Days and nights of the Raiders of Peerless Beauty
Chapter 73 With the chamber pot in hand, I have the world
Xie Dunyun's brain cracked and hurt very much, and when he looked at the things in Qi Jiu's hands, he still smiled with blood spurting from his mouth.
"Brother Xiaojiu, how skinny are you? You have to think of using a chamber pot to hold that damn thing!"
Shangguan Yichuan and Dongfo all laughed when they heard the words, it was the first time they could laugh so heartlessly after a fierce battle.
Qi Jiu shook the slim handle of the chamber pot, put it in front of his ear and shook it, "Shhh, don't make any noise, I'm just trying it out, it's still unknown whether it will fit in or not."
Someone suddenly shouted from the mouth of the chamber pot, "Father, grandpa, and grandson kneel before you all in reverence, please spare me!"
The call was very clear and accompanied by an echo, everyone's eyes were fixed, their faces were sullen, and they each picked up their weapons, to prevent the man in Tsing Yi from digging out his claws from the mouth of the pot.
Xie Dunyun started with his [-]th knife and pointed it at the dark round hole, "Xiao Jiu, quickly throw that dangerous thing in the air, brother will cut it into copper powder with one knife, and he will get rid of a serious problem in his heart!"
Dongfo suddenly stood behind Qi Jiu, poked his head out, held the steel dove crossbow trigger with both hands, and spoke for him, "It must be reasonable for the little bastard to keep this thing, we should listen to him."
"He's kind!" Xie Dunyun rolled up his sleeves and wiped the bruises at the corners of his mouth, and he didn't give in. "Goodness is stupidity in disguise. He has been a good, stupid thing since he was a child. Now his son has made a mistake again. You are still helping him!" Covering his heart, his face sank, "I am so angry that my heartache is about to recur!"
Shangguan Yifeng said, "I also want to hear Ajiu's wish."
Xie Dunyun dropped his knife with a bang, acting like a frown.
Encouraged by Qi Jiu, he boldly asked Shangguan Yibu a question first, "Master, I vaguely remember that before we left Xiao's shop, you mentioned the silver pattern of the rhinoceros cup or the family emblem. If I remember correctly, you also reminded me , the clan emblem of the Xiao clan is this beast, right?"
Shangguan Yichu said, yes.
Qi Jiu raised his right hand to reveal the silver pattern, "But the pattern on my hand has turned green into a green bull."
Several people took a closer look, and it was indeed green.
Qi Jiu continued, "When Xiao Yulang and I entered the ghost fantasy, we accidentally saw that the family emblem of the Xiao family grave turned out to be a green bull. This is not what the adults said at all."
"I've been thinking hard for a few days, and then I suddenly realized it," Qi Jiu shook the copper chamber pot in his hand, causing the people in Tsing Yi to wail endlessly.
"Since the figure in the mirror has practiced illusion and achieved positive results, it is like a fantasy. Could it be that the silver fragments in my hand belong to some kind of evil heretics? It does not want us to find the origin of the silver fragments. When it happened, they used hallucinations as Gu, subtly changed the original track of some clues, and replaced the family emblem of the entire Xiao clan?"
"Everyone recalls, I use this silver fragments to make illusions, and it always knows my intentions, and the weaving illusions are lifelike, not to mention the guys who were parasitized by it before."
"Furthermore, the person in Tsing Yi is an intermediate illusion builder, and his skills are quite proficient, but it is not as realistic as Yin Sui's illusion."
"Therefore, I made a bold test, using illusions to create illusions. If the silver broken is of a higher level, it will definitely restrain the middle-level phantom seal. If it is the other way around, the power of the silver broken is also weak. I All previous speculations were false."
Speaking of this, Qi Jiu is inevitably complacent, with a chamber pot in his hand, I feel so arrogant in the world.
the most important is.
The waiter borrowed his chamber pot.
He kept his promise and returned it to "him".
As a human being, honesty comes first.
The words shocked everyone, and even the shrewd and capable Shangguan Yiqiu couldn't help but look at him with admiration, stroked Qi Jiu's dusty waist-length curly hair, and said, "Whoever talks nonsense about me, Ajiu, is stupid, I will tear his mouth off."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Xie Dunyun immediately changed his holding his heart to holding his mouth.
"Little bastard, you are talking nonsense!" It was cold at the beginning, but Dongfo seemed to be covered in frost and snow, and his whole body was so cold that he shivered, "According to you, I, a beggar, could be a living thing."
Recalling that I was eating, going to the toilet, and taking a shower, holding this precious silver lump, if it is really a sentient, thinking beast...
Dongfo didn't dare to think about it anymore, "Then the rhinoceros cup emblem on the surface of the pot before it, [-] out of [-] may also be a disguise."
His lips were pulling his beard, trembling, and he fell to the ground with a thud, "Little brat! Little brat! Pull out these silver pieces... Could it be that you have already been controlled by it somehow!!"
When Qi Jiu was disturbed by him, he also lost some reason. If the silver fragments had the greatest influence on him, it was that the fragrance of bliss that originally permeated among the fragments faded away.
Could it be that he was really absorbed by his flesh and blood?
Qi Jiu scratched her head, "Silver fragments are already parasitic, and I can't get them off now, so I can only cut off my arm..."
"Ajiu can never be easily controlled by illusions!!" Shangguan Yicui covered his hands, and Qi Jiu's hand was immediately hidden by him. It's only half a reality."
"The silver broken may be man-made, but it may not be."
He waved the back of Qi Jiu's hand towards everyone, "We've only recovered most of it now, but the bull's head between the silver lines, the spout, and even a large part of the ampulla have not been recovered, so it is groundless to make a conclusion at this moment. .”
Said man...
Qi Jiu's little mind was stunned again, Jiu Mu "Your Excellency is right, in the Xiao's store, I did see a woman when I was taking a shower... Xiao Wangshan's seventh concubine, she entered the bathroom without authorization..."
"Ouch!" Qi Jiu couldn't help being in pain, "Sir, don't pinch my hand, I can still tell you, that Seventh Concubine is actually Liu Baigu!" With a gossip about digging up the treasure of pornography, Shangguan Yichui could not be seen at all. A sour light flickered in her beautiful eyes.
"Your beauty and happiness are always not shallow, and you have met women in the bathhouse many times." Someone's words were completely nasally pronounced, probably by gritting his teeth so hard that he could breathe fire when he opened his mouth.
The adults only want to talk about love, not to tell the truth, and their attitude is obvious.
cough cough cough.
Xie Dunyun continued to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, "In this case, let's go away! It's all gone..."
Dongfo got up to make way, bent down and patted the dust on his buttocks.
Qi Jiu was picked up by the collar by Shangguan Yichuan, and the small copper incense pot was also picked up.
Seriously ordered, "Go and pick up those revived old gentlemen back to the wild store, let's take a short break and set off tomorrow. I have something to talk to Ajiu in detail all night, after all, such a big event happened in the bathhouse, You have to clean it inside and out."
Qi Jiu stood on tiptoe, her skirt was stuck in her throat, she looked back and smirked, "I think I've made it clear..."
Someone's beautiful half-face approached swiftly, and when their breaths met, the fire would be reduced to the bottom fire, and it would burn instantly.
"No, it's not clear enough."
Shangguan Yibui smiled, and entered the store with two squeaky and wobbly guys.
Only then did Dongfo dare to speak out, "What shall we do?"
Xie Dunyun scratched his scalp, his fingernails were full of dirt from the fight, so think about it carefully.
"Take back those old men and arrange them in order. Let's spend the night together in the wild. It's best not to enter the house..."
"What?"
"Stupid!" Xie Dunyun slapped him on the head, "If the house collapses in the middle of the night and crushes a group of people to death, my Chinese New Year has just begun, so don't take that risk!"
Dongfo seemed to understand, and quietly went to check on those confused old men.
Xie Dunyun looked for a good place to relax, took off his coat and shook, good guy, the loess is long!
He was thinking about why he didn't see Bai Shiqian during the fight, and secretly scolded him for being helpful.
Someone next to his arm poked his bound arm, Xie Dunyun waved his hand, "Stop messing around, I'm upset."
A faint cold air slowly trembled out, and a tender little hand suddenly grabbed Xie Dunyun's dangling fingers.
"Ah! What the hell!" He moved his butt a distance of three feet.
Floating in mid-air is a small baby, with white hands and feet, it looks better than a small and well-behaved bunny. It is wrapped around its whole body in a brown-bottomed beaded brocade long dress with bear head pattern, except for a pink The taupe-colored round arms kept asking for it.
It turned out that he had just gone to save the old boy.
Uh……
"White Crazy" cautiously asked about the indifferent strength holding the child.
Bai Shiqian's cold voice finally echoed, "Have you brought a baby?"
"How could I have given birth to a child!" Xie Dunyun shook his big head loudly, "I'm still a bud like a flower like a jade, and it is absolutely impossible for me to do such a thing."
Bai Shiqian held the baby's soft waist with one arm, and watched him play tricks on the spot, his lips were tightly pressed into a line, "The shadow of this old man must have been accidentally chopped up by you when you faced off just now. There is half a shadow left, so you are responsible, send him home to be raised by his family."
Xie Dunyun's head continued to shake, and he was not afraid of fainting, so he went straight to the point, "No, I don't want to, it's impossible! I can't wipe my own butt clean, so how could I have the leisure to wipe other people's butts."
Bai Shiqian endured for a while, "I'll go with you."
"That's no problem, we can start now!" Xie Dunyun slapped his thigh and slapped the choking smoke in front of his face.
After a night of rest, the next morning dawned.
Shangguan Yichuu summoned Kemojiu, who hadn't shown up for a long time. Kemojiu was tired of waiting at Lijinmen, and he couldn't stop when he heard the call.
I thought that the old friend was exhausted after two consecutive battles, and the extra people turned their backs on their backs.
In the end, when he rushed to the wild store, he found that Shangguan Yibuki was refreshed. After he had relieved many burdens, his whole body was gorgeous and radiant, like a blossoming guava, with moist eyebrows and eyes, and a fragrant tongue.
When Shangguan Yifeng saw him, he didn't say much, but explained that the old gentlemen in the wild store were disturbed so much that their consciousness was a little blurred, so they called him to come and use the phantom seal to destroy the wild store. Send a ride to your door.
Ke Mojiu dressed up to go out, hearing these words, his whole body was full of prosperity, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows and staring, "Guan, I thought you asked me to come to drink celebration wine, but you are better, you treat us like animals on the road! "
"Okay, okay, I'll have a drink with you when I return to the Holy City of Xian'an." Shangguan Yi Chuan laughed and stopped talking.
The golden house hides the beauty, he has to move out with the bed.
Then I took the food and went back to the love nest. In the red cotton quilt and mandarin duck curtain, curled up a soft and rotten pretty body, with curly hair dripping from the waist dripping with sweat, covered with spring dew and tide beads, spreading like seaweed Opened, a bright and charming little face lightly took a breath, crying like complaining.
Shangguan Yichui's face, which had never been exposed to the sun, instantly showed a ray of pity and love. He walked lightly to the side of the couch and sat down. Why don't you apologize, okay?"
"Brother Xiaojiu, how skinny are you? You have to think of using a chamber pot to hold that damn thing!"
Shangguan Yichuan and Dongfo all laughed when they heard the words, it was the first time they could laugh so heartlessly after a fierce battle.
Qi Jiu shook the slim handle of the chamber pot, put it in front of his ear and shook it, "Shhh, don't make any noise, I'm just trying it out, it's still unknown whether it will fit in or not."
Someone suddenly shouted from the mouth of the chamber pot, "Father, grandpa, and grandson kneel before you all in reverence, please spare me!"
The call was very clear and accompanied by an echo, everyone's eyes were fixed, their faces were sullen, and they each picked up their weapons, to prevent the man in Tsing Yi from digging out his claws from the mouth of the pot.
Xie Dunyun started with his [-]th knife and pointed it at the dark round hole, "Xiao Jiu, quickly throw that dangerous thing in the air, brother will cut it into copper powder with one knife, and he will get rid of a serious problem in his heart!"
Dongfo suddenly stood behind Qi Jiu, poked his head out, held the steel dove crossbow trigger with both hands, and spoke for him, "It must be reasonable for the little bastard to keep this thing, we should listen to him."
"He's kind!" Xie Dunyun rolled up his sleeves and wiped the bruises at the corners of his mouth, and he didn't give in. "Goodness is stupidity in disguise. He has been a good, stupid thing since he was a child. Now his son has made a mistake again. You are still helping him!" Covering his heart, his face sank, "I am so angry that my heartache is about to recur!"
Shangguan Yifeng said, "I also want to hear Ajiu's wish."
Xie Dunyun dropped his knife with a bang, acting like a frown.
Encouraged by Qi Jiu, he boldly asked Shangguan Yibu a question first, "Master, I vaguely remember that before we left Xiao's shop, you mentioned the silver pattern of the rhinoceros cup or the family emblem. If I remember correctly, you also reminded me , the clan emblem of the Xiao clan is this beast, right?"
Shangguan Yichu said, yes.
Qi Jiu raised his right hand to reveal the silver pattern, "But the pattern on my hand has turned green into a green bull."
Several people took a closer look, and it was indeed green.
Qi Jiu continued, "When Xiao Yulang and I entered the ghost fantasy, we accidentally saw that the family emblem of the Xiao family grave turned out to be a green bull. This is not what the adults said at all."
"I've been thinking hard for a few days, and then I suddenly realized it," Qi Jiu shook the copper chamber pot in his hand, causing the people in Tsing Yi to wail endlessly.
"Since the figure in the mirror has practiced illusion and achieved positive results, it is like a fantasy. Could it be that the silver fragments in my hand belong to some kind of evil heretics? It does not want us to find the origin of the silver fragments. When it happened, they used hallucinations as Gu, subtly changed the original track of some clues, and replaced the family emblem of the entire Xiao clan?"
"Everyone recalls, I use this silver fragments to make illusions, and it always knows my intentions, and the weaving illusions are lifelike, not to mention the guys who were parasitized by it before."
"Furthermore, the person in Tsing Yi is an intermediate illusion builder, and his skills are quite proficient, but it is not as realistic as Yin Sui's illusion."
"Therefore, I made a bold test, using illusions to create illusions. If the silver broken is of a higher level, it will definitely restrain the middle-level phantom seal. If it is the other way around, the power of the silver broken is also weak. I All previous speculations were false."
Speaking of this, Qi Jiu is inevitably complacent, with a chamber pot in his hand, I feel so arrogant in the world.
the most important is.
The waiter borrowed his chamber pot.
He kept his promise and returned it to "him".
As a human being, honesty comes first.
The words shocked everyone, and even the shrewd and capable Shangguan Yiqiu couldn't help but look at him with admiration, stroked Qi Jiu's dusty waist-length curly hair, and said, "Whoever talks nonsense about me, Ajiu, is stupid, I will tear his mouth off."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Xie Dunyun immediately changed his holding his heart to holding his mouth.
"Little bastard, you are talking nonsense!" It was cold at the beginning, but Dongfo seemed to be covered in frost and snow, and his whole body was so cold that he shivered, "According to you, I, a beggar, could be a living thing."
Recalling that I was eating, going to the toilet, and taking a shower, holding this precious silver lump, if it is really a sentient, thinking beast...
Dongfo didn't dare to think about it anymore, "Then the rhinoceros cup emblem on the surface of the pot before it, [-] out of [-] may also be a disguise."
His lips were pulling his beard, trembling, and he fell to the ground with a thud, "Little brat! Little brat! Pull out these silver pieces... Could it be that you have already been controlled by it somehow!!"
When Qi Jiu was disturbed by him, he also lost some reason. If the silver fragments had the greatest influence on him, it was that the fragrance of bliss that originally permeated among the fragments faded away.
Could it be that he was really absorbed by his flesh and blood?
Qi Jiu scratched her head, "Silver fragments are already parasitic, and I can't get them off now, so I can only cut off my arm..."
"Ajiu can never be easily controlled by illusions!!" Shangguan Yicui covered his hands, and Qi Jiu's hand was immediately hidden by him. It's only half a reality."
"The silver broken may be man-made, but it may not be."
He waved the back of Qi Jiu's hand towards everyone, "We've only recovered most of it now, but the bull's head between the silver lines, the spout, and even a large part of the ampulla have not been recovered, so it is groundless to make a conclusion at this moment. .”
Said man...
Qi Jiu's little mind was stunned again, Jiu Mu "Your Excellency is right, in the Xiao's store, I did see a woman when I was taking a shower... Xiao Wangshan's seventh concubine, she entered the bathroom without authorization..."
"Ouch!" Qi Jiu couldn't help being in pain, "Sir, don't pinch my hand, I can still tell you, that Seventh Concubine is actually Liu Baigu!" With a gossip about digging up the treasure of pornography, Shangguan Yichui could not be seen at all. A sour light flickered in her beautiful eyes.
"Your beauty and happiness are always not shallow, and you have met women in the bathhouse many times." Someone's words were completely nasally pronounced, probably by gritting his teeth so hard that he could breathe fire when he opened his mouth.
The adults only want to talk about love, not to tell the truth, and their attitude is obvious.
cough cough cough.
Xie Dunyun continued to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, "In this case, let's go away! It's all gone..."
Dongfo got up to make way, bent down and patted the dust on his buttocks.
Qi Jiu was picked up by the collar by Shangguan Yichuan, and the small copper incense pot was also picked up.
Seriously ordered, "Go and pick up those revived old gentlemen back to the wild store, let's take a short break and set off tomorrow. I have something to talk to Ajiu in detail all night, after all, such a big event happened in the bathhouse, You have to clean it inside and out."
Qi Jiu stood on tiptoe, her skirt was stuck in her throat, she looked back and smirked, "I think I've made it clear..."
Someone's beautiful half-face approached swiftly, and when their breaths met, the fire would be reduced to the bottom fire, and it would burn instantly.
"No, it's not clear enough."
Shangguan Yibui smiled, and entered the store with two squeaky and wobbly guys.
Only then did Dongfo dare to speak out, "What shall we do?"
Xie Dunyun scratched his scalp, his fingernails were full of dirt from the fight, so think about it carefully.
"Take back those old men and arrange them in order. Let's spend the night together in the wild. It's best not to enter the house..."
"What?"
"Stupid!" Xie Dunyun slapped him on the head, "If the house collapses in the middle of the night and crushes a group of people to death, my Chinese New Year has just begun, so don't take that risk!"
Dongfo seemed to understand, and quietly went to check on those confused old men.
Xie Dunyun looked for a good place to relax, took off his coat and shook, good guy, the loess is long!
He was thinking about why he didn't see Bai Shiqian during the fight, and secretly scolded him for being helpful.
Someone next to his arm poked his bound arm, Xie Dunyun waved his hand, "Stop messing around, I'm upset."
A faint cold air slowly trembled out, and a tender little hand suddenly grabbed Xie Dunyun's dangling fingers.
"Ah! What the hell!" He moved his butt a distance of three feet.
Floating in mid-air is a small baby, with white hands and feet, it looks better than a small and well-behaved bunny. It is wrapped around its whole body in a brown-bottomed beaded brocade long dress with bear head pattern, except for a pink The taupe-colored round arms kept asking for it.
It turned out that he had just gone to save the old boy.
Uh……
"White Crazy" cautiously asked about the indifferent strength holding the child.
Bai Shiqian's cold voice finally echoed, "Have you brought a baby?"
"How could I have given birth to a child!" Xie Dunyun shook his big head loudly, "I'm still a bud like a flower like a jade, and it is absolutely impossible for me to do such a thing."
Bai Shiqian held the baby's soft waist with one arm, and watched him play tricks on the spot, his lips were tightly pressed into a line, "The shadow of this old man must have been accidentally chopped up by you when you faced off just now. There is half a shadow left, so you are responsible, send him home to be raised by his family."
Xie Dunyun's head continued to shake, and he was not afraid of fainting, so he went straight to the point, "No, I don't want to, it's impossible! I can't wipe my own butt clean, so how could I have the leisure to wipe other people's butts."
Bai Shiqian endured for a while, "I'll go with you."
"That's no problem, we can start now!" Xie Dunyun slapped his thigh and slapped the choking smoke in front of his face.
After a night of rest, the next morning dawned.
Shangguan Yichuu summoned Kemojiu, who hadn't shown up for a long time. Kemojiu was tired of waiting at Lijinmen, and he couldn't stop when he heard the call.
I thought that the old friend was exhausted after two consecutive battles, and the extra people turned their backs on their backs.
In the end, when he rushed to the wild store, he found that Shangguan Yibuki was refreshed. After he had relieved many burdens, his whole body was gorgeous and radiant, like a blossoming guava, with moist eyebrows and eyes, and a fragrant tongue.
When Shangguan Yifeng saw him, he didn't say much, but explained that the old gentlemen in the wild store were disturbed so much that their consciousness was a little blurred, so they called him to come and use the phantom seal to destroy the wild store. Send a ride to your door.
Ke Mojiu dressed up to go out, hearing these words, his whole body was full of prosperity, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows and staring, "Guan, I thought you asked me to come to drink celebration wine, but you are better, you treat us like animals on the road! "
"Okay, okay, I'll have a drink with you when I return to the Holy City of Xian'an." Shangguan Yi Chuan laughed and stopped talking.
The golden house hides the beauty, he has to move out with the bed.
Then I took the food and went back to the love nest. In the red cotton quilt and mandarin duck curtain, curled up a soft and rotten pretty body, with curly hair dripping from the waist dripping with sweat, covered with spring dew and tide beads, spreading like seaweed Opened, a bright and charming little face lightly took a breath, crying like complaining.
Shangguan Yichui's face, which had never been exposed to the sun, instantly showed a ray of pity and love. He walked lightly to the side of the couch and sat down. Why don't you apologize, okay?"
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