Marriage choose me, I'm super sweet

——Do you dislike me as a vampire?

— a little.

——It’s good that you know you’re wrong, I can give you a chance to make up for it, would you like it? "

- unwilling.

What's the matter with this man?

Jiang Yu and Zhao Shengyuan complained about Sheng Jinnan's proper straight man's reply, and said angrily: "Do you think he can talk? It's a miracle that such a person can get a wife!"

Zhao Shengyuan reminded someone who was already stunned: "Maybe he is rich, but doesn't he have a wife? Is your wife dead when you are so old?"

Only then did Jiang Yu realize that this stinky man was his husband, and he was speechless: "Do you hear what he said in human language? Is this something a good husband can say? I think he should go to further study Learn how to be a good husband!"

God knows what Jiang Yu felt when he heard him say "I don't want to", and he asked again specifically for fear that he had heard it wrong. Sheng Jinnan directly said that these are two different things and should not be confused.

Zhao Shengyuan sighed: "I thought Mr. Sheng was serious and ruthless, but I never expected that he would have such a style of painting, hahahahaha."

Jiang Yu: "..."

This character is not cute at all!

The four people in the dinner dormitory adhered to the need to live in harmony in the future, so they went to eat outside the school together. The four of them were very harmonious in taste, and rushed to the spicy crayfish barbecue.

During the period, Wu Yan didn't eat much, and served Tang Xin the whole time, peeling the crayfish shells for him, removing the meat from the iron skewers and putting them on his plate after grilling, and wiping his mouth and hands, as if telling the world, He dotes on Tang Xin very much, with such a caring old mother's strength, he can't wait to chew the food in his mouth and feed him.

Jiang Yu was dumbfounded watching from the sidelines, how could he act like this for Zhao Shengyuan?How could this be possible?

Although he has read many novels, he seldom writes about such greasy plots. He usually eats his own food, not to mention wiping his hands and mouth himself.

It's not that I can't take care of myself anymore, what are those long hands for?Can't move or what?

Zhao Shengyuan looked very calm, with a rare and strange appearance.

Young man, you don't know anything about getting along with young lovers.

Jiang Yu looked down at the crayfish in his hand, hey, I'm so rich, if I want to eat lobster, I have to shell it myself, buy all the shrimp tails, and eat all I can eat at once.

Zhao Shengyuan started to gossip and asked with a smile: "Brother, you two seem to be really in love. How long have you been talking?"

Tang Xin eats very politely, chewing slowly, everything on the plate is prepared by Wu Yan, and he eats with chopsticks, "The time we really got together was in the first semester of high school, and our classmate just entered school I just chased him."

Jiang Yu: ...

I thought this tiredness was just talked about during the summer vacation.

This love has a long shelf life.

Jiang Yu asked curiously: "Have you been chasing him for a semester? Chasing him for so long?"

Tang Xin smiled: "Because he can't pass his own test, he thinks he is a straight man."

Jiang Yu:? ? ?

Wu Yan: "...I'm going to the bathroom."

As soon as the person left, Jiang Yu leaned over, with a look of incredulity on his face: "How did you chase after him? You can turn straight?"

Tang Xin picked a piece of meat from the plate, "Let's put it this way, a straight man can't bend at all. The first time I saw him, I thought he was not straight."

When Zhao Shengyuan saw Jiang Yu, he still wanted to ask, did he focus on this?His point is not to ask this!Quickly grabbed Jiang Yu, and showed Tang Xin an old-fashioned smile: "Then after you two talked, how long did it take?"

This is what he wants to know!

Tang Xin stretched out three fingers.

Jiang Yu: "Three months? Isn't that too fast?"

Tang Xin shook his head: "It's three days."

Jiang Yu's eyes widened for a moment, and he acted in shock on the spot.

What the hell?

How many days?

three days?

Jiang Yu tried to make sure: "Is the one you said the one I thought?"

Tang Xin was amused by Jiang Yu's small appearance, "Are you surprised? How long have you been talking with your partner? But it seems that you haven't."

Jiang Yu only said that he was not single, but did not say that he was married.

Zhao Shengyuan: "Yes, he hasn't, he hasn't kept his precious little chrysanthemum yet."

Jiang Yu: ...Damn it, at least I have a husband.You are still a single dog, who are you laughing at?Who is nobler than whom?

Tang Xin took a sip of her drink, "Haha, you can tell."

Jiang Yu was very depressed.

Zhao Shengyuan's acceptance was much higher than Jiang Yu's. In his opinion, three days seemed like a rocket speed, "How is it? How do you feel!"

Tang Xin didn't hold back at all: "We won't go back to the dormitory tonight."

Zhao Shengyuan understood: "I heard that there is a very popular theme hotel outside the school specially set up for young couples."

Tang Xin laughed: "We are going to this hotel tonight. He has already reserved a room online a month ago."

Zhao Shengyuan: "A month ago, this was too hot."

Jiang Yu listened at the side in a daze:? ? ?

Not coming back?where to go

What theme hotel?

Why doesn't he know anything.

Zhao Shengyuan said in his heart that if you know everything, you know how to conquer Sheng Jinnan.

At the end of the barbecue, Jiang Yu watched Tang Xin and Wu Yan walk into the love hotel that was said to be the hottest around, which he had never heard of.

There's nothing special about the signboard, it's just such an ordinary door in a corner.

Zhao Shengyuan was at the side: "Okay, don't look at it. If you are not married, you may have a chance to go in after four years of college. You are a married young husband, so don't be curious."

Jiang Yu: "What is there that I can't go in? Why don't I have a chance to try?"

Zhao Shengyuan: "Does Mr. Sheng seem like someone who would go into this kind of small hotel? This hotel only accepts couples, are you sure you dare to go in with others?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

On the way back to the dormitory, Zhao Shengyuan: How did I say it, I said they must have done that, you still don’t believe it, but they did it after three days together. "

As a married person, someone who has been married for less than half a month seems to have never even touched her husband's hand.

Comparing this like a story?

Is this reasonable?

Jiang Yu: "It's outrageous, they're progressing too fast, how can anyone go to bed after talking for three days!"

Zhao Shengyuan: "You don't understand, if you really like someone, you can't control it at all, and you just want to touch him."

Jiang Yu felt that although what he said was exaggerated, but think about it carefully, the last time Sheng Jinnan touched his feet secretly.

Could it be because I like it so much that I can't bear it?

Jiang Yu felt that Zhao Shengyuan was talking nonsense again, and his face was full of disgust: "You know again, don't forget that you are still a single dog, you know nothing."

Zhao Shengyuan: "I read a lot of books."

Reading a few xiaohuang.wen can blow you away, but Qunshu won't take the blame.

That night, Jiang Yu lay on the small bed in the dormitory tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. In the dormitory for four people, the bed and the table were always placed high above the ground. Although there were guardrails, he didn’t sleep well. Would he really not fall off?

Although he slept on Sheng Jinnan's big bed for the first time, he was not unaccustomed to the new environment but quite adapted to it, but the single bed in the dormitory was too small for him, and he really couldn't get used to it.

Like Princess and the Pea, Jiang Yu felt that everything under him was uncomfortable, and there was no space for him to spread the pancakes. Finally, he just sat up and leaned back with a pillow.

Zhao Shengyuan joined a lot of friends groups at the school, and was chatting enthusiastically in them, when he heard the movement, he raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

"This bed board is too stone."

"I said, little princess Jiang Wandou, you are too squeamish. The beds in the dormitory are all like this. This is already considered good. You don't know the dormitory where I lived in junior high school. You don't need to mention it. Just get used to sleeping slowly. .”

It was the first time for Jiang Yu to live on campus, so of course he didn't know about it, "What are you doing? You're smiling so obscenely."

Zhao Shengyuan didn't even raise his head: "Let's chat, I added a lot of seniors."

Jiang Yu, who already had a husband, had no interest in seniors, so he took out his mobile phone and sent Sheng Jinnan a WeChat message: Husband, are you asleep yet? [/ tears]

After ten minutes.

Sheng Jinnan: I just got home.

Sheng Jinnan: What's wrong?

Jiang Yu: Woohoo, the bed in the dormitory is so small, the bed board is so heavy, it’s impossible to sleep at all, it’s still the upper bunk, do you think I’ll fall off in the middle of the night[/cry loudly]

Jiang Yu sent the message over with crackling tears. After waiting for 2 minutes, Sheng Jinnan didn't respond, so he immediately curled his lips, and immediately shared all the links he had searched for in the past ten minutes.

When Sheng Jinnan was changing his shoes, his mobile phone on the counter in the entrance kept vibrating. He opened it and saw that there were a total of thirty items, all of which were from Jiang Yu.

[How can I be a good husband?You can find out by copying the link. ]

[If my wife is angry, don't quote straight men, click this video to show you how to coax you effectively. ]

[What can a man do to please his wife?Just learn the following few things. ]

[On the art of speaking, we often offend people because we can’t speak in life, so what should we say? After reading these, you will understand. ]

[Why do we have to observe male virtue?What exactly is male virtue?Learn these, and you are the best member of the Male Durban. ]

[It’s not shameful to listen to your wife. A good man must listen to his wife. If you don’t listen to your wife, then you must not be a good man!] ]

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When Sheng Jinnan turned on the phone, WeChat was stuck for more than 30 minute by these more than 1 messages. Looking at these messy titles, Sheng Jinnan only felt a dull pain in his head, and stretched out his hand to pinch the root of his nose. Turned up and saw that the top bed was not comfortable.

In the effort of turning up, Jiang Yu sent two more.

[A good man is one who takes care of his career and family at the same time, and must not neglect his lover because he is busy with his career. ]

[The boss who doesn’t want to be a good husband is not the boss. ]

Jiang Yu couldn't sleep, and was idle when he was idle, so he harassed Sheng Jinnan crazily, and remembered Wu Yan's obedience to Tang Xin during the meal.

Looking at my husband again, apart from being rich, good-looking, and tall, uh, he seems to be pretty good.

Sheng Jinnan: Tell me about the length and width of the dormitory bed.

Seeing that Sheng Jinnan paid attention to him, Jiang Yu immediately asked Zhao Shengyuan: "How big is our bed?"

I got the answer quickly, and immediately replied to Sheng Jinnan: 1m×2m is so small, I said no matter what I can't turn over.

Sheng Jinnan: If you are not used to sleeping, I will buy you a house near the school. You can choose the location and the type of apartment.

Jiang Yu's cell phone hit his face all of a sudden, and he let out a cry.

Zhao Shengyuan was finally willing to look up, and asked with concern: "Why are you so careless, are you okay? If you really can't stand it, bear with it, and after the military training is over, you can apply to rent a house outside the school."

Jiang Yu rubbed his forehead, then stared at Zhao Shengyuan: "My husband said to buy me a house off-campus."

Zhao Shengyuan:? ? ?

Zhao Shengyuan: ...

Zhao Shengyuan: Is it amazing to be rich?

Jiang Yu smiled and lost his eyes: "Ham, I can't help it. My husband loves me so much that he doesn't want me to suffer a little bit outside. In fact, it's okay to experience dormitory life, and I'm not so delicate."

Zhao Shengyuan smiled: "Hehe."

Jiang Yu happily sent Sheng Jinnan: Husband, although our family is rich, you earned it by working overtime. It's okay, I'll just live on campus, and I'll get used to it if I stay for two more days!I can [/come on]

Jiang Yu: Huh, huh, husband, you are so kind!How are you!love you［/kiss］

After Sheng Jinnan finished undoing his cufflinks and tie, he lowered his eyes to see the two messages from Jiang Yu, his eyes that usually had no emotion showed a faint smile at this moment, and his expression was a little helpless.

In fact, apart from talking a lot and thinking strangely, Jiang Yu also seems to be quite cute, especially every time when Balabala doesn't stop, those clear and lingling eyes blink non-stop, and the long eyelashes are fluttering.

Jiang Yu received Sheng Jinnan's reply before going to sleep.

Sheng Jinnan: Don't need to take a crash course in language and male morality?