twelve tenants

"Xiao Hao, have you ever been to the girls' dormitory?" Huo Feng's chopsticks bypassed the eggplant and went straight to the green pepper.Although he likes three delicacies from the ground, he never eats eggplant.

"I've been there."

Why?Huo Feng obviously didn't expect Lu Hao to answer like this, and then all the topics were kept in his mouth, and finally turned into a sentence: "What are you doing there?"

"When I was in college, I worked part-time at the school's water station and delivered pure water to the girls' dormitory."

"What is the girls' dormitory like?"

"It's the same as the boys' dormitory."

"I didn't ask about the layout. I asked about the feeling. Is it warm? Is it the kind full of feminine wisdom and gentleness, warm and romantic?"

Lu Hao stopped his chopsticks, and after serious consideration, he concluded: "Dirty, messy, poor."

You are lying, the beautiful imagination in Huo Feng's heart was shattered by Lu Hao's three words, the pink and warm picture was cracked and scattered all over the place, replaced by a scene that resembled his own university dormitory , That is definitely a gray memory.Dirty clothes and colorless quilts were piled up on the bed. The garbage everywhere had never been cleaned, and the instant noodle bucket that had been sitting there for many days already smelled of mildew.

I still remember that the senior I had a crush on once posted such a new thing on Renren, which was written like this: I found 41 socks under the cabinet, played Lianliankan all night, and in the end, I still couldn’t find a companion for three socks.

Huo Feng's first love was defeated by this novelty.It was really hard for him to imagine the scene where nearly twenty pairs of worn dirty socks were thrown together.

Later, Huo Feng once took Lu Hao and his clothes to the laundry room at the end of the floor to wash clothes. Just in time to see a washing machine stopped working, a boy rushed in and took out the things in the washing machine. Huo Feng watched him dumbfounded as he took out jeans, T-shirts, socks, underwear, insoles and other things from the washing machine. Before he could take out all the things, Huo Feng had already turned in silently with a basin in his hand. Next to the water room.

Although Huo Feng is not a very clean person, he still needs to pay attention to basic hygiene.

The girls' dormitory must not be like this. Huo Feng clenched his fists under the table to comfort himself. Lu Hao must be joking with himself.

Looking up at Lu Hao's calm face, he didn't mean to be joking at all.

"I'm going out tomorrow." Huo Feng said.

"Go, you should go out for a walk." Lu Hao let him go generously.

Huo Feng got Lu Hao's approval, and he ran out without eating. Lu Hao didn't get up, but just sat there and knocked on Huo Feng's bowl with chopsticks, saying: "If you can't finish eating once, you will deduct a monthly percentage." Ten percent of the pocket money, you won't forget it."

Huo Feng backed away slowly, pushing the rice into his mouth with one hand, and because of too much force, the bowl made a tinkling sound on the dining table. Seeing him like this, Lu Hao frowned slightly. Talking, just looking at Huo Feng, who was still standing with rice grains at the corner of his mouth, hurried out.

When Geng Xiao came to open the door, he must have just taken a shower, his wet short hair was sticky, and his skin was darker than the previous two days.

"I want to show you your work tomorrow." Huo Feng waited expectantly for Geng Xiao's answer like a puppy wagging its tail.

Geng Xiao glanced at Huo Feng's arm, and Huo Feng immediately understood what was going on, and immediately said: "This is not a problem, Lu Hao also agreed."

Geng Xiao thought for a long time, finally nodded, and told Huo Feng not to wear too good clothes tomorrow, if the paint dripped on them, the clothes would be ruined.So Huo Feng carefully remembered all the precautions, and went home to prepare a small bag, which contained water, snacks, and game consoles. When Lu Hao saw the things Huo Feng packed up, he asked: "Are you going to talk to Shao tomorrow?" Yi to go on an autumn outing?"

"...he will take the exam tomorrow."

……

Huo Feng got up early in the morning the next day, quickly got up from the bed and rushed to the bathroom to wash up.Lu Hao just fell asleep early this morning. Hearing the movement in the bathroom, he forcefully opened his eyes and told Huo Feng to be careful when going out.

"Yeah." Huo Feng was fighting toothpaste now, and he didn't hear Lu Hao's instructions at all, but agreed habitually.

Squeezing toothpaste is usually not difficult to do. A few days ago, Lu Hao handed the toothbrush with squeezed toothpaste to himself. Now it really needs skill to operate it with one hand.Huo Feng put the toothbrush flat on the quilt, and unscrewed the toothpaste cap with one hand, but the toothpaste cap fell into the sewer with a jump.

After more than ten minutes of tossing, Huo Feng finally finished washing.

Carrying a water bottle, a small bag and a cap, he rang the doorbell of Geng Xiao's house early in the morning.Fortunately, Geng Xiao was so determined that he didn't call out at the moment of opening the door. This is basically the appearance of Crayon Shin-chan when he was in kindergarten.A small yellow hat, a blue T-shirt, two thick black eyebrows, a water bottle with ducklings on it, and a yellow side bag.

"I know you want to laugh, so don't hold back." Huo Feng glanced at Geng Xiao and said with a melancholy expression.

Geng Xiao played games until midnight last night. He woke up early this morning in a very bad mood, but seeing Huo Feng's virtue, he still couldn't help curling his mouth.

"Why do you dress up like this?" Geng Xiao asked.

"Today is a bargain for you. This is something I just came back from mail order yesterday evening. It was originally intended to be worn by my little Haohao."

Geng Xiao interjected, "Are you sure he can get hard when he sees you wearing this?"

Huo Feng didn't expect this sentence to come out of Geng Xiao's mouth: "I'll go, this dress is for performing, not for going to bed."

"Oh." Geng Xiao's word "oh" has nine twists and eighteen bends, and it has a strange and profound meaning.

Huo Feng vomited blood and stopped explaining. The more he explained at this time, the more his judgment would be deepened when he heard it in other people's ears.Geng Xiao invited Huo Feng in, and went into the bathroom to wash himself.

The layout of Geng Xiao’s house is similar to that of Shao Yi’s house. As soon as you enter the door, there is a corridor. On the left is a small kitchen and bathroom, and on the right is a row of large cabinets with double doors. Across the corridor is a small living room with a sofa, tea table and TV. They are all from the original house. The living room and bedroom are separated by a frosted glass door. There is a double bed and a computer desk in the bedroom. The balcony is separated from the bedroom by curtains. The whole house is only in the thirties square meters.

Probably because of the good lighting during the day, Geng Xiao did not close the glass sliding door between the bedroom and the living room. Sitting on the sofa, Huo Feng could see Geng Xiao's folded square quilt and a bed without any wrinkles. .

"What did you do before?" Huo Feng asked.

"Soldier." Geng Xiao pulled out a T-shirt from the cabinet and put it on, took some noodles from the kitchen and asked Huo Feng, "Do you want to eat?"

"Eat." Huo Feng continued to ask, "What kind of army did you serve in before?"

Probably because the range hood in the kitchen was too loud, Geng Xiao didn't hear Huo Feng's question, so he didn't answer him. Huo Feng thought it was something taboo, so he shut up and didn't ask any more questions.

Soon Geng Xiao's noodles were cooked, Yangchun noodles, not oily or greasy, just right for breakfast.By the time Geng Xiao brought out the noodles, Huo Feng had already packed hats, kettles and satchels into his big backpack.But the two eyebrows on the face were not taken off, which made it even more funny in this situation.

Geng Xiao and Huo Feng quickly settled and set off early, of course Geng Xiao did not forget to remind Huo Feng to take off the two false eyebrows on his face before going out.

Huo Feng is no stranger to L Dahuo. When he is free, Huo Feng would come here to take classes, or hang out with students to participate in student activities.So many people in the class always thought that Huo Feng was a classmate of their class.

Huo Feng was full of confidence when he followed Geng Xiao to the roof.Geng Xiao next to him was talking to his partner, Huo Feng ran to the edge of the house to poke his head.

It was the first time Huo Feng discovered that he was afraid of heights, especially standing on the roof of a building with no guardrails on all sides. Huo Feng's legs were already weak just looking down, let alone doing other things. matter.

When painting, a movable hanging basket is used. The hanging basket is pulled by iron cables and hung on the outer wall of the dormitory. The hanging basket is controlled by the person standing inside the hanging basket.Although Geng Xiao assured him again and again that this thing was very safe and tied a safety rope on his body, Huo Feng was still trembling with a pale face, and his uninjured hand did not leave the iron rope for a moment.Geng Xiao once tried to break his hand to calm him down, but failed several times, and in the end Huo Feng simply fell into the hanging basket.

Geng Xiaocai had no choice but to give up half of the work, landed early, and put Huo Feng on the ground.

When Huo Feng's feet finally stepped on the ground again, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh, don't tell Shao Yi about this, I'll be laughed to death by him." Before Huo Feng could catch his breath, he began to instruct Geng Xiao.

Looking at his pale face, Geng Xiao didn't laugh at him, and nodded in agreement with Huo Feng.

But don't look at Huo Feng's panic at the moment, in less than ten minutes, he was resurrected with blood, blue and buffs, and chatting with a few female students he just met downstairs was in full swing.

When it was time to eat dinner, Huo Feng suddenly remembered that there seemed to be an important thing he hadn't done today, but he couldn't remember what it was for a while, hey, it wasn't something important if he thought about it, just forget it.

In the evening, the bored Huo Feng put on Crayon Shin-chan’s clothes to perform Crayon Shin-chan, danced the elephant dance beside Lu Hao who was programming, and later performed the classic Crayon Shin-chan (pull the pants back to the butt half position back and forth).

When he was suddenly pushed down on the bed by Lu Hao, the first thing that came to his mind was that he must tell Geng Xiao tomorrow morning that if I dress up like this, Lu Hao can really get hard.