[Comprehensive] It's not that there is a problem with the way I make friends

"The snapdragon essence you gave me today, is it really snapdragon?"

On the slender stem with green leaves, there is a... goldfish that is too huge for the branch?

It looks a bit top-heavy, but unexpectedly, none (only?) snapdragons seem to be bent over.

"Should it be said that the green stalk is tougher, or is the goldfish on it not as heavy as it looks?" Yuejian tilted her head, with puzzlement written in her left eye and curiosity in her right eye.

"...I've never paid attention to this issue." The cultivation of snapdragon grass is mainly based on the two realities of appreciation and consumption. Ghost Lamp really never thought that someone would be entangled in this.

Generally speaking, the first reaction of ordinary people should not be: Is this an animal or a plant?

"The eyeballs can still move. It's amazing. Is it a specialty of hell?"

Of course Yuejian didn't know, even in Hell, animals and plants are strictly separated.Is the snapdragon probably the only one, or the only animal of unknown species that has been discovered so far?plant?

Even the breeder of the ghost lamp may not be able to tell.

He purely took the snapdragon as a feature of hell, although to some extent, it was quite correct.

"Indeed, it's a special product that doesn't exist in reality or in heaven." Intentionally or unintentionally, he stepped on the heaven, the ghost lamp bent down, pulled out a small snapdragon grass that was not so exaggerated from the ground, and handed it to Yuejian , "After finishing a day's work, it's very pleasant to come and enjoy it!"

"Well, it looks so wobbly that people can't help but follow along. There is an inexplicable feeling of lightness."

After receiving the snapdragon from the ghost lamp, Yue Jian was pleasantly surprised to find that this grass did not show the expression of wanting to run away like other small animals.Instead, he rolled his eyes blankly, and continued to shake them twice.

Snapdragon: Quiet as a chicken.jpg

However, for Yuejian who doesn't know the inside story, this alone is enough for him to immediately fall in love with this kind of animal and plant!He carefully touched the back of the snapdragon with his other hand. It didn't feel wet and greasy like fish, but had a normal dry feel.

"That's great." He immediately showed a satisfied little smile.

Ghost Lantern stared at the smile on his lips for a while, then turned his head and walked into the depths of the snapdragon, and then pulled something out.

"Give you."

Tsukimi looked at the thick stalk in front of him, raised his head... took a small step back, and continued to raise his head.Only then did he see clearly that the giant snapdragon in Ghost Lamp's hand was almost three meters high.

Seeing the moon: "..."

I'm a little flattered, but somehow I can't bear this feeling of love.

so heavy...

But Ghost Lantern-san really wants to keep him in hell to work!

"I appreciate the good intentions, but this one is too big to be raised in this world." Yue Jian reluctantly pointed out a rather realistic problem, shaking the snapdragon in his hand, "It's hard to say whether it can be raised in this world."

And if it is discovered, there may be some troubles.

"By the way, if you pull it out like this, can you plant it back?"

"Yes." Gui Deng regretfully thrust the huge snapdragon in his hand into the ground, and the poor snapdragon that was out of breath immediately shook.

Tsukimi also followed his example and inserted the snapdragon in his hand back into the ground.

"Speaking of which, today's snapdragon is unexpectedly quiet!" Glancing at the young man beside him who had been unintentionally exuding a certain sense of oppression, Ghost Lantern folded his arms and continued to lead Yuejian towards Yan Modian where he worked.

Not daring to scream loudly like usual, Gui Deng touched his chin with a little interest.

Therefore, even if it is not a complete animal, it is relatively slow and has no stress mechanism to escape.but.Does it still exist as a biological instinct?And it is much more sensitive than ordinary plants.

"Go a few steps forward, and you will see the gate of Yan Mo Temple." Ghost Lantern said this when he introduced the Iron Sun (a famous place that can bite people—by Ghost Lantern) and turned a few more corners.

"Because time is limited, I won't introduce the other nine temples one by one. If you are interested, I will give you a book and read it slowly when you go back."

"Then thank you Ghost Lantern."

Sighing Ghost Lamp's unremitting will, Yue Jian could not deny that he was aroused by this unique hell.

At least, there are cute snapdragons, aren't there?

So, the decision to come to work doesn't seem so bad?

Thinking of this, Yue Jian couldn't help shaking her head, no, no, how could she make a decision so quickly!Even if it is a career after death, it needs to be carefully planned.

However, the snapdragon that shakes lightly is really good...

"Don't run!"

"It's Lord Ghost Lamp!"

"Master Ghost Lantern, some dead have escaped!"

"People in front, be careful!"

As soon as he turned a corner and saw the shadow of the gate of Yan Mo Temple, Yuejian saw a white shadow coming straight towards him, the speed was unbelievably fast.It seems that when facing hell, the small universe of the whole body finally exploded.

Amid the turmoil, the voice of a child who was completely out of line with other people's brain circuits was extremely clear.

"Ah, it's the beauty I saw before!"

"……eggplant!"

A little nervous, okay, it's very troublesome for the dead to escape!Fortunately, Lord Ghost Lantern came back in time, this dead man can really run away!

The deceased who had just rushed to the edge of the palace gate saw the black uniform, 1.8 meters tall, 18 meters imposing, and the ghost lamp was not hot just by looking at it.

Of course he chose to bully the weak girl next to him!

Sorry, beauty!I can't help it either, but forgive me!

Thinking happily, the deceased can already imagine the beautiful scene of returning to his soul in this world.However, before he could react, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

He was completely blank, and when he regained consciousness, the scenery above his head was completely different from Yan Modian.

Everyone "..."

Sure enough, it was as sharp as in the video of the prison guard's training guide, and it hurt my waist just watching it.

Tang melon:

Eggplant on the side: Ah, Tanggua is blushing.

Yuejian kicked out on conditioned reflex: "Hold, I'm sorry, seeing him jumping over, the body reacted before consciousness...Is he alright?"

"The crime of escaping without authorization will be added. Your counterattack is very beautiful, so don't worry at all." Ghost Lantern patted Yue Jian's shoulder appreciatively, and then stepped forward to take out his weapon from behind his desk.

A mace with thorns all over, and the thorns are shining coldly.

Yuejian: Guideng-san's weapon is really the same as his own, it's straightforward and pure and unaffected!

"Look, this is how you should treat the dead who escaped." Wielding the mace, the ghost lamp mercilessly beat the dead who had fainted to the point of bleeding.

Even though this was a scene they were used to seeing, everyone was still pressured by the heavy oppressive feeling and took several steps back.

"Ghost Lantern Lord is still as strict as ever!" King Yan Mo seemed to remember the pain of being beaten by the mace, and several black lines slid down the corners of his eyes.

"By the way, who is this child?"

Looks familiar, no, this child is still alive!

"Where did the beauty enter hell by accident?" Eggplant of the natural pie had already leaned forward and asked familiarly.

"My name is Zhaoqiao Yuejian." It's a bit shameful to call someone a beauty or something.Yue Jian bent down slightly, and introduced herself to Eggplant, who was nearly [-] centimeters shorter than herself, "You can just call me Zhaoqiao. However, I didn't come in by accident, it was Guidengsan who brought me here."

"...Aren't you the kid who caught the serial killer!" King Yan Mo, who finally came to his senses, suddenly said loudly, pointing at Yue Jian.

Yue Jian smiled back at him: "Please give me some advice when we meet for the first time, King Yan Mo."

As an honest person who was not at all similar to the legend, the Yan Mo King who had no vicious face immediately retracted the hand he pointed at the other party with a little impoliteness, and politely replied: "You too, please give me more advice."

Tang Gua: "This person is unexpected and natural, he looks a little different from the confused pie like eggplant!"

However, her skill is really good!People are also beautiful.

Eggplant: "Hey, is Teruhashi-san going to work in hell in the future?"

... Is there such a shortage of jailers in hell, all of them don't forget to pull people?

"Why do you say that? Are there many precedents for this kind of thing?"

"No." Eggplant shook his head honestly, and raised an index finger, "The nearest one is Xiao Yehuang, the assistant officer of Emperor Song. How many years has it been since?"

"More than 150 years."

"Yes, it happened 150 years ago, and yours is really good!" Eggplant touched his head and smiled innocently.

Yuejian couldn't help but touched his head, and took out two chocolates from his pocket, and handed them to him and his friends: "Want to eat?

"It's Govandi's chocolate! Thank you!" Eggplant took the chocolate from Yue Jian's palm, and handed the other to his friend, "Here you are."

"Hey, eggplant!" Tang Gua, who had no time to stop him, had to take it with a blushing face, and took him to thank Yue Jian embarrassedly, "Sorry, this guy just...thank you for the chocolate."

"It's just two chocolates. It's a bit shabby as a gift. You just don't want to dislike it." Because of the physical growth period and the amount of exercise, Yuejian will carry some high-calorie candies with him.Unexpectedly, it came in handy at this time, "However, do you know the current brands well?"

"Because things in this world are very popular in hell, and they are very in demand." The eggplant with a bulging cheek is already quite familiar with Yue Jian's hand, "I know many well-known brands in this world, such as peach pie , and TUTUANNA..."

Tang Gua covered his mouth with a blushing face in the middle of speaking: "Sorry, please just pretend that this guy didn't say anything!"

What brand of underwear do you say in front of the lady!What a shame!

"What's the matter? Peach pie is something that can't be said in hell?" Yuejian was a little confused, so he asked, "Is it because peaches have the meaning of warding off evil spirits, so hell also avoid taboos because everyone is a ghost family relationship?"

...how nice that she didn't know it was a brand of underwear!At this time, you should just pretend that nothing happened.

Tang Gua covered Eggplant's mouth and laughed dryly, talking about him from left to right.

"By the way, I don't know your names yet, can you introduce some?"

Seeing that it was inconvenient for him to talk, Yue Jian thoughtfully changed the topic, and then heard the voice of the black-haired child obviously relieved.

Just after Yue Jian chatted with the two little ghosts for a short while, Ghost Lamp had already told King Yan Mo about his plan to abduct them after they died.

"I said, that child is obviously going to go to heaven in the future, doesn't it matter?"

Look at the layer of kindness surrounding him, it's all glowing like a pika!King Yan Mo squinted at his right-hand assistant, "As soon as this child dies, he will be taken to heaven immediately. If hell intercepts someone without authorization, it will cause problems with heaven."

"This kind of thing, as long as the person is willing, there is no problem. In comparison, I value the other party's talent more, and it is too wasteful to put it in the boring heaven!"

King Yan Mo squinted: To be honest, compared to the never-ending work in hell, I also want to go to the leisurely heaven!

Ghost Lantern picked up the mace that he never left with him, and only put it away when he went to the world for investigation, and turned around and said: "By the way, Yan Moai just sent a person to hell, so he should still be at the first hall now."

Even if most of the people who were exiled to hell by the hell girl have committed serious crimes, the trial procedure cannot be skipped.In other words, it is precisely because of this trial that the extent of the prisoner's sentence can be determined.When the person who sent him to hell also comes to hell in the future, he will also need this record to fight for a commutation of sentence.

Generally speaking, except for the link of directly sending the human soul to hell, the other procedures are no different from the procedures that need to go through after a normal death.

"Ai-chan is back!" Sure enough, the attention of King Yan Mo, who loves his grandchildren, was instantly diverted, and he stood up excitedly, "I'm going to find her~"

Bang, the mace rubbed against King Yan Mo's ear and hit the ground hard.

"It's not time to get off work, please ask the king to verify the work!"

King Yan Mo, who had evaded by conditioned reflex, looked back at the mace that he had been in close contact with for thousands of years with lingering fear, and bared his teeth: "It's only 10 minutes before I get off work...Are you going to kill me?" !"

"One second is also the time to go to work! And the king is already dead, and he can't die."

"It's painful if you can't die!"

That's what he said, but under the glaring gaze of the ghost lamp, King Yan Mo still sat back down thinking about it.

"Really, what if Ai-chan leaves again after get off work?"

"Relax!" Walking towards Yue Jian who was chatting with Tang Gua and Eggplant, Ghost Lamp said without looking back, "I've already told her to come to you after reporting her work in the first hall."

Seeing the back of Ghost Lantern leaving with Yue Jian and the two little ghosts, King Yan Mo couldn't help but patted the back of his head with a smile.

"Let me just say, Mr. Ghost Lantern has always been a good boy."

While accidentally overhearing all the conversations between the two, the ghost had a dark face: ...Generally speaking, a good boy can't do such a thing as abducting a person who is destined to go to heaven and abducting him into hell to work for him?

King Yan Mo's good boy filter mode is also hopeless.

After visiting the famous scenic spots in Hell, Ghost Lantern took Yuejian to eat snacks that are said to be Hell specialties.

"Originally, the canteen of Yan Modian tastes very good, and the dishes are also rich. But it is rare to come to hell, and it would be too wasteful not to eat some special dishes."

When trying to bring Yuejian into a store that marked the characteristics of the dead, Ghost Lantern said so righteously.

He was held tightly by the rare eggplant with a terrified expression like Tanggua.Seeing the almost capitalized refusal on the faces of the two little ghosts, although curious, Yue Jian respected the desire to survive in his heart and politely refused.

"I think it's okay to be a little less distinctive."

In the end, the group of three sat down in a newly opened store recommended by Tanggua and Eggplant.

"Ai-chan, Ai-chan, I'll give you some if you like grandpa, take a look!"

King Yan Mo's benevolent tone sounded nearby, and Xiao Bai's crisp voice sounded along with it.

"Wow, Ai-chan is really beautiful, why haven't I seen it in hell?"

"Call Miss Yan Mo well, it's really rude to call the other girl's name directly." Then came the calm apology of the pheasant, and the sound of a wing calling.

"It's okay, just do as you like."

The voice of the hell girl is light, and it always gives people an almost ethereal feeling just like her own.

"Hey, where does Ai-chan work in hell?" Xiaobai asked cheerfully with her tail wagging like a small fan.

"That's because her main place of work is in this world, and she usually lives at the junction of this world and hell. It's normal for you to never pass her."

Now that we have met, we have to say hello.

So, taking advantage of the trend, the four people on the Ghost Lamp side were left by the enthusiastic Yan Mo King.

Fortunately, because of the huge size of the king himself, the room he booked was very large, and the few of them were not crowded at all.

"Little Bai, you are here too!"

Xiaobai, Peisuke, and Liulinan are a white dog, monkey, and pheasant respectively. They are the three animal subordinates of Momotaro in the legend, and they are currently acting as jailers in the unhappy place of hell.

"Master Ghost Lamp!"

Seeing the ghost lamp he likes, Xiaobai's eyes light up.

"Hey, this is also a new face, may I ask you..." Xiaobai's tail, which was wagging so fast, was also frozen, and the white hair all over his body couldn't help but explode.

What's the matter with this person, the subtle sense of oppression on his body...

Yue Jian, whose eyes were also bright, couldn't help taking a step back habitually when she saw this, and was about to say something, such as how to refuse the meal tactfully and politely.

Hearing that Ghost Lamp had already lowered his head, he said to the three animal jailers who were slightly frowning.

"This is the Tsukimi Zhaoqiao I brought back from reality. He will become your colleague after he dies. Don't be nervous, he is a good man." Ghost Lantern squatted down and patted Xiaobai's head, "Come on, say hello! "

After all, it is a god dog. After getting used to it a little bit, it was able to wag its tail enthusiastically again, and said to Yue Jian: "It's the first time we meet, please take care of me, I'm Xiaobai."

Yuejian squatted down in novelty and surprise, carefully stretched out her hand to hold the opponent's front paw and shook it.

"It's the first time we meet, my name is Zhaoqiao Yuejian."

In his lifetime, he touched the living fluff with his own hands!

Unable to bear it for a while, Yue Jian laughed so happily that the faces of the three furry ones who had just greeted someone were blushing suspiciously.

It's not unreasonable that this newly opened restaurant will be called the specialty of hell. Many times, Yue Jian can't tell what the raw materials of these dishes are.But the considerate Tang Gua explained to him quietly, so that he would not accidentally step on the thunder if he had taboos.

However, apart from the fact that this raw material comes from extinct animals in this world, there is actually nothing.

At least, Yue Jian really liked that dish of grilled dinosaur meat.It is said to be taken from the tenderest part of a carnivorous dinosaur, which he found chewy.Noticing this, Ghost Lantern silently asked the waiter for an extra plate.

"Hey, what does Yuejian do in this world?"

Xiaobai, who also liked the plate of dinosaur meat, stuck out his tongue and asked when Yuejian put a piece of it on the plate in front of him.

"In my case, I'm still a student!"

Unable to hold back, he stretched out his hand to touch Xiaobai Rongrong's head again, Yuejian was smiling the whole time.

"Looks like you really like animals!" Eggplant whispered.

Tang Gua nodded: "This is the same as Master Ghost Lantern, no wonder they can talk."

Girls who like small animals are very kind!Both Zhaoqiao-san and sister Axiang have their own beauty. It would be great if Zhaoqiao-san was not human... Tang Gua thought in a daze.

However, it will take at least seven or eighty years for Zhaoqiao-san to finish his life in the world?At that time, even he from the little ghost race should look more mature.

really nice...

"Ah, I forgot to mention something." After drinking the tired barley tea, Ghost Lantern put down the tea cup, "Mr. Zhaoqiao is a boy!"

Quiet.

"Hey hey!" X5

"Hey, Tanggua, don't you know?"

Facing the surprised little partner, Eggplant asked even more in surprise.

I just felt that my heart was broken, and Tang Gua bowed her head sadly: "I just want to say, how do you know!"

"Because Mr. Ghost Lantern introduced Teruhashi-kun from the beginning, right? Of course, I don't think Teruhashi-kun is anything like a woman!" Eggplant held up his chopsticks with a look of course.

Because of this offline friend, Tang Gua, who easily came out of the disappointment, was speechless: "I really lost to you."

"What kind of expression do you guys have? It's too rude, please apologize to Mr. Zhaoqiao." Holding up the teacup, Ghost Lantern frowned at the people who had their surprise written on their faces.

"Hey, it's okay." Yuejian took the opportunity to touch the three of them again, not paying attention to such things at all, "Anyway, I'm used to it."

His brother still thinks he has two younger sisters. Compared to what he has gained today, this little thing is nothing at all.

"Is Buxichu's work going well?" Ghost Lantern asked about the work of the three by the way, seemingly unintentionally.

"very smooth."

"There is also good punishment for the dead today."

"It's also very friendly to get along with colleagues."

Yuejian blinked, and instantly grasped the point: "Colleague?"

"The Unhappy Place has recruited a large number of animal guards, and Xiaobai and the others are working there now." Although a little disappointed, the essence is that I got the other party's gender wrong.

Tang Gua, who had already recovered, continued to give Yue Jian science popularization in a low voice, and then saw the other party's eyes brighten up.

The ghost lamp gave the newly promoted jailer who was assisted by God an appreciative look.

Tang Gua who didn't know why: "?"

Tsukimi, who instantly confirmed her career after death: Hell is such a good place!

An hour later, the dinner, which everyone enjoyed, finally came to an end.

The group of people each have their own residences, and they may not be on the way next, so they say goodbye to each other at the door of the meal.

"……you."

Yan Moai, who only ate quietly from beginning to end and didn't say a few words, suddenly spoke to Yuejian.

See you on the moon: "?"

"Are you talking to me?"

The three-no girl nodded calmly and said.

"You are resented, deeply."

"..."