After frying CP with the actor, we did a fake show

Before Su Yufeng was abandoned, she lived in a farmhouse.

Although the memory has been a long time ago, there are still some vague fragments that I can vaguely remember.His family used to be farmers, and because of their hard work, they lived a decent life and could eat meat every now and then.

Later, he entered the hospital.Overnight, everything changed.The old-fashioned parents wanted to give birth to a boy to continue the incense, but unexpectedly gave birth to a thing that is neither male nor female...

Su Yufeng didn't want to recall any more, he slowly closed his eyes and collected himself.

Although they are all in the countryside, this house is different from the house he used to live in, and it will not always arouse his unpleasant memories.

Su Yufeng: "Jian Wen, we might have a headache this time..."

Jian Wen raised her hand and gently rubbed his head.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it. It's impossible for the director to let everyone go to farm, as long as there are enough people..."

The corner of the director's mouth twitched, his expression subtle.

"In your eyes, am I so inhuman?"

You Ke said angrily: "Otherwise? You messed up my makeup in the quagmire before, and I've never been so ugly!"

The director cleared his throat and said, "Hurry up, everyone, move in quickly. It's getting late today, so take a good rest and prepare for the challenge tomorrow. Don't worry, I won't let you go to the fields to harvest rice."

Su Yufeng took the suitcase from the assistant's hand and walked into the residence.

This is an ordinary farmhouse, the yard is a flat concrete pavement, and the floor of the house is also cement, without bricks.The room is an ordinary wooden bed covered with straw mats.

The seedlings in the field are mature and golden.

The summer wind brought ripe fruits and heat waves.

The farmhouse does not have air conditioning, only fans.

Su Yufeng quickly turned on the fan, and then began to put the luggage.

Holding the loudspeaker, the director continued to babble: "Because the rooms are limited, the two of you live in the same room. You arrange it yourself, and the dinner is already on its way."

Jian Wen dragged his suitcase and was about to enter Su Yufeng's room when Hong Dali stopped him.

"Jianwen, can I live in a room with you?"

Hong Dali looked a bit tangled: "There is only one bed in each room, Su Mingming is fatter, and he and I probably won't be able to squeeze together. Su Yufeng is thinner..."

"Xiaofeng's body is thin and his bones are relatively weak. Su Mingming turned over and crushed him? You are the strongest among us. Only you can undertake this difficult task."

Jian Wen pushed him away, pulled the suitcase, and entered the bedroom.

Su Yufeng took out the mirror and put it on the bedside table.

Jian Wen raised her eyebrows: "You still brought a mirror?"

"Well. When I wake up in the morning, I can take care of my messy hair. I am an idol, so I have to be handsome."

Jian Wen snickered: "I touched your head just now, aren't you afraid that I might ruin your hairstyle?"

Su Yufeng tilted his head and blinked mischievously.

"If my hair is really messy, you'll fix it for me. You're like a mother chicken, you don't leave it alone, you just take care of me."

Mother Chicken Jianwen: "..."

The director watching the surveillance couldn't help but burst out laughing.

There were cheers and laughter from the monitoring room. Fortunately, the monitoring room was in the small farmyard next door, otherwise they might be picked out and beaten.

"Ahem..." The director coughed, "I'm not laughing, remember not to cut this part, otherwise the actor Jane will withdraw his funding."

Not only Actor Jian, I am afraid that after seeing it, the fans of Actor Jian will soon turn from laughing to crowing, to laughing to hitting people!

Jian Wen opened the suitcase, took out the items and arranged them.

They only stayed for two or three days for this shoot, and they didn't need to bring many items, so Jian Wen only brought a few clothes.

Su Yufeng took out the chocolate bar that he kept privately and put it in the cabinet.

"Jane Wen, you only brought clothes?"

"Yeah." Jian Wen stood leaning against the wall with one hand in his pocket, "You just brought one more box of chocolates than me."

Su Yufeng scratched his head, feeling a little distressed.

"The program team didn't disclose it in advance. I didn't prepare mosquito-proof toilet water at all. Now it's troublesome. There are so many flowers and plants around here, and there are paddy fields below. We will be bitten to death by mosquitoes."

Although there is a mosquito net on the bed, they are not only active in the mosquito net.Mosquitoes will bite during the day too!

Little Sun frowned, feeling very distressed.That pitiful appearance pierced Jian Wen's heart.How could he let it go and let little sun be bitten to death by mosquitoes?

Jian Wen's lips curled slightly, her eyes were full of calculations.

"We didn't prepare it, but the director must have prepared it. Let's go and search for it."

Jian Wen raised her brows slightly, and she was a little more evil than before.That tone, like the underworld.

Su Yufeng couldn't help but put down his things, patted his pants and stood up.

"Let's go, let's rob the show crew~"

Wen Feng and his wife, robbing the director, eliminating violence and making peace~

Director behind the screen: "..."

They are naturally prepared for the anti-mosquito toilet water.After all, there are many mosquitoes in this place, and they don't have the hobby of donating blood to mosquitoes.

However, he only intends to use it for the staff.As for the guests, in his plan, they were going to feed the mosquitoes and gain topics...

Jian Wen directly stopped a staff member: "Where is the director?"

"The house over there is rented by the program team, and the director is there."

Jian Wen walked side by side with Su Yufeng, before meeting the director, he met the assistant director in charge of logistics.He is responsible for the food, drink, and various supplies of the program group.

"Where is the mosquito repellent toilet water?"

The assistant director smiled wryly: "The director said that the mosquito is a test for you. Fans feel distressed after watching it, and they can also become fans."

Facing the "robber" who robbed, the "weak" assistant director did not dare to resist.

Jane raised her eyebrows.

"I don't agree with such a bad idea, bring mosquito repellent toilet water."

The investor didn't cooperate, and the assistant director had no choice but to take out mosquito repellent toilet water and give it to Jian Wen and Su Yufeng.

"Two bottles per person, is that enough?"

"Send it to other guests too." Jian Wen said coldly, "Our program is called "Let's Challenge". It's about challenging difficulties, not asking for trouble."

It is understandable to set up a more difficult task, but deliberately letting guests be bitten by mosquitoes is a bit too much.

"Okay, I'll tell him." The assistant director nodded and bowed, and quickly went to the staff to distribute toilet water.

Hong Dali and Su Mingming were squeezed into the same room, and that room only had one bed, it was like hell on earth!

"Director, hurry up and find a bed. With my weight, plus Hong Dali, the bed won't collapse?"

The director scratched his bald head: "I'll make arrangements now."

What Su Mingming said is also right, he has had guest injuries in two consecutive episodes.If there is a third time, the audience will probably be scolded to death!

The director went to a nearby market, bought a new bed, and had someone move it into the house.

The staff brought some mosquito repellent toilet water and distributed it to the guests.

Hong Dali frowned slightly: "Color dew? This thing has a smell, the bitch is chirping..."

"Fresh herbal fragrance, similar to men's perfume, not bad."

Su Mingming quickly took the toilet water and sprayed it on himself.

He is a fat man who attracts mosquitoes especially.If you don't protect yourself, you will be stung with red bumps all over your body!

Hong Dali handed over the toilet water in his hand: "I'll give you this too, I don't need it. I usually exercise, and I suffer a lot. A small thing like a mosquito bite is not a big deal at all."

Su Mingming: "..."

Mosquito bites are itchy, not the same as pain...

Su Mingming also knew that Hong Dali wanted to capture the camera, to show that he could endure and was a strong man.Hong Dali wanted to show off, but Su Mingming naturally wouldn't stop him, and just accepted the two bottles of toilet water with a smile.

After dinner, it was getting dark.

The director team has never been a human being. For tomorrow's tough filming, everyone went to bed early to recharge their batteries.

Su Yufeng wore loose pajamas and slept directly in the bed.Jian Wen sleeps near the bed, if Su Yufeng wants to get out of bed, he has to pass over Jian Wen's body.

"I heard that Su Mingming has an extra bed. Did the director arrange them a single bed?"

"No, the double bed can't fit the two of them, only an extra bed."

Su Yufeng: "Pfft..."

"Rest early, I think there are still difficult tasks waiting for us tomorrow."

"En." Su Yufeng nodded slightly and closed his eyes.

Secretly make a wish, to sleep well tonight, and not "grunt" into Jian Wen's arms!

But Jian Wen's expectation was naturally completely opposite.

In fact, Su Yufeng has always had no rules when sleeping and will not move around.Before, it was only because of the cold weather that I actively looked for heat sources.It's very hot now, even if he touches Jian Wen accidentally, he will roll away unknowingly.

When it's hot, people instinctively stay away from heat sources.

A night without dreams.

The rejuvenated people freshened up and dressed, ready to face the beating of the program group.

Su Yufeng and Jian Wen came to the living room, planning to have breakfast.

He accidentally saw Hong Dali, his eyes widened suddenly.

"you you……"

Hong Dali's eyelids were bitten by a mosquito and swelled up.

His left eye is normal, but his right eye is very red and swollen, which is very funny.This level of injury is a very serious work-related injury for a star.

The dog-like director walked in with a loudspeaker.

"Everyone, hurry up and have breakfast. After breakfast, we are going to do the task. Eat enough, it's all physical work."

"Director, can we shoot again tomorrow?" Hong Dali asked with a bitter face.

The masculine and handsome hunk suddenly became a muscular sand sculpture... Mosquito's red bun is just right, no matter how powerful a star is, he can't bear this level of "disfigurement"!

"Pfft..." The director couldn't help laughing, "Hong Dali, didn't I give you toilet water, you're useless?"

"It smells so good, I..." Hong Dali bent down and begged in a low voice, "Director, please, my image is shameful! Just postpone the shooting by one day..."

Su Yufeng frowned slightly, and looked worriedly at Jian Wen.

"Jane Wen, your announcement seems to be very full."

"Well, after recording this episode, I'm going to shoot commercials right away." Jian Wen glanced at Hong Dali with a rather unfriendly expression.

Hong Dali didn't want to be a buffoon, so he could only continue to beg.

"Actor Jian, I really can't continue recording with my image. You have a good heart..."

Hong Dali directly started moral kidnapping, hoping that Jian Wen would give up his advertising work and fulfill him.

Su Yufeng pursed her lips, feeling unhappy.

Jian Wen heard that there are quite a lot of liquidated damages for this big-name advertisement... If the advertising time is temporarily changed, people from the big-name company must have opinions, and they may not be able to negotiate.Even if the negotiation is finally concluded, the brand side will be dissatisfied, and their perception of Jian Wen will be greatly reduced, which will affect future cooperation...

Jian Wen glanced at Hong Dali: "Don't be so burdened with being an idol. When you fall into the quagmire, your fans don't lose their fans. Instead, they feel that you are grounded. This time, by mistake, it will attract a lot of shots for you."

Hong Dali: "!!!"

He doesn't want a shot like this!

Hong Dali's face became more and more ugly, and he wanted to turn his back on him.

Although he didn't dare to offend Jian Wen, if he recorded with such honor, wouldn't he be laughed to death?His future has been hit hard, but he is willing to go out and die!

Su Yufeng turned his eyes, walked aside, and took off Jian Wen's bodyguard's sunglasses.

"Hong Dali, do you want to wear this?"

Hong Dali's eyes lit up, he took the sunglasses and put them on.He looked in the mirror and was finally satisfied.

"Although it's strange to wear sunglasses while working in the countryside, it's okay." Hong Dali was a little unhappy, and said with difficulty, "Thank you."

Su Yufeng rolled his eyes.

"You're welcome. I didn't intend to help you, I just didn't want you to drag Brother Jian down."

He kept asking Jian Wen to delay the work, but didn't say a word about compensating the loss of the production crew and Jian Wen's advertising loss.Because he knew too much money, Hong Dali deliberately didn't mention it!

Hong Dali finally stopped, but the atmosphere also became extremely awkward.

Jian Wen looked worried: "Next time, don't be a monster. If you don't use the good toilet water, it will only cause trouble for others."

Hong Dali was so choked that he didn't dare to fart: "I know."

Turning her head to one side, the corners of Jian Wen's lips curled slightly, and she quickly put on a shallow smile.

He took a piece of siu mai and put it into Su Yufeng's bowl.

"It will be hard later, eat more."

Everyone: "..."

It's a pity not to learn Sichuan Opera with this amazing face-changing skill!

Su Yufeng babbled: "Ah, that's not right. There are more siu mai snacks in a certain province. There shouldn't be breakfast here..."

"Yes. I'm afraid you won't be used to it, so I brought the cook here." Jian Wen slightly curled her lips, with a calm expression, as if she was stating something ordinary.

Su Yufeng's heart was slightly moved: "Jian Wen, you are so kind."

Everyone suddenly felt that the siu mai in their mouths was no longer fragrant, it was full of the sour smell of love!