Marriage choose me, I'm super sweet

The sentence that Jiang Yu chanted most often every day is——

"Excuse me, is today Friday?"

"No."

"My God, why isn't it Friday yet?"

"Because Thursday hasn't passed yet."

"..."

Sheng Jinnan is very busy at work, and every time he is on a business trip, he is even more busy. When he is abroad, he has time difference. Sometimes he can't speak a few words in a day, and he can't find a suitable time video. up.

When he was crying and howling in the dormitory again, Zhao Shengyuan couldn't listen anymore.

Zhao Shengyuan: "Are you serious? This is too exaggerated. I haven't seen you for a few days, and it seems like I haven't seen you for decades. How can you make those real long-distance lovers who can't see their partners for several months feel embarrassed?"

Jiang Yu: "You don't understand, we are still in the period of passionate love, and couples in the period of passionate love can't wait to be together every minute and every second! It's all because of the evil Thursday and the arrival of Friday, I should suffer The pain of lovesickness!"

Tang Xin: "I can testify to this. The hot love period is really super boring. Back then, I went out to get some water, and Wu Yan could find me all over the classroom. When I go home on weekends, he would like to eat me when we meet on Monday."

Wu Yan compared his heart to Tang Xin: "Now is also the period of passionate love, and my heart for you will never change."

Jiang Yu smiled: "Do you think you are polite?"

Wu Yan: "Sorry, we little lovers who get tired of being together every minute and every second of every day don't understand your pain."

Tang Xin: "Honey, come on, let's show them a boo."

Wu Yan: "Here we come!"

Jiang Yu: "..."

Seeing Jiang Yu's contemptuous and disgusted expression, Zhao Shengyuan burst out laughing, "Who told you to show off every day, why aren't they allowed to fight back?"

Jiang Yu: "You wait for me!"

When Sheng Jinnan finally finished his work, opened WeChat, and saw more than 100 unread messages, he thought for a moment that he had read it wrong.

With his own strength, Jiang Yu created the feeling that many people in Sheng Jinnan were looking for.

[WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowWhat kind of human suffering is this?Why hasn't Friday come yet?Doesn't it know I'm thinking about it? ]

[Actually, I was lying just now, I wasn’t thinking about Friday at all, I was thinking about you, husband. ]

[do you know?You don't know, you only work in your heart!You have ignored your little one for three hours, 25 minutes and 40 seconds! ]

[If you don’t love me anymore, just tell me if you don’t love me anymore, I will cry quietly by myself without disturbing you. ]

[I just ate a potato that was not peeled, even the potatoes in the cafeteria are bullying me, laughing at my husband for ignoring me. ]

[Let me tell you, you must have a sense of crisis. I passed the stadium today, and a senior asked me for a WeChat account. I am very tall!And eight pack abs! ]

[I didn't mean to look at other people's abs, I'm a very virtuous person, mainly because he brushed his clothes to wipe sweat in front of me, and my eyes met unexpectedly. ]

……

[It is now 45:30 and [-] seconds in the afternoon, and it has been five hours, six minutes and [-] seconds since you ignored me. If you want to ask me why I count so clearly, then I will tell you that I am talking nonsense. ^_^]

……

[Wooooow, the dog couple in the dormitory bullied me again and didn’t have a partner by my side. They were devoid of conscience and even slapped `boo’ unscrupulously in front of me. Do you think it’s polite for them to do so? ]

[He also wants to boo with you! ]

It took Sheng Jinnan a full 10 minutes to flip through the nearly [-] messages from top to bottom. During the process of reading, Jiang Yu's very distinctive voice could automatically appear in his mind.

Jiang Yu is sitting on the yoga mat. He forgot to grab the physical education class that day, so he can only miss the yoga class, but it is just what he wants. , to have more energy and more energy.

When he heard the phone ringing on the bed, Jiang Yu was splitting his fork, and accidentally pulled it, so he could only twist his expression, and said to Zhao Shengyuan: "SOS! Quickly help me to see if it's my husband's video!!!"

Zhao Shengyuan received a distress signal, so he had to get out of bed and get his cell phone, "Nice, the husband who is the most handsome and best in the universe and loves me the most... Can you make this note longer?"

Jiang Yu: "What do you know, every word is the essence, removing or adding any word can not perfectly express my love for my husband, and my husband's love for me."

Zhao Shengyuan: "Why not? The most handsome in the universe and the husband who loves me the most and who I love the most, this is the most suitable output for you."

Tang Xin let out a burst of laughter: "Hahahahaha, WeChat note: Excuse me, do you think you are polite?"

Wu Yan: "I don't know if it's polite or not, but I know that if Shengyuan doesn't give Jiang Yu his phone, Jiang Yu will fight with his fist."

Zhao Shengyuan: "Here you, you, you, pay attention to the expression management, don't scare your husband who is the most handsome and best in the universe and who loves you the most."

The next second, when the video was connected, Jiang Yu immediately showed everyone what it means to change face in public, with three points of grievance, two points of cuteness, and four points of coquettish expression, "Hmph, you still know how to find me? I thought you had forgotten that you still had a partner."

Zhao Shengyuan patted his chest, put on the earphones silently, and didn't want to listen to this soft and artificial voice anymore.

Tang Xin and Wu Yan glanced at each other, held hands and left the place where they were about to show their affection. Real couples don't care about videos, and the grove of the night school is the place that really suits them.

Jiang Yu leaned against the wall, watching Sheng Jinnan in the video.

Fuck, what kind of husband is he? Why is he getting more handsome every day?

Sheng Jinnan is using a computer, unlike the usual mobile phone. Sitting in front of the chair, the tie is loose and loose, and the fingers holding the cup are particularly pleasing to the eye. They are not as tense as usual. An indescribable sexy and seductive.

Jiang Yu stared at his Adam's apple because of drinking water and swallowing up and down, and felt that his breathing was suffocating.

Well, he admits that he is a small pervert.

"What are you thinking about?"

Jiang Yu said softly: "Do you know that with your current appearance, it's easy for me to dream?"

Sheng Jinnan: "..."

Jiang Yu complained: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Sheng Jinnan was really puzzled, how did he seduce Jiang Yu, but it was hard for him to say that, after all, Jiang Yu dared to say anything with his mouth.

Zhao Shengyuan coughed heavily, "I beg you, there is still me in the room. If you are going to be restricted next, please think about it."

Jiang Yu moved away from the phone screen, and said to Zhao Shengyuan: "Yuan~ Your good brother, I want to do some bad things for adults now, promise me, if you still love me, please leave this room and give me a chance to do bad things , okay?"

Sheng Jinnan, who was drinking water on the other side of the screen, heard this passage clearly.

The lethality was so strong that it almost made Sheng Jinnan, who had always been calm, choke on water.

Zhao Shengyuan gave a thumbs up, "Remember to open the windows to ventilate after you are done."

Sheng Jinnan: "..."

Jiang Yu: "???"

Why open windows for ventilation?

One minute later, the dormitory door opened and closed again, leaving Jiang Yu alone in the room.

After Jiang Yu waved his hand, he turned his gaze back to the screen, met Shang Sheng Jinnan's eyes, and said happily, "Honey, I'm the only one left in the dormitory now."

Sheng Jinnan was infected by his sudden happiness, and unconsciously smiled, "Well... what do you want to say?"

Jiang Yu: "There's so much I want to say, I have a lot to say to you! Woooooo, I miss you so much."

Sheng Jinnan comforted: "Tomorrow will be Friday."

Jiang Yu: "Ham, you don't even know. I didn't look forward to Friday so much when I was in school. Now that I have you, I really like Friday."

Sheng Jinnan: "Study is important."

Jiang Yu: "Don't be such an old cadre, let's talk about some topics that adults should talk about at night."

Sheng Jinnan: "...What do you want to talk about?"

Jiang Yu: "That's it~"

Sheng Jinnan took a sip of water to cover up, "Which one?"

An hour later, Jiang Yu asked in the group: What time is it?Why are you still not coming back?

Zhao Shengyuan: This is not to free up time for you and your husband to do bad things, mother, why are there still mosquitoes in this season, Jiang Yu, if you don’t invite me to dinner tomorrow, I’m sorry for feeding the mosquitoes outside for an hour! ! !

Jiang Yu: Good brother! ! !I've taken care of your takeaway for the next semester, I'm done!Come back soon!

Zhao Shengyuan: Is it over so soon?

Tang Xin: In the future, you will read less small x articles, one hour is long enough, okay?Besides it's just a video.

Wu Yan: Did you open the window?

Jiang Yu:? ? ?What bird language are you talking about?

When they came back, Jiang Yu had already washed up and was lying on the bed. When he heard the door opening, he looked out and saw Zhao Shengyuan: "There are really mosquitoes. I was bitten just now."

Tang Xin behind him, as soon as he came in, immediately made an exaggerated fan with his hands, "Wow~ what smell is this?"

Jiang Yu sniffed: "No smell? Wu Yan's stinky socks?"

Wu Yan: "?"

Zhao Shengyuan: "It's the smell of phoenix flowers."

It was only then that Jiang Yu realized that they had been emphasizing what it means to open the window, showing the expression that I often don't fit in with you because I am not perverted enough, and said speechlessly: "Damn, what are you thinking? We don't have that! Am I a beast? In Do that in the dormitory!"

Tang Xin: "? What in the dormitory, why is it a beast?"

Zhao Shengyuan was confused: "So what exactly are you talking about doing bad things?"

Jiang Yu: "Role-playing, let my husband accompany me to play the script of President Ba and his personal secretary."

Zhao Shengyuan: "...That's it?"

Tang Xin: "This script is colorful when you hear it, won't that happen in the end?"

Wu Yan: "It sounds like a small × article."

Jiang Yu, who reads Xiaotianwen all the year round: "??? My husband said that office romances are forbidden, so my script turned into a commercial war spy in the end."

As soon as these words came out, the bedroom was silent for a while.

After a while.

Zhao Shengyuan: "I just want to ask, what's your boss's reaction?"

Jiang Yu: "My husband, love me so much, he is very cooperative!"

Tang Xin: "So it's really just a spy script? I've already mentioned a personal secretary, so how can it be without any color?"

Wu Yan: "It's over, I actually started to feel sorry for the boss, sober up, the boss is a man with hundreds of millions every minute."

Zhao Shengyuan: "Your husband really loves you. A man with hundreds of millions every minute can spend an hour playing such mentally handicapped performances with you. It's true love."

Jiang Yu: "..."

In fact, his original script was about a relationship, just that kind of vulgar love at first sight, the secretary fell in love with the boss at first sight on the first day of work, Sheng Jinnan was too strict, he insisted on saying impossible things, the office prohibits romance, it's impossible There is a love affair with the secretary, which affects work very much.

Jiang Yu said to be ostentatious, Sheng Jinnan said that it is not okay to be ostentatious, he insisted on not admitting defeat, and finally changed to a spy, forced love, deep sadomasochistic love, broke heads with Sheng Jinnan for half an hour, and finally the boss compromised , explaining to accompany him to perform in the evening.

Damn, what Tang Xin said is right, they are all personal secretary, without any color?Is it normal?

He was out of his mind at the time, no, was he led astray by Sheng Jinnan?

Is the point the script?

Is the point logic?

Jiang Yu took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Sheng Jinnan: Husband, I think my script needs to be overthrown.

Sheng Jinnan: What's wrong?

Jiang Yu: It does not conform to the core social values.

Sheng Jinnan: You can change the script. This script itself has logical problems.

Jiang Yu: Is this the rigor of a boss?The real point of role-playing is fun!understand?

Sheng Jinnan: ...Got it.

He really wanted to ask, spies, what's so interesting about business wars?

God knows that when he first heard Jiang Yu say that he would do something bad for an adult, he still had a trace of anticipation inexplicably.

Jiang Yu was about to go to bed, Tang Xin sent him a book list, and glanced at all kinds of overlords, financial backers, godfathers, little secretaries, assistants...

Tang Xin: Adults should play this kind of game, okay?

Jiang Yu: ...

The next day.

Seeing that Jiang Yu was still lying on the bed after washing, Zhao Shengyuan pushed him, "Did you become a thief last night? Can't afford it? You're going to be late."

Jiang Yu sat up blankly with his little curly hair growing a little, "I stayed up all night to read a novel."

Zhao Shengyuan's face was full of question marks: "Didn't you basically stop reading novels after you got a husband? What kind of novels are so good? They can keep you up late."

Jiang Yu took a deep breath and got up from the bed, "President Ba and his sweetheart secretary."

Zhao Shengyuan: "I've confirmed the title of the book, it's a novel I don't know how to read."

Jiang Yu: "I almost don't know the words Ba Zong and Xiao Secretary."

Although he was not in good condition, fortunately today was finally the Friday he was looking forward to.

I didn't expect Friday to be even more difficult.

Zhao Shengyuan: "Why didn't I find out that you have ADHD before?"

Jiang Yu: "Why does time pass so slowly?"

Zhao Shengyuan: "What's the hurry? Don't you still have a physical education class to end the day perfectly."

But when he thought that Sheng Jinnan was already on his way, Jiang Yu calmed down, and sent a message to Sheng Jinnan to tell him the address of the physical education class. If he arrives early, he can come and wait for him.

Sheng Jinnan said hello.

The physical education teacher has something to do, so I asked a substitute teacher to take care of him for a period. He is obviously a senior and looks very tall.

Jiang Yu just thought this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he met him, it didn't matter, the important thing was that he was going to meet his dear husband soon!

Senior: "Everyone stretch first, and then move freely."

Jiang Yu was sitting on the yoga mat. Anyway, the teacher was not there, so he planned to do some lazy paddling.

"Primary school brother, I didn't expect such a fate to meet again."

Jiang Yu finally remembered who it was, the senior with abdominal muscles on the basketball court, but what he said to Sheng Jinnan was a bit exaggerated, the senior asked him for WeChat because he liked his bag and wanted to link, but Jiang Yu didn't Link, this schoolbag is bought by his brother, limited edition.

Seeing Jiang Yu's expression, the senior said, "It's a bit embarrassing, but I wasn't recognized."

Jiang Yu quickly waved his hand: "No, it's mainly because you changed your hairstyle. I didn't notice it for a while. If you really like my schoolbag, I can ask my brother to help you. There are other styles."

The senior smiled helplessly, "You don't really think I'm looking at your schoolbag, do you?"

Help, the next sentence won't be that I'm actually looking for you, right?

Good soil.

Fortunately, there is still some self-cultivation in face control. After all, the seniors who said this are tall and handsome with eight-pack abs.

But he has one thing to say, with his husband as a reference, he can't even look up to an unusual handsome guy, let alone an ordinary handsome guy.

Jiang Yu claimed to be the benchmark of contemporary married people, and immediately asked urgently, "What's the next sentence?"

Senior: "You want to know?"

Jiang Yu: "No, I just want to wait for you to say so that I can refuse your confession."

Senior: "..."

After a few seconds, the senior smiled.

"Hahahaha, you are so cute."

Jiang Yu was serious: "Thank you, it's better to praise a man than to praise him for being handsome."

Senior: "You are really cute."

The corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, pinching mom, it's okay, I know I'm cute, so I don't need to repeat, anyway, no matter how cute I am, you can't get it.

As soon as Sheng Jinnan walked to the door, he saw the senior smiling and said: "You are really cute, how can there be such an interesting person like you."

Jiang Yu: "???"

This person doesn't have a brain problem, does he?

From Sheng Jinnan's point of view, Jiang Yu looked shy with his head lowered, but the senior half-covered him, and his face suddenly sank, the faint uncomfortable feeling in his heart was something he had never experienced.

"Jiang Yu is looking for you!"

When Jiang Yu was about to say whether there was something wrong with you, he heard the voice of his classmate, raised his head to look at Sheng Jinnan at the door, got up quickly, and ran towards Sheng Jinnan cheerfully.

If it weren't for the fact that he was still in class now, Jiang Yu would have jumped straight into Sheng Jinnan's arms, so he didn't restrain himself much. He wished he was hanging on Sheng Jinnan's body, and Jiang Yu would unconsciously speak coquettishly when talking with Sheng Jinnan , "How did you come so fast?"

Sheng Jinnan glanced coldly at the senior who was watching from not far away, then retracted his gaze, reached out and rubbed Jiang Yu's head, "How long is get out of class over?"

Jiang Yu: "There is still half an hour, but the teacher is not here, so you can move freely. If you feel bored, I can ask for a leave!"

Sheng Jinnan looked at the senior who came over, "There's no rush."

Jiang Yu looked at Sheng Jinnan's eyes as if there were stars, shining brightly, as long as he looked carefully, he could know the relationship between the two.

The senior finally saw the right eye, but he didn't expect that the other party already had an owner. While feeling regretful, he was also a little unwilling and cautious: "Primary school brother, is your uncle looking for you?"

Sheng Jinnan looked at him coldly.

Those who have been in the top position for a long time are not angry and prestige, they are easy to be intimidating, and the seniors regret it after speaking.

Before Sheng Jinnan could speak, Jiang Yu exploded first, god damn uncle.

"What eyes do you have? My husband and I are a perfect match, you can't see it? Which uncle and nephew have you seen interlocking fingers? Besides, my husband is so young, how can he look like an uncle?" Jiang Yu shook his head. Huang and Sheng Jinnan held hands, "Also, did you do it on purpose? Did you fail in courtship and tried to provoke the relationship between me and my husband? Is this green tea behavior?"

Senior: "..."

Sheng Jinnan: "..."