[Quick Transmigration] Shuai Meow Hotel

The little brother's little heart trembled and trembled.

On this day, the boss was in a good mood and took the cat to bask in the sun.After drying for a while, brother Miao trotted back to the store, and let out a "meow".

The younger brother was picking vegetables at the back of the house, when he heard a cat meowing, he ran to the front and saw a boy in a red robe.By the way, it's a boy, right? 0.0's whole body is covered under the robe except his face.

"I heard that you can fulfill my wish here."

As soon as he heard the voice, the little brother was sure, Emma, ​​it really was Blue Boy Paper.Although he is hunched over, speaks softly and is a bit short, he is also pretty good-looking...

The boss is still domineering, "Let's order first. After all, this is a restaurant."

Brother Heixian, is this really a restaurant?There is no business all day long.

"Oh," the boy flipped through the menu, put the menu back again, and then mustered up his courage to say, "Let's have a big root!"

Brother's brain froze, Al, Dagen, what is that?By the way, the boy doesn’t seem to be able to speak Chinese, oh oh, has he mastered another foreign language (⊙v⊙)

The boss took out a washed white radish from the kitchen and gave it to the young man. Holding the radish, the young man took a bite carefully and savored it carefully as if he had found a treasure.

Seeing the boy's expression, the little brother also wanted to have a bite of radish, isn't it white radish?Is it really that delicious?

After the boy finished eating the radish, he took out a piece of gold: "Just use it to pay. The big root is a priceless treasure, if you can bring it home..."

The little brother blinked his eyes, suspecting that his ears had water in them.It's just a radish, when will it become a priceless treasure.

"Tell me, what is your wish?" the boss asked.

The young man was troubled for a long time. He seemed to have many wishes, and then he said: "Just let Jackie not marry the general."

The boss accepted the gold, and when Kong Kong grabbed it, he held a contract in his hand.

"Okay, sign. When you sleep and open your eyes, your wish will come true."

The boy held the pen and wrote his name in a font that the younger brother had never seen before.

After the boss disappeared, the little brother picked up the contract on the table, looked at the boy's name and said: "Pig head..."

Haha, Sao Nian is such a good name, it's actually called Zhutou!

But as the former owner, the present Zhutou, who has already passed through, I really can't laugh at all.After all, no one wants to be caught all day long by people calling him "pig head!" "pig head!"

For example, "Pig head, get up and brush my hair!" "Pig head, go and cook!" "Pig head, what do you think of my poem?"

……

As someone who has seen the movie, the boss is in a very bad mood. He really wants to pick up the pot in his hand and smear the porridge on the faces of Weiji's family.

And the little brother on the other side of the world, under the recommendation of netizens, clicked on a certain video on a certain station, and the barrage of the video is as follows:

#Guess the beginning, but guess the end#

#Don't play with the progress bar! #

#GL～GL～#

#Stop in front!Obviously it's BG! #

#It’s all stupid, I didn’t watch the video well#

As the story began, the little brother was surprised to find, oh my, the clothes of the boy and the hero in the film are so similar.Hey, the boy and the hero's cousin look exactly the same, Emma I'll go!Isn't this a pig's head?

Looking at the wretched pig's head in the movie, the little brother held his face and said in horror: "The boss is dressed as a pig's head!"

Well, in fact, the pig's head lying in the store now is a reborn pig's head, and that's exactly the case, the boss can see his memories of these two lives and help him recall the plot of the movie.

Zhutou (→_→Yes, the boss has this name now, so cool!) now lives in a country called Bubuni People’s Democratic Republic, he and his father live under the fence, and take care of his cousin Wei Ji every day .

In this country, women are in power and the supreme ruler is the general.The general has a daughter who holds the rank of colonel.Colonel Fang is 30 years old and has made great military exploits. He led the army to successfully repel the invading country a few months ago.

The Colonel is also very good looking and the dream of single men across the country.Pig's cousin Weiji wants to marry the colonel, and pig's cousin Jackie also wants to marry the colonel.Before being reborn, Zhu Tou even dreamed of the Colonel every day.

Wei Ji is the most handsome man in the village, and has outstanding literary talents. He once published an article in a famous magazine.The content is "Bubney, you have cute little hoofs, and you are so charming with a toothy smile", and the object of the description is... a pony.

Jackie is the second most handsome guy in the village, with no talent or virtue, and lives with his mother.It is said that Baoyamei, the daughter of the store owner in the village head, rides a motorcycle to sing love songs downstairs of his house every day.

As for the pig's head... sorry, he is the younger brother of the village commander, who is responsible for dressing up Weiji every day to make him look good.But Zhutou didn't understand, anyway, his head should be covered by a hat, no matter how beautifully combed his hair, there is an egg.

manly man

Ever since Zhutou knew how the porridge that was uniformly served across the country came from, Zhutou refused to take a sip of porridge again.

After a day of hunger, Zhu Tou thought of the only person in the village who might have food—Uncle Bamboo Basket.

Bamboo basket is the brother of Jackie's father. He is still single and teaches Jackie how to write and write poems.It is said that after Jackie's father died, he left a legacy to be protected by Bamboo Basket.

At night, after everyone in the family was asleep, Zhu Tou sneaked out and knocked on the door of Uncle Zhulan's house.

"Who is it?" Uncle Zhulan asked.

Through the gap in the door, Zhutou said as quietly as possible: "Uncle Bamboo Basket, it's me, Zhutou."

After a while, the neatly dressed Uncle Zhulan opened the door, and a woman in military uniform left in a hurry with her head bowed.

He said: "Oh, pig head, what do you want from me?"

The pig's head squeezed through the door and closed it carefully.There was a strange smell in the room, he pretended to be innocent and asked Zhulan: "Uncle Zhulan, who is that?"

Bamboo basket said: "It's my cousin. Tell me, what's the matter with you." This was the first time Zhutou came to talk to him, and he was also curious about what Zhutou would say.

The pig head arched its back, held hands together, and asked in a low voice: "Uncle, do you have big roots?"

Bamboo basket was shocked, he quickly shook his head: "No, I don't have one. How could I have that kind of holy thing?"

Zhu Tou didn't believe it, so he ran to rummage through the bamboo basket cabinet, and found a stack of anti-national propaganda posters.He threatened: "Uncle, what are these? If I take these to your cousins, you will be sentenced to death!"

Bamboo Basket rushed over to snatch the flyer from Zhu Tou's hand.

In turn, the pig's head pressed the bamboo basket to the ground in one fell swoop, and said to the ear of the bamboo basket, "Uncle, we are actually on the same road. I want to escape too."

Zhulan's eyes widened, unable to believe it for a long time.

That's Pig's plan to stop Jackie and the future General's wedding.He wanted to flee to the enemy country, and let the enemy country overthrow Bubuni.

As someone who has been there, Zhutou whispered: "Uncle, you have to believe me, do you know what the porridge we drink every day? It's our excrement!"

Zhulan didn't believe Zhutou's crazy words, pushed him away and stood up, grabbed the leaflet and tore it to pieces.He said: "Don't talk crazy here, you go back quickly. I don't have any big roots here."

"Uncle, you have to believe me, think about it, why your cousins ​​only eat big root and don't drink porridge!" Zhutou said.

Zhulan also realized that his good cousins ​​always only ate big roots, and sometimes they would bring him a few when they were in a good mood.

"And I want to flee abroad with my uncle. Didn't uncle always want to? There is music to listen to and meat to eat. No one will care which cousin you are with today."

Zhulan came over and covered the pig's mouth and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you. But going abroad is not an easy thing. What's more..." Uncle Zhulan hesitated.

Pig knew what his uncle was worried about.He wanted to take Jackie abroad as well.The pig's head pouted, Jackie, a guy full of "slavery", would not follow you.

"Good uncle, don't talk about this." The pig's head took off the hand of the bamboo basket and begged, "Give me a big root, I'm about to starve to death."

Bamboo Basket no longer doubted the pig's head, and directly took out a big finger-thick root from the cabinet and gave it to him. "Eat quickly."

Zhu Tou quickly finished eating the big roots, and suggested to the bamboo basket: "Uncle, can we go to the woods to plant big roots?"

Bamboo basket nodded: "I also have that intention. But I don't know what to do."

Zhu Tou immediately offered a plan, intending to write a suicide letter to Zhu Tou's father, and then hide in the forest, so as to help the bamboo basket grow big roots.

Bamboo basket felt that this plan was feasible, and nodded in agreement.

In the middle of the night, Zhu Tou sneaked back home again and had a good night's sleep.

During the day, the general's speech was being broadcast live on TV. She first executed a group of prisoners who were not "pure" in their minds and refused to pray like the Holy Horse.Seeing this, Weiji, who was sitting next to the pig's head, laughed loudly.Weiji's mother gave Weiji a look and said, "Boys, don't laugh so loudly, they won't be able to marry."

Weiji sat upright and ate the porridge made for him by the pig's head.

The general then announced the San Mateo Dream and asked the general to find a son-in-law for the colonel.

Weiji was even happier now, almost jumping up.Weiji's parents are also very happy. His son is the village commander, and the probability of being selected as the son-in-law is almost [-]%.

The camera just panned to the expressionless colonel. She was wearing a military uniform with her hands behind her back. She was very tall and straight. Her pretty face made unmarried men all over the country go crazy.

In order to find a good son-in-law for the colonel, the country will hold a royal ball to welcome unmarried men from all over the country.

Weiji took the pig's head to the store at the entrance of the village to order clothes, and was complimented by many people, almost everyone regarded him as the future son-in-law