twelve tenants
Chapter 9
During the eleventh holiday, the twelfth floor finally ushered in the busiest time.Huo Feng, Shao Yi, Prague, and Qu Youyang were planning to go there for the next few days in the activity room on the twelfth floor. The venue hadn't been decided yet, so Qu Youyang answered the phone and rushed excitedly. out.
"Why did he go?" Huo Feng raised his eyes and asked.
Prague: "It is estimated that his girlfriend is here."
"Damn, girlfriend, when will he show up with a girlfriend?"
Prague raised his head from the computer, glanced at Huo Feng and said, "It's from my hometown, a local product."
Huo Feng: "..."
Shao Yi: "..."
Bragg looked up at Shao Yi, then at Huo Feng, and after thinking for a while, he said, "I've seen pictures of his girlfriend, she's very beautiful, if I had such a beautiful girlfriend, I definitely wouldn't bring it here. "
"why?"
Prague: "Apart from the charterers on the twelfth floor, where are there any women?"
"Other than you and Qu Youyang, where are the men here straight?" Shao Yi asked.
Huo Feng: "..."
Prague: "..."
After Lu Hao came back last night, he fell on the bed and began to sleep until now. Huo Feng looked at his watch and guessed that it was time for him to wake up, so he went home to wake Lu Hao up. He ran over and pressed Lu Hao on Hao.
"Sun Houzi, you can't escape from my Wuzhi Mountain." Huo Feng pressed on him and twisted back and forth.
Lu Hao opened his eyes and said, "Good morning."
"Wukong, it's getting late, it's already, it's already eleven o'clock." Huo Feng didn't intend to come down at all, and straightened up and rode on Lu Hao's waist.
Lu Hao turned over and peeled Huo Feng off his body, and asked, "What do you want for lunch?"
"Eat hot pot in the activity room at noon."
Lu Hao patted his forehead, only to remember that today is National Day.Generally, during the holidays, the charterers will call all the tenants to the activity room for dinner, which is also a way to increase the relationship between neighbors.
Lu Hao got up, took a shower, put on a pair of worn jeans and a T-shirt with letters on it, and went to the activity room.The activity room is almost filled with all the people on the twelfth floor. Geng Xiao is wearing an apron and is mopping the floor, looking like a good wife and loving mother.
Shao Yi, Huo Feng, and Prague are fighting Lianliankan online...
All the vegetables and meat were prepared and placed on the kitchen table, it seemed that they were waiting for everyone to eat together.
The charter woman and Xie Xuanhua came after Lu Hao.Qu Youyang and his native girlfriend Dong Yun were the last to arrive. Unlike Qu Youyang's five big and three rough, his girlfriend is an authentic Jiangnan beauty, with a slender and petite figure and a sweet accent as if she was singing. The legs of the crooked man in the room are weak.
"A flower stuck in cow dung." This is Huo Feng's evaluation.
"And it's a big pile of cow dung." This was Shao Yi's addition.
Qu Youyang sat next to Dong Yun with a silly smile, like a young man in love, his face was flushed red, as if he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
Dong Yun brought home-brewed bayberry wine. The white wine soaked with large sour and sweet bayberries showed an ambiguous pink color. Huo Feng poured two cups by himself without knowing the depth, and insisted on pouring this 30-degree wine into two cups. He drank the wine like beer, and after a while, his hands and feet became weak, and he smirked on Lu Hao's body.
Shao Yi was very interested in this wine, but once he showed a tendency to taste it, he was attacked by the charter woman. After only two times, Shao Yi felt that he was about to be shot into a sieve.
Lu Hao looked at Huo Feng who couldn't stop exhaling into his ears, put down his chopsticks, said goodbye to those present, and carried Huo Feng home.Huo Feng lay on Lu Hao's back, head down and felt even more dizzy, the whole world was spinning, and he saw a white strip in front of him in a daze.His brain was rusty, he stretched out his hand to pull the white thing, it was very elastic, and it got longer and longer.
Then he felt his ass being slapped hard by Lu Hao, but fortunately, the jeans he was wearing shared part of the force.
"Let go." Lu Hao whispered, this Huo Feng started to go crazy after drinking a little wine, hooked his underwear out of the jeans and pulled it hard.
The so-called wine is strong and cowardly, if it is normal, Huo Feng must let it go obediently. Today, Huo Feng not only did not let go, but played even more vigorously.Of course, it is also possible that Huo Feng doesn't know what he is doing now.
Lu Hao stopped at the door of his house, took out the key from his pocket, and opened the door.Huo Feng had already opened the hem of the underwear that was hooked on his fingers, and said in a low and weak voice, "vomit, I want to vomit."
With such a carrying posture, Lu Hao's shoulders were just right on Huo Feng's stomach. He turned into the bathroom and helped Huo Feng to the side of the toilet. Huo Feng retched for a long time on the side of the toilet, but he didn't spit out anything. , just looking silly at his own reflection in the toilet.Lu Hao took some water and handed it to Huo Feng. Huo Feng took a sip of the mouthwash cup, and Lu Hao snatched it back.
Lu Hao: "gargle."
Huo Feng: "Hey."
Lu Hao: "..."
Huo Feng: "Hey."
Lu Hao: "..."
After a while, Huo Feng finally realized what Lu Hao wanted him to do. He took the mouthwash cup, rinsed his mouth obediently, and showed Lu Hao his small white teeth with his mouth wide open.
Lu Hao picked up Huo Feng who was limp, threw him back on the bed in the bedroom, and poured water for him by himself.Huo Feng sat on the bed blushing and took off his socks. The socks were so long that he couldn't take them off.A big man in his 20s can't be called cute when doing these things, but Lu Hao stood at the door, seeing Huo Feng anxious, he still smiled unconsciously.
He handed the water glass to Huo Feng, and helped Huo Feng take off his socks and jeans.
Huo Feng drank enough water, lay down on the bed and put the water glass on the head of the bed, pushed Lu Hao's hand away, and took off all his clothes.Seeing this was the case, Lu Hao immediately stood up and drew the curtains.The house in Yishuijiayuan is not good at this point. The distance between the two buildings obviously does not meet the national standard. As long as the people opposite look this way, they will see the spectacular scene of the most famous Huo Feng dancing on the bed.
Although Huo Feng is a big man, there is nothing to look at to be honest, but such behavior is still unsightly.
Lu Hao pressed Huo Feng on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and said, "Go to sleep."
"I'm not sleepy, I don't want to sleep." Huo Feng struggled to get out of the quilt, lying on Lu Hao's body, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Although the taste of bayberry wine is very good, after drinking it, the smell of wine left on the body is no different from other wines. Even after rinsing your mouth, you can still smell a bad smell after drinking.
Fortunately, Lu Hao didn't dislike it, and forced Huo Feng down, pressed him under the quilt, and fell on Huo Feng himself, trapping Huo Feng under the quilt.
"You're sleepy, go to sleep."
"Don't sleep." Huo Feng struggled to crawl out, only to find that all sides of the quilt were held down by Lu Hao, and he was pressed by Lu Hao's body for a long time, but he couldn't get out.
Seeing that he finally closed his eyes obediently, Lu Hao let go of his hand. Not long after, Lu Hao saw Huo Feng's mouth slightly opened, and he seemed to be asleep.Lu Hao sat on the edge of the bed and adjusted the quilt before leaving lightly.
The atmosphere in the activity room was just right, the hot pot was steaming, and the fish balls wrapped in crab roe were rolling in the pot.
A few people except Shao Yi were playing a game, clapping their hands whenever there was a number of seven or a multiple of seven, and drinking if they made a mistake.Xie Xuanhua is definitely a master at this game, and he has never lost once from the beginning to the end. In comparison, Geng Xiao is much more stupid in this respect. Even though the bottle of red bayberry wine went into his stomach, he still didn't blush and his heart beat.
Qu Youyang is not as flexible as Xie Xuanhua, nor as strong as Geng Xiao's drinker. If it wasn't for a smart girlfriend next to him, he would probably have been drunk under the table by now.
The charter woman's face was flushed from drinking, excited, her eyes were bent when she smiled, and she pulled Prague next to her, insisting on recognizing Prague as her son.In fact, the charter woman is only in her 30s, she has never been married, and she has never been in close contact with any male friends. If before the age of 30, the family still urged her to get married, then after the age of 30, the family has already Completely desperate, I never mentioned anything about the charterer's marriage.
I still remember last year's Mid-Autumn Festival, when the charterer got drunk, hugged Huo Feng and said, "Who says I'm never married, of course I was married, and I still have a marriage certificate."
After finishing speaking, I will show them. After searching all the cabinets in the house, the charter woman sat on the floor and cried loudly, refusing to listen to anyone's persuasion. .Huo Feng asked Shao Yi in a low voice if the charter woman had ever been married, and Shao Yi said that he didn't know either. Although he and the charter woman were siblings, it took them two years to really get to know each other.
Because of Shao Yi's illness, it is not suitable for him to eat more mutton. At most, he just eats a few chopsticks to satisfy his appetite, and the rest is just eating some vegetables.I can't drink wine, and I can't eat to my heart's content. Sitting at the table alone, I poke the fish balls in the bowl full of holes and crab roe.
This time Geng Xiao lost again, and Geng Xiao was about to pick up his wine glass to drink when he was held down by Xie Xuanhua next to him.
"Drinking is not a punishment for you at all, so you might as well put on a show for us." Xie Xuanhua's proposal was supported by others.
Geng Xiao said, "I can't sing or dance."
"Then act something else."
Geng Xiao looked around for a while, finally locked his eyes on the wooden stool next to him and said, "I, I'll show you how to split the stool with bare hands."
Everyone: "..."
The renter: "If you dare to smash the stool with your bare hands, I will show you how to chop a living person with your bare hands."
"Why did he go?" Huo Feng raised his eyes and asked.
Prague: "It is estimated that his girlfriend is here."
"Damn, girlfriend, when will he show up with a girlfriend?"
Prague raised his head from the computer, glanced at Huo Feng and said, "It's from my hometown, a local product."
Huo Feng: "..."
Shao Yi: "..."
Bragg looked up at Shao Yi, then at Huo Feng, and after thinking for a while, he said, "I've seen pictures of his girlfriend, she's very beautiful, if I had such a beautiful girlfriend, I definitely wouldn't bring it here. "
"why?"
Prague: "Apart from the charterers on the twelfth floor, where are there any women?"
"Other than you and Qu Youyang, where are the men here straight?" Shao Yi asked.
Huo Feng: "..."
Prague: "..."
After Lu Hao came back last night, he fell on the bed and began to sleep until now. Huo Feng looked at his watch and guessed that it was time for him to wake up, so he went home to wake Lu Hao up. He ran over and pressed Lu Hao on Hao.
"Sun Houzi, you can't escape from my Wuzhi Mountain." Huo Feng pressed on him and twisted back and forth.
Lu Hao opened his eyes and said, "Good morning."
"Wukong, it's getting late, it's already, it's already eleven o'clock." Huo Feng didn't intend to come down at all, and straightened up and rode on Lu Hao's waist.
Lu Hao turned over and peeled Huo Feng off his body, and asked, "What do you want for lunch?"
"Eat hot pot in the activity room at noon."
Lu Hao patted his forehead, only to remember that today is National Day.Generally, during the holidays, the charterers will call all the tenants to the activity room for dinner, which is also a way to increase the relationship between neighbors.
Lu Hao got up, took a shower, put on a pair of worn jeans and a T-shirt with letters on it, and went to the activity room.The activity room is almost filled with all the people on the twelfth floor. Geng Xiao is wearing an apron and is mopping the floor, looking like a good wife and loving mother.
Shao Yi, Huo Feng, and Prague are fighting Lianliankan online...
All the vegetables and meat were prepared and placed on the kitchen table, it seemed that they were waiting for everyone to eat together.
The charter woman and Xie Xuanhua came after Lu Hao.Qu Youyang and his native girlfriend Dong Yun were the last to arrive. Unlike Qu Youyang's five big and three rough, his girlfriend is an authentic Jiangnan beauty, with a slender and petite figure and a sweet accent as if she was singing. The legs of the crooked man in the room are weak.
"A flower stuck in cow dung." This is Huo Feng's evaluation.
"And it's a big pile of cow dung." This was Shao Yi's addition.
Qu Youyang sat next to Dong Yun with a silly smile, like a young man in love, his face was flushed red, as if he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
Dong Yun brought home-brewed bayberry wine. The white wine soaked with large sour and sweet bayberries showed an ambiguous pink color. Huo Feng poured two cups by himself without knowing the depth, and insisted on pouring this 30-degree wine into two cups. He drank the wine like beer, and after a while, his hands and feet became weak, and he smirked on Lu Hao's body.
Shao Yi was very interested in this wine, but once he showed a tendency to taste it, he was attacked by the charter woman. After only two times, Shao Yi felt that he was about to be shot into a sieve.
Lu Hao looked at Huo Feng who couldn't stop exhaling into his ears, put down his chopsticks, said goodbye to those present, and carried Huo Feng home.Huo Feng lay on Lu Hao's back, head down and felt even more dizzy, the whole world was spinning, and he saw a white strip in front of him in a daze.His brain was rusty, he stretched out his hand to pull the white thing, it was very elastic, and it got longer and longer.
Then he felt his ass being slapped hard by Lu Hao, but fortunately, the jeans he was wearing shared part of the force.
"Let go." Lu Hao whispered, this Huo Feng started to go crazy after drinking a little wine, hooked his underwear out of the jeans and pulled it hard.
The so-called wine is strong and cowardly, if it is normal, Huo Feng must let it go obediently. Today, Huo Feng not only did not let go, but played even more vigorously.Of course, it is also possible that Huo Feng doesn't know what he is doing now.
Lu Hao stopped at the door of his house, took out the key from his pocket, and opened the door.Huo Feng had already opened the hem of the underwear that was hooked on his fingers, and said in a low and weak voice, "vomit, I want to vomit."
With such a carrying posture, Lu Hao's shoulders were just right on Huo Feng's stomach. He turned into the bathroom and helped Huo Feng to the side of the toilet. Huo Feng retched for a long time on the side of the toilet, but he didn't spit out anything. , just looking silly at his own reflection in the toilet.Lu Hao took some water and handed it to Huo Feng. Huo Feng took a sip of the mouthwash cup, and Lu Hao snatched it back.
Lu Hao: "gargle."
Huo Feng: "Hey."
Lu Hao: "..."
Huo Feng: "Hey."
Lu Hao: "..."
After a while, Huo Feng finally realized what Lu Hao wanted him to do. He took the mouthwash cup, rinsed his mouth obediently, and showed Lu Hao his small white teeth with his mouth wide open.
Lu Hao picked up Huo Feng who was limp, threw him back on the bed in the bedroom, and poured water for him by himself.Huo Feng sat on the bed blushing and took off his socks. The socks were so long that he couldn't take them off.A big man in his 20s can't be called cute when doing these things, but Lu Hao stood at the door, seeing Huo Feng anxious, he still smiled unconsciously.
He handed the water glass to Huo Feng, and helped Huo Feng take off his socks and jeans.
Huo Feng drank enough water, lay down on the bed and put the water glass on the head of the bed, pushed Lu Hao's hand away, and took off all his clothes.Seeing this was the case, Lu Hao immediately stood up and drew the curtains.The house in Yishuijiayuan is not good at this point. The distance between the two buildings obviously does not meet the national standard. As long as the people opposite look this way, they will see the spectacular scene of the most famous Huo Feng dancing on the bed.
Although Huo Feng is a big man, there is nothing to look at to be honest, but such behavior is still unsightly.
Lu Hao pressed Huo Feng on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and said, "Go to sleep."
"I'm not sleepy, I don't want to sleep." Huo Feng struggled to get out of the quilt, lying on Lu Hao's body, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Although the taste of bayberry wine is very good, after drinking it, the smell of wine left on the body is no different from other wines. Even after rinsing your mouth, you can still smell a bad smell after drinking.
Fortunately, Lu Hao didn't dislike it, and forced Huo Feng down, pressed him under the quilt, and fell on Huo Feng himself, trapping Huo Feng under the quilt.
"You're sleepy, go to sleep."
"Don't sleep." Huo Feng struggled to crawl out, only to find that all sides of the quilt were held down by Lu Hao, and he was pressed by Lu Hao's body for a long time, but he couldn't get out.
Seeing that he finally closed his eyes obediently, Lu Hao let go of his hand. Not long after, Lu Hao saw Huo Feng's mouth slightly opened, and he seemed to be asleep.Lu Hao sat on the edge of the bed and adjusted the quilt before leaving lightly.
The atmosphere in the activity room was just right, the hot pot was steaming, and the fish balls wrapped in crab roe were rolling in the pot.
A few people except Shao Yi were playing a game, clapping their hands whenever there was a number of seven or a multiple of seven, and drinking if they made a mistake.Xie Xuanhua is definitely a master at this game, and he has never lost once from the beginning to the end. In comparison, Geng Xiao is much more stupid in this respect. Even though the bottle of red bayberry wine went into his stomach, he still didn't blush and his heart beat.
Qu Youyang is not as flexible as Xie Xuanhua, nor as strong as Geng Xiao's drinker. If it wasn't for a smart girlfriend next to him, he would probably have been drunk under the table by now.
The charter woman's face was flushed from drinking, excited, her eyes were bent when she smiled, and she pulled Prague next to her, insisting on recognizing Prague as her son.In fact, the charter woman is only in her 30s, she has never been married, and she has never been in close contact with any male friends. If before the age of 30, the family still urged her to get married, then after the age of 30, the family has already Completely desperate, I never mentioned anything about the charterer's marriage.
I still remember last year's Mid-Autumn Festival, when the charterer got drunk, hugged Huo Feng and said, "Who says I'm never married, of course I was married, and I still have a marriage certificate."
After finishing speaking, I will show them. After searching all the cabinets in the house, the charter woman sat on the floor and cried loudly, refusing to listen to anyone's persuasion. .Huo Feng asked Shao Yi in a low voice if the charter woman had ever been married, and Shao Yi said that he didn't know either. Although he and the charter woman were siblings, it took them two years to really get to know each other.
Because of Shao Yi's illness, it is not suitable for him to eat more mutton. At most, he just eats a few chopsticks to satisfy his appetite, and the rest is just eating some vegetables.I can't drink wine, and I can't eat to my heart's content. Sitting at the table alone, I poke the fish balls in the bowl full of holes and crab roe.
This time Geng Xiao lost again, and Geng Xiao was about to pick up his wine glass to drink when he was held down by Xie Xuanhua next to him.
"Drinking is not a punishment for you at all, so you might as well put on a show for us." Xie Xuanhua's proposal was supported by others.
Geng Xiao said, "I can't sing or dance."
"Then act something else."
Geng Xiao looked around for a while, finally locked his eyes on the wooden stool next to him and said, "I, I'll show you how to split the stool with bare hands."
Everyone: "..."
The renter: "If you dare to smash the stool with your bare hands, I will show you how to chop a living person with your bare hands."
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