I am a tripod

"That bronze tripod is so big and round, it's more like a pig than a big rabbit. Its ears are like... a shrew with her hips on her hips."

"It's angry."

"You keep scolding me."

"If it has an expression, it must be exactly the same as when your senior sister confiscated my good wine."

Mei He was really frightened by the dream.He kept telling Burnet what happened in the dream, and his tone was no longer as free and easy as before, it seemed to be a bit...indescribably weak.

Burnet shuddered at the thought.

After all, his master is not a peerless beauty, but a drunk, foot-picking, slovenly old man who rolls up his sleeves and fights with other alchemists if he disagrees with him.

"The bronze tripod is not strong either. If I use all my strength, it will definitely not be able to beat me."

"But in the dream, I just didn't want to hurt it. I just felt that I deserved the beating."

"Oh, what are you talking about?"

"When I wake up, I will be ruled by the scriptures, and even if I am asleep, I will be bullied by the bronze tripod."

Mei He babbled on for a long time before realizing something, "Yu'er, you are so quiet today, usually I say a few more words, and you lose your temper and leave. Why are you so willing to listen to my nagging today? Could it be..."

Mei He thought of a certain possibility, and quickly felt his own pulse, for fear that he might have some incurable disease.

After a while, Mei He breathed a sigh of relief.

Mei He glared at Burnet, "You bean sprouts, you know how to scare people."

Burnet was full of helplessness, and stepped forward to wipe Mei He's body.

Diyu didn't know the grievances between the bronze tripod and his master, but he was aware of the relationship between the bronze tripod and Mu Chuhan, and worried that the master would forcibly snatch Mu Chuhan's bronze tripod.

As an apprentice, he shouldn't speak ill of his master, but his master is indeed not a gentleman, and he often does things that bully others.Even if he didn't really want the bronze tripod, the master would deliberately make things difficult for Mu Chuhan.

In any case, Mu Chuhan was someone who had helped his master, and Diyu was young, but he also understood the principle of karma.

Their master received Mu Chuhan's kindness, so they had to repay Mu Chuhan.If the cause and effect in the mortal world are not cut off, the cultivator will not be able to become a fairy.

But their master didn't care about these things, he just put on a bad attitude, drinking heavily every day, teasing his pets, and playing tricks on those disciples who came to Zuiyao Peak.

It is always said that an old man has not cultivated to such a high level, and he is drunk today when he has wine, but in the end, their masters are all out of their bodies.

The entire Guizhen sect plus masters are only three out-of-body practitioners.

Diyu thought it would be better to have one thing less, so he kept the bronze tripod secret, and let Mu Chuhan secretly take the bronze tripod away.They also pretended that the incident of the bronze tripod had never happened, and found another way to repay the favor, so as not to drag the master down.

The third senior sister, Cen Yan, also said last night that she should first hide the matter about the bronze tripod, see how much the master knows, and then decide whether to confess.

"Hey, that's right. I made the Five Elements Great Replenishing Pill. Have you finished it?" Mei He thought about making alchemy, and then remembered that when he was receiving the pill, he was kicked by the bronze tripod, and quickly touched his chest.

Those who practiced during the out-of-body period have extremely strong restorative power.

Moreover, Mu Chuhan poured a lot of elixir and elixir for free, and Cen Yan also used spiritual power to help repair it for a long time last night, and Mei He's ribs were already healed.

Therefore, Mei He wondered, "It does seem to hurt a little, but..." If it was really kicked by such a big bronze tripod, I am afraid that his injury could be more serious.

But without the kick of the bronze tripod, where did his injury come from?

"I don't know." Burnet pretended to be calm, put the dirty towel into the basin and scrubbed it, "Master, let's go to the alchemy room to have a look, we didn't have time to clean it up."

Mei He felt that the little apprentice was a little too well-behaved today, but his spiritual power was exhausted from alchemy, and the little apprentice was worried about his health, so it seemed reasonable to be a little better than before.

Mei He thought about the Five Elements Great Tonic Pill, followed the two buns and walked to the top of the mountain.

Burnet was absent-minded at first, but after the master walked out of the back door for a long distance, he remembered that the way to the back door passed the rabbit's nest.

Burnet didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly followed.

However, what was supposed to happen happened.

The big and round bronze tripod was laid carelessly on the green grass.Surrounded by white rabbits, it is too dazzling.

Even people like Mei He, who was only thinking about the Five Elements tonic pill, saw the bronze tripod.

Lin Yunqian and Rabbit Dayao were basking in the sun on the grass, and when they saw Mei He, they realized what they had forgotten.

He only thought about waiting for Mu Chuhan to pick him up at Zuiyao Peak, but forgot that there was such an old man as Mei He on Zuiyao Peak.

Mei He was kicked by him, what if the old man doesn't lose his memory and seek revenge for that kick?

What if the old man uses him to make alchemy?

He didn't want to get his ass burned again.

But seeing Mei He in good health, Lin Yunqian's guilt completely disappeared.

His kick the night before was really heavy and ruthless, full of anger that he had been roasted by the Dan fire for half an hour.Lin Yunqian was afraid that she would kick the old man away.

Seeing Mei He walking towards him, Lin Yunqian hurriedly pretended not to exist.

Lin Yunqian didn't know if it was useful to install a tripod, but he had installed it in Chuzhen Hall for more than half a month, and he was quite proficient in the business.

Burnet saw Mei He stepping over the fence and walking in the direction of the bronze tripod, and trotted up, "Master, Master, didn't you say you were looking for the elixir?"

"Who moved it?" Mei He frowned slightly, with a more serious expression.

He couldn't tell what kind of feeling this was, but he just felt that the bronze tripod pendulum in front of him really bothered him.

Diyu hesitated, looked at the tripod, then at the master, "Yes, yes..."

Burnet is only eight years old this year, and he hasn't lied much on weekdays, so in a hurry, he really doesn't know how to answer his master's words.

The rabbit monster lying in the bronze tripod saw Mei He, and stretched out his rabbit paw to say hello, "Hey, old man, you are in good health today, you can walk now."

Mei He drinks heavily on weekdays and likes to sleep late, the rabbit demon teases Mei He for being old and in poor health.

"Hmph, wait until the Chinese New Year, and I'll kill you fat pig. I can eat half a bowl of this old man." Mei He looked like an old man, but he was in very good health.

On weekdays, he only admits that he is an old man when it is beneficial to him, like when Cen Yan urges him to do something serious, or when he wants his apprentice to serve tea and water, he will pretend to be uncomfortable.

Seeing Mei He kept staring at the bronze tripod, the big demon rabbit said in a quizzical manner: "How is it? Does my new rabbit nest look good? Isn't it very handsome and suitable for me?"

"I see that you are too fat, and you don't have a rabbit's nest to use, so you brought my tripod here." If Meihe had a beard, he would be so angry that his beard would tremble.

The big monster Rabbit's cultivation base is not high, but he can break through the barrier, and he would stroll around Zuiyao Peak on weekdays, Mei He has always known this.Therefore, the big monster rabbit has the ability to move the bronze tripod.

Mei He is not the kind of person who follows the rules, seeing the big monster rabbit coaxing Cen Yan to smile, and not harming the medicine field, he let the big monster stay here, and a few carrots are not expensive.

But the rabbit nest is indeed a bit rough, don't blame the big monster rabbit.

At the very beginning, two or three grass nests were placed in the rabbit nest, and a range was enclosed for the rabbits to move around.Later, more and more rabbits were born, and it became the current rabbit pen, but there were still two or three grass nests inside.

Mei He touched the bronze tripod. The body of the tripod was rough and cold, so he didn't feel anything unusual.

Just when Mei He was about to instill some spiritual energy to test him, Cen Yan's voice came from a distance, and Mei He suddenly became excited.

"Master, are you awake?" Cen Yan ran to Mei He with an excited voice, happy that Mei He woke up, "You should lie down for a while if you are not feeling well, why did you wake up so early in the morning? You passed out the night before In the alchemy room, it really scared us to death. If you don’t pay attention to your body on weekdays, but now you are dizzy from alchemy, how can you let us rest assured that you are alchemy alone, master."

There was a long series of conversations without stopping, and Mei He was so heartwarming and embarrassed, he touched his nose and couldn't speak for a long time.

Huan Hanfei came back and followed behind Cen Yan.

He was also very happy to see Mei He wake up, but compared to Cen Yan's excitement, he just called Master with a silly smile, and said a few words about how happy he was to see Master in good health.

Lin Yunqian looked behind Huan Hanfei cautiously, but was disappointed that he didn't see Mu Chuhan.

Mei He is not good at dealing with this kind of mother-in-law affairs, so in the end he could only say dryly, "You guys have a heart."

Although he Meihe didn't have many disciples, but everyone treated him sincerely as a master, and he was very satisfied.

Because of Cen Yan's interruption, Mei He forgot about the bronze tripod and took a few apprentices up the mountain together.

"Speaking of which, after I fainted last night, did anything happen?" Mei He asked the three apprentices.

Huan Hanfei didn't answer.

He was not at Zuiyao Peak the night Mei He crossed the Thunder Tribulation.When he came back, he saw many elders surrounded in front of the mountain gate, and Huan Hanfei realized that something serious happened.

Burnet was younger and arrived later than Cen Yan, so he didn't speak.

"It wasn't last night, it was the night before. Master, you've been in a coma for a whole day and night." Cen Yan already had a draft in his stomach, and he spoke quite smoothly.

"I don't know the details. When I arrived, Master, you had already passed out. Mu Chuhan was worried about you and gave you many miraculous medicines."

"Perhaps those miraculous medicines are good. Master, you have untied the knot in your heart again, and started the thunder disaster."

"Then, Mu Chuhan took out a lot of magic weapons to help the master block the thunder."

One sentence after another, Mei He's face was filled with question marks.

"That's not right. Mu Chuhan seems to have just built the foundation, right? He helped me protect me from lightning? Yan'er, there is a limit to joking." Mei He didn't believe a word of Cen Yan's words.

He didn't remember how high Mu Chuhan's cultivation base was, it was just low anyway.

Cen Yan blinked unnaturally, "I don't know, that's what I saw. Otherwise, master, you thought I was in the magic circle, did you see it wrong?"

Cen Yan did not dare to hide Mu Chuhan's visit to Zuiyao Peak late at night.

Zuiyaofeng looks loose, but in fact hides many monsters, Lingzhi.Those plants with spiritual wisdom are Mei He's eyeliner.Mu Chuhan rushed up the mountain so directly, Cen Yan couldn't hide it even if he wanted to.It's better to pretend that you can't believe it, and wait for Mei He to think for himself.

"Also, why did Mu Chuhan come to Zuiyao Peak?" As soon as Mei He finished speaking, he noticed Burnet shrinking his neck.

Mei He immediately caught the accomplice, "You little brat, you can't even look at every door."

The barrier he set up was not very strong, but it wasn't something Mu Chuhan could enter and exit at will.

Diyu's little face was full of grievances, "Obviously he broke in by himself."

After seeing Mei He's suspicious eyes, Di Yu coyly told the truth, "I was so sleepy, I thought it was the fourth senior brother who came back, so I accidentally opened the door."

Mei He was speechless and sighed.

Sure enough, it is difficult to guard against house thieves by day and night.

The author has something to say:

Lin Yunqian: Ahhh, Chu Han, you are coming back soon, the old man is awake

In the alchemy room, Mu Chuhan stood beside the head of the Guizhen sect

Huan Hanfei: I cook, I'll slip first.Junior Brother Mu is amazing, you should practice more

Mu Chuhan: ...

troubles of top students

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