After frying CP with the actor, we did a fake show
Chapter 26 Fishbone
Su Yufeng's heartbeat had already lost its frequency.
He blushed and stared fixedly at the ground, not daring to look at the man beside him.
Obviously I have a physical problem, so I don't dare to hope for love, lest it will not end in time...
However, he still couldn't help thinking, even fantasizing.
"Xiaofeng, have you had enough rest?"
"En." Su Yufeng was still immersed in his own fantasy, and just responded blankly.
Jian Wen stood up, and found that Su Yufeng was still sitting there, staring blankly at the ground.
Su Yufeng stood up slowly, as if the slow playback button had been pressed, and started to walk forward.
He has the same hands and feet, like a robot that has been programmed wrong.
Jian Wen stretched out her hand and put it around his waist, preventing him from moving forward.
Su Yufeng blinked like a dream, "Jian Wen, I'm sorry, I was thinking about something just now."
He smiled awkwardly, adjusted his state, and continued to move forward.
Walking posture is normal, alive and kicking~
"Xiaofeng, I went wrong. I should go to the right."
Su Yufeng: "..."
This damn three-way intersection!
Su Yufeng blushed, turned around, and followed Jian Wen.
"Xiao Feng, what were you thinking just now?" Jian Wen grabbed his shoulders with an intimate gesture.
Su Yufeng's heart skipped a beat: "No, nothing."
He said he was fine, but his flushed face had already revealed his secret thoughts.
Jian Wen curled her lips slightly, but did not reveal it.
Finally a good start...
The two kept running between the market and the hut, but their luck was really bad as a team.When Hong Dali's team found them all, they still only found two bags.
The director has ulterior motives, and the packaging of many vegetables is only slightly different.Even if they see the packaging of the vegetable seeds that the team next door takes, they have to try their luck one by one among a bunch of similar items.
Lost all lost, the director did not force Jian Wen's team to find the rest of the vegetables.After all, Jianwen's team had tried a lot more than the team next door, so they were exhausted.
If you continue to squeeze, I'm afraid something will happen!
"Okay, everyone has a glass of lemon juice." The director held the trumpet and smiled kindly.
It's a pity that my heart is like a snake and a scorpion.
"Drink it quickly, and eat after drinking. There are two whole lemons, a glass full of essence. For your health, I am also worried about it."
Su Yufeng: "...Director, you see that your skin is a little itchy, how about I loosen your muscles and bones?"
"I'll help." Jian Wen agreed.
The director hurried away.
Su Yufeng was just talking, to be active and lively, and didn't intend to beat the director.
He can still lose.
Jian Wen raised her head and drank the lemon juice in the glass.
He frowned slightly, but did not reveal a ferocious expression.I have to say that this man's endurance is really strong.
Jian Wen put down the cup and walked directly back into the room.
He came back soon, with a few extra chocolate bars in his hand.
Su Yufeng stared at the lemonade in his hand, pursed his lips, resisted the sour taste, and poured it in.
"Good, so sour!"
He was wrinkled into a ball, his expression was painful, he looked like a wounded kitten, very pitiful.
Jian Wen unwrapped the chocolate bar and handed it over.
"Eat this, relieve the acid. The program crew doesn't have any sugar, so use this first."
Su Yufeng took it and gnawed it, like a little hamster gnawing on a banana, so cute as hell.
You Ke: "..."
Ahhh, it's too cute!
You Ke slowly raised his hand: "Brother Jian, I also drank lemonade."
"Aren't you afraid of acid?"
Jian Wen was a little surprised, but still handed over a chocolate bar.
You Ke: "..."
She is used to drinking it, so she won't lose her composure because of it, it doesn't mean she likes the taste!
Just like not afraid to drink bitter medicine, the feeling in the mouth after drinking the medicine is not pleasant.
While eating a sweet chocolate energy bar, You Ke stared at the two of them knocking candy.
Cool!
Su Yufeng was not resistant to acid, so he ate three chocolate bars before he recovered.
The staff also brought the purchased meals to the stage and placed them on the dining table in the living room.This is a small village with few restaurants, and the dishes on this table were custom-made by the program group.
Su Mingming picked up the chopsticks: "The director has a bit of conscience, after making us work like crazy, treat us to a good meal."
Although their group had better luck, it was not easy.Lin Yanxue was exhausted, let alone Su Mingming, a mobile meat fortress?
It was past one o'clock now before they finished their tasks and had dinner.
Su Yufeng consumed too much, so he ate without saying a word.
It is simply a ruthless eating machine!
Seeing this, Jianwen felt terribly distressed.
"Eat slowly, don't choke."
"Don't worry, it won't happen." Su Yufeng continued to gobble it up, and when he was eating fish, he finally got stuck in his throat with a thorn.
"Oh, it hurts!!!"
Su Yufeng's eyes were watery, and he opened his mouth helplessly.
He put down his chopsticks, bewildered.
Everyone also stopped eating and made suggestions one after another.
"Xiaofeng, take a bite and swallow the thorn."
"Xiaofeng, it contains vitamin C tablets, which soften the thorns."
On the contrary, Jian Wen quickly left the table.
He went to a nearby farmhouse and borrowed tweezers and a flashlight.
"Open your mouth wider."
"what……"
Su Yufeng stretched out his hand and grabbed Jian Wen's clothes, in a gesture of relying on asking for help.
Jian Wen illuminated it with a flashlight, and carefully removed the fishbone with cleaned tweezers.
He is not a professional doctor, so he can only do his best to keep his hand stable without shaking slightly, so as not to cause unnecessary stimulation to Su Yufeng's mouth.
After some careful operations, the thorn in Su Yufeng's mouth was finally successfully removed.
"Xiaofeng, does your throat still hurt?"
Su Yufeng shook his head, there was still a thin mist in his eyes.
"It doesn't hurt anymore. I didn't puncture the skin inside just now, it just hurt."
Jian Wen raised her hand and gently rubbed his head.
"It's fine."
People who eat melons: "..."
They seem a bit redundant? ? ?
---
The task of buying vegetable seeds was too hard, and the garbage director didn't squeeze them any more, letting them rest as much as they wanted.
He originally wanted to see if he could compress it and finish the recording in one day.
But now it seems that the level of planting and watering can only be moved to tomorrow.Because the guests are really exhausted.
When the sun was about to set, the director finally called for someone to throw the guests out to harvest the millet.
"Collect it quickly, I want to check to see who gets the drier millet."
Although after finishing the photos, everyone was exhausted.But Su Yufeng still went out to look through the millet every once in a while.Hong Dali was also afraid of losing, so he was forced to work harder.
And now, it's finally time to check the results.
Jian Wen gathered the rice into a pile with agricultural tools, and Su Yufeng took a broom to sweep the fish that slipped through the net to the pile.
You Ke opened the rice bag and waited aside.
Everyone worked together and finally put away the three bags of millet.
The director took a shovel and scooped out a spoonful of each bag of millet.
When he got another group of rice, he started testing.
There are too many rice grains, and it is too troublesome to detect them all.
The director inserted his fingers into the pile of rice grains, randomly stuck a grain of rice in it, picked it out and put it aside.
Su Mingming was dumbfounded: "We have been busy for a long time, and this grain of rice was selected in the end."
"Otherwise?" The director raised his eyebrows, "Do you still want to call it a day and sleep?"
Now the sun is about to set, and we will continue to record the program tomorrow, so it is the best choice to call it quits as soon as possible.
The director compared the rice grains of the two groups, and cut open the rice grains to have a look.
"The rice grains in Jian Wen's group are completely dry, and the middle of the rice grains in Hong Dali's group is still a little wet. Jian Wen's team wins!"
In the case of similar efforts, the final selection is luck.
Hong Dali and others could only resign themselves to drinking lemonade and supplementing vitamins.
As night fell, everyone who was tired all day also returned to the room to rest.
Lying on the same bed with Jian Wen again, Su Yufeng had a new feeling.
Anxious...
Su Yufeng silently moved towards the wall, moved again, and finally almost his whole body was stuck to the wall.
Jian Wen stared at the empty space in the middle of the bed, frowning slightly.
"Xiao Feng, what's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. It's summer now, it's too hot for us two big men to stick together, hehehe..." Su Yufeng could only smile awkwardly, trying to stick to the wall.
"It doesn't need to be that far away. If it doesn't work, I'll ask the director to buy another bed."
"No need." Although Su Yufeng wanted to agree.
But another day of filming, and they're leaving.There's no need to go out of your way to buy another bed just to sleep through the night.
"Ah."
Jian Wen picked up her phone and sent a text message to the director.
[When will the swimming pool theme I want be ready? 】
[The next issue, I promise to fix it for you! 】
The director promised and wiped his sweat secretly.
Poor Su Yufeng, he didn't even know he had met a beast!
If it weren't for the rent of the farmhouse, the sponsor's father would have arranged this issue as a swimming pool party!
This night, Su Yufeng was extremely difficult.
He even suspected that he rolled into Jian Wen's arms inexplicably because he liked Jian Wen but not himself, but his body was very honest...
At this moment, Su Yufeng really wanted to pull out a rope and tie himself up tightly!
However, because of being too tired, Su Yufeng fell asleep quickly.
The next day, when he woke up, he was secretly relieved to see that he was not attached to Jian Wen's body.
Fortunately, it was not exposed...
How did he know that Jian Wen was still planning to coax him home...
---
Directors today are still not human.
I bought vegetable seeds yesterday, but today I drove them into the vegetable field.
"It's the last level, the moment to decide the outcome. I won the small gold medal, but lost the big cup of gold water."
There are agricultural tools beside the vegetable field, ranging from buckets to hoes, all kinds of agricultural tools.
The director raised the horn: "These two are teachers, and they will teach you how to grow vegetables and water. I will keep the winning conditions secret for the time being, and I promise that it has nothing to do with physical strength. But your time is only 3 hours, and you will lose if you delay too much. "
"Stop talking nonsense, start now!"
The teachers are two honest farmers who have decades of experience in vegetable farming.
"Growing vegetables is very simple, just dig a hole, put the seeds, pick water and water it, and that's it."
A seed, not yet ready for fertilization.
Su Yufeng raised his hand and tapped his sore shoulder.
"Jane Wen, let's assign some work."
"Yes." Jian Wen's eyes dimmed, "I'll fetch the water first, you can dig a hole, and you can bury the seeds. I'll help dig the hole when I come back after fetching the water."
Xiaofeng's shoulder hurts, so he can't let him carry water...
"it is good."
Su Yufeng smiled: "Hey, Jian Wen, have you ever heard the song "Journey to the West"? You carry the burden, and I lead the horse~ You who carry the bucket are Sha Monk~"
"No, you don't have beards, you don't have hair all over your body, and you don't have a bald head. Among the four masters and apprentices, you are more like Bajie~"
You Ke and the others couldn't help but laughed outright.
Jian Wen was not annoyed, she walked over and carried the man on her back.
Both legs were forced to hang in the air, Su Yufeng hugged his neck in panic, for fear that he would accidentally fall.
"You, what are you doing?" Su Yufeng began to be afraid, "I, I was just joking, don't carry me to the water and throw me..."
Jane Wen snorted: "How can I be willing?"
"Didn't you say I'm Zhu Bajie? Then of course I have to carry a daughter-in-law home. It just so happens that there are no monkeys here to spoil my good deeds."
He blushed and stared fixedly at the ground, not daring to look at the man beside him.
Obviously I have a physical problem, so I don't dare to hope for love, lest it will not end in time...
However, he still couldn't help thinking, even fantasizing.
"Xiaofeng, have you had enough rest?"
"En." Su Yufeng was still immersed in his own fantasy, and just responded blankly.
Jian Wen stood up, and found that Su Yufeng was still sitting there, staring blankly at the ground.
Su Yufeng stood up slowly, as if the slow playback button had been pressed, and started to walk forward.
He has the same hands and feet, like a robot that has been programmed wrong.
Jian Wen stretched out her hand and put it around his waist, preventing him from moving forward.
Su Yufeng blinked like a dream, "Jian Wen, I'm sorry, I was thinking about something just now."
He smiled awkwardly, adjusted his state, and continued to move forward.
Walking posture is normal, alive and kicking~
"Xiaofeng, I went wrong. I should go to the right."
Su Yufeng: "..."
This damn three-way intersection!
Su Yufeng blushed, turned around, and followed Jian Wen.
"Xiao Feng, what were you thinking just now?" Jian Wen grabbed his shoulders with an intimate gesture.
Su Yufeng's heart skipped a beat: "No, nothing."
He said he was fine, but his flushed face had already revealed his secret thoughts.
Jian Wen curled her lips slightly, but did not reveal it.
Finally a good start...
The two kept running between the market and the hut, but their luck was really bad as a team.When Hong Dali's team found them all, they still only found two bags.
The director has ulterior motives, and the packaging of many vegetables is only slightly different.Even if they see the packaging of the vegetable seeds that the team next door takes, they have to try their luck one by one among a bunch of similar items.
Lost all lost, the director did not force Jian Wen's team to find the rest of the vegetables.After all, Jianwen's team had tried a lot more than the team next door, so they were exhausted.
If you continue to squeeze, I'm afraid something will happen!
"Okay, everyone has a glass of lemon juice." The director held the trumpet and smiled kindly.
It's a pity that my heart is like a snake and a scorpion.
"Drink it quickly, and eat after drinking. There are two whole lemons, a glass full of essence. For your health, I am also worried about it."
Su Yufeng: "...Director, you see that your skin is a little itchy, how about I loosen your muscles and bones?"
"I'll help." Jian Wen agreed.
The director hurried away.
Su Yufeng was just talking, to be active and lively, and didn't intend to beat the director.
He can still lose.
Jian Wen raised her head and drank the lemon juice in the glass.
He frowned slightly, but did not reveal a ferocious expression.I have to say that this man's endurance is really strong.
Jian Wen put down the cup and walked directly back into the room.
He came back soon, with a few extra chocolate bars in his hand.
Su Yufeng stared at the lemonade in his hand, pursed his lips, resisted the sour taste, and poured it in.
"Good, so sour!"
He was wrinkled into a ball, his expression was painful, he looked like a wounded kitten, very pitiful.
Jian Wen unwrapped the chocolate bar and handed it over.
"Eat this, relieve the acid. The program crew doesn't have any sugar, so use this first."
Su Yufeng took it and gnawed it, like a little hamster gnawing on a banana, so cute as hell.
You Ke: "..."
Ahhh, it's too cute!
You Ke slowly raised his hand: "Brother Jian, I also drank lemonade."
"Aren't you afraid of acid?"
Jian Wen was a little surprised, but still handed over a chocolate bar.
You Ke: "..."
She is used to drinking it, so she won't lose her composure because of it, it doesn't mean she likes the taste!
Just like not afraid to drink bitter medicine, the feeling in the mouth after drinking the medicine is not pleasant.
While eating a sweet chocolate energy bar, You Ke stared at the two of them knocking candy.
Cool!
Su Yufeng was not resistant to acid, so he ate three chocolate bars before he recovered.
The staff also brought the purchased meals to the stage and placed them on the dining table in the living room.This is a small village with few restaurants, and the dishes on this table were custom-made by the program group.
Su Mingming picked up the chopsticks: "The director has a bit of conscience, after making us work like crazy, treat us to a good meal."
Although their group had better luck, it was not easy.Lin Yanxue was exhausted, let alone Su Mingming, a mobile meat fortress?
It was past one o'clock now before they finished their tasks and had dinner.
Su Yufeng consumed too much, so he ate without saying a word.
It is simply a ruthless eating machine!
Seeing this, Jianwen felt terribly distressed.
"Eat slowly, don't choke."
"Don't worry, it won't happen." Su Yufeng continued to gobble it up, and when he was eating fish, he finally got stuck in his throat with a thorn.
"Oh, it hurts!!!"
Su Yufeng's eyes were watery, and he opened his mouth helplessly.
He put down his chopsticks, bewildered.
Everyone also stopped eating and made suggestions one after another.
"Xiaofeng, take a bite and swallow the thorn."
"Xiaofeng, it contains vitamin C tablets, which soften the thorns."
On the contrary, Jian Wen quickly left the table.
He went to a nearby farmhouse and borrowed tweezers and a flashlight.
"Open your mouth wider."
"what……"
Su Yufeng stretched out his hand and grabbed Jian Wen's clothes, in a gesture of relying on asking for help.
Jian Wen illuminated it with a flashlight, and carefully removed the fishbone with cleaned tweezers.
He is not a professional doctor, so he can only do his best to keep his hand stable without shaking slightly, so as not to cause unnecessary stimulation to Su Yufeng's mouth.
After some careful operations, the thorn in Su Yufeng's mouth was finally successfully removed.
"Xiaofeng, does your throat still hurt?"
Su Yufeng shook his head, there was still a thin mist in his eyes.
"It doesn't hurt anymore. I didn't puncture the skin inside just now, it just hurt."
Jian Wen raised her hand and gently rubbed his head.
"It's fine."
People who eat melons: "..."
They seem a bit redundant? ? ?
---
The task of buying vegetable seeds was too hard, and the garbage director didn't squeeze them any more, letting them rest as much as they wanted.
He originally wanted to see if he could compress it and finish the recording in one day.
But now it seems that the level of planting and watering can only be moved to tomorrow.Because the guests are really exhausted.
When the sun was about to set, the director finally called for someone to throw the guests out to harvest the millet.
"Collect it quickly, I want to check to see who gets the drier millet."
Although after finishing the photos, everyone was exhausted.But Su Yufeng still went out to look through the millet every once in a while.Hong Dali was also afraid of losing, so he was forced to work harder.
And now, it's finally time to check the results.
Jian Wen gathered the rice into a pile with agricultural tools, and Su Yufeng took a broom to sweep the fish that slipped through the net to the pile.
You Ke opened the rice bag and waited aside.
Everyone worked together and finally put away the three bags of millet.
The director took a shovel and scooped out a spoonful of each bag of millet.
When he got another group of rice, he started testing.
There are too many rice grains, and it is too troublesome to detect them all.
The director inserted his fingers into the pile of rice grains, randomly stuck a grain of rice in it, picked it out and put it aside.
Su Mingming was dumbfounded: "We have been busy for a long time, and this grain of rice was selected in the end."
"Otherwise?" The director raised his eyebrows, "Do you still want to call it a day and sleep?"
Now the sun is about to set, and we will continue to record the program tomorrow, so it is the best choice to call it quits as soon as possible.
The director compared the rice grains of the two groups, and cut open the rice grains to have a look.
"The rice grains in Jian Wen's group are completely dry, and the middle of the rice grains in Hong Dali's group is still a little wet. Jian Wen's team wins!"
In the case of similar efforts, the final selection is luck.
Hong Dali and others could only resign themselves to drinking lemonade and supplementing vitamins.
As night fell, everyone who was tired all day also returned to the room to rest.
Lying on the same bed with Jian Wen again, Su Yufeng had a new feeling.
Anxious...
Su Yufeng silently moved towards the wall, moved again, and finally almost his whole body was stuck to the wall.
Jian Wen stared at the empty space in the middle of the bed, frowning slightly.
"Xiao Feng, what's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. It's summer now, it's too hot for us two big men to stick together, hehehe..." Su Yufeng could only smile awkwardly, trying to stick to the wall.
"It doesn't need to be that far away. If it doesn't work, I'll ask the director to buy another bed."
"No need." Although Su Yufeng wanted to agree.
But another day of filming, and they're leaving.There's no need to go out of your way to buy another bed just to sleep through the night.
"Ah."
Jian Wen picked up her phone and sent a text message to the director.
[When will the swimming pool theme I want be ready? 】
[The next issue, I promise to fix it for you! 】
The director promised and wiped his sweat secretly.
Poor Su Yufeng, he didn't even know he had met a beast!
If it weren't for the rent of the farmhouse, the sponsor's father would have arranged this issue as a swimming pool party!
This night, Su Yufeng was extremely difficult.
He even suspected that he rolled into Jian Wen's arms inexplicably because he liked Jian Wen but not himself, but his body was very honest...
At this moment, Su Yufeng really wanted to pull out a rope and tie himself up tightly!
However, because of being too tired, Su Yufeng fell asleep quickly.
The next day, when he woke up, he was secretly relieved to see that he was not attached to Jian Wen's body.
Fortunately, it was not exposed...
How did he know that Jian Wen was still planning to coax him home...
---
Directors today are still not human.
I bought vegetable seeds yesterday, but today I drove them into the vegetable field.
"It's the last level, the moment to decide the outcome. I won the small gold medal, but lost the big cup of gold water."
There are agricultural tools beside the vegetable field, ranging from buckets to hoes, all kinds of agricultural tools.
The director raised the horn: "These two are teachers, and they will teach you how to grow vegetables and water. I will keep the winning conditions secret for the time being, and I promise that it has nothing to do with physical strength. But your time is only 3 hours, and you will lose if you delay too much. "
"Stop talking nonsense, start now!"
The teachers are two honest farmers who have decades of experience in vegetable farming.
"Growing vegetables is very simple, just dig a hole, put the seeds, pick water and water it, and that's it."
A seed, not yet ready for fertilization.
Su Yufeng raised his hand and tapped his sore shoulder.
"Jane Wen, let's assign some work."
"Yes." Jian Wen's eyes dimmed, "I'll fetch the water first, you can dig a hole, and you can bury the seeds. I'll help dig the hole when I come back after fetching the water."
Xiaofeng's shoulder hurts, so he can't let him carry water...
"it is good."
Su Yufeng smiled: "Hey, Jian Wen, have you ever heard the song "Journey to the West"? You carry the burden, and I lead the horse~ You who carry the bucket are Sha Monk~"
"No, you don't have beards, you don't have hair all over your body, and you don't have a bald head. Among the four masters and apprentices, you are more like Bajie~"
You Ke and the others couldn't help but laughed outright.
Jian Wen was not annoyed, she walked over and carried the man on her back.
Both legs were forced to hang in the air, Su Yufeng hugged his neck in panic, for fear that he would accidentally fall.
"You, what are you doing?" Su Yufeng began to be afraid, "I, I was just joking, don't carry me to the water and throw me..."
Jane Wen snorted: "How can I be willing?"
"Didn't you say I'm Zhu Bajie? Then of course I have to carry a daughter-in-law home. It just so happens that there are no monkeys here to spoil my good deeds."
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