[Quick Transmigration] Shuai Meow Hotel

Can't see it when it's not winter. "

An Weibing took out a thick bar of white chocolate from the workshop, and also took out his two guns.He put the chocolate bar on a 2-meter-high table, let the little brother hug the chocolate, then stood in front of the stool next to him, and waved it.

White chocolate shavings began to fall lightly, and as the security guards accelerated, more and more chocolate shavings fell down.

The child raised his head and opened his mouth wide at the miraculous scene.Chocolate chips floated into the child's mouth. The child smashed his mouth and found that the "snow" was sweet and had a strong chocolate flavor. He immediately got off the stool, ran under the chocolate, and tried to eat "snow" with his mouth wide open.

"Snow" fell for a full 5 minutes. The "snow" was over, and the child looked at Mr. Christmas with bright eyes. "The snow is gone." He couldn't finish it.

Mr. Christmas got off the stool and wiped the child's face and hands with a handkerchief: "Remember, a man is not allowed to cry."

The child nodded fiercely, and he hugged Mr. Christmas. Mr. Christmas had a sweet smell on him, and he liked it very much.

Seeing that Anbingwei coaxed the child well and created a dreamlike magic, the boss pulled the child over and said, "Now you believe that we can do magic, right? Tell me what your wish is."

Children's wishes are simple, and doing business for children is the easiest.

The child looked at the dead turtle in the fish tank and said, "I hate Amy and I want everyone to hate her."

Lost lover

The kid's name is Brian, and Amy is his classmate.Why does Brian hate Amy?

To understand this question, we must first know what kind of girl Amy is.Amy was Brian's friend at the beginning. She looks charming and cute, especially the dimples on her cheeks, which are very cute.Little Amy has good grades, is liked by teachers who are serious in class, parents who are considerate and obedient, and classmates who are friendly and lively... In short, everyone loves Amy.

If the "kid next door" is also popular in the United States, Amy must be the most mentioned by other parents.Everyone loves Amy, and the perfect Amy is always right.The most heard sentence in Brian is: "Amy is not wrong."

So Brian who fed the tortoise and accidentally overfed the tortoise to death must be wrong, and Amy who told the teacher about it and asked the teacher to fix Brian must be right.

Brian sneaks the turtle out of the classroom after school, intending to go to the garden behind the classroom and bury the cupcakes.As a result, I walked into the restaurant while walking.

It is of course angry to make everyone hate Amy, but there is no reason to take back what was said.

After he wrote his name crookedly, the boss disappeared out of thin air.However, he did not become 6-year-old Brian, but became a small editor working in a men's magazine.

"Brian, get me a cup of coffee."

"Brian, please show me any typos in this report."

"Oh, Brian, you go and print 50 copies of this document for this afternoon's meeting."

Every day, he was doing these trivial things that didn't belong to him. The worst thing was that the economic crisis came and he was laid off.

He lost his job with a group of writers, one of whom was Nick Dunne.From time to time, he will write some recommended introductions about movies, TV and books, etc. He is not very popular among readers. His language is not humorous, and the content of his articles is often "profound", boring, and cannot keep up with young people. His ideas were naturally discarded by the magazine.

But Brian has a good relationship with him, and the two often meet and drink.Today is no exception.Two frustrated people get together, pouring out their bitterness without money.

Nick ordered a glass of Kentucky bourbon. Regarding the fact that he lost his job, the first thing he didn't blame was the magazine. The magazine was not wrong, but he was sympathetic to the suffering of the magazine. "New York is full of magazines, and there are writers everywhere. But to be honest, layoffs and salary cuts can't save the sales of "Seven Days New York" (the magazine he contributed to)."

He second doesn't blame himself.He always said that he could become a writer as soon as he graduated from university, and he has been doing this job for more than ten years. What a great honor it is.He also always advertises himself as an aspiring novelist or a searching thinker.

For that, Brian didn't resonate with him.The reason why he went back to "Seven Days in New York" as an editor was just a whim when he was in college. Now that the editor's job is gone, he still has a few contracted jobs in hand, so he is not afraid that he will not be able to cope with life.It is always better than Nick, a big man who relies on his father-in-law and mother-in-law for support all the time.

Regarding the fact that he lost his job, after much deliberation, Nick said: "Hey, back then, the Internet was such a gadget. Who would have thought that one day it would squeeze us out of the horse. Of course, the young people now People don’t read paper newspapers and magazines anymore.”

He always lamented that he was born at the wrong time.

Brian listened patiently to his complaints. If it weren't for his wife being Amy, he thought he would never want to associate with such a person in his life.

In order to find out more about his wife Amy, Brian took a sip of vodka and said, "I remember it was your wedding anniversary a few days ago?"

Speaking of this, Nick fell down on the bar and was unwilling to get up. He drank the rest of the wine in the glass in a few sips, and began to complain about his wife's incomprehensible imagination.

The other day marked his and his wife's third wedding anniversary.Every year, this day is the day Nick wants to complain the most, and Amy's treasure hunt is his torture.

"So did you go back that day?" Brian remembered that there was a reception that day, and a group of unemployed people had a carnival in the bar, celebrating their unemployment, and swearing that the paper culture was completely replaced by the Internet culture.

"No. It's late. Amy sent me a leather briefcase. Who makes the third year of marriage a leather wedding? To be honest, I don't like that bag at all. This way of celebrating is not romantic. I would rather The two of you will order a few good dishes, a bouquet of flowers, and a romantic candlelight dinner at Metz Restaurant." Nick couldn't stop talking about his marriage.He complained about going back to his wife because of the property and the note in the clothes bag, "I didn't want to have sex with Hannah at all, and I don't know where the note came from..."

In fact, I always hear Nick complain that marriage is boring. Listen to it for half an hour, and then listen to him say: "Don't get married. Marriage turns cute women into yellow-faced women, and romantic men become boring. Marriage is Dao shackles." is the concluding remark.

Brian smirked, he was not worried about his marriage at all, after all: "There is no marriage for homosexuals, only love."

Nick finished the refill, shook his head and said, "Yes, yes! Homosexuality is the most free!"

The next few months were far less interesting, and Brian found another good job in New York, where he serialized his detective novels online.The first book was finished half a month ago, and the reader response was pretty good. Half a month after it was finished, there are still people discussing the protagonist's modus operandi.

He's in no rush to write a second story, he always has to gather material before he starts writing.He also opened a website called "Nobody Loves Amy", with the theme of "Nobody is perfect in the world", which gathers readers from all over the United States who hate "Little Witch Amy".

"Little Witch Amy", the name is well known, is a story book with Amy as the protagonist.There have been more than 20 titles in this series.It is not a coincidence that the heroine has the same name as Brian's wife Amy, because Amy is the prototype of the little witch. The authors of this book are Amy's parents, a pair of celebrity psychology who seek fame, lust for vanity, and love the public's attention. The professor and children's literature writer make a living by selling their daughter--Amy, who is also a psychologist--from childhood to adulthood.

Nick once told me that Amy gave up learning the violin when she was a child, so the little witch Amy was good at the violin. When Amy was 14 years old, she gave up the tennis junior championship for a friend's date, but the little witch became the champion.In short, Amy's parents blessed all their dissatisfaction with Amy to the little witch, and then created a perfect little witch Amy.

When this book was first published, it became popular all over the country. Even elementary school libraries had this book. Every family would buy a few copies and teach their children according to the psychological tests in it.However, in recent years, the publishing industry has been sluggish, and the magic of "Little Witch Amy" has gradually disappeared. Last year, it only sold 10 copies.

Brian had seen the latest one, and decided it was time to give Amy an ending, even if she and her husband—a very different husband from Nick, who was a craftsman and kind of dumb—dead.

In order to complete the task of "making everyone hate Amy", Brian established this website. Fortunately, there are many people who feel the same way. The website has been opened for less than two months and has already had more than 2000 registered members.

Nick returned to Mississippi, Mississippi, Missouri, with his wife last month, and Amy was quite critical of it.Nick often writes to complain, he still doesn't like to send emails, he laughs at himself as an old fashioned thing, he likes to write this old way to communicate.

"Long time no see Brian:

I'm so happy to be back in Mississippi. I have my sister Margot here. You may remember her. We opened a bar together. It's called 'The Bar'. I like the name, it's full of mystery.

We rented a villa to live in, the villa is very big and decorated beautifully, but