masculine since she parted her little blond hair in the middle, poked her forehead, "Look at what your son has done to the sofa. When Mama V comes back later, don't you?" I'll call you O'Neill from now on!"

Pu Jiner looked lazily at the sofa along Luna's fingertips, "Oh, Vicky, you're absolutely looking for a beating rhythm~ Who do you think you can't learn from, but you can learn from that bad boy Jiahu? If I knew it, I wouldn’t put you in Zhilong Azhashi’s place~” Pu Zhener said these words without any pain, her whole body was white, only her nose and ears were brown, Vicky stared innocently at Luna with her big eyes flashing like The melon seeds on that sofa are not the same as what it did.

"Anyway, you cleaned it up before Mom V came back." Luna, who couldn't bear to continue watching this one-man-one-cat play, turned her head to avoid the chaotic scene in front of her.

Pu Zhener, who received the order, shook her unconscious head, took out the vacuum cleaner from the closet, and swept the sofa.

There was a scream from Little Crystal in the bedroom, and then the pillows and cushions flew out together.

2 minutes later, Krystal, wearing a white nightdress and black long-haired cosplayer Sadako, floated out of the bedroom and gritted her teeth and said, "Pu Jiner, take your cat and get out with me!"

two

"So, you came to me after you were kicked out." In YG's recording studio, Quan Zhilong was lazily turning the boss chair, wearing a black woolen cap, with a small face like a male high school student.

"Although it is true to say so, Zhilong Azaxi, you are too emotional~" the little girl said shaking her head.

Quan Zhilong stretched out his hand and scratched Vicky's chin lying on his knee, Vicky closed his eyes and raised his head contentedly, "Is there any need to pretend like that between us? Have you eaten in the morning? I'll let Victory bring you some. "

"I want baguettes, banana milk, and sausages~" Foodie Eve raised her hand in request.

Quan Zhilong picked up his mobile phone and called Shengli, "Ma'am, bring two McDonald's."

Hey, Zhilong Azhaxi, your standards have dropped too low all of a sudden, anyway, you are also a representative of short, rich and handsome.

"By the way, I watched the MTV SHOW of "Yes, Ido". Do you have big plans for a follow-up song?" Quan Zhilong raised his eyebrows.

"Bingo!" Park Jin Ah snapped her fingers, "I've finished the demo of the follow-up song, do you want to contribute?"

Quan Zhilong thought back and forth a few times, "Play the demo first and then talk about it."

Pu Jiner shrugged and took out the phone and handed it to Quan Zhilong.

In other words, this kind of relationship between old couples and old wives is absolutely messed up, you two evildoers throwing together there is no sparks or anything, this is not in line with social ethics!

As soon as Li Shengli opened the door, he was overwhelmed by the unexpectedly warm (?) and harmonious atmosphere. He raised his phone and took a picture and posted it on Twitter.

Then he waved his hands to the two evildoers who were still calm when they were photographed, "By the way, brother, sister Eve, is this the rhythm of your family's couple outfit?"

Apparently, Twitter is also erupting because of the photo Li Shengli uploaded just now.

In the photo, Quan Zhilong is sitting on the left knee with Eve's Vicky hanging on his knee, listening to his mobile phone with his head down, and the shiny pink rhinestone apple in his hand belongs to the kid on the right side of the photo.

Eve, without makeup, leaned lazily on the recording desk, crossed her legs and looked at Zhilong Azaxi.The white bat shirt reveals a corner of the tattoo.

Of course, these are not the point.The point is, Quan Zhilong, you and Eve are wearing the same pants.

Boylondon's harem trousers are black on Eve's body, and the monster Quan directly made a strip of pink.

"Emma, ​​this is the rhythm for the gods and goddesses to make public. No, my heart is broken~"

"GD, Eve, the relationship between uncle and niece is too good, tell me frankly, what are you doing so early in the morning?"

"My heart is broken, my GD~ Eve, you bitch!"

"Boycott Park Jin Ah, boycott Park Jin Ah!"

"Sister, I just said that you're fine, what kind of body tattoo do you want? Isn't it the life creed of the male god beside you?"

"Seek the truth, seek the truth, seek the truth!"

"Did you notice Eve's earrings and necklace? They are all LV, we can't afford to hurt the monsters in the backstage."

"Big breaking point: the orange jacket on our Brother Long is the one on Eve's Mid-Autumn Festival stage!"

"Shit, Goddess, don't promise to the male god, male god, you are the rose in my heart!"

"Brother, long time no see. Have you had any romantic encounters recently?" Using the weather, have you eaten, such a weak way of greeting is really not the rhythm that Park Jiner and Li Shengli, two self-proclaimed conversation stoppers, would choose

"No. Recently, all the plains around me are out of water. Wait a minute, have a smile~" Pu Zhener, who has been trained to sense the camera, instantly smiled naturally, and also gestured a scissors hand naturally.

"Are you here to find brother to compose?" Shengli asked Quan Zhilong.

"Well, I'm here to find the great god to take care of me." Pu Zhen'er nodded firmly.

After listening to the demo, Quan Zhilong looked her up and down, "Just you? I have to think about it."

"Why don't you add it?" Pu Zhener pointed at Vicky with a serious face.

"Then I might as well just keep it." Quan Zhilong raised Vicky's paw and waved it.

"Zhilong Azhaxi, you don't love me anymore. I think who made me wear a white wedding dress and said that no man can love me except you~" Pu Zhener pretended to wipe her tears.

"But later on, didn't you find a new man and plan to get married? I heard that you stabbed that man again and made him a mistress. Hey, girl, I hold immortality for your watery temper~" Quan Zhilong used the computer to guide the demo When he came out, he looked serious and killed a lot of dragon fans in seconds, but in fact, this girl is arguing with Park Jiner through the MV plot. Is it really interesting for you two to do this?

Li Shengli looked at the four-panel comic he had made with a sense of confidence, and without even thinking about it, he posted the title of a fake master and a real second.

In the first one, the girl Xizi holds a heart, "Azaxi, I'm hungry..."

The indifferent male Quan Zhi didn't even turn his head back, "Isn't there something to eat?"

In the second picture, the girl has a serious face, "The voice of congas is definitely better than that of bongos, Zhilong Azaxi, you definitely have a problem with your ears."

Quan Zhilong raised his eyebrows with an evil face, "Since there is something wrong with my ears, let's forget about the lunch problem you just mentioned."

In the fourth photo, Quan Zhilong turned his head and asked Park Jin Ah seriously, "Doyouloveme?"

Pu Zhener covered her face shyly, "I love your money, local tyrant god, please support me~"

At the end, "Hey, Doyouloveme? Is it really good to use this as the title of the song?" Quan Zhilong turned to the girl holding the paper on which the lyrics were written.

"It's very special and very good. This song looks like Zhilong Azahi's handwriting." Park Zhener nodded firmly.

"Mo?" Quan Zhilong asked suspiciously.

"I am the only one in the world, a 170+ person who forcibly created a 190+ life temperament, drunken, golden, sensual, and so on. Thought penetration. And you don't want to get what I can't get, although I am also fragile, But 2Bs, you can’t see my fragile thoughts and feelings. Zhilong Azaxi, you can really publish a book called "The Life of Quan Dashen Pretending to be B."

Quan Zhilong shrugged his shoulders calmly, "Don't worry, when the time comes, I will definitely write on the title page to my dear Ms. Park Jin-ah, to commemorate my youth that has nowhere to rest."

Pu Zhen'er turned her head and said quietly to Li Shengli, "Brother, I felt that I was lying on the ground just now."

Yes, and it's deadly.

When Li Shengli posted the comics with pictures, words and truth, firstly, he affirmed the close relationship between bigbang and Eve, and secondly, Nima male god and goddess collaborated on the same song, this is the rhythm of appearing to be one .

Lee Seung Gi finally concluded quietly on Twitter, "Because Mao Zhilong treats Eve more and more like raising a daughter, so, in the future, Jiner's boyfriend please come to YG to report on your own initiative? Dad's review is waiting for you~ "

Eldest sister Bom retweeted faintly, "Has Quan Zhilong become a father after all? Then what about senior one day? Eve, are you really still thinking about height differences?"

The eldest brother Kim Jaejoong came to the final conclusion as usual, "Same statement, please feel free to report on Zhener's boyfriend in the future."

So this tweet abruptly became a buzzword.

From Jessica and Kim Heechul, who are invisible celebrities in jjj, to Kris, who is not as popular recently because of TV dramas, everyone is gearing up to explain an idea, and men who dare to kidnap our public property should not think about it.

Dear friend Xiao Erhei patted Wu Shixun on the shoulder with sympathy after being swiped by Twitter.

Young man, your journey as a male lead is still very long.

three

"What? Do you want me to tie my knot to fill the gap of sweet potato?!" Pu Zhener, who looked at Lin Junxuan with disbelief, almost fell off the stool.

2010 can be regarded as the little j□j in Park Jin Ah’s life, let’s not talk about the best actress brought to her by the last episode of her drama “God Doesn’t Know” which broke through 32% of ratings title.

Let's not say that the all-round development of the function group over the past year has finally made them recognized by the public, and they beat T-ara, Kara, and wondergirls to win the best girl group at MAMA.

Let's not talk about Park Jin Ah's songs with the most downloadable music sources, "Doyouloveme? "As soon as it came out, the official website of the function group almost exploded.

So let's take a look at what makes Park Jin-ah this guy, if Kwon Ji-yong is the unshakable man No.1 in the wealth rankings of Korean artists.Pu Zhener defeated the mythical Miss Lin Yuner of Girls' Generation like a bamboo shoot, and proudly became the title of the richest female artist.

Pu Zhener, who looks like a girl of the heavens, is looking at Lin Junxuan at the moment, and the manager Ouba smiled awkwardly, "This is what the higher-ups mean. It's better to have affinity with celebrities."

The corner of Pu Jiner's mouth twitched and moved away to show Lin Junxuan the Twitter page on the computer screen, "Am I not down-to-earth enough?"

Lin Junxuan looked at the photos showing off his social circle and all kinds of cute and arrogant conversations, Emma, ​​company, don't give me this most difficult thing, okay, the Lun family can't bear it rise.

"Cough" Lin Junxuan tried to put on a majestic image, "In short, the company arranged it like this." He nodded affirmatively as he spoke.

"Is my age okay?" Pu Zhener asked with a frown.

"We've reached the legal age for marriage." Lin Junxuan said with an old look on his face.

"That's right, please help me to inform my brothers and sisters. I'm afraid of being dismembered." You don't understand the rising rhythm of the premonition of danger.

"Well, why don't I discuss it again?" Manager Lin Junxuan, who also had a premonition of danger, wiped the sweat off his head and said.

four

"I heard that a new couple is coming today~" Meishan MC in the studio said leisurely, fanning the wind with her hands.

"I heard that it's another pair of compliments!" The youngest 2am who was always well-informed interfaced.

[Subtitle: Everyone who is happy to hear likes]

Uncle Zhengmin folded his hands and prayed devoutly, "Girls' Generation, Girls' Generation..."

[Subtitle: Girls' Generation's Forever Uncle Fan]

As soon as the camera turned, the staff politely knocked on the door, "Wait a minute." A young girl's energetic voice came from inside.

The door was opened suddenly, and the vigorous girl in the bear top smiled with crooked eyebrows, "Hello, is this for us?"

【Subtitle: My new bride is here】

The girl widened her eyes in surprise and bowed politely, "Thank you."

Then turned around and trotted back to the room, "Crystal, Zhen'er, Shirley, you all come out for me, I'm married."

[Subtitle: Penetrating voice, lead singer of f(x)]

[Subtitle: The bride is f(x)? 】

"The Pooh couple are very popular now, is f(x) going to release another couple?" Aunt Meishan said thoughtfully.

"I want to see Amber get married!" Said the idiot Ren Seyong with a malicious face and raised his hand.

"That's definitely a disaster, a disaster..." the youngest at 2am said cooperatively.

"Oni, what's the matter?" The cute girl Sulli floated into the living room in a floral dress with a rabbit pillow in her arms, stretched out her hand and yawned, and smiled shyly when she saw the camera.

"Emma, ​​cute girl poking her heart out." Zhenyun hugged the pillow and ravaged her for a while.

"nu~ Someone in our family is getting married again." Luna said, shaking the envelope in her hand.

"Unnie, I want to eat ice cream." Eve said, lying on Krystal's arm, still delirious.

"Wonderful idea, last night you ate a box by yourself. Do you know that you need to manage your body?" Zheng Mingnai said, throwing Pu Zhener onto the sofa.

Eve, in pink home clothes, squirmed a little closer to Luna.

"Yo, is that Eve?" Aunt Mei Shan, who still had a fresh memory of cheating on Nichkhun last time, said excitedly.

"I think it should be me this time. After all, after V's mother gets married, I will be the most suitable age." Luna opened the envelope while talking, with a confident look on her face.

[Subtitle: Full of Confidence]

"Ah!" Luna who got the answer suddenly screamed and threw the letter into Little Crystal's arms.

Little Crystal's face turned green when she picked it up, "Dear Eve, happy newlyweds. Your husband will meet you at Myeongdong Cafe." After reading the letter, Little Crystal glared at Eve, who had just woken up, and wrote in her eyes Full of schadenfreude, Pu Zhen'er seemed to see the words "you're done" from the corners of her eyes and brows.

"Hey, Crystal, what are you doing?" Seeing that Oh Soo-jin turned around and was about to go back, Park Jin-ah immediately stopped her.

"Of course, spreading gossip." Krystal said firmly.

So, Park Jin Ah's husband, we mourn for you, and the follow-up group of your new wife, ahem, are you sure you want to listen?

Don't be intimidated.