Ten Scenes of Ghost Rot

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Cage Moon: It's not like we haven't moved.

Zhu Yiyi: Are you the ones who took away my husband's virginity?OK!Today I will let you all know the fate of robbing my man!

Su Tong: [Magic Nature] Come on, come and fight with us if you have the ability!Hahahaha~~~

[Sound of footsteps opening the door]

Shi Yiqi: It's late at night, what are you two arguing about?

Song Zhicheng: Zhai Chang

Shi Yiqi: Humph!Can you read good books if you bring so many female relatives to the academy?

Song Zhicheng: This...what's the situation? [Inner Heart] Can you see female ghosts? ?

Shi Yiqi: What's the situation?I also want to ask you what's going on.Don't sleep in the middle of the night, hang out with female ghosts.

Zheng Du: Chief Zhai, these women were brought by Song Zhicheng and have nothing to do with me.

Song Zhicheng: You are talking nonsense, these three are all yours.

Zheng Du: If you don't believe me, let's ask these three young ladies, who is your husband-in-law?

Cage Moon, Xiaoxiao, Sutong: Song Zhicheng

Song Zhicheng: Huh?You, you...

Cage Moon: Mr. Xiang, you are drunk.

Shi Yiqi: Song Zhicheng, come out and copy twenty pages of the book for me in this yard.

Zheng Du: I have nothing to do, so I will go to rest, alas!Just now Song Zhicheng and those women tossed so much that I couldn't sleep well.

Song Zhicheng: [Inner Heart] I really shouldn't let my guard down on this person! !

Song Zhicheng: Zhu Yiyi, why didn't you explain to me just now.

Zhu Yiyi: Who made you mad at me, copy your books obediently!

Shi Yiqi: Copy it carefully for me, and I will check it later. 【go far】

Chen Qizong: [Passing by] Oh, who am I, it turns out to be Song Zhicheng.Why did you also enter Shenma Academy?

Song Zhicheng: Chen Qizong, you can get in, why can't I get in.

Chen Qizong: I was admitted in an open and honest way. It's not like some people, relying on the bad money at home, desperately squeezed into the ranks of scholars, which is obviously not the kind of material.

Song Zhicheng: That can't be helped, who made me born rich and honored.You don't need to take the entrance exam to get into the academy easily. Some people are so crippled at home that they have to take the exam twice before they get in.

Chen Qizong: I don't want to argue with you here. Anyway, you won't stay in this academy for long. If you fail the exam four times, you will be expelled.Tsk tsk tsk, it's written in dog crawling characters. 【go far】

Zhu Yiyi: This Chen Qizong is really annoying, my husband, let me teach him a lesson.

Song Zhicheng: Don't cause me any trouble. When the head of the house comes over later, it's time to punish me again.

The author has something to say: I am too lazy to express my self-awareness and self-awareness

Third game

Characters: Song Zhicheng, Zheng Du, Shi Yiqi, Song Pingan, Zhao Ke

{Scene: Academy room}

【Night】

Song Zhicheng: [Lie down on the bed] What kind of broken academy is this, where you have to take an exam once a month?

Song Ping'an: Well, at the young master's level...

Song Zhicheng: [sit up] Song Ping'an, what do you mean?Is there something wrong with my level?

Zhu Yiyi: I'm doomed, my husband is the one who can't even recite the Three Character Classic.

Song Ping'an: The article written by the young master is not as good as a bookboy like me~

Song Zhicheng: You two shut up! [Thinking for a while] Otherwise... safe, you can take the exam for me?

Song Ping'an: Master, is it hard to tell us apart?

Song Zhicheng: Forget it, this method is too easy to cheat.Zhu Yiyi, don't you know ghosts?Get on me and help me take the exam.

Zhu Yiyi: Xianggong, the words I know are less than one line.

Song Zhicheng: Tell me about you, one by one, you usually know how to press my bed and steal my snacks, but it's useless at critical times!

Zhu Yiyi: Xianggong, otherwise... I'll help you peek at the exam questions.

Song Zhicheng: Then hurry up!Peace of mind, you can help me copy some books and put them in my clothes, maybe I will need them when the time comes.

Zheng Du: If you have the spare time to cheat, you might as well read a little more.

Song Zhicheng: Why don't you see yourself reading a book?

Cage Moon: Our husband knows astronomy first and geography second, and it's just a test, do we need to read books?

Song Zhicheng: Bragging, I won't tell you guys, I'll sleep for a while while Zhu Yiyi is out.

Shi Yiqi: Song Zhicheng, come out.

Song Zhicheng: Oh, head of the house, what do you want me to do?

Shi Yiqi: This is a letter from your father. Take it.

Song Zhicheng: Huh?My dad will write me a letter?He is most tired of writing. [Unpack] The theory of rewarding loyalty and loyalty?He... this is written in the meaning of a god horse, which Daluo god can understand it?

Shi Yiqi: I have already delivered the family letter. As for the meaning of it, you can slowly understand it by yourself. I am leaving.

Song Zhicheng: Oh, okay, thank you.

Zheng Du: Why did he come to see you?

Song Zhicheng: It's so strange that he sent me a letter from home. My father doesn't seem like the kind of person who can write a letter from home, and I can't understand anything written in that letter.

Zheng Du: Did you take the wrong letter?

Song Zhicheng: It's possible, the letter doesn't have a signature or anything.

Zheng Du: Let's go, I just want to go out for a walk, so I'll accompany you to his place to ask for clarification.

[open the door]

Zhao Ke: Where have you been?

Shi Yiqi: I sent a letter to that Song Zhicheng. He was really stupid when he said it. I wrote the exam questions in the letter, but he really thought it was just a letter from the family, and he was still thinking what his father meant.

Zhao Ke: Shi Yiqi, have you taken a fancy to that Song Zhicheng?I noticed that you've been mentioning him a lot lately.

Shi Yiqi: Where do you want to go?It was our dean who asked me to help him secretly.You don't even know how much money our dean has collected from his father. It's very embarrassing if he gets the last place in the exam for four consecutive months.

Zhao Ke: Hmph!This kind of useless rich man deserves to be kicked out.

Shi Yiqi: Actually, I think so too. With his aptitude, he shouldn't stay in our academy at all, so when he just couldn't read the letter, I didn't continue to remind him.

Song Zhicheng: Grandma's! !

Zheng Du: Song Zhicheng, you don't have to be angry with their words, after all they are right.

Song Zhicheng: I said how could the head of the house be able to see ghosts?It turned out that he also had one beside him, and it was a male.

Zheng Du: It would be great if you think so, hey, where are you going?

Song Zhicheng: Go back and read a book.

{scene: room}

Song Ping'an: Master, I saw the exam rankings came out today.

Song Zhicheng: Am I the last one?

Song Ping'an: Yes

Song Zhicheng: I knew it! !

[Memories] Zheng Du: Sir, Song Zhicheng cheated.

Song Zhicheng: Zheng Du! ! !

Song Ping'an: Young master, blood is oozing from the corner of your mouth~~~

Song Zhicheng: Where did Zheng Du get in the exam?

Song Ping'an: the first name

Song Zhicheng: Pfft~~~~ This bitch! !

Fourth game

Characters: Song Zhicheng, Zheng Du, Shi Yiqi, Song Pingan, Sutong, Chen Qizong

{scene: room}

Song Zhicheng: If there is anger in the body, it will not be right.If there is fear, it will not be right. [sound of flipping the book]

Hey, don't turn over, I didn't remember, take another look.

Song Ping'an: Oh

Song Zhicheng: Turn it over

Song Ping'an: Oh

Song Zhicheng: If you want to enjoy yourself, you will not get it right.If there is a worry, it will not be right.

Zheng Du: Why does your young master read books like this?Can you read the book so far away?

Song Ping'an: My young master can't see things close by, the closer things are, the harder it is to see clearly.So I had to stand far away and turn it over for him to see.

Song Zhicheng: Safe, turn back to the previous page.I'll take another look.

Zheng Du: How does it feel to be the last one in the exam for three consecutive months?

Song Zhicheng: I feel no worse than your three-month exam

Zheng Du: You are really miserable. You can’t see things clearly when you are too close, so you can’t recite the article at all. During the day, your husband beats your palms, and when you come back at night, you have to be crushed by ghosts.It seems that it is destined to miss reading.

Song Zhicheng: It's unlucky to hear crows crowing at night!Peace, bring me some water, I have to wash up and go to bed.

Song Ping'an: Yes, young master.

【at night】

Song Zhicheng: [Turns and turns and can't fall asleep] Oh!well!call~~~

Zheng Du: It's late at night, why are you always tossing and turning?Noisy.

Song Zhicheng: I was afraid that Zhu Yiyi would press me while I was asleep again, so I didn't dare to sleep, but lying down without sleeping would make me irritable.

Zheng Du: Oh!For the sake of both of us falling asleep, move your head closer.

Song Zhicheng: Head?OK.What is this for?

Zheng Du: See if my amulet is long enough for two people to wear it together.

Song Zhicheng: Two people wearing one amulet?No, it will be strangled.

Zheng Du: Then stretch out your hand.

Song Zhicheng: What is this for?

Zheng Du: The two of us hold the amulet, and then tie our hands with the rope of the amulet. In this way, the two of us can share one amulet.

Song Zhicheng: Oh, it turns out that those female ghosts dare not approach you because of this amulet.

Zheng Du: Don't try to steal it while I'm asleep.

Song Zhicheng: Then...

Zheng Du: Don't ask me where I got it.

Song Zhicheng: Cut!

【Morning】

Su Tong: [Duan Shui] Husband, wash your hands.

Zheng Du: [washing hands] Song Zhicheng, get up soon, don't you know you have an exam today?This is your last chance.

Song Zhicheng: [Sullen] I'm not going

Su Tong: [Sister Yu's voice] Mr. Song, don't you give up on yourself like this?

Song Zhicheng: [Sullen] Anyway, I'm the last one in the exam, so it's better to sleep and refresh myself.

Zheng Du: That makes sense, but you still have to take the exam.

Song Zhicheng: Why

Zheng Du: Because you have to accompany me to take the exam, I am not used to having an empty table in the exam room, it affects my mood.

Song Zhicheng: No

Zheng Du: Su Tong, go to her body